Massage Parlor Reports

[Spectator]

Best. Post. Ever.

I was in Amsterdam once, took a shower and went out to walk the windows. Took about an hour to find one I liked. Realized I'd been walking a while when after paying the 50 Euros and getting comfortable. She gave me my money back an said go back to your hotel and take a shower. I said I did an hour ago, and she said "You pick first, then shower, we don't want to smell you". So now I do.

These girls are no different than a girl you meet on a first date. Dress well, shower, breathe mint.

So I went hunting with a few buddies for 5 days before trekking to nms. I figured what's better than a table shower and nice HE after spending 5 days with a bunch of guys and no women. Boy was I wrong!

Got to nms at about 10am, I bought a change of clothes because I went directly from camping to RI. Cute spinner let me in but not before her smile went upside down. Not sure why, I know I looked a little out of sorts being in the same clothes and not bathing for 5 days but what the hell, I'm paying and thought she could be friendlier.

I was brought to room paid my fee and started changing. Different girl came in and lookedat me and said in a tiny voice"oh no". She left immediately and I'm thinking WTF! Taller girl comes in and says "come come". I walk with the towl draped around me to table shower. I tried to explain I was coming from hunting but all she says "you no smell good". She said over and over. She starts table shower and it sounded as if she gagged when she got to my buttocks. She was holding her nose and trying to spray my ass with hose. The water was boiling hot and I jumped up. I was pissed and she just said"I get new girl". Now my third therapist comes into shower wearing long gloves and something on her nose. Table showerwas fine after that.

Got back to room and found my old clothes tied in a garbage bag tightly. Massage was kind of lame and he was only soso. I won't be repeating.

[MuffyTheDiver]

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[Katokay]

I don't cut my grass before the landscaper cuts it, I don't clean before housekeeper cleans, and I don't shower before a table shower. Sorry I seemed to have offended a few guys. I was planning on submitting 2 New reports but with this negativity from my fellow mongers I think ill keep to myself.

[Gansett]

I take a shower and shave before I go cruising for a swer! I don't know what you were expecting but I'm surprised they didn't ask you to leave! Have some pride in yourself!

[Biggus Bishus]

Sorry man, but in the words of Rudy from Fat Albert, that's like a school in the summer.

I'd be curious to know what I left for a tip.

QUOTE=Katokay; 1687755]So I went hunting with a few buddies for 5 days before trekking to nms. I figured what's better than a table shower and nice HE after spending 5 days with a bunch of guys and no women. Boy was I wrong!

Got to nms at about 10am, I bought a change of clothes because I went directly from camping to RI. Cute spinner let me in but not before her smile went upside down. Not sure why, I know I looked a little out of sorts being in the same clothes and not bathing for 5 days but what the hell, I'm paying and thought she could be friendlier.

I was brought to room paid my fee and started changing. Different girl came in and lookedat me and said in a tiny voice"oh no". She left immediately and I'm thinking WTF! Taller girl comes in and says "come come". I walk with the towl draped around me to table shower. I tried to explain I was coming from hunting but all she says "you no smell good". She said over and over. She starts table shower and it sounded as if she gagged when she got to my buttocks. She was holding her nose and trying to spray my ass with hose. The water was boiling hot and I jumped up. I was pissed and she just said"I get new girl". Now my third therapist comes into shower wearing long gloves and something on her nose. Table showerwas fine after that.

Got back to room and found my old clothes tied in a garbage bag tightly. Massage was kind of lame and he was only soso. I won't be repeating.[/QUOTE]

[Smoke Screen]

Finally, an explanation as to the sections of a table and all of the towels and rugs I saw in the dumpster the other day when I visited, as well as the hazardous waste signs plastered all over them!

Looks like the papasan and the girls wasted no time in making NMS clean again after he left.

Good job, NMS!

They should have dumped Katokay in the dumpster along with the rest of the crap.

[Luv Pantyhose]

Hello,

I have been itching to try the new 417 but with some mixed reviews I was hesitant. Yesterday I decided to go for it.

I pulled Yoko, a little older looked in her 30's maybe early 40's not really sure, but cute. I am not going to go into all the details, but TS not bad, seem like it was never going to end. Then off to the sauna, should have skipped that, I hate being all hot and sweaty. Then the massage, I would rate that a 10 +, I have been doing some work on my house and I also have a bad back, I was in heaven! The flip was a lot better then I had expected. Some nice roaming and while she was covered with a yoga outfit, for me this was a plus, I love the feel of that stuff! No FS but very enjoyable just the same. I only saw one other girl working there, did not get a good look.

I will return, until 1021 service starts up again. 60+60, I got mixed up when I tipped, but it was worth it. PM for more.

[HarleyGuy09]

When seeing an independent massage provider should you give a tip or is it included in the price? It's not like a house fee at an AMP where the girl is working off tips. So my question is should you tip or not tip?

[Rei Haragoma]

Hi, Fellow Mongers.

I know that this is not new news to most of you, with regard to a few new ads being posted on BP offering MP services; some under a different name, but I'm pretty sure, are established AMPs that went dark, and are now slowly testing the waters by opening.

I'm looking for some info from those of you that may have availed yourself of a visit to these new-old places, other than the one already reported here as being open, but with mediocre service, which under the circumstances, is understandable. I admit that I am not brave enough to try them by myself without prior feedback.

