Massage Parlor Reports

**Corncob** · 03-28-13 15:30

This is news to me, supposedly Tuesday door got booted by leo. Anyone else hear this?

**Swfan1963** · 03-27-13 21:18

Originally Posted by JohnnyBeBad [View Original Post]

http://southtownstar.suntimes.com/ne...ge-parlor.html

Oh Christ,"exposed buttocks at a massage establishment"? This country has a fucked up sense of morality. Though I know I'm preaching to the choir. I'll never forget what someone in a passing car yelled out many, many years back when I got pulled over for a burned out taillight with the cop at my car door: "TAX COLLECTOR!"

I responded to the cop with "holy crap, people yell that sort of stuff at you?" "Yes they do" Dickhead still gave me a ticket. I'd say the passerby was spot on.

**Swfan1963** · 03-27-13 21:12

Originally Posted by Jovi69 [View Original Post]

So I got the itch again tonight. On the way home from work I decided to stop into the new place, lucky Spa in Countryside. I was greeted by an older, maybe 50 Asian women. She quoted me. 7 for table shower and massage. I asked if I had a choice of the girl, she said, I do the massage. Then she mentioned two girls here. I replied, oh you have another girl? After a few seconds of uncomfortable silence, I figured she wasn't going to let me see her so I took a pass. I just didn't want a massage from my grandma.

I ended the night elsewhere but I'll put that in its own report.

Thanks for the info Jovi. I was wondering about that place. Good pointer for someone (me) he tends to not be skeptical, but somehow things always work out. My luck will run out someday soon I imagine.

**Chrisandrews** · 03-27-13 13:24

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

That's funny you said you were there Sunday, They were closed this past Sunday.

I had a similar experience there when it first opened, Cindy was the ladies name, she just went for it and seemed to really enjoy doing it. I went another time and had to convince the girl to do it, she said she didn't have time, but ended up doing it anyway. I've been 2/2 here, but YMMV.

**Tkeung32** · 03-27-13 09:57

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

I think you wright on track with your prices. 40, .60, .80, .100 I pay the same as you do, Some times a little less. I see a lot of the AMP's I go to lately there are no negotiations, But if you don't tip enough she will have a fit. Last year I was at a AMP where I was a regular had a Great Massage. No ending She said next time, I gave her a. 20 She blocked the door. She was up set, I told her nest time. Anyway I went back there same girl. She asked for tip up front. I told her she better be good. Her English was not the best no sure if she under stood. I gave her. 50 up front seen her 2, 3 time before. Tip up front she really went the extra mile. She been great ever since. I was very lucky. I would say. I read a post that said he tipped her a. 150 HJ. Talk about unnecessarily inflating the prices. That makes it hard for the rest of us.

I sometime will overpay them with my AMP experience but I think from now on I should also stick with this range of price and if they won't accept then I will not do the extra. Let's all keep the inflation down. Money is tight right now.

**Short Stack** · 03-27-13 09:50

Originally Posted by Hrodebert [View Original Post]

I tried the place in BG on the south side of Dundee. It's in a strip mall set back from the main street.

I tried them out, went for the hour and a table shower. It was a great massage but I left with a fierce case of blueballs. I must not have said the secret word this time. The girl was super flirty though.

**JohnnyBeBad** · 03-27-13 09:32

http://southtownstar.suntimes.com/ne...ge-parlor.html

**Jovi69** · 03-27-13 09:20

I had a dream last night So after passing on Lucky Spa, I took a cruise down 47th. It was a bit after 8, I didn't see much out and nothing to my liking. I called a few mp's and finally got an answer from the Latinas on 63 & Pulaski. She told me probably an hour wait but would call back. They called back 10 min later, told me to come over. I asked the rate and she said to discuss with the therapist. It's an apt bldg, with a massage table setup in one of the bedrooms. Girls name was Lina, who told me to get undressed so I asked the rate and she said wait for the therapist. Lina came back in and said she was doing my massage. .6 for the hr, .8 for topless. Lina was a short girl, dark hair, thick on the bottom half. B-cups.

She started the rub with me face down and positioned herself with her boobs touching my head. Less then 5 min, she told me to flip over. She gave me a menu of. 5 for a HJ plus. 5 to remove her bottom. I told her I wanted to think about it, we had plenty of time. After a few min, she asked again. I asked about an expanded menu but no other options were available. After back and forth negotiating, she finally agreed to. 6 for both extras. She did mention twice that I sure wanted a lot for the money. I told her 1. 4 was a lot.

