Strip Club Reports

[Incognito1234]

So I got h8 North today. The smoking hottie from a couple weeks ago wasn't there again. The talent pool sucked. Nothing I was remotely interested in. I didn't even finish my beer before bolting to Bogies. There were 4 or 5 really good lookers there. Samantha and Brooke being two of them. Brooke had been texting me a lot and came right over. We went up for the standard buck forty of fun.

The shitty part was that they removed the curtains. She said they were raided on night shift and they were on high alert. Sneak fucking isn't that exciting to me. I'll probably take a break for a while anyway, as I'm spending a lot of money and the excitement is fading.

I was having a conversation tonight and apparently, it was Bogart's that was raided. My understanding is that it wasn't so much a raid, as it was just cops coming in and checking IDd's and such. That may be an indicator of something happening in the near future but that was the story I got.

[TenderMan]

Hello everyone,

I will be in the area next week and have a choice to make as to where to stay. Could you tell me which is better as far as girls and mileage in regards to the clubs on 8 mile and Michigan ave. I have read the forum and it seems that BT's, H8, and Flight are winners and that the 8 mile clubs are more expensive with hotter girls. But do the 8 mile girls get down like the Michigan ave girls? Please let me know your thoughts and recommendations.

Thank you,

Easy

I like Coli and Players. Extra's are available at both. Tycoons is between them for bottom fishing but a sure thing for the novice. Players parking is $6. 00 and Coli is $7. 00. Go during the day and a beer is $3. 00 at both. I've had more action at Players. LOL. (drink prices and cover go up at 8 or 9. You call).

Once the girls know your a customer it's a lot easier to get want you want and wallet friendly also. Now, there are new girls at Players who are not up to speed yet. You need to ask a discreet question or two. PM me of you like.

[Easyride29]

Hello everyone,

I will be in the area next week and have a choice to make as to where to stay. Could you tell me which is better as far as girls and mileage in regards to the clubs on 8 mile and Michigan ave. I have read the forum and it seems that BT's, H8, and Flight are winners and that the 8 mile clubs are more expensive with hotter girls. But do the 8 mile girls get down like the Michigan ave girls? Please let me know your thoughts and recommendations.

Thank you,

Easy

[Electronman]

In the past two months, I've made about 5 trips to Club Venus and Four to Chapeau Vert.

Also hit Players once in late January, Teasers in Flint about a week ago, and Traffic Jam in Mt. Clemmens two weeks before that.

So here's some random impressions of these clubs, a little late:

I'll start with the Trip to Players.

$5 to the Valet to Park, drinks weren't cheap but reasonable.

Sat at the bar, good service. Bathroom troll (which means excessive tipping for those of us with weak bladders)

Got a couple of hot dances from a MILF type named Nancy, enchanced rack good grind, she made it clear early on that extras weren't on her menu.

Couldn't find a wallet friendly pleaser instead of a teaser. I know its here, but I either wasn't flashing enough cash or didn't have the secret decoder ring.

Was their from about 5:30 to shift change at 7, bailed when the night shift came on. Nice club, great eye candy. Too much for my cheap ass wallet.

Funny thing is, Nancy was a real sweetheart and I could easily be suckered into the game of being a 'regular' until she decided to lift her rules for me.

Or maybe hell would have froze over first. At. 25 per song the quest gets way too expensive with some sure things in this town. Tried hitting on a couple of girls on the stage before they left to see if anyone wanted to make some fast cash but got quoted $.5 BBBJ/$$.5 FS and wouldn't come down. Tried to get her to go $.5 FS and it wasn't happening. Cut losses, decided to stick to dives. If someone is finding service here within their budget, more power to them, its a NICE club, friendly staff- lots of pretty nekkid girls. Just no bang for the buck as far as I'm concerned.

Picked up my car and drove off into the January blizzard.