In any case, I am glad that some of them are attempting a comeback. Let's hope our hobby will have some additional places to go.

NMS while good, is not FS as we all know, and I surely miss that, as we all do.

[Rei Haragoma]

Katokay, I couldn't stop laughing, damn near cried. Could just see them running around the place with your stinkies in a plastic bag not knowing what to do next. I am sure they are worried about the department of health shutting them down for a week after your unraveling. Glad I don't partake in this avenue of pleasure anymore. I would definitely want to know what table to skip if I did. Lets hope they did use more than a wet one to wipe down that table after you were dismissed. I am still laughing.

Finally, an explanation as to the sections of a table and all of the towels and rugs I saw in the dumpster the other day when I visited, as well as the hazardous waste signs plastered all over them!

Looks like the papasan and the girls wasted no time in making NMS clean again after he left.

Good job, NMS!

[DrGolfer]

Katokay, I couldn't stop laughing, damn near cried. Could just see them running around the place with your stinkies in a plastic bag not knowing what to do next. I am sure they are worried about the department of health shutting them down for a week after your unraveling. Glad I don't partake in this avenue of pleasure anymore. I would definitely want to know what table to skip if I did. Lets hope they did use more than a wet one to wipe down that table after you were dismissed. I am still laughing.

So I went hunting with a few buddies for 5 days before trekking to nms. I figured what's better than a table shower and nice HE after spending 5 days with a bunch of guys and no women. Boy was I wrong!

Got to nms at about 10am, I bought a change of clothes because I went directly from camping to RI. Cute spinner let me in but not before her smile went upside down. Not sure why, I know I looked a little out of sorts being in the same clothes and not bathing for 5 days but what the hell, I'm paying and thought she could be friendlier.

I was brought to room paid my fee and started changing. Different girl came in and lookedat me and said in a tiny voice"oh no". She left immediately and I'm thinking WTF! Taller girl comes in and says "come come". I walk with the towl draped around me to table shower. I tried to explain I was coming from hunting but all she says "you no smell good". She said over and over. She starts table shower and it sounded as if she gagged when she got to my buttocks. She was holding her nose and trying to spray my ass with hose. The water was boiling hot and I jumped up. I was pissed and she just said"I get new girl". Now my third therapist comes into shower wearing long gloves and something on her nose. Table showerwas fine after that.

Got back to room and found my old clothes tied in a garbage bag tightly. Massage was kind of lame and he was only soso. I won't be repeating.

[Jariles10]

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[Smoke Screen]

So I went hunting with a few buddies for 5 days before trekking to nms. I figured what's better than a table shower and nice HE after spending 5 days with a bunch of guys and no women. Boy was I wrong!

Got to nms at about 10am, I bought a change of clothes because I went directly from camping to RI. Cute spinner let me in but not before her smile went upside down. Not sure why, I know I looked a little out of sorts being in the same clothes and not bathing for 5 days but what the hell, I'm paying and thought she could be friendlier.

I was brought to room paid my fee and started changing. Different girl came in and lookedat me and said in a tiny voice"oh no". She left immediately and I'm thinking WTF! Taller girl comes in and says "come come". I walk with the towl draped around me to table shower. I tried to explain I was coming from hunting but all she says "you no smell good". She said over and over. She starts table shower and it sounded as if she gagged when she got to my buttocks. She was holding her nose and trying to spray my ass with hose. The water was boiling hot and I jumped up. I was pissed and she just said"I get new girl". Now my third therapist comes into shower wearing long gloves and something on her nose. Table showerwas fine after that.

Got back to room and found my old clothes tied in a garbage bag tightly. Massage was kind of lame and he was only soso. I won't be repeating.

I'm sure NMS employees will be glad you won't be repeating. I got to admit, I did get a good laugh out of your story though.

[Willy O]

That story is so bizarre, it has to be a line of shit! Great imagination though!

[SpaGuys]

LOL she probably thought you were homeless. When we go we take showers before we leave and will get TS just so they have a chance to check out the goods.

So I went hunting with a few buddies for 5 days before trekking to nms. I figured what's better than a table shower and nice HE after spending 5 days with a bunch of guys and no women. Boy was I wrong!

Got to nms at about 10am, I bought a change of clothes because I went directly from camping to RI. Cute spinner let me in but not before her smile went upside down. Not sure why, I know I looked a little out of sorts being in the same clothes and not bathing for 5 days but what the hell, I'm paying and thought she could be friendlier.

I was brought to room paid my fee and started changing. Different girl came in and lookedat me and said in a tiny voice"oh no". She left immediately and I'm thinking WTF! Taller girl comes in and says "come come". I walk with the towl draped around me to table shower. I tried to explain I was coming from hunting but all she says "you no smell good". She said over and over. She starts table shower and it sounded as if she gagged when she got to my buttocks. She was holding her nose and trying to spray my ass with hose. The water was boiling hot and I jumped up. I was pissed and she just said"I get new girl". Now my third therapist comes into shower wearing long gloves and something on her nose. Table showerwas fine after that.

Got back to room and found my old clothes tied in a garbage bag tightly. Massage was kind of lame and he was only soso. I won't be repeating.