The HJ was light and slow, she let me rub her crotch but each time I found the wet spot she backed away. Surprisingly after completion, she asked me if I wanted another HJ. I took the 2nd pop too. I was there a total of 40 min.

Massage was lame, HJ was good, if you want more than that pass on this place. Not sure if I'll repeat.

**LowKeyX** · 03-27-13 00:52

There were some articles about how that place closed down. From what I saw before there was a sting and they reopened but then got busted again. There are other alternatives in the same area which popped up but if your from the old days you won't be happy with the new blood. There was one place I liked across ricobenes. Some of the places popped up arent the best but it does the job. Also lots of options on these new "tantric" massages available. Kinda pricy but better talent.

Originally Posted by Enderwiggen [View Original Post]

What happened?

The last time I went to an AMP was old faithful. In Norridge, and this was last year. The woman gave me a good massage but a hurried finish, in fact she didn't even want the tip. I don't know if she had another customer or her favorite Chinese soap was on. But Back in my day Senina, relax, and Xindy were my favorites. What is the deal these days?

Old timer

**Jovi69** · 03-27-13 00:09

So I got the itch again tonight. On the way home from work I decided to stop into the new place, lucky Spa in Countryside. I was greeted by an older, maybe 50 Asian women. She quoted me. 7 for table shower and massage. I asked if I had a choice of the girl, she said, I do the massage. Then she mentioned two girls here. I replied, oh you have another girl? After a few seconds of uncomfortable silence, I figured she wasn't going to let me see her so I took a pass. I just didn't want a massage from my grandma.

I ended the night elsewhere but I'll put that in its own report.

**NorthsideTod2** · 03-26-13 20:34

Originally Posted by Enderwiggen [View Original Post]

What happened?

The last time I went to an AMP was old faithful. In Norridge, and this was last year. The woman gave me a good massage but a hurried finish, in fact she didn't even want the tip. I don't know if she had another customer or her favorite Chinese soap was on. But Back in my day Senina, relax, and Xindy were my favorites. What is the deal these days?

Old timer

Oh I agree before LEO thought controlling the AMPs was more important than fighting real crime we all enjoyed ourselves more. You might try the New Hope Spa on Lincoln. Will take you back to the old days.

**Jovi69** · 03-26-13 16:50

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

That's funny you said you were there Sunday, They were closed this past Sunday.

I wasn't there this past Sunday? I added this report like a month ago.

If they were closed, who cares, based on other reports, I'm never going back.

**Humpfree** · 03-26-13 16:09

Originally Posted by Jovi69 [View Original Post]

I dreamt that I had a massage at the new place in LaGrange on Sunday.

I paid. 6 at the front desk for an hour. I was taken to a private room by the receptionist and told I could hang my clothes on the back of the door.

Room was clean, quite, comfortable, with soft music and low lights.

I was disappointed when the therapist walked in, older, mid forties, thin and not good looking.

I thought she had see-the cups but that turned out to be all padding.

Massage was uncovered most of the time with light brushing in certain areas, on the flip, she took a small towel and covered the area. When my hands roamed, no resistance or acknowledgment happened.

Massage was great, very good skill, professionally trained, she massaged everywhere including fingers, toes, ears, scalp and all the usual places.

Extras just happened, no talk of additional money or anything. It was nice not to have to stop and negotiate extras.

I would have rated the visit as a great value. 8-9 had my therapist been cute.

I probably will repeat but only if I get to choose the girl.

That's funny you said you were there Sunday, They were closed this past Sunday.

**Enderwiggen** · 03-26-13 11:45

What happened?

The last time I went to an AMP was old faithful. In Norridge, and this was last year. The woman gave me a good massage but a hurried finish, in fact she didn't even want the tip. I don't know if she had another customer or her favorite Chinese soap was on. But Back in my day Senina, relax, and Xindy were my favorites. What is the deal these days?

Old timer

**Enderwiggen** · 03-26-13 02:22

Originally Posted by JonasArenias [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

Longtime Lurker and first time Post-er. Been reeling from a bad relationship s

Bro. And I know this sounds like an asshole thing, but I've found, when I have the cheddar, AMPs make my relationships more bearable.

But relying on them to repair a relationship is bad news.