Thanks for the report on Players. I too had a disappointing trip to Players. I called the Club around 3PM on a Sunday afternoon and asked if they were open. The person who answered the phone assured me that they opened at 3PM. I arrived around 3:45 and ordered a beer. A couple of dancers were sitting at the bar smoking and eating lunch. I'm not a smoker and I don't like breathing second hand smoke and smelling like an ash tray when I leave a club so I considered bolting. (side note, for those who do not live in Michigan, smoking is prohibited in restaurants and bars) However, the smokers were at some distance from me and I was curious as to how long it would take the club to actually produce a dancer on stage so I decided to finish my beer. Around 4:15, the first dancer appeared on stage. I saw a rotation of 4 dancers on stage, ranging from a 6 to an 8. Wanting to sample the lap dance area, I invited a dark haired non-smoker who was a solid 8 for a lap dance. The downstairs lap dance area was comfortable and very private. Got a decent lap dance for 20. I inquired about extras and my dancer said "only after I get to know someone will I consider extras." I suspect that a little charm and a few dollars might have convinced her that she knew me well enough to consider extras that afternoon but I had already decided to bail on the club. On the way out, I was accosted by one of the heavy smokers- a blonde with a nice body but a travel-worn face. She started her conversation by complaining about another customer who had offered her $80 for a BBBJ- interesting sales tactic. When I didn't make a higher offer, she proceeded to tell me some rambling story until I interrupted to tell her that I was leaving.

I want to like this club. The VIP area is nice and it doesn't charge a per visit fee (like BT's $20 per visit VIP fee). Unfortunately the smokey environment and the absence of dancers on stage until well after opening time convinced me to find a more enjoyable club for this particular Sunday afternoon.

[Anansi]

Club Venus has recently become my go-to spot. Once recent visit on a Saturday night and four during the day (over the last two months)

Not sure I can recommend at night, I went in back with a trashed big titted dirty brunette who was drunk, insisted on payment upfront and then lost that payment during the dance. She got me off but was about to call the bouncers on me- wish I remember the name. I bolted and left. If it weren't for my own beer goggles I should have seen it coming. Weapons check on entrance, $6 cover (after 6) , $2 to park. Obnoxious shot girl.

Its kind of a wonder I came back, but past experience brought me back to check out day shift. I'm glad I did.

Day shift, no cover. Really reasonable bucket specials. Still the $5 wrist band and $2 to park (and I'm grateful in THAT neighborhood to have someone watch the ride).

I've had awesome VIPs with several ladies. Gigi, Kat, London and Tiffany cum to mind.

Got one sweetheart I'm definitely not naming because I want to keep her for myself (yeah, thats almost pathological here because you know she's dishing it out with the others in back but- oh well)

A couple on my radar-especially Sin and Nomie

Dances are technically. 1 on Mon Tue Wed, .2 all other times. But then. 4 should get you hoover action and $ CFS (maybe. 8 if your a good negotiator) I have a feeling that on a cut throat day the prices might be even more negotiable. Takeout is an option with some of the girls as well.

(Of course, sometimes if a girl gets your number they will blow up your phone. KAT comes to mind there! Note to self, need hobby phone!)

Watch out for Michelle. Older dancer (40s) who will not do extras except HJ for price of dance, but will latch on to you and cock block you from going in the back with more desirable dancers.

Overall what I like most about Club Venus is that it has the 'ambiance' of the Hamilton Clubs without quite as much of the nickel and dime drink special bullshit. Less obnoxious dj, not quite as much pressure to have a drink in front of you at all times like Bogarts. Wristband, yes. But half the price of the Hamilton clubs. Size wise similiar to Henry's north but not layed out quite as retarded. Very much a dive and a little more 'ghetto' than either of the Henry's or Bogarts; but a more 'chill' experience where the beer is cold and the pussy is hot. Not without its drawbacks but if you like your women ALOT on the tra$hy side, its a great place to go. Faucher Fan academy types probably need not apply, these girls will eat you alive.

Yeah my experience was on a Friday and all I saw were women bigger than me and I'm 6ft 280lbs. And that was the night shift. So I'm not inclined to ever repeat at venus anytime soon.

