Massage Parlor Reports

[Poonhit]

Anyone seen this one? Looks like fun.

http://nashville.backpage.com/BodyRu...eds-34/7177179

She's good to go TOFTT she's a cute gal prolly late 30s a little mechanical but will def leave you happy and price is very cheap .6 for half hr no upselling.

[BlackHawk101]

O Goddess! Hear these tuneless numbers, wrung.

By sweet enforcement and remembrance dear,

And pardon that thy secrets should be sung.

Even into thine own soft-conched ear:

Surely I dreamt today, or did I see.

The winged Psyche with awakened eyes?

I wandered in a forest thoughtlessly,

And, on the sudden, fainting with surprise,

Saw two fair creatures, couched side by side.

In deepest grass, beneath the whisp'ring roof.

Of leaves and trembled blossoms, where there ran.

A brooklet, scarce espied:

'Mid hushed, cool-rooted flowers, fragrant-eyed,

Blue, silver-white, and budded Tyrian,

They lay calm-breathing on the bedded grass;

Their arms embraced, and their pinions too;

Their lips touched not, but had not bade adieu,

As if disjoined by soft-handed slumber,

And ready still past kisses to outnumber.

At tender eye-dawn of aurorean love:

The winged boy I knew;

But who wast thou, O happy, happy dove?

His Psyche true!

O latest born and loveliest vision far.

Of all Olympus' faded hierarchy!

Fairer than Phoebe's sapphire-regioned star,

Or Vesper, amorous glow-worm of the sky;

Fairer than these, though temple thou hast none,

Nor altar heaped with flowers;

Nor virgin-choir to make delicious moan.

Upon the midnight hours;

No voice, no lute, no pipe, no incense sweet.

From chain-swung censer teeming;

No shrine, no grove, no oracle, no heat.

Of pale-mouthed prophet dreaming.

O brightest! Though too late for antique vows,

Too, too late for the fond believing lyre,

When holy were the haunted forest boughs,

Holy the air, the water, and the fire;

Yet even in these days so far retired.

From happy pieties, thy lucent fans,

Fluttering among the faint Olympians,

I see, and sing, by my own eyes inspired.

So let me be thy choir, and make a moan.

Upon the midnight hours;

Thy voice, thy lute, thy pipe, thy incense sweet.

From swinged censer teeming;

Thy shrine, thy grove, thy oracle, thy heat.

Of pale-mouthed prophet dreaming.

Yes, I will be thy priest, and build a fane.

In some untrodden region of my mind,

Where branched thoughts, new grown with pleasant pain,

Instead of pines shall murmur in the wind:

Far, far around shall those dark-clustered trees.

Fledge the wild-ridged mountains steep by steep;

And there by zephyrs, streams, and birds, and bees,

The moss-lain dryads shall be lulled to sleep;

And in the midst of this wide quietness.

A rosy sanctuary will I dress.

With the wreathed trellis of a working brain,

With buds, and bells, and stars without a name,

With all the gardener Fancy e'er could feign,

Who breeding flowers, will never breed the same:

And there shall be for thee all soft delight.

That shadowy thought can win,

A bright torch, and a casement ope at night,

To let the warm Love in!

[GregsRed]

Guys, TOFTT is noble and will earn you points on the board but you have share the knowledge that you have gained from the experience. We don't need the sordid detail but we need info that will tell us if the gal is suited to us or not.

Best from Nashville, Greg.

I was doing that for about a month and reached a point where I got sick of it. Took me 4 months to get back on that horse. Who was it that was the terrible TOFTT? You can PM it to me, want to make sure I stay away.

[Member #4906]

I finally saw Nadia. Paid for the hour, it lasted 30 minutes. Would consider seeing her again though. PM me for any more details.

I saw her a couple weeks ago. Very sweet and easy to set up appointment. Paid for 30 min plus tip. Would repeat since there is not much to do out in the hermitage area where I work.

PM for more details if you wish.

[Member #4906]

Anyone know anything about this place? Been advertising on BP lately. Used to see them in the regular massage section. Now in the body rubs. Could be fun but can't tell. Might have toftt.

Www.jadelotusnashville.com

[HornyGoatWeed]

I texted and haven't had the time to follow up with a phone call to schedule. She seemed pretty adamant in her response about no texts so I assume there is a menu and a happy time to be had with her. If you take the plunge, please review. I just had a terrible TOFFT (review posted recently) and still need some recovery time before I get back on the TOFFT horse again.

