Massage Parlor Reports

**Hentai Man** · 03-26-13 16:10

Originally Posted by Kajispam [View Original Post]

Cindy / Tina, apartment stairway climb, has anyone gotten FS with her? I paid her a visit, I honestly can't remember if she was the same girl from way back more than a year between my last visit. Gave a weak BBBJ, reluctant for anything else. Just making the rounds of all the working numbers on my phone.

She doesn't like FS because it hurts her. I got it once from her a year ago, but it wasn't that great, always complaining I"m too big. Its the same girl as always. She is the only one who works with Peter there. Yeah, her BBBJ is weak because she doesn't like the taste of pre-cum. She always stops and spits after a short time. Maybe its a Chinese woman thing? My ex was pretty much just like her whenever we had sex. Couldn't stand the taste of pre cum, her pussy was too sensitive during sex so she didn't like it, was always afraid of my cum shooting out and hitting her face. Description fits Cindy / Tina exactly. She does like DATY though, but strangely, hates 69. The charm, if one is willing to put up with all her quirks, is that it feels like a real relationship experience, at least for me, since I basically dated a girl just like her, LOL. It's a nice change from the pros who are super fake and more business like. Plus at 80 bucks total, its a pretty decent rate for me to get off and have some fun. It does get tiresome after the first or second time, so I don't see her for months, but then the cheap price always calls me back.

**TeddybearG** · 03-26-13 12:53

I need intel please! On Sunday nite around 1030 pm. Greeted by 2 asian females at the front register. I asked for their names and checked to see if both gave massages, said yes. 1st name Lily (hot and tall she had a little thickness in the right areas) 2nd Claire (short, cute, and slutty look and kept eye fucking me). Then asked how much for the hour said $69 including tip. Plus had to pay $69 right away, WTF? There english was pretty fobby so I had to ask them again 2x. To make sure, since I was low on funds, told them ill come back another time and made them write their name and days off on the business cards. Place looks really a bit fancy.

**Member #5605** · 03-26-13 11:58

Its odd that while the number of AMP's in the SGV has increased, the "quality" of providers and "extras" (HE's, FS) , has DECREASED! Perhaps all the cute ones are going to undercover apt."AMP's", leaving only the "middle-aged" to provide AMP service. Or maybe the Internet has just driven all the CUTE AMP providers into "asian-language only" websites!

**Asgardian** · 03-25-13 18:24

After looking at the few working that day, I picked a new face (for me), called herself angel, a little older than the others but looked nice and petite to me.

She claimed to be her first day and her massage skill was much below average, but that's not why I went. After 10-20 min of lame rub I flipped over and began exploring her rack. They are kinda odd. I think she had some very poor bolt on under a decent sized original set. The overall look were nice and perky and her tiny nipples were a rare sight at an AMP.

When I first moved in to expose her top, she began bartering, quoted me $50, I said I'd for a BJ, she didn't want to do that and just gave me one of the worst jackhammering ever. Kept telling her to ease up but she seemed clueless or just didn't care.

She refused to expose her lower half and refused to do Russian. I couldn't complete with just the rack even with the cute nipples. Eventually we ran out of time. At that point she agreed to show me her lower body if I self serve. LOL. This is my first self serve but given her crappy jackhammering I happily agreed.

She kept reminding me not to touch LOL, and she has this strange smell down there, kinda reminds me of the hospital smell. But nevertheless her snatch was a nice naturally sparse Bush which I liked. Eventually I coached her into rubbing her ass on my face and I managed to finish myself. LOL.

We kinda went 15min overtime and so I gave her. 40 tip, just to be nice and fair, but I don't think I'd repeat.

**Spongee62** · 03-24-13 16:46

Originally Posted by Hugga Bugga [View Original Post]

Right now I am too lazy as most of the interesting stuff seems out in the boondocks so I end up at Lulu's place for almost sex (miss the old days with Lily before the old place was shut down) or a pseudo legit place on Huntington that happens to give me a darn good HJ. Also missing a nice horny as hell MILF / gmilf like Sherry in Pomona. Just not finding any good regular arrangements yet that are close enough to make sense.

