Massage Parlor Reports

[Jason Key 84]

Indeed there's 2; I heard Yumi with a fellow monger in the adjacent room.

IMHO this place doesn't deserve a second chance. You'd have better luck in the escort page instead of body rubs.

Common sense says: "this site is for reviews and advice. So read the reviews, and TAKE THE ADVICE." How come my common sense doesn't always prevail?

I won't be giving it another try. Sounds like there's a bait-and-switch issue there, and I've never been able to make the ballsy move "you're not ______" and walk out. I'll save myself some coin and explore other options. Thanks to Rexx, Walter and JB for the 2 cents.

[Frank0]

Looking for non-erotic massage places that have a hot girl there. Either only one girl runs the place, or it's easier to set up online and request a person.

[BostonHome]

Saw Yo-Yo or Yum-Yum (I think). Great tease. On the flip she let her cans out for a breath of fresh air. Nice finish. Ten minutes left she massaged the head and chest.

1hr. 70-40.

Will try others on the floor.

[Rexxbreefs]

JB,

Why do you keep referencing a blonde? Because there isn't one there. WTH are you talking about?

WM, not sure if they are awitching girls that often but the Yumi I saw was not 50ish. NFW!

My Yumi had great young plump tits. And she was game for "boom boom" so they may be switching girls more often than the 10-14 day cycle. The other gal was a thin spinner w / blond hair. A real cutie named Joan who I will check ouot next week (hopefully).

[JohnBoy69]

I bit on this place too this past weekend, after reading about the boom boom review. The AMP said her name was yumi and I would place her age closer to 50. She tried the matador massage and tried to go directly to he within 10 minutes of being on the table. I flipped and just couldn't. She did nothing for me and as I tried to persuade her to remove her top, the steel cage bra was as far as I got. After I spied the rolls of fat, I asked her stop and give me the massage I came here for. I got a massge but probably the hardest massage I've ever recieved. Out of there in 40 minutes. Definitely won't repeat. 60/20. Got the "look" when I tipped her 20, I didn't want to even give her that.

WM, not sure if they are awitching girls that often but the Yumi I saw was not 50ish. NFW!

My Yumi had great young plump tits. And she was game for "boom boom" so they may be switching girls more often than the 10-14 day cycle. The other gal was a thin spinner w / blond hair. A real cutie named Joan who I will check ouot next week (hopefully).

[JohnBoy69]

So are there two different women at this location? A Yuki and a Yumi? Or is it one woman with terrible English? I drew Yuki on Friday just before lunch time. Massage was mediocre at best, but kept exhaling loud enough for me to hear it, and I could feel her hair on my lower back and ass. So I figured "good to go". Half way through she began going in and out of the room 2 or 3 times, talking in foreign tongue to the other lady (Yumi? Or someone different all together.) with the door closed and then open. She rushed it, apologized and said "next time come later, busy now, lunch time". She attempted the HE, but I couldn't manage a finish. Shorted me 10 minutes. I'm going to head back and give it another try and make an evening appointment. Maybe I'm a glutton for punishment, but JohnBoy's review is stuck in my head, so I have to go for it.

If anyone knows the real story behind the Yumi / Yuki subject (same person?) let me know.

The gal I saw was "Yumi" but she was not 50ish. I'd say late 30s. Nice bod, great tits, but poor english. As I said massage skills were not great but she was game for "boom boom". Never happened to me before. I didn't even ask for it.

The other girl was a blond Asian petite spinner named Joan.

[Rexxbreefs]

Indeed there's 2; I heard Yumi with a fellow monger in the adjacent room.

IMHO this place doesn't deserve a second chance. You'd have better luck in the escort page instead of body rubs.