I was doing that for about a month and reached a point where I got sick of it. Took me 4 months to get back on that horse. Who was it that was the terrible TOFTT? You can PM it to me, want to make sure I stay away.

[BoogerEater]

http://nashville.craigslist.org/thp/3628409701.html

Went to this place for the second time today, just to make sure. Turns out, it's another one of those "facilitator" places. Good massage, .6 for the hour, but the girl waits at the door to guilt-trip you into leaving a tip. She balked at. 2, so ended up giving. 3 for self-service. Why are all of these places like this now? How do they stay in business? Rent must be high, I don't see how they can afford to keep the doors open. Man, what ever happened to the good old days? Anyone remember Dawn's Whirlpool? *sigh*

[RichardHead57]

Anyone seen this one? Looks like fun.

http://nashville.backpage.com/BodyRu...eds-34/7177179

I texted and haven't had the time to follow up with a phone call to schedule. She seemed pretty adamant in her response about no texts so I assume there is a menu and a happy time to be had with her. If you take the plunge, please review. I just had a terrible TOFFT (review posted recently) and still need some recovery time before I get back on the TOFFT horse again.

[Max1201]

Anyone seen this one? Looks like fun.

http://nashville.backpage.com/BodyRu...eds-34/7177179

[HarryManback]

I think they reel you in with the hint of something greater. That's why they keep advertising in the Adult Section. Don't know how much repeat business they get when you don't get anything except a massage.

Agreed, two visits were enough for me to figure out their game. This was before I had found this forum. I can't immagine they would see too much repeat business. By the way, for those who have tried these cock teases, did anyone else get the sense that they were working for some sort of "massage pimp"? Their text message correspondence were very "canned" and seemed somewhat automated. I think I remember one of the girls mentioning that they had someone else setting up the appointments. Anyway if this were the case, I would kind of have to give the guy some credit. Cheap apartment + cell phone + cute, non-ambitious girls who are fed a steady diet of opioid pills + sexy BP ad = $$$$. The risk is pretty low, and there will always be enough newcomers to keep them busy. Who ever is in charge, and I don't think its those girls, is probably making some pretty good money. Just saying.

[Jeepster1]

This week won't work for me to see the mobile muffin [insert sad face here].

Could you maybe get a snapshot of Ashley's superior boobage to share with your pals here?

If you aren't too keen on your camera skills, perhaps bobjones could get a few exciting pix for us through the windows of the RV?

-Jeepster1.

Ashley told me that this Friday will be her last day in this area for several weeks. I hope she comes back, but you never know. If you have any interest in a meeting, book now.

http://nashville.backpage.com/BodyRu...ded-24/7066764

[Chiatrimmer]

Ashley told me that this Friday will be her last day in this area for several weeks. I hope she comes back, but you never know. If you have any interest in a meeting, book now.

http://nashville.backpage.com/BodyRu...ded-24/7066764

[BobJones2011]

Why would you review and recommend a massage provider who only gives a massage on this site? And with an ad so misleading in content as well as placement-it really pisses me off! Purposely creating the impression that you will deliver something in order to charge higher prices then not delivering the implied product / service is fraud. Certainly, that isn't actionable is this situation with an illegal service-but they are cheats just the same. Worse. And they should not get a good review to help reward their misdeeds.

JakeB: I feel the pain LOL! But that is whay this forum is so valuable; they have been well reviewed / discussed regarding their service or LACK of service. They work under the guise that they are practicing for a LMT license under a real practioner. Who the fuck knows but I am not paying 100 bucks for that bullshit.

[Gibson1970]

Did you tell her that the body rub posting was misleading? If people kept coming to my flower store looking for nails, I may have to change my advertising tactics. Or maybe I'm trying to fool them in to settling for flowers when I really know they want nails?

I think they reel you in with the hint of something greater. That's why they keep advertising in the Adult Section. Don't know how much repeat business they get when you don't get anything except a massage.

[JakeB69]

Did you tell her that the body rub posting was misleading? If people kept coming to my flower store looking for nails, I may have to change my advertising tactics. Or maybe I'm trying to fool them in to settling for flowers when I really know they want nails?

Why would you review and recommend a massage provider who only gives a massage on this site? And with an ad so misleading in content as well as placement-it really pisses me off! Purposely creating the impression that you will deliver something in order to charge higher prices then not delivering the implied product / service is fraud. Certainly, that isn't actionable is this situation with an illegal service-but they are cheats just the same. Worse. And they should not get a good review to help reward their misdeeds.