Massage Parlor Reports

[Bornlucky627]

Visited NMS today. Asked for Bibi but was told she was on vaca. Mamasan brought in Mimi to my delight. Low 20's, hot spinner body. She was flirty from the get go and the table shower was great. Brought back for the massage which again was perfect. Roaming was fair game and finish was great. I went to get up and she told me we still had 10 minutes so I got a great head and chest massage. She was a real cutie and I would highly recommend. I had parked down by the sandwich shop and my legs were a little weak on the way back which told me I was very relaxed.

On a side note, before I went there, I was driving by 725 and saw three cruisers in the parking lot. I don't know if anyone heard anything about that. It was about noon.

[SpaGuys]

I agree I'm not offended I thought it was pretty funny. I just have the approach that the better I look the better I'll get treated. It's not me it's society. You go to a SC looking like that and the chicks won't come near you.

You didn't offend us at all my friend! We all had a great laugh! Obviously you don't get it. Comparing your Landscaper or Housekeeper to a girl that not only has to smell you but has to touch you in an intimate way, see you nude and service you is no where near similar to cutting your lawn! Even though you feel these girls are just robots who have only one purpose in life, they are human, they have all the same senses we do, they have feelings even if they are great at hiding them. My suggestion is if you want to go 5 days without cleaning yourself and you need a wash and massage then go to one of those automatic car wash things and walk through it. You will not only come out squeaky clean, but you will have spent a fraction of what you would at a Spa. Best thing is the Car wash won't give a fuck how you look or smell and those long spongy things probably give great massages!

I know its hard to believe but have you ever thought that things could be different if you showered beforehand, brushed your teeth, shaved and wore some decent clean clothes? Trust me if the girl enjoys her time with you. You will get wayyyyyyy better service! Give it a try sometime.

Oh and BTW. I was so looking forward to seeing more reports from you, you've ruined my day saying your done reporting here.

[Rei Haragoma]

I take a shower and shave before I go cruising for a swer! I don't know what you were expecting but I'm surprised they didn't ask you to leave! Have some pride in yourself!

I always shower and shave before I go, also. Out of respect for how I want to present myself, and for the provider.

The last few times however, I used some high-end after shave, which I have avoided for many years, as my skin is so sensitive; but I seem to have more tolerance for it now.

It made a helluva difference! Two different providers on separate occasions remarked how nice I smelled, and their service, while always top-notch, seemed a bit more enthusiastic. Needless to say, I went to Walgreens the following day and bought a case of it, in case they stop making it!

Gansett is right. Clean up before you go. You can always decline the table shower (I often do). But how you look and smell for sure influences their attitude, INMHO.

[Smoke Screen]

I don't cut my grass before the landscaper cuts it, I don't clean before housekeeper cleans, and I don't shower before a table shower. Sorry I seemed to have offended a few guys. I was planning on submitting 2 New reports but with this negativity from my fellow mongers I think ill keep to myself.

Come on, what did you expect? It was an interesting report even if it was gross and most of us probably got a good laugh out of it, I know I did. You write a good story, I'm looking forward to the next one.

[Spectator]

Best. Post. Ever.

I was in Amsterdam once, took a shower and went out to walk the windows. Took about an hour to find one I liked. Realized I'd been walking a while when after paying the 50 Euros and getting comfortable. She gave me my money back an said go back to your hotel and take a shower. I said I did an hour ago, and she said "You pick first, then shower, we don't want to smell you". So now I do.

These girls are no different than a girl you meet on a first date. Dress well, shower, breathe mint.

So I went hunting with a few buddies for 5 days before trekking to nms. I figured what's better than a table shower and nice HE after spending 5 days with a bunch of guys and no women. Boy was I wrong!

Got to nms at about 10am, I bought a change of clothes because I went directly from camping to RI. Cute spinner let me in but not before her smile went upside down. Not sure why, I know I looked a little out of sorts being in the same clothes and not bathing for 5 days but what the hell, I'm paying and thought she could be friendlier.

I was brought to room paid my fee and started changing. Different girl came in and lookedat me and said in a tiny voice"oh no". She left immediately and I'm thinking WTF! Taller girl comes in and says "come come". I walk with the towl draped around me to table shower. I tried to explain I was coming from hunting but all she says "you no smell good". She said over and over. She starts table shower and it sounded as if she gagged when she got to my buttocks. She was holding her nose and trying to spray my ass with hose. The water was boiling hot and I jumped up. I was pissed and she just said"I get new girl". Now my third therapist comes into shower wearing long gloves and something on her nose. Table showerwas fine after that.

Got back to room and found my old clothes tied in a garbage bag tightly. Massage was kind of lame and he was only soso. I won't be repeating.

[MuffyTheDiver]

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[Katokay]

I don't cut my grass before the landscaper cuts it, I don't clean before housekeeper cleans, and I don't shower before a table shower. Sorry I seemed to have offended a few guys. I was planning on submitting 2 New reports but with this negativity from my fellow mongers I think ill keep to myself.

[Gansett]

I take a shower and shave before I go cruising for a swer! I don't know what you were expecting but I'm surprised they didn't ask you to leave! Have some pride in yourself!

[Biggus Bishus]

Sorry man, but in the words of Rudy from Fat Albert, that's like a school in the summer.

I'd be curious to know what I left for a tip.

