Strip Club Reports

[Hotcarl76]

You say 80% are BBWs. Excellent as I don't care for anorexic little girls. At what time are you hitting up Venus? Anyone to stay clear of?

I just discovered Venus. I must say I really like this place. However I am a BBW fan. A great time can be had for $. Keep in mind that out of the 10 girls there at one time 8 will be on BBW side.

Only downside is that once you go back to VIP with one girl she thinks she owns you the next time you come in and give the hard sell.

[Deepcover]

In the past few weeks I have gotten BJ's from so-called "clean dancers that previously made it clear that extras are not on the menu. Is it just me or have strip clubs become so empty that even a loser like me can bang the prettiest girls for relatively little money?

[Sevup]

So much for me taking a break. I stopped in today to see the big titted, round bootied Ava. I brought a wrap and was ready to rock. She was pretty hammered, which I thought should be a good thing. It wasn't. I basically ended up tagging it K9 while she was slumped over. She could barely walk at that point. Very tight kitty anyway. I think this is the point that I realize I may have a problem with this and can't stop banging strippers.

Some people might say this is less of a problem and more of a luxury! What did she charge you for this?

[Detroit5551]

I just discovered Venus. I must say I really like this place. However I am a BBW fan. A great time can be had for $. Keep in mind that out of the 10 girls there at one time 8 will be on BBW side.

Only downside is that once you go back to VIP with one girl she thinks she owns you the next time you come in and give the hard sell.

[Jooop]

Been frequenting Players myself lately when in town and have had a couple bad experiences too. Went on a Tuesday night with a buddy after leaving Greektown a couple weeks ago. Decent talent, had a few girls sit in our booth and drink, and decided to give Grace a shot in the VIP. She's a younger girl, dark complected, looks possibly Greek or Chaldean, dark hair, petite with nice natural B's. Long story short she makes promises outside the VIP that she obviously has no intentions fulfilling inside. After 3 songs I say enough and go to hand her $.75 and she proceeeds to insist that we were back there for 8 songs LOL I tell her to call the bouncer over, she gets him and his log shows we were back there for 10 minutes which is clearly no more than 3 songs. Even with this evidence, the bouncer won't totally take my side and asks me to split the difference with her LOL I tell him not a chance, hand her the $.75 and tell her never to approach me again and tell the bouncer we won't be back again at night.

My buddy has a similar experience that night as well, a girl he's seen on at least 2 other occasions takes him in the back and gives him the standard FS then tries to charge him twice as much as the previous 2 times. Her name escapes me but she's younger with D naturals, dark hair, a little meat on her bones, somewhat dark complected as well. He refuses to pay the extra and as well tells her not to text him again in the future. To the night manager's credit he did come over and buy us a couple drinks for our troubles and offered to do the same in the future. His name was John I believe.

Made another trip in there late Saturday afternoon, none of the daily regular fun girls were there that I recognize, place was pretty dead with just a handful of girls on the floor. One immediately latches on to me even before I can get a beer and despite me telling her I'm not interested in dances for at least a few beers she refuses to leave. Chelsea was her name I believe, just didn't do it for me. She did say that everything was on the menu and rates were "negotiable" but couldn't get her to spill a price.

I have that happen to me at Players and when they were at the Coliseum you have to get the deal outside before the little brain takes over.

[Downriverdude]

I arrived at the bar at 2:30 on 3/22/13 and there were about 9 dancers (three 8's and the rest were 7's) and 2 good looking waitresses with about 14 customers. After 20 minutes of hanging out Booty Judy (early to mid 20's, white, blonde with hair past shoulders, Acup tits, nice tight body w / no tattoos that I remember, attractive dancer) approached me and we chatted for awhile. Judy wanted $.5 for FS and we finally agreed on $.2 total. In the VIP she did BBBJ and then on went a cover and she started off slow in CG (only taking about half of it in) and I rubbed her clit while she was riding me and she got fairly wet, eventually she took it all the way in and it felt really good / tight. After awhile I asked her if she did CIMWS finish and she said for. 5 more and I told her that I only had. 2 left and she agreed. She finished me off with BBBJ and did CIMWS. Judy said that she usually works Mon, Wed, and Fri afternoons until 7 PM. My total time at the bar was about 45 minutes. Other costs were .06 valet, .10 VIP tax, .075 for a beer with tip, and no door admission fee. BTW, we went into the VIP booth at the end on the left hand side with the padded bench seat and there was sufficient room in the booth for FS.