So are there two different women at this location? A Yuki and a Yumi? Or is it one woman with terrible English? I drew Yuki on Friday just before lunch time. Massage was mediocre at best, but kept exhaling loud enough for me to hear it, and I could feel her hair on my lower back and ass. So I figured "good to go". Half way through she began going in and out of the room 2 or 3 times, talking in foreign tongue to the other lady (Yumi? Or someone different all together.) with the door closed and then open. She rushed it, apologized and said "next time come later, busy now, lunch time". She attempted the HE, but I couldn't manage a finish. Shorted me 10 minutes. I'm going to head back and give it another try and make an evening appointment. Maybe I'm a glutton for punishment, but JohnBoy's review is stuck in my head, so I have to go for it.

If anyone knows the real story behind the Yumi / Yuki subject (same person?) let me know.

[WalterMitty]

I bit on this place too this past weekend, after reading about the boom boom review. The AMP said her name was yumi and I would place her age closer to 50. She tried the matador massage and tried to go directly to he within 10 minutes of being on the table. I flipped and just couldn't. She did nothing for me and as I tried to persuade her to remove her top, the steel cage bra was as far as I got. After I spied the rolls of fat, I asked her stop and give me the massage I came here for. I got a massge but probably the hardest massage I've ever recieved. Out of there in 40 minutes. Definitely won't repeat. 60/20. Got the "look" when I tipped her 20, I didn't want to even give her that.

[ShanghaiMi]

Anyone give this place a try near Kittys restaurant in North Reading. I'd like to give it a try tonight if anyone has anyone they would recommend there or any info about the place feel free to msg me. I'm going to do some more research but if I don't find anything I might just hit up Burger King instead.

Check out the other site RM that store is well reviewed.

Happy mongering

[NorthShore123]

Oh, and forgot to mention. After I got dressed, Yuki / Yumi (whichever / whomever) didn't change the cover on the bed. Instead, she ran her hand over it to smooth it out and make it look OK. Next time I'll be sure to ask for a fresh cover, gross.

Noticed that with the provider I had at bk the other night too. Normally I see Tammy put on a new sheet this one just took off that my face would rest one and left everything else on there. I plan to always ask for them to put a new sheet on in front of me when I'm there wherever I go now after reading all these things about the used towels.

[Jason Key 84]

Oh, and forgot to mention. After I got dressed, Yuki / Yumi (whichever / whomever) didn't change the cover on the bed. Instead, she ran her hand over it to smooth it out and make it look OK. Next time I'll be sure to ask for a fresh cover, gross.

[Jason Key 84]

Decided to go for some Asian today, dialed the number from the BP therapeutic ad and arranged a noon meeting. While on the phone I asked if it was Yumi on the other end and she said yes. I assumed I would be meeting her. Sadly not the case. Arrived and led to room by a average\below average looking Asian lady in her 30s\40s in vinyl pants, get ready on table face down. I thought it was Yumi. It was actually Yuki. I thought what the hell and assumed the experience would be similar. FFW to 'massage' This was THE WORST attempt of a massage in my life, she basically rubbed my ass (like you'd pet a puppy) for 20 minutes. All the time I was silently in my mind shaking my head and quietly whispering to myself."WFT is this?" NO sensuality. No tease no inspiration, no effort. Time to "tuhr ovah."

I politely requested for full menu, magic kiss. She said only hand. Since she was terrible at massage, how the hell would she have any idea how to give a HE? I had enough and said I have to go, get up and get dressed. Then she has the nerve to say "what you tip?" That's when I said "tip for what, rubbing my ass for 20 minutes? I paid for an hour. Goodbye."

After that ordeal, shoot a TXT at Steff in Chelsea. Luckily I was able to set up something in short notice. I've seen her only one time, but this time it totally redeemed the previous experience. If any senior member wants details PM me. Total time spent on Quest: 4:30 hours.