[Jooop]

In the past two months, I've made about 5 trips to Club Venus and Four to Chapeau Vert.

Also hit Players once in late January, Teasers in Flint about a week ago, and Traffic Jam in Mt. Clemmens two weeks before that.

So here's some random impressions of these clubs, a little late:

I'll start with the Trip to Players.

$5 to the Valet to Park, drinks weren't cheap but reasonable.

Sat at the bar, good service. Bathroom troll (which means excessive tipping for those of us with weak bladders)

Got a couple of hot dances from a MILF type named Nancy, enchanced rack good grind, she made it clear early on that extras weren't on her menu.

Couldn't find a wallet friendly pleaser instead of a teaser. I know its here, but I either wasn't flashing enough cash or didn't have the secret decoder ring.

Was their from about 5:30 to shift change at 7, bailed when the night shift came on. Nice club, great eye candy. Too much for my cheap ass wallet.

Funny thing is, Nancy was a real sweetheart and I could easily be suckered into the game of being a 'regular' until she decided to lift her rules for me.

Or maybe hell would have froze over first. At. 25 per song the quest gets way too expensive with some sure things in this town. Tried hitting on a couple of girls on the stage before they left to see if anyone wanted to make some fast cash but got quoted $.5 BBBJ/$$.5 FS and wouldn't come down. Tried to get her to go $.5 FS and it wasn't happening. Cut losses, decided to stick to dives. If someone is finding service here within their budget, more power to them, its a NICE club, friendly staff- lots of pretty nekkid girls. Just no bang for the buck as far as I'm concerned.

Picked up my car and drove off into the January blizzard.

Rule;

1. Don't pay 25. 00 a dance you can get them for less and just grinding your ass is not worth 25. 00.

[Warpig2000]

Thought #1)

I thought I heard on a local news broadcast (possibly channel 7?) the other night that Jon Jon's former owners won an appeal against the City of Warren Planning commission. If so, can we say "won the battle, lost the war". Even if they rebuild fancier, they are facing competition from Coliseum, Tycoons, Players, etc etc and now.

SPEARMINT RHINO is building for chrissake. Wide open mileage- and Jon Jon's (or whatever new name the 'new' management wants to call it) will offer no touch.

At upscale prices? DEAD ON ARRIVAL if you ask me!

This place can't succeed unless the girls can suck seed . Which ain't going to happen north of 8 mile.

Traffic Light is far enough removed from 8 mile to draw the area Pervs, and even there the lappers are discounted (although they just raised them to. 15)

Destination Fail.

Thought #2)

I did make it to Traffic Light about 3 weeks ago when I had an occupational physical in the area.

Unfortunately, my health appointment ran late so I got there after 3- Kitchen was closed! ARGH.

Stayed to stage tip some rather pretty girls. Boobs in face for a buck, I'm okay with that.

Couple of. 15 laps with a chunky, busty brunette called BETHANY. Nice grind, out in the open, not Detroit Mileage of course.

Almost got a lapper from another willowy blonde stage tipped but she disappeared into the dressing room and I'd reached saturation with the place.

A nice in the area diversion, but not a destination stop. UNLESS you are going that way and want lunch, they have burgers to die for!

Incidentally I still think of BETHANY when I go by a local church called Bethany Lutheran. Funny how a monger's mind works.

Thought #3.

I mentioned a couple of reports down visiting TEASERS OF FLINT.

A full review would belong in the FLINT SC thread, but I really only did a quick reconnaissance. Girls hot, Beer cold, Open laps for 10 with decent mileage.

Here's the FAIL for me:

My understanding is there is Detroit mileage in the VIP but YOU PAY a VIP TAX EVERY TIME YOU ENTER.

FARC THAT! I live in one of those northern Oakland County areas where Flint and Detroit are about equidistant- drive time as well.

I was on a mission to try Street Mongering in Flint based on the brother MW JRPs observations. I can see why he left the strip club mongering.