[Weezon]

Got out late last night and dropped by H8N about Midnight. Saw a pretty tall Ebony stripper named Paradise on stage. Slim but ot a spinner with nice double C's or maybe D's with pieced nips. Lot's of tats. Very pretty face. Never seen her before but she said she's been there 4 years. She's a little dizzy and a little tippsy but damn she's cute. Never did the things in a strip club we did. My best time ever for $.20 which is the most I ever paid too. Wonder if this is the same Paradise from Bogie's. Hope to catch her one more time.

[Sevup]

Thanks for the report on Players. I too had a disappointing trip to Players. I called the Club around 3PM on a Sunday afternoon and asked if they were open. The person who answered the phone assured me that they opened at 3PM. I arrived around 3:45 and ordered a beer. A couple of dancers were sitting at the bar smoking and eating lunch. I'm not a smoker and I don't like breathing second hand smoke and smelling like an ash tray when I leave a club so I considered bolting. (side note, for those who do not live in Michigan, smoking is prohibited in restaurants and bars) However, the smokers were at some distance from me and I was curious as to how long it would take the club to actually produce a dancer on stage so I decided to finish my beer. Around 4:15, the first dancer appeared on stage. I saw a rotation of 4 dancers on stage, ranging from a 6 to an 8. Wanting to sample the lap dance area, I invited a dark haired non-smoker who was a solid 8 for a lap dance. The downstairs lap dance area was comfortable and very private. Got a decent lap dance for 20. I inquired about extras and my dancer said "only after I get to know someone will I consider extras." I suspect that a little charm and a few dollars might have convinced her that she knew me well enough to consider extras that afternoon but I had already decided to bail on the club. On the way out, I was accosted by one of the heavy smokers- a blonde with a nice body but a travel-worn face. She started her conversation by complaining about another customer who had offered her $80 for a BBBJ- interesting sales tactic. When I didn't make a higher offer, she proceeded to tell me some rambling story until I interrupted to tell her that I was leaving.

I want to like this club. The VIP area is nice and it doesn't charge a per visit fee (like BT's $20 per visit VIP fee). Unfortunately the smokey environment and the absence of dancers on stage until well after opening time convinced me to find a more enjoyable club for this particular Sunday afternoon.

Been frequenting Players myself lately when in town and have had a couple bad experiences too. Went on a Tuesday night with a buddy after leaving Greektown a couple weeks ago. Decent talent, had a few girls sit in our booth and drink, and decided to give Grace a shot in the VIP. She's a younger girl, dark complected, looks possibly Greek or Chaldean, dark hair, petite with nice natural B's. Long story short she makes promises outside the VIP that she obviously has no intentions fulfilling inside. After 3 songs I say enough and go to hand her $.75 and she proceeeds to insist that we were back there for 8 songs LOL I tell her to call the bouncer over, she gets him and his log shows we were back there for 10 minutes which is clearly no more than 3 songs. Even with this evidence, the bouncer won't totally take my side and asks me to split the difference with her LOL I tell him not a chance, hand her the $.75 and tell her never to approach me again and tell the bouncer we won't be back again at night.

My buddy has a similar experience that night as well, a girl he's seen on at least 2 other occasions takes him in the back and gives him the standard FS then tries to charge him twice as much as the previous 2 times. Her name escapes me but she's younger with D naturals, dark hair, a little meat on her bones, somewhat dark complected as well. He refuses to pay the extra and as well tells her not to text him again in the future. To the night manager's credit he did come over and buy us a couple drinks for our troubles and offered to do the same in the future. His name was John I believe.

Made another trip in there late Saturday afternoon, none of the daily regular fun girls were there that I recognize, place was pretty dead with just a handful of girls on the floor. One immediately latches on to me even before I can get a beer and despite me telling her I'm not interested in dances for at least a few beers she refuses to leave. Chelsea was her name I believe, just didn't do it for me. She did say that everything was on the menu and rates were "negotiable" but couldn't get her to spill a price.