In so far as MPs go, things seem pretty bland. Most now seem pseudo legit, decent massages with Very Mediocre HEs if you even get one. I know there are exceptions, but as a whole things are kinda boring now.

Sherry in Pomona, I remember her. Where is the next Sherry? The search continues.

**Hugga Bugga** · 03-24-13 15:59

Right now I am too lazy as most of the interesting stuff seems out in the boondocks so I end up at Lulu's place for almost sex (miss the old days with Lily before the old place was shut down) or a pseudo legit place on Huntington that happens to give me a darn good HJ. Also missing a nice horny as hell MILF / gmilf like Sherry in Pomona. Just not finding any good regular arrangements yet that are close enough to make sense.

Originally Posted by Pcpc1688 [View Original Post]

Never tried Eva but have the other 2 there. Maybe will try her. I don't go that far east as theres too many on this side of the 605 and gas is fucked up high in our glorious state of CALI FOR NI A. However it makes up for it for the 1000s of places available for cheap pussy. LOL.

PC out

**Pcpc1688** · 03-24-13 10:23

Originally Posted by Snubit [View Original Post]

I was thinking the same thing. This section has been dead for awhile, so here you go. Mostly been getting average massages at Sunshine but a whole lotta BBBJ cim from more than a few gals there. By the way don't go in room 10 (last one on the left). Chick spit my stuff out right on the carpet a couple of times. Don't know about 123, haven't been there in a while but if you like Eva from Sunshine she's at 123 now. Couple of weeks back on a Saturday afternoon went to a place that's on the other side of the freeway from the WC mall. Absolutely a great massage, lots of teasing and wonderful ending. After the HE she started massaging my legs and got me all worked up again but we ran out of time. Only reason I will not go back more often is 50 for the hour, to high for me. Tried another place on Colorado just west of Rosemead. Good massage and HE but 50 for the hour again. Anybody else out there got anything?

Snub

Never tried Eva but have the other 2 there. Maybe will try her. I don't go that far east as theres too many on this side of the 605 and gas is fucked up high in our glorious state of CALI FOR NI A. However it makes up for it for the 1000s of places available for cheap pussy. LOL.

PC out

**Kajispam** · 03-24-13 04:42

Cindy / Tina, apartment stairway climb, has anyone gotten FS with her? I paid her a visit, I honestly can't remember if she was the same girl from way back more than a year between my last visit. Gave a weak BBBJ, reluctant for anything else. Just making the rounds of all the working numbers on my phone.

**Snubit** · 03-23-13 23:07

Originally Posted by Pcpc1688 [View Original Post]

Where are all the peeps at? Did you all get caught by your wives? LOL.

Need some reports from 123, Sunshine and all the rest of the old and new hoes please.

PC out

I was thinking the same thing. This section has been dead for awhile, so here you go. Mostly been getting average massages at Sunshine but a whole lotta BBBJ cim from more than a few gals there. By the way don't go in room 10 (last one on the left). Chick spit my stuff out right on the carpet a couple of times. Don't know about 123, haven't been there in a while but if you like Eva from Sunshine she's at 123 now. Couple of weeks back on a Saturday afternoon went to a place that's on the other side of the freeway from the WC mall. Absolutely a great massage, lots of teasing and wonderful ending. After the HE she started massaging my legs and got me all worked up again but we ran out of time. Only reason I will not go back more often is 50 for the hour, to high for me. Tried another place on Colorado just west of Rosemead. Good massage and HE but 50 for the hour again. Anybody else out there got anything?

Snub

**Pcpc1688** · 03-23-13 16:07

Where are all the peeps at? Did you all get caught by your wives? LOL.

Need some reports from 123, Sunshine and all the rest of the old and new hoes please.

PC out

**IAmCybermn** · 03-11-13 10:50

Originally Posted by Redneck3565 [View Original Post]

Saw "Lisa" at Sunshine in So. El Monte. She was average, and only PARTIALLY accomadating. Open to titty sucking, fingering and a HE, but no FS. Left. 4 as a tip (she asked for. 6, and I let her know that FS would have to be allowed for that).

