Massage Parlor Reports

[Worldsoffun]

Stopped by the Lucky Dragon on Osceola Pkwy in Kissimmee yesterday because my lower back was killing me. It seems this place was just purchased by a young Chinese lady and has another Chinese therapist working for her. I drew the latter. She did an awesome massage and teased the hell out of my ass, so I thought things were going to go extremely well. On the flip she did everything but the boys. Damn! So I said WTF, took her hand and showed her how to break the next move. She reluctantly got to work. She was hyper-shy about roaming, but starting kissing me on the lips like I was the long Lost Emperor. WTF! Well, anyway, it all ended up positive and it seemed like she wanted to marry me.

I think they are trying to start a legitimate place and are being taken by surprise. I chatted with them both for a while after and they really seem to be a couple of ladies trying to make a living doing "good massages." I kinda felt bad introducing her to the Worlds of Fun.

WOF

[Worldsoffun]

Hello AMP Fans,

Had the opportunity to cruise a bit in Orlando last weekend (SW's are normally my thing) , but Saturday night turned out to be incredibly dry. So much so that I saw this place on the north side of Colonial, just a few blocks east of OBT, and I was sorely tempted to pop my AMP Cherry. Lights were on late. Did a search here on the USASG as well as RTFF for at least 6 months back and could find no reports on 'Green Tea Spa'. Just curious, is this just another 'veggie massage' joint?

I had been to Green Tea several times and it was just flat out bad. Rude and clear about no extras. The massage was terrible both times and the older korean lady was pissed that I didn't leave a tip for the bad massage. Haven't been back and would not go back until I have seen a number of positive reports and that hasn't happened (that I've seen) in at least a year.

WOF

[Bjceb]

Went to try them out today. Had Jackie and Roxy to chose from. Roxy is from MBS and now works her. Jackie is a Russian that was very skinny and cute. Was hard to chose from, but had always wanted to try roxy out, so gave her a go. Gave. 30 hh door fee. Typical rub turned into topless happy ending. No negioating up front which was nice. I gave. 60 tip, could have given. 40. Their ad said fetish friendly, but I believe that is 100% dependent on the person you chose. Not the case with Roxy. Her Upper body was worth the time and the money. She is lovely and very nice. Would have preferred more play but would repear. I think I would try the other gals next time. It is in a medical plaze and not an appartment. It is a very discreet location by Universal.

Be safe and have fun.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-up-24/7984043

[Pcloser]

Greetings everyone,

This is my first report. Spend few days reading older posts and taught myself the lingo, but bear with me as I am new to this. The report is about my first AMP experience and unfortunately for me it was a disappointment. But wanted to share the experience here as it may save one of you guys a lousy visit at this AMP.

This was the dream. Few days ago I was dreaming that I was bored and and the junior was asking for some action. Since I was nervous about any BP girls to try for my first time, I wanted to break the ice with an AMP. After skimming through CL, chose this AMP located in Altamonte. When coming from the I-4, this is located in a small plaza right opposite the mall. The advert read the usual attractive words but I noticed the name of place was different from the one in advert but the address / location was right. Made a call and lady with strong foreign accent answered and said 80winks for an hour. She sounded ok so I parked and walked in. Was greeted by this asian lady (must be late 30's) in jean shorts and revealing top, she was slim and I liked the sight. The place is an old house converted to a spa, but didn't smell nice. It was dim, and the carpets smelt damp. After walking into the room she asked up front and I paid. Asked me to change and walked out. The bed was covered in clean sheets and towels were clean too. I changed into a towel and laid on bed, she walks in and tells me if I have taken off undies I should wear it. Shit, I thought. But too late, I thought I'll at least get a decent massage and got into undies.

She puts a white cloth covering me and starts a massage over it. It was lousy, all she knew how to do was squeeze my muscles till it hurt. I have had genuine thai massages before and this was nothing like it. This goes on for about 40 minutes during which she walks out about 3 times. Then she sits me up on bed gives a head massage and says ok ok finish. I was like oh thanks and started getting dressed to leave. She says something to me with smiles but I didn't understand so she repeats again with something which I make out to be she asking a tip. I only had a. 20 with me and I just gave her that and walked out, she comes behind and asks me to come again soon, I won't.

I'm unclear if I can post the name / number / address of the spa in open forum so I won't do it. But any of you want to know, please drop me a PM.

If any of you lucky souls want to help out a newbie with some good info, I will be more than happy to share back when I build my network.

Cheers everyone!

DocH

My first experience was similar in Casselberry. I ran into the same problem you had at that spa, but I actually told her I had wanted to leave happy and she told me to get naked and lay back down! It's all in how you play the cards.

[DocHoliday1987]

Greetings everyone,

This is my first report. Spend few days reading older posts and taught myself the lingo, but bear with me as I am new to this. The report is about my first AMP experience and unfortunately for me it was a disappointment. But wanted to share the experience here as it may save one of you guys a lousy visit at this AMP.