[Incognito1234]

So I got h8 North today. The smoking hottie from a couple weeks ago wasn't there again. The talent pool sucked. Nothing I was remotely interested in. I didn't even finish my beer before bolting to Bogies. There were 4 or 5 really good lookers there. Samantha and Brooke being two of them. Brooke had been texting me a lot and came right over. We went up for the standard buck forty of fun.

The shitty part was that they removed the curtains. She said they were raided on night shift and they were on high alert. Sneak fucking isn't that exciting to me. I'll probably take a break for a while anyway, as I'm spending a lot of money and the excitement is fading.

I was having a conversation tonight and apparently, it was Bogart's that was raided. My understanding is that it wasn't so much a raid, as it was just cops coming in and checking IDd's and such. That may be an indicator of something happening in the near future but that was the story I got.

[TenderMan]

Hello everyone,

I will be in the area next week and have a choice to make as to where to stay. Could you tell me which is better as far as girls and mileage in regards to the clubs on 8 mile and Michigan ave. I have read the forum and it seems that BT's, H8, and Flight are winners and that the 8 mile clubs are more expensive with hotter girls. But do the 8 mile girls get down like the Michigan ave girls? Please let me know your thoughts and recommendations.

Thank you,

Easy

I like Coli and Players. Extra's are available at both. Tycoons is between them for bottom fishing but a sure thing for the novice. Players parking is $6. 00 and Coli is $7. 00. Go during the day and a beer is $3. 00 at both. I've had more action at Players. LOL. (drink prices and cover go up at 8 or 9. You call).

Once the girls know your a customer it's a lot easier to get want you want and wallet friendly also. Now, there are new girls at Players who are not up to speed yet. You need to ask a discreet question or two. PM me of you like.

[Easyride29]

Hello everyone,

I will be in the area next week and have a choice to make as to where to stay. Could you tell me which is better as far as girls and mileage in regards to the clubs on 8 mile and Michigan ave. I have read the forum and it seems that BT's, H8, and Flight are winners and that the 8 mile clubs are more expensive with hotter girls. But do the 8 mile girls get down like the Michigan ave girls? Please let me know your thoughts and recommendations.

Thank you,

Easy

[Electronman]

In the past two months, I've made about 5 trips to Club Venus and Four to Chapeau Vert.

Also hit Players once in late January, Teasers in Flint about a week ago, and Traffic Jam in Mt. Clemmens two weeks before that.

So here's some random impressions of these clubs, a little late:

I'll start with the Trip to Players.

$5 to the Valet to Park, drinks weren't cheap but reasonable.

Sat at the bar, good service. Bathroom troll (which means excessive tipping for those of us with weak bladders)

Got a couple of hot dances from a MILF type named Nancy, enchanced rack good grind, she made it clear early on that extras weren't on her menu.

Couldn't find a wallet friendly pleaser instead of a teaser. I know its here, but I either wasn't flashing enough cash or didn't have the secret decoder ring.

Was their from about 5:30 to shift change at 7, bailed when the night shift came on. Nice club, great eye candy. Too much for my cheap ass wallet.

Funny thing is, Nancy was a real sweetheart and I could easily be suckered into the game of being a 'regular' until she decided to lift her rules for me.

Or maybe hell would have froze over first. At. 25 per song the quest gets way too expensive with some sure things in this town. Tried hitting on a couple of girls on the stage before they left to see if anyone wanted to make some fast cash but got quoted $.5 BBBJ/$$.5 FS and wouldn't come down. Tried to get her to go $.5 FS and it wasn't happening. Cut losses, decided to stick to dives. If someone is finding service here within their budget, more power to them, its a NICE club, friendly staff- lots of pretty nekkid girls. Just no bang for the buck as far as I'm concerned.

Picked up my car and drove off into the January blizzard.