QUOTE=Katokay; 1687755]So I went hunting with a few buddies for 5 days before trekking to nms. I figured what's better than a table shower and nice HE after spending 5 days with a bunch of guys and no women. Boy was I wrong!

Got to nms at about 10am, I bought a change of clothes because I went directly from camping to RI. Cute spinner let me in but not before her smile went upside down. Not sure why, I know I looked a little out of sorts being in the same clothes and not bathing for 5 days but what the hell, I'm paying and thought she could be friendlier.

I was brought to room paid my fee and started changing. Different girl came in and lookedat me and said in a tiny voice"oh no". She left immediately and I'm thinking WTF! Taller girl comes in and says "come come". I walk with the towl draped around me to table shower. I tried to explain I was coming from hunting but all she says "you no smell good". She said over and over. She starts table shower and it sounded as if she gagged when she got to my buttocks. She was holding her nose and trying to spray my ass with hose. The water was boiling hot and I jumped up. I was pissed and she just said"I get new girl". Now my third therapist comes into shower wearing long gloves and something on her nose. Table showerwas fine after that.

Got back to room and found my old clothes tied in a garbage bag tightly. Massage was kind of lame and he was only soso. I won't be repeating.[/QUOTE]

[Smoke Screen]

Finally, an explanation as to the sections of a table and all of the towels and rugs I saw in the dumpster the other day when I visited, as well as the hazardous waste signs plastered all over them!

Looks like the papasan and the girls wasted no time in making NMS clean again after he left.

Good job, NMS!

They should have dumped Katokay in the dumpster along with the rest of the crap.

[Luv Pantyhose]

Hello,

I have been itching to try the new 417 but with some mixed reviews I was hesitant. Yesterday I decided to go for it.

I pulled Yoko, a little older looked in her 30's maybe early 40's not really sure, but cute. I am not going to go into all the details, but TS not bad, seem like it was never going to end. Then off to the sauna, should have skipped that, I hate being all hot and sweaty. Then the massage, I would rate that a 10 +, I have been doing some work on my house and I also have a bad back, I was in heaven! The flip was a lot better then I had expected. Some nice roaming and while she was covered with a yoga outfit, for me this was a plus, I love the feel of that stuff! No FS but very enjoyable just the same. I only saw one other girl working there, did not get a good look.

I will return, until 1021 service starts up again. 60+60, I got mixed up when I tipped, but it was worth it. PM for more.

[HarleyGuy09]

When seeing an independent massage provider should you give a tip or is it included in the price? It's not like a house fee at an AMP where the girl is working off tips. So my question is should you tip or not tip?

[Rei Haragoma]

Hi, Fellow Mongers.

I know that this is not new news to most of you, with regard to a few new ads being posted on BP offering MP services; some under a different name, but I'm pretty sure, are established AMPs that went dark, and are now slowly testing the waters by opening.

I'm looking for some info from those of you that may have availed yourself of a visit to these new-old places, other than the one already reported here as being open, but with mediocre service, which under the circumstances, is understandable. I admit that I am not brave enough to try them by myself without prior feedback.

In any case, I am glad that some of them are attempting a comeback. Let's hope our hobby will have some additional places to go.

NMS while good, is not FS as we all know, and I surely miss that, as we all do.

[Rei Haragoma]

Katokay, I couldn't stop laughing, damn near cried. Could just see them running around the place with your stinkies in a plastic bag not knowing what to do next. I am sure they are worried about the department of health shutting them down for a week after your unraveling. Glad I don't partake in this avenue of pleasure anymore. I would definitely want to know what table to skip if I did. Lets hope they did use more than a wet one to wipe down that table after you were dismissed. I am still laughing.

Finally, an explanation as to the sections of a table and all of the towels and rugs I saw in the dumpster the other day when I visited, as well as the hazardous waste signs plastered all over them!

Looks like the papasan and the girls wasted no time in making NMS clean again after he left.

Good job, NMS!

[DrGolfer]

Katokay, I couldn't stop laughing, damn near cried. Could just see them running around the place with your stinkies in a plastic bag not knowing what to do next. I am sure they are worried about the department of health shutting them down for a week after your unraveling. Glad I don't partake in this avenue of pleasure anymore. I would definitely want to know what table to skip if I did. Lets hope they did use more than a wet one to wipe down that table after you were dismissed. I am still laughing.

So I went hunting with a few buddies for 5 days before trekking to nms. I figured what's better than a table shower and nice HE after spending 5 days with a bunch of guys and no women. Boy was I wrong!

Got to nms at about 10am, I bought a change of clothes because I went directly from camping to RI. Cute spinner let me in but not before her smile went upside down. Not sure why, I know I looked a little out of sorts being in the same clothes and not bathing for 5 days but what the hell, I'm paying and thought she could be friendlier.

I was brought to room paid my fee and started changing. Different girl came in and lookedat me and said in a tiny voice"oh no". She left immediately and I'm thinking WTF! Taller girl comes in and says "come come". I walk with the towl draped around me to table shower. I tried to explain I was coming from hunting but all she says "you no smell good". She said over and over. She starts table shower and it sounded as if she gagged when she got to my buttocks. She was holding her nose and trying to spray my ass with hose. The water was boiling hot and I jumped up. I was pissed and she just said"I get new girl". Now my third therapist comes into shower wearing long gloves and something on her nose. Table showerwas fine after that.

Got back to room and found my old clothes tied in a garbage bag tightly. Massage was kind of lame and he was only soso. I won't be repeating.