This was the dream. Few days ago I was dreaming that I was bored and and the junior was asking for some action. Since I was nervous about any BP girls to try for my first time, I wanted to break the ice with an AMP. After skimming through CL, chose this AMP located in Altamonte. When coming from the I-4, this is located in a small plaza right opposite the mall. The advert read the usual attractive words but I noticed the name of place was different from the one in advert but the address / location was right. Made a call and lady with strong foreign accent answered and said 80winks for an hour. She sounded ok so I parked and walked in. Was greeted by this asian lady (must be late 30's) in jean shorts and revealing top, she was slim and I liked the sight. The place is an old house converted to a spa, but didn't smell nice. It was dim, and the carpets smelt damp. After walking into the room she asked up front and I paid. Asked me to change and walked out. The bed was covered in clean sheets and towels were clean too. I changed into a towel and laid on bed, she walks in and tells me if I have taken off undies I should wear it. Shit, I thought. But too late, I thought I'll at least get a decent massage and got into undies.

She puts a white cloth covering me and starts a massage over it. It was lousy, all she knew how to do was squeeze my muscles till it hurt. I have had genuine thai massages before and this was nothing like it. This goes on for about 40 minutes during which she walks out about 3 times. Then she sits me up on bed gives a head massage and says ok ok finish. I was like oh thanks and started getting dressed to leave. She says something to me with smiles but I didn't understand so she repeats again with something which I make out to be she asking a tip. I only had a. 20 with me and I just gave her that and walked out, she comes behind and asks me to come again soon, I won't.

I'm unclear if I can post the name / number / address of the spa in open forum so I won't do it. But any of you want to know, please drop me a PM.

If any of you lucky souls want to help out a newbie with some good info, I will be more than happy to share back when I build my network.

Cheers everyone!

DocH

[Don In Otown]

Don't waste your time. Unless you like old and wrinkled. If I wanted that I would just look in a mirror.

Much better places a mile or two east on Colonial. NT on Mills, Lavander on Colonial, Miss May on E Washington are all better.

2 things.

Girl at Miss May today. Kind of fugly. Bad body. OK massage. Lot of up-sale. Could hardly understand a word.

NT on Mills. Was heading there before Miss May. OPD parked in grass in front. Noticed in my rear view yellow gvnmt. Tags on vehicles in their parking lot. Said to myself,"ahhhh, don't think so.".

[Sedge2]

I hate when they do the switch, way to stand your ground!

The back has been acting up again and I wanted to try something new. So I went to Honey Blossom, a newer place on Semoran just South of 408. Their ad said $60 special.

I got there and the sign in the front area said $60 half and $80 for an hour. It also said they won't switch therapists on you once you've paid (this became very important in a short while).

So the girl comes up front and she was young (definitely 20s) , cute and very tall. I asked her about the ad for $60 if that was for an hour and she said yes, so I paid for an hour. She took me by the hand and led me back to the room. She spread out a fresh sheet on the massage table (always a plus, knowing the linens are fresh and clean) and told me to get undressed.

I did so and waited for her to come back in the room. To my surprise a different woman came in. This one was not young or cute. I hate to say it about anyone, but damn, this chick was ugly. There was no way I was letting her touch me. So I said,"where is the other girl?"

"She's sick, I take care of you."

"No. I paid for the other girl. I want her."

She she left and went to talk with the other girl, but then came back in."She sick. I take care of you."

"No. The sign said no switching. I paid for the other girl. I want her or you can give me my money back and I'll leave."

She left again. At this point I said to hell with it and got up and started getting dressed. Then the other girl came in.

I got back on the table and she gave me the massage. She wasn't too happy at first. It turns out she was sick. But I talked with her a bit and she softened up after a while.

I asked for hard pressure and she delivered. The massage was actually pretty good.

During the massage I pretty much decided that I wouldn't waste my money on a handshake. Since she wasn't feeling good I could tell the enthusiasm would be there. When she did the light touch I knew I made the right decision as she was very mechanical at that point. She asked if I wanted 'there' and I said,"Next time when you are feeling better."

So to make a long story short (too late, I know). Massage was good. Girl was cute. Handshake was available. I didn't get the impression that an expanded menu would be available. Stand your ground if they try the switch.

[TheJester]

The back has been acting up again and I wanted to try something new. So I went to Honey Blossom, a newer place on Semoran just South of 408. Their ad said $60 special.

I got there and the sign in the front area said $60 half and $80 for an hour. It also said they won't switch therapists on you once you've paid (this became very important in a short while).

So the girl comes up front and she was young (definitely 20s) , cute and very tall. I asked her about the ad for $60 if that was for an hour and she said yes, so I paid for an hour. She took me by the hand and led me back to the room. She spread out a fresh sheet on the massage table (always a plus, knowing the linens are fresh and clean) and told me to get undressed.

I did so and waited for her to come back in the room. To my surprise a different woman came in. This one was not young or cute. I hate to say it about anyone, but damn, this chick was ugly. There was no way I was letting her touch me. So I said,"where is the other girl?"