Thanks for the report on Players. I too had a disappointing trip to Players. I called the Club around 3PM on a Sunday afternoon and asked if they were open. The person who answered the phone assured me that they opened at 3PM. I arrived around 3:45 and ordered a beer. A couple of dancers were sitting at the bar smoking and eating lunch. I'm not a smoker and I don't like breathing second hand smoke and smelling like an ash tray when I leave a club so I considered bolting. (side note, for those who do not live in Michigan, smoking is prohibited in restaurants and bars) However, the smokers were at some distance from me and I was curious as to how long it would take the club to actually produce a dancer on stage so I decided to finish my beer. Around 4:15, the first dancer appeared on stage. I saw a rotation of 4 dancers on stage, ranging from a 6 to an 8. Wanting to sample the lap dance area, I invited a dark haired non-smoker who was a solid 8 for a lap dance. The downstairs lap dance area was comfortable and very private. Got a decent lap dance for 20. I inquired about extras and my dancer said "only after I get to know someone will I consider extras." I suspect that a little charm and a few dollars might have convinced her that she knew me well enough to consider extras that afternoon but I had already decided to bail on the club. On the way out, I was accosted by one of the heavy smokers- a blonde with a nice body but a travel-worn face. She started her conversation by complaining about another customer who had offered her $80 for a BBBJ- interesting sales tactic. When I didn't make a higher offer, she proceeded to tell me some rambling story until I interrupted to tell her that I was leaving.

I want to like this club. The VIP area is nice and it doesn't charge a per visit fee (like BT's $20 per visit VIP fee). Unfortunately the smokey environment and the absence of dancers on stage until well after opening time convinced me to find a more enjoyable club for this particular Sunday afternoon.

[Anansi]

Club Venus has recently become my go-to spot. Once recent visit on a Saturday night and four during the day (over the last two months)

Not sure I can recommend at night, I went in back with a trashed big titted dirty brunette who was drunk, insisted on payment upfront and then lost that payment during the dance. She got me off but was about to call the bouncers on me- wish I remember the name. I bolted and left. If it weren't for my own beer goggles I should have seen it coming. Weapons check on entrance, $6 cover (after 6) , $2 to park. Obnoxious shot girl.

Its kind of a wonder I came back, but past experience brought me back to check out day shift. I'm glad I did.

Day shift, no cover. Really reasonable bucket specials. Still the $5 wrist band and $2 to park (and I'm grateful in THAT neighborhood to have someone watch the ride).

I've had awesome VIPs with several ladies. Gigi, Kat, London and Tiffany cum to mind.

Got one sweetheart I'm definitely not naming because I want to keep her for myself (yeah, thats almost pathological here because you know she's dishing it out with the others in back but- oh well)

A couple on my radar-especially Sin and Nomie

Dances are technically. 1 on Mon Tue Wed, .2 all other times. But then. 4 should get you hoover action and $ CFS (maybe. 8 if your a good negotiator) I have a feeling that on a cut throat day the prices might be even more negotiable. Takeout is an option with some of the girls as well.

(Of course, sometimes if a girl gets your number they will blow up your phone. KAT comes to mind there! Note to self, need hobby phone!)

Watch out for Michelle. Older dancer (40s) who will not do extras except HJ for price of dance, but will latch on to you and cock block you from going in the back with more desirable dancers.

Overall what I like most about Club Venus is that it has the 'ambiance' of the Hamilton Clubs without quite as much of the nickel and dime drink special bullshit. Less obnoxious dj, not quite as much pressure to have a drink in front of you at all times like Bogarts. Wristband, yes. But half the price of the Hamilton clubs. Size wise similiar to Henry's north but not layed out quite as retarded. Very much a dive and a little more 'ghetto' than either of the Henry's or Bogarts; but a more 'chill' experience where the beer is cold and the pussy is hot. Not without its drawbacks but if you like your women ALOT on the tra$hy side, its a great place to go. Faucher Fan academy types probably need not apply, these girls will eat you alive.

Yeah my experience was on a Friday and all I saw were women bigger than me and I'm 6ft 280lbs. And that was the night shift. So I'm not inclined to ever repeat at venus anytime soon.

[Jooop]

In the past two months, I've made about 5 trips to Club Venus and Four to Chapeau Vert.

Also hit Players once in late January, Teasers in Flint about a week ago, and Traffic Jam in Mt. Clemmens two weeks before that.