So are there two different women at this location? A Yuki and a Yumi? Or is it one woman with terrible English? I drew Yuki on Friday just before lunch time. Massage was mediocre at best, but kept exhaling loud enough for me to hear it, and I could feel her hair on my lower back and ass. So I figured "good to go". Half way through she began going in and out of the room 2 or 3 times, talking in foreign tongue to the other lady (Yumi? Or someone different all together.) with the door closed and then open. She rushed it, apologized and said "next time come later, busy now, lunch time". She attempted the HE, but I couldn't manage a finish. Shorted me 10 minutes. I'm going to head back and give it another try and make an evening appointment. Maybe I'm a glutton for punishment, but JohnBoy's review is stuck in my head, so I have to go for it.

If anyone knows the real story behind the Yumi / Yuki subject (same person?) let me know.

[Herow]

Yeah checked that place out, honestly was pretty lame. Got the same chick. Cheap but not worth the effort. Not sure who these other two chicks referenced were, I didn't meet them.

I do think I heard someone in the next room banging away though, so I'm thinking more is offered here depending on who with. The place was insanely busy, it's discreet but the buzzer was going every 5 minutes.

Decided to go for some Asian today, dialed the number from the BP therapeutic ad and arranged a noon meeting. While on the phone I asked if it was Yumi on the other end and she said yes. I assumed I would be meeting her. Sadly not the case. Arrived and led to room by a average\below average looking Asian lady in her 30s\40s in vinyl pants, get ready on table face down. I thought it was Yumi. It was actually Yuki. I thought what the hell and assumed the experience would be similar. FFW to 'massage' This was THE WORST attempt of a massage in my life, she basically rubbed my ass (like you'd pet a puppy) for 20 minutes. All the time I was silently in my mind shaking my head and quietly whispering to myself."WFT is this?" NO sensuality. No tease no inspiration, no effort. Time to "tuhr ovah."

I politely requested for full menu, magic kiss. She said only hand. Since she was terrible at massage, how the hell would she have any idea how to give a HE? I had enough and said I have to go, get up and get dressed. Then she has the nerve to say "what you tip?" That's when I said "tip for what, rubbing my ass for 20 minutes? I paid for an hour. Goodbye."

After that ordeal, shoot a TXT at Steff in Chelsea. Luckily I was able to set up something in short notice. I've seen her only one time, but this time it totally redeemed the previous experience. If any senior member wants details PM me. Total time spent on Quest: 4:30 hours.

[NorthShore123]

So yesterday I decided to give the place behind the Liberty Tree Mall in Danvers another try because I saw an ad saying they got a new girl. Went there and same old, large lady that was there before. Cornered me in the room when I asked if there was anyone else there. She kept holding out her hand for money so I told her I forgot my wallet and made my way to the car and got out of there.

Tried to set up an apt with the lady on backpage that advertises as Foxy Lady near Danvers but she gave me the address for Salvators and since I don't have a bat phone I didn't want her to have my real number when I called for the real address.

Drove to the place near Kittys in reading on Main Street. Went in and it was an older prob late 30s 40s not very attractive lady so I walked out. Drove down the road to bk tried to get Tammy again but she was busy. The lady I got never told me her name. She was ok at best but was wearing a skirt so I figured it might turn into some fun. Ok massage. Maybe a little better then average. Not much teasing. The flip was decent though. Huge turn off when I decided to venture down below and there was more hair down there then on my head. That was pretty nasty and right away I aborted that mission. Good clean up and gave me a massage after. Some one had to come knock on the door and ask her what I paid for because she went over the hour. So she finished up the massage but started with the chit chat which I'm not really a fan of. Kept asking me how old I was, If I was a body builder, what I did for work, that I was a nice guy, ect ect. Idk if it was because I was so grossed out by the fur down there that I just wanted to get out of there but it annoyed me LOL. Standard. 6.4.

[Rito1]

Just visited 40 Harrison, saw Jessica. Rang the bell, got buzzed in, she was waiting for me at the door when I stepped out of the elevator. Opted for 1hr w / TSat90.

Nice TS, quick tho. Tipped 45 because she took great direction and I noticed we were 10 min past the hour.

In my opinion if you payextra for the TS you should get a full 1 hour massage. In the places where it is included in the fee (example $60) then you can minus that time off massage time.