Paying the club multiple times for using the VIP lounge really WOULD cut into the pocket. If anything, thats got to bust the dancers take home and encourage more of the girls to do take out.

So for those of us guys in White Lake, Waterford, Rochester, Commerce Township, Auburn Hills etc etc deciding "Do I drive north to a strip club or south to a strip club?" I think its a no brainer. Flint could be a mecca as well but the clubs are greedy where if they lowered their till a bit they would be swamped with Northern Oakland Pervs. I'm following the birds and continuing to fly south.

[Warpig2000]

Club Venus has recently become my go-to spot. Once recent visit on a Saturday night and four during the day (over the last two months)

Not sure I can recommend at night, I went in back with a trashed big titted dirty brunette who was drunk, insisted on payment upfront and then lost that payment during the dance. She got me off but was about to call the bouncers on me- wish I remember the name. I bolted and left. If it weren't for my own beer goggles I should have seen it coming. Weapons check on entrance, $6 cover (after 6) , $2 to park. Obnoxious shot girl.

Its kind of a wonder I came back, but past experience brought me back to check out day shift. I'm glad I did.

Day shift, no cover. Really reasonable bucket specials. Still the $5 wrist band and $2 to park (and I'm grateful in THAT neighborhood to have someone watch the ride).

I've had awesome VIPs with several ladies. Gigi, Kat, London and Tiffany cum to mind.

Got one sweetheart I'm definitely not naming because I want to keep her for myself (yeah, thats almost pathological here because you know she's dishing it out with the others in back but- oh well)

A couple on my radar-especially Sin and Nomie

Dances are technically. 1 on Mon Tue Wed, .2 all other times. But then. 4 should get you hoover action and $ CFS (maybe. 8 if your a good negotiator) I have a feeling that on a cut throat day the prices might be even more negotiable. Takeout is an option with some of the girls as well.

(Of course, sometimes if a girl gets your number they will blow up your phone. KAT comes to mind there! Note to self, need hobby phone!)

Watch out for Michelle. Older dancer (40s) who will not do extras except HJ for price of dance, but will latch on to you and cock block you from going in the back with more desirable dancers.

Overall what I like most about Club Venus is that it has the 'ambiance' of the Hamilton Clubs without quite as much of the nickel and dime drink special bullshit. Less obnoxious dj, not quite as much pressure to have a drink in front of you at all times like Bogarts. Wristband, yes. But half the price of the Hamilton clubs. Size wise similiar to Henry's north but not layed out quite as retarded. Very much a dive and a little more 'ghetto' than either of the Henry's or Bogarts; but a more 'chill' experience where the beer is cold and the pussy is hot. Not without its drawbacks but if you like your women ALOT on the tra$hy side, its a great place to go. Faucher Fan academy types probably need not apply, these girls will eat you alive.

[Warpig2000]

Did some slumming here.

Chapeau Vert. What can be said? Small, a little drab. Mens room smells like piss.

Neighborhood bar. Relatively cheap beer especially during happy hour (3-7)

Dancers are mostly 'curvy' add at least 15 lbs and 5 years to what you see at Players or other prime 8 mile clubs.

Or at least on day shift. Night shift the girls look a little better but they are not nearly as loose in the VIP.

It might be the effect of the dickhead manager, Keith, being present.

My experience is that extras are fairly available on day shift (3- 8:30pm). Of course, the VIP area is just two booths behind a screen and that's.

Pretty much because no one is in the club. The current night shift as of 3 weeks ago they seem to have got some fairly attractive older (early 30's) girls who JUST DANCE (gratuitous stick shifting and grind, but not up to hoover action or full service). Two trips at night and struck out there,

Where during the day I've got FS with 3 different ladies for between. 8 and $, same as I generally spend at Club Venus. On day shift, A__ and J___ are fairly reliable for a cheap nut, but make sure you wrap it. Or double wrap it.

Did have an interesting experience with a day shift girl was new and wouldn't play. She ended up riding the bologna pony half way through the show. One of the other girls was sucking off a guy who asked if 'we were going to put on a show for them'. I had a condom, and its like a 'switch' went off in my girls head. So being a sucker I paid her for the dances AND the. $ I offered her for FS- she claims she hadn't done that before and next time I went there she was gone, not to be found again! Sadly, some girls can't handle it when they find their inner freak!

Chapeau Vert is pretty much a club for bottom feeders but its a reliable afternoon pit stop for Triangle mongers who aren't having luck. Worth a stop if you aren't paranoid about your car being broke into (but the parking is free and there is no cover). Of course, you might want to take a hazmat decontamination shower after your visit as well.

[Warpig2000]

In the past two months, I've made about 5 trips to Club Venus and Four to Chapeau Vert.

Also hit Players once in late January, Teasers in Flint about a week ago, and Traffic Jam in Mt. Clemmens two weeks before that.

So here's some random impressions of these clubs, a little late:

I'll start with the Trip to Players.

$5 to the Valet to Park, drinks weren't cheap but reasonable.

Sat at the bar, good service. Bathroom troll (which means excessive tipping for those of us with weak bladders)

Got a couple of hot dances from a MILF type named Nancy, enchanced rack good grind, she made it clear early on that extras weren't on her menu.

Couldn't find a wallet friendly pleaser instead of a teaser. I know its here, but I either wasn't flashing enough cash or didn't have the secret decoder ring.

Was their from about 5:30 to shift change at 7, bailed when the night shift came on. Nice club, great eye candy. Too much for my cheap ass wallet.

Funny thing is, Nancy was a real sweetheart and I could easily be suckered into the game of being a 'regular' until she decided to lift her rules for me.

Or maybe hell would have froze over first. At. 25 per song the quest gets way too expensive with some sure things in this town. Tried hitting on a couple of girls on the stage before they left to see if anyone wanted to make some fast cash but got quoted $.5 BBBJ/$$.5 FS and wouldn't come down. Tried to get her to go $.5 FS and it wasn't happening. Cut losses, decided to stick to dives. If someone is finding service here within their budget, more power to them, its a NICE club, friendly staff- lots of pretty nekkid girls. Just no bang for the buck as far as I'm concerned.

Picked up my car and drove off into the January blizzard.

[AllRight999]

Are there any regular bars where you can find service providers? I know they used to exist, but is that the end of it?

[HeywoodJablomi]

McKenzie, blonde, a bit thick with small B-s, but nice girl, very good service and attitude, takes direction, bls, good nourishing catch.

Jade. 5'9-5'10, slender, blonde, droopy bees with great nips, good technique, okay attitude, but no catch.

Note to self: negotiate the catch before heading back.

[Otto22]

Probably her real name and the others would be hard to remember. LOL

Brenda IS her real name. Nice girl (mother of 5!) and a reliable in the VIP.

[TenderMan]

Stopped by Bogies last week around 4pm. New girl named Crystal. Mixed race, thin, about a 5 or 6 sat down to chat because she was bored. Weird convo. She said it was her first day on the job. Her Aunt told her about the Bogies and suggested she work there. Nice family. She also started to rip on the other girls. Saying that one looked older than her mother and she never saw such weird looking girls. Can't imagine she's going to be making many friends there.

Got a dance from Brenda. A little older redhead. Had a great time. Question I have is how come she couldn't come up with a better stripper name like Savannah, Montana, or Chelsea.

Probably her real name and the others would be hard to remember. LOL

[JuanBee]

Stopped by Bogies last week around 4pm. New girl named Crystal. Mixed race, thin, about a 5 or 6 sat down to chat because she was bored. Weird convo. She said it was her first day on the job. Her Aunt told her about the Bogies and suggested she work there. Nice family. She also started to rip on the other girls. Saying that one looked older than her mother and she never saw such weird looking girls. Can't imagine she's going to be making many friends there.

Got a dance from Brenda. A little older redhead. Had a great time. Question I have is how come she couldn't come up with a better stripper name like Savannah, Montana, or Chelsea.