So here's some random impressions of these clubs, a little late:

I'll start with the Trip to Players.

$5 to the Valet to Park, drinks weren't cheap but reasonable.

Sat at the bar, good service. Bathroom troll (which means excessive tipping for those of us with weak bladders)

Got a couple of hot dances from a MILF type named Nancy, enchanced rack good grind, she made it clear early on that extras weren't on her menu.

Couldn't find a wallet friendly pleaser instead of a teaser. I know its here, but I either wasn't flashing enough cash or didn't have the secret decoder ring.

Was their from about 5:30 to shift change at 7, bailed when the night shift came on. Nice club, great eye candy. Too much for my cheap ass wallet.

Funny thing is, Nancy was a real sweetheart and I could easily be suckered into the game of being a 'regular' until she decided to lift her rules for me.

Or maybe hell would have froze over first. At. 25 per song the quest gets way too expensive with some sure things in this town. Tried hitting on a couple of girls on the stage before they left to see if anyone wanted to make some fast cash but got quoted $.5 BBBJ/$$.5 FS and wouldn't come down. Tried to get her to go $.5 FS and it wasn't happening. Cut losses, decided to stick to dives. If someone is finding service here within their budget, more power to them, its a NICE club, friendly staff- lots of pretty nekkid girls. Just no bang for the buck as far as I'm concerned.

Picked up my car and drove off into the January blizzard.

Rule;

1. Don't pay 25. 00 a dance you can get them for less and just grinding your ass is not worth 25. 00.

[Warpig2000]

Thought #1)

I thought I heard on a local news broadcast (possibly channel 7?) the other night that Jon Jon's former owners won an appeal against the City of Warren Planning commission. If so, can we say "won the battle, lost the war". Even if they rebuild fancier, they are facing competition from Coliseum, Tycoons, Players, etc etc and now.

SPEARMINT RHINO is building for chrissake. Wide open mileage- and Jon Jon's (or whatever new name the 'new' management wants to call it) will offer no touch.

At upscale prices? DEAD ON ARRIVAL if you ask me!

This place can't succeed unless the girls can suck seed . Which ain't going to happen north of 8 mile.

Traffic Light is far enough removed from 8 mile to draw the area Pervs, and even there the lappers are discounted (although they just raised them to. 15)

Destination Fail.

Thought #2)

I did make it to Traffic Light about 3 weeks ago when I had an occupational physical in the area.

Unfortunately, my health appointment ran late so I got there after 3- Kitchen was closed! ARGH.

Stayed to stage tip some rather pretty girls. Boobs in face for a buck, I'm okay with that.

Couple of. 15 laps with a chunky, busty brunette called BETHANY. Nice grind, out in the open, not Detroit Mileage of course.

Almost got a lapper from another willowy blonde stage tipped but she disappeared into the dressing room and I'd reached saturation with the place.

A nice in the area diversion, but not a destination stop. UNLESS you are going that way and want lunch, they have burgers to die for!

Incidentally I still think of BETHANY when I go by a local church called Bethany Lutheran. Funny how a monger's mind works.

Thought #3.

I mentioned a couple of reports down visiting TEASERS OF FLINT.

A full review would belong in the FLINT SC thread, but I really only did a quick reconnaissance. Girls hot, Beer cold, Open laps for 10 with decent mileage.

Here's the FAIL for me:

My understanding is there is Detroit mileage in the VIP but YOU PAY a VIP TAX EVERY TIME YOU ENTER.

FARC THAT! I live in one of those northern Oakland County areas where Flint and Detroit are about equidistant- drive time as well.

I was on a mission to try Street Mongering in Flint based on the brother MW JRPs observations. I can see why he left the strip club mongering.

Paying the club multiple times for using the VIP lounge really WOULD cut into the pocket. If anything, thats got to bust the dancers take home and encourage more of the girls to do take out.

So for those of us guys in White Lake, Waterford, Rochester, Commerce Township, Auburn Hills etc etc deciding "Do I drive north to a strip club or south to a strip club?" I think its a no brainer. Flint could be a mecca as well but the clubs are greedy where if they lowered their till a bit they would be swamped with Northern Oakland Pervs. I'm following the birds and continuing to fly south.