Massage Parlor Reports

[JakeB69]

Did you tell her that the body rub posting was misleading? If people kept coming to my flower store looking for nails, I may have to change my advertising tactics. Or maybe I'm trying to fool them in to settling for flowers when I really know they want nails?

Why would you review and recommend a massage provider who only gives a massage on this site? And with an ad so misleading in content as well as placement-it really pisses me off! Purposely creating the impression that you will deliver something in order to charge higher prices then not delivering the implied product / service is fraud. Certainly, that isn't actionable is this situation with an illegal service-but they are cheats just the same. Worse. And they should not get a good review to help reward their misdeeds.

[Hank201]

Went to see Danielle and had a great time:

http://nashville.backpage.com/BodyRu...nly-24/5717510

Let me say first that if you're looking for anything erotic, look elsewhere. It ain't happening here.

Having said that, I got an amazing massage. I called and Danielle was available immediately. I was about 10 minutes away. When I got there, Danielle came out to meet me. Absolutely gorgeous. I got the 90-minute massage. Draping is required, which I'd prefer to be without. As massage goes, this was among the best I've ever had. Attitude was great. Very friendly, but not overly talkative. When I asked if erotic was an option, she said no, and that they get asked that every time.

So, if you just want a great massage, I recommend it. More, look elsewhere. My only recommendation to the ladies there is that maybe they should only advertise in the "massage" or "therapeutic" section on BP and Craigslist, and not the "body rub" section under adult services.

Did you tell her that the body rub posting was misleading? If people kept coming to my flower store looking for nails, I may have to change my advertising tactics. Or maybe I'm trying to fool them in to settling for flowers when I really know they want nails?

[BobJones2011]

Don't bother wasting your time. In addition to being expensive, $.2 for the hour, there are up sells for anything that might leave you happy. The massage is terrible and I mean terrible. The first half of the massage is spent with her "connecting" and she doesn't even massage you. She puts her hands under your head while you just lay there. I've had a lot of massages over the years and I would put this near the bottom. Think Murfreesboro girls' quality and then cut that in half; it's that bad. The icing on the cake, Lauren has bad personal hygiene. She smells like a mix of mothballs and weird herbal incense topped off with bad breath. Her hands are very calloused; there was no way I was going to swing for a HE with those sand paper grits. I'm pretty easy going and I don't normally write terrible reviews, but I'd rather have a root canal than go through that experience again.

http://nashville.backpage.com/Therap...age-50/7171874

LOL RichardHead if you keep writing honest reviews you may get a repuation like me, oh no LOL! But I certainly appreciate your