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03-29-13 17:33 #2154Senior Member

Posts: 195FS but uneventful
I've been seeing her for years now. She gives me FS but let me just say that it is uneventful. She just complains that her pussy is too small the whole time and tells me how she is dying (I speak Mandarin). Not sexy if you ask me but she is very nice and I could says we are friends. I don't think she gives it up to many people because she told me she hadn't done deed in long time (since she last saw me previous which is months as I was gone to Asia).
Originally Posted by Kajispam
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03-28-13 20:14 #2153Senior Member

Posts: 983This is Twilight Zone stuff coming from you and Pc. Truly chilling and incomprehensible that a frequent flyer and a recognized fountain of jizz who is respectful and trustworthy like Baggens would receive this kind of treatment. Also not much geographic proximity between the La Habra place and the Walnut spot though they may not be terribly far apart for an airborn crow. Not the same LE agencies either.
Originally Posted by Dildo Baggens
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The experience with the latinas in Whittier is a real headscratcher. Don't these providers realize that we'll leave happier with an absolutely legit massage than an hour of teasing and as you stated, prohibited "lewd behavior" that leads to shocking nowhere? I believe it is some level of infraction for a licensed massage joint in California to even have an "undraped" subject on a massage table. Legally you're supposed to be less exposed in an MP than you're permitted to be at the beach! You splooge bazookas can take a spin through the process at "Massage Envy" to find out how the Governmental Guardians of God's Laws intend that a legal massage proceed. You can take the Latinas from Whittier with you and then effect a citizen's arrest.
Maybe you guys are unwitting subjects of alien research trying to get to the bottom of the dilemma of why the balls of homo sapiens who complain of "blue balls" are actually not discolored in any way. So literal these aliens!
Whatever, I wouldn't expect this phenomena to last. At least not for the rest of us. And if it is of the slightest comfort, I know of at least one spot on the north end of the SGV where it is jizzness as usual at least through yesterday.
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03-28-13 15:58 #2152Senior Member

Posts: 1959I think something is going on in SGV for sure. Same scenario as you today and was denied by a sure thing usually. Kept saying all was well but I didn't feel that to be true. Perhaps LEO has paid visits and scared some folks to hold back so too speak. Oh well, next.
Originally Posted by Dildo Baggens
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PC out
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03-28-13 13:36 #2151Senior Member

Posts: 1048Rebuff of late
You know, in the last week and a half I have been to four massage places. 2 of which routinely offered FS or HE in the recent past, have now declined me service, even though I'm somewhat of a regular at one of these places.
http://orangecounty.backpage.com/Bod...ra-23/25936465
The other one, which I recently posted about and is nothing short of a scam,
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...81#post1715581
The one in the City of Walnut / COI area, which up until now was totally FS a year ago, has declined any extras what so ever.
http://sangabrielvalley.backpage.com...-d-25/18593164
What is going on? Have any of you encountered this change as well? I've been told I have good Hygiene, so It can't be that and I'm certainly too old and out of shape to be mistaken for LE.
Like to hear your thoughts.
Baggens
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03-28-13 10:13 #2150Senior Member

Posts: 1959BTW, I sent Bonnie your number but it seems like you never answer so she gave up.
Originally Posted by Kajispam
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PC out
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03-27-13 15:54 #2149Senior Member

Posts: 132Have at it.
http://la.backpage.com/BodyRubs/andg...wy-40/18963792
Originally Posted by Pcpc1688
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03-27-13 13:36 #2148Senior Member

Posts: 1959Where is this place at?
Originally Posted by Hentai Man
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Sounds like a girl I would want to antagonize LOL.
Anyone that knows can PM me please.
PC out
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03-27-13 10:38 #2147Regular Member

Posts: 15Yo, can you please pm me with the deets on this place? Much appreciated.
Originally Posted by Kajispam
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03-26-13 22:25 #2146Senior Member

Posts: 460C'mon man
It's like a puppy mill. All these people get shuffled through and we buy into it. Let's not kid ourselves with the pictures they post, it ain't going to happen.
Originally Posted by TeddybearG
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Be satisfied if you get anything close. Other than that you're going to get whatever they have in stock. There's nothing out there 5'0 90 lbs. 20 yrs old.
Get real already.
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03-26-13 16:10 #2145Senior Member