"She's sick, I take care of you."

"No. I paid for the other girl. I want her."

She she left and went to talk with the other girl, but then came back in."She sick. I take care of you."

"No. The sign said no switching. I paid for the other girl. I want her or you can give me my money back and I'll leave."

She left again. At this point I said to hell with it and got up and started getting dressed. Then the other girl came in.

I got back on the table and she gave me the massage. She wasn't too happy at first. It turns out she was sick. But I talked with her a bit and she softened up after a while.

I asked for hard pressure and she delivered. The massage was actually pretty good.

During the massage I pretty much decided that I wouldn't waste my money on a handshake. Since she wasn't feeling good I could tell the enthusiasm would be there. When she did the light touch I knew I made the right decision as she was very mechanical at that point. She asked if I wanted 'there' and I said,"Next time when you are feeling better."

So to make a long story short (too late, I know). Massage was good. Girl was cute. Handshake was available. I didn't get the impression that an expanded menu would be available. Stand your ground if they try the switch.

[Jimhatz]

[QUOTE=RobJob33; 1691375]Visited Head to Toe on Colonial. I can't remember them advertising but saw the sign one day as driving by and got curious. Parking was excellent being behind the building. Door was open and walked right in. Actually startled her while she was reading. I liked that she was a bigger Asian woman. I must be in a curvy woman stage of life.

Anyway, I dreamed of a nice massage. Nice topless ending. Nice big real (o) o) 's got sucked on.

Didn't like her toes. I'm a big believer in manicured toes. Especially if that's all we can see of you being face down for the start. Just say'and $.20 total. [/QUOTE.]




I did even see how this place is still in business. I was passing by and called the number to ask the rates and she says 80 with no TS. I told them they can charge what they want but that is too high for this area. There are like 5 AMP within a mile or two for around 60.

[Sex Xes]

Hello AMP Fans,

Had the opportunity to cruise a bit in Orlando last weekend (SW's are normally my thing) , but Saturday night turned out to be incredibly dry. So much so that I saw this place on the north side of Colonial, just a few blocks east of OBT, and I was sorely tempted to pop my AMP Cherry. Lights were on late. Did a search here on the USASG as well as RTFF for at least 6 months back and could find no reports on 'Green Tea Spa'. Just curious, is this just another 'veggie massage' joint?

Don't waste your time. Unless you like old and wrinkled. If I wanted that I would just look in a mirror.

Much better places a mile or two east on Colonial. NT on Mills, Lavander on Colonial, Miss May on E Washington are all better.

[Luxsa123]

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[Rippa]

Hello AMP Fans,

Had the opportunity to cruise a bit in Orlando last weekend (SW's are normally my thing) , but Saturday night turned out to be incredibly dry. So much so that I saw this place on the north side of Colonial, just a few blocks east of OBT, and I was sorely tempted to pop my AMP Cherry. Lights were on late. Did a search here on the USASG as well as RTFF for at least 6 months back and could find no reports on 'Green Tea Spa'. Just curious, is this just another 'veggie massage' joint?

[Bjceb]

I guess I much look to much like LEO to them here. I have been there twice and had a less than average massage with no happiness. Complete waste of time.

I will never repeat.

Stay safe and have fun.

Actually was heading to MBS, but went to the wrong address (next door) , and yes they are open. Nice massage from Jenny standard finish. I think I'll try MBS next.

[Pcloser]

I went to GT last week and have to say my provider was very cute! Might be the best looking I have seen in Orlando. Just wanted to see if anyone has had any exp. With a really cute girl at a parlor here recently? I used to go to Island Ther. In Altamonte but stopped because of age of provider there. YuYu seems to hit and miss these days. Any input would be appreciated!

Thanks and stay safe

I actually got a girl named Yuki at Island Therapy and it was great. Mid 30's, though. Went through the whole thing and heard,"all done" I get up, get dressed, and she comes back in the room. I tell her that I intended to leave happy while setting money down. She was confused, but then laughed and told me I should have told her sooner! She said,"get naked again! I make sure you leave happy!" Midway she pulls her shirt up and reveals a decent pair of bolt ons and says,"touchie!" I obviously obliged. The moaning coming from her while giving the HJ was incredible.

[Sugar123]

I will share some general observations about recent visits to Panda and 192 Therapy. At Panda, I hit the jackpot, drawing Lulu. Very young and very cute. Nice menu available, I got good value for the tip I left. Would happily repeat often. Also saw Cindy at 192, an all-time favorite of mine. She giggles like a school girl in the shower when she washes Mr. Johnson. Cindy is a cute and friendly girl, very sweet attitude. She follows a set routine, almost no variance from it when I see her. But what a routine. Her tease is the best in the business as far as I'm concerned. She is really good at her job. No extras beyond standard service there. If she ever opened up the menu, I would move in to one of the extra rooms there and just see her all the time.

Well worth the drive. The laugh is just unexepected and delightful.