Yeah the whole place is pretty average and a little depressing. Saw Candy last time, very little roaming but a pretty good tugger. Within first 2 minutes you pretty know what's going to happen so that's a plus.

**Mphelper909** · 03-09-13 23:19

Does anyone have Linda@678 Number I lost it when my Galaxy 2 took a shit?

**Member #5605** · 03-08-13 17:58

Saw "Lisa" at Sunshine in So. El Monte. She was average, and only PARTIALLY accomadating. Open to titty sucking, fingering and a HE, but no FS. Left. 4 as a tip (she asked for. 6, and I let her know that FS would have to be allowed for that).

**MusicDude** · 02-17-13 12:45

Originally Posted by OboBob [View Original Post]

Thanks for the report MusicDude bro!

To be fair, you just don't find girls with strip club caliber looks in MP's, if they are young and hot looking, strip club scenes offer much easier and much more money than AMPs. You really get what you pay for, and for. 7.8 total price of admission for an hour of private one on one that sometimes end up as FS. To some of us the price is fair and to expect a 22 yr old hottie to do this at this price in LA is not realistic (or if you do know where I can find this, please share!).

I also agree with you that both girls in JJ are a little screwed up in the head, that's probably how they end up there in the first place. Just don't get too caught up in these conversations and focus on what you want, and you would more often than not be happier on your way out.

Cheers and Happy Valentines to all!

OboBob, I don't expect a 22 yr old hottie when I go to MPs. I've been in the MP scene for quite some time now. I know what I'm getting. What pissed me off were the blatant lies. I didn't try to engage in conversation. I never do when I go to MP. Non-verbal communication is usually sufficient to get what I want. In this case, she just kept effin talking and insisting on making me think she was something that she so obviously wasn't. I like all kinds of girls. Sometimes I'm in the mood for thick, sometimes thin, sometimes Asian, sometimes Latina, etc. And I really don't mind age (mid 40s might be my limit). If her attitude was different we would have had a much more pleasant experience. I usually have a good sense when it comes to MPs. Hence, this place is a no go!

**OboBob** · 02-14-13 14:22

Thanks for the report MusicDude bro!

To be fair, you just don't find girls with strip club caliber looks in MP's, if they are young and hot looking, strip club scenes offer much easier and much more money than AMPs. You really get what you pay for, and for .7.8 total price of admission for an hour of private one on one that sometimes end up as FS. To some of us the price is fair and to expect a 22 yr old hottie to do this at this price in LA is not realistic (or if you do know where I can find this, please share!).

I also agree with you that both girls in JJ are a little screwed up in the head, that's probably how they end up there in the first place. Just don't get too caught up in these conversations and focus on what you want, and you would more often than not be happier on your way out.

Cheers and Happy Valentines to all!

Originally Posted by MusicDude [View Original Post]

M*a is a total Latina waste of time. Her face is a 4, and she is a a bit thick. Stay away from her. Looks, IMHO, aren't everything, but attitude goes a long way. Another thing that goes a long way is not trying to insult my intelligence.

When flip came, she told me. 4 for HE. I said fine. Then I started to roam and asked if I could see the goods. She said that would be. 2 more. I said I only have. 4. She said she doesn't negotiate. I said,"okay I don't negotiate either." Then, I started to get up, and she quickly changed her tune. She said she'll do it for. 4 this time only, but I was totally pissed by now, and I told her that she was such a mood killer. She wanted to know why I was such a tightwad. She started to tell me that she was worth it and much more. I said,"You probably would be worth it if you were really 29 years old." I also told her that if, in fact, this was her dream job that she really sucked at it. I told her to go back to being a dance instructor, and perhaps that would help her lose a little weight. As I quickly dressed, she started to tell me not to come back again. I looked at her and asked,"Do you really think I would want to come back? Do I look like a satisfied customer that would want to come back?" How stupid is this woman? As I proceeded out the door, she said that a gentleman would still give a tip. I just laughed it off and told her she was an effin joke! After I left, I drove down the street to Paradise and got a steamy lap dance from a real 22 yo beauty. That was a much better. 4 spent.