Posts: 224She doesn't like FS because it hurts her. I got it once from her a year ago, but it wasn't that great, always complaining I"m too big. Its the same girl as always. She is the only one who works with Peter there. Yeah, her BBBJ is weak because she doesn't like the taste of pre-cum. She always stops and spits after a short time. Maybe its a Chinese woman thing? My ex was pretty much just like her whenever we had sex. Couldn't stand the taste of pre cum, her pussy was too sensitive during sex so she didn't like it, was always afraid of my cum shooting out and hitting her face. Description fits Cindy / Tina exactly. She does like DATY though, but strangely, hates 69. The charm, if one is willing to put up with all her quirks, is that it feels like a real relationship experience, at least for me, since I basically dated a girl just like her, LOL. It's a nice change from the pros who are super fake and more business like. Plus at 80 bucks total, its a pretty decent rate for me to get off and have some fun. It does get tiresome after the first or second time, so I don't see her for months, but then the cheap price always calls me back.
Originally Posted by Kajispam
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03-26-13 12:53 #2144Senior Member

Posts: 36AMP Senses
I need intel please! On Sunday nite around 1030 pm. Greeted by 2 asian females at the front register. I asked for their names and checked to see if both gave massages, said yes. 1st name Lily (hot and tall she had a little thickness in the right areas) 2nd Claire (short, cute, and slutty look and kept eye fucking me). Then asked how much for the hour said $69 including tip. Plus had to pay $69 right away, WTF? There english was pretty fobby so I had to ask them again 2x. To make sure, since I was low on funds, told them ill come back another time and made them write their name and days off on the business cards. Place looks really a bit fancy.
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03-26-13 11:58 #2143Senior Member

Posts: 751AMP "Quality"
Its odd that while the number of AMP's in the SGV has increased, the "quality" of providers and "extras" (HE's, FS) , has DECREASED! Perhaps all the cute ones are going to undercover apt."AMP's", leaving only the "middle-aged" to provide AMP service. Or maybe the Internet has just driven all the CUTE AMP providers into "asian-language only" websites!
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03-25-13 18:24 #2142Senior Member

Posts: 50678 = meh
After looking at the few working that day, I picked a new face (for me), called herself angel, a little older than the others but looked nice and petite to me.
She claimed to be her first day and her massage skill was much below average, but that's not why I went. After 10-20 min of lame rub I flipped over and began exploring her rack. They are kinda odd. I think she had some very poor bolt on under a decent sized original set. The overall look were nice and perky and her tiny nipples were a rare sight at an AMP.
When I first moved in to expose her top, she began bartering, quoted me $50, I said I'd for a BJ, she didn't want to do that and just gave me one of the worst jackhammering ever. Kept telling her to ease up but she seemed clueless or just didn't care.
She refused to expose her lower half and refused to do Russian. I couldn't complete with just the rack even with the cute nipples. Eventually we ran out of time. At that point she agreed to show me her lower body if I self serve. LOL. This is my first self serve but given her crappy jackhammering I happily agreed.
She kept reminding me not to touch LOL, and she has this strange smell down there, kinda reminds me of the hospital smell. But nevertheless her snatch was a nice naturally sparse Bush which I liked. Eventually I coached her into rubbing her ass on my face and I managed to finish myself. LOL.
We kinda went 15min overtime and so I gave her. 40 tip, just to be nice and fair, but I don't think I'd repeat.
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03-24-13 16:46 #2141Senior Member

Posts: 132Yes, I Know What You Mean.
In so far as MPs go, things seem pretty bland. Most now seem pseudo legit, decent massages with Very Mediocre HEs if you even get one. I know there are exceptions, but as a whole things are kinda boring now.
Originally Posted by Hugga Bugga
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Sherry in Pomona, I remember her. Where is the next Sherry? The search continues.
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03-24-13 15:59 #2140Senior Member

Posts: 50Lazy and missing better days
Right now I am too lazy as most of the interesting stuff seems out in the boondocks so I end up at Lulu's place for almost sex (miss the old days with Lily before the old place was shut down) or a pseudo legit place on Huntington that happens to give me a darn good HJ. Also missing a nice horny as hell MILF / gmilf like Sherry in Pomona. Just not finding any good regular arrangements yet that are close enough to make sense.
Originally Posted by Pcpc1688
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