Massage Parlor Reports

**NorthsideTod2** · 03-26-13 20:34

Originally Posted by Enderwiggen [View Original Post]

What happened?

The last time I went to an AMP was old faithful. In Norridge, and this was last year. The woman gave me a good massage but a hurried finish, in fact she didn't even want the tip. I don't know if she had another customer or her favorite Chinese soap was on. But Back in my day Senina, relax, and Xindy were my favorites. What is the deal these days?

Old timer

Oh I agree before LEO thought controlling the AMPs was more important than fighting real crime we all enjoyed ourselves more. You might try the New Hope Spa on Lincoln. Will take you back to the old days.

**Jovi69** · 03-26-13 16:50

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

That's funny you said you were there Sunday, They were closed this past Sunday.

I wasn't there this past Sunday? I added this report like a month ago.

If they were closed, who cares, based on other reports, I'm never going back.

**Humpfree** · 03-26-13 16:09

Originally Posted by Jovi69 [View Original Post]

I dreamt that I had a massage at the new place in LaGrange on Sunday.

I paid. 6 at the front desk for an hour. I was taken to a private room by the receptionist and told I could hang my clothes on the back of the door.

Room was clean, quite, comfortable, with soft music and low lights.

I was disappointed when the therapist walked in, older, mid forties, thin and not good looking.

I thought she had see-the cups but that turned out to be all padding.

Massage was uncovered most of the time with light brushing in certain areas, on the flip, she took a small towel and covered the area. When my hands roamed, no resistance or acknowledgment happened.

Massage was great, very good skill, professionally trained, she massaged everywhere including fingers, toes, ears, scalp and all the usual places.

Extras just happened, no talk of additional money or anything. It was nice not to have to stop and negotiate extras.

I would have rated the visit as a great value. 8-9 had my therapist been cute.

I probably will repeat but only if I get to choose the girl.

That's funny you said you were there Sunday, They were closed this past Sunday.

**Enderwiggen** · 03-26-13 11:45

What happened?

The last time I went to an AMP was old faithful. In Norridge, and this was last year. The woman gave me a good massage but a hurried finish, in fact she didn't even want the tip. I don't know if she had another customer or her favorite Chinese soap was on. But Back in my day Senina, relax, and Xindy were my favorites. What is the deal these days?

Old timer

**Enderwiggen** · 03-26-13 02:22

Originally Posted by JonasArenias [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

Longtime Lurker and first time Post-er. Been reeling from a bad relationship s

Bro. And I know this sounds like an asshole thing, but I've found, when I have the cheddar, AMPs make my relationships more bearable.

But relying on them to repair a relationship is bad news.

**Enderwiggen** · 03-26-13 02:15

Originally Posted by Jovi69 [View Original Post]

I dreamt that I had a massage at the new place in LaGrange on Sunday.

I paid. 6 at the front desk for an hour. I was taken to a private room by the receptionist and told I could hang my clothes on the back of the door.

Room was clean, quite, comfortable, with soft music and low lights.

I was disappointed when the therapist walked in, older, mid forties, thin and not good looking.

I thought she had see-the cups but that turned out to be all padding.

Massage was uncovered most of the time with light brushing in certain areas, on the flip, she took a small towel and covered the area. When my hands roamed, no resistance or acknowledgment happened.

Massage was great, very good skill, professionally trained, she massaged everywhere including fingers, toes, ears, scalp and all the usual places.

Extras just happened, no talk of additional money or anything. It was nice not to have to stop and negotiate extras.

I would have rated the visit as a great value. 8-9 had my therapist been cute.

I probably will repeat but only if I get to choose the girl.

What is the name of this place?

**Swfan1963** · 03-25-13 20:48

Anyone have info on Lucky Spa on the north side of Joliet Road in Countryside? It's a bit east of the Willow Springs Road intersection. Saw it this weekend driving by, looks fairly new, though I don't drive by that area often, once every couple of weeks or so.

**BgShw1** · 03-24-13 14:10

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

As I was driving around yesterday. Joliet Road and Willow springs Road. Country Side. There's a tennis Club there. Sign out front Oriental Massage, Underneath it said Looking for Nicole I'm Hear. Anyone know her?

Nicole works at the hair salon next door. The AMP has only been open for a week. Haven't heard anything about it yet.

**Hrodebert** · 03-23-13 01:33

I tried the place in BG on the south side of Dundee. It's in a strip mall set back from the main street. I opened the door into a foyer where there was another door with a bell. A friendly mamasan opened the door and let me in. She made a little small talk with me and asked if I wanted the TS. I said yes, and she showed me to a room and said get ready so I did. A 40ish woman with a decent shape who was dressed in spandex pants and a dress came in and collected the .8 for the TS, sauna and massage. She led me down the hall to the TS and had a brief conversation with the MMS where both were giggling. I told them,"no fair". TS was ok, as was the sauna. Then she led me back to the room and left. She came back about two minutes later, wearing a shift, no pants. She turned the lights down, locked the door, and said to me,"What kind massage you want, honey?" I will repeat. Standard .4 tip.

**MrFinBar** · 03-23-13 00:33

Originally Posted by Hrodebert [View Original Post]

Was thinking of checking this place out tomorrow when I'm in that area. Any mongers have a thumbs up or down for it?

Korean. They hit you hard with the "Have you been here before? Who were you with" business. So-so on the talent. Hit you hard for the tip. I wouldn't suggest going there.

**Chitownbjg** · 03-22-13 16:07

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

I have called and been to a few Body Rubs. So far so good. I have seen a few I though maybe was a sting. I passed on them. Watch your self. I've always heard if it looks to good to be true, Take your uncle somewhere you been before. Beware Stay Safe

If they are unlicensed, they have to advertise body rub, or they can get arrested for unlicensed massage. It's just a technicality, not neccesarily LEO.

**Golferfore** · 03-22-13 00:51

Gents / Savages:

Daddy got just what the Dr. Ordered from a hot little Eastern European minx, set me back 1. 3, but these days finding some good EE action is rare, so it was worth the extra dollars. I have been gone for awhile, but active but underground. Am looking to trade for an attractive masseuse who will BBBJ, I have a cupboard stocked with referrals.

Regards,

Gf

**Hrodebert** · 03-20-13 15:21

Was thinking of checking this place out tomorrow when I'm in that area. Any mongers have a thumbs up or down for it?

**Samash76** · 03-20-13 13:07

Originally Posted by JuryDoodie [View Original Post]

Any info on this new spot?

Been there three times. Received a solid massage (firm pressure) from a therapist in her forties every time. Left relaxed but not happy each time. I will go back, largely because the massage is solid. Not sure if I'll ever leave happy. The usual tissue box / oil tray isn't even in the room.

**LowKeyX** · 03-20-13 00:49

I decided to pass by a new place around Fullerton and Clybourn area today and no luck. .45 for 30 and .60 for the hour. I've been to many other places and usually go off the same tell tale signs. Dimming the lights and the accidental hello to the boys. They MP there seemed to be dressed for the occasion but at the end nothing. Saw some signs of legit massage only which I missed when I first walked in. I was really hoping to find a gem here because the talent is above normal and I found them to be rather cute. 2 asians and one Russian. Tried to do some research on oThER sites but nothing either. Saw some old reviews on diff sites but were rather old and the descriptions on the mps were different from what I saw. Talent here is younger and prettier to the ones I have seen on Lincoln and the one by Diversey. Normally don't ask but if anyone had a better experience here please pm me. Willing to trade info. Thanks for help and happy hunting.

Oh I tried another place on Ashland by the school and it was crap in my opinion. I felt like I got beat up by the end. Left bruiesed and unhappy. Place advertises latinas and asians but never got the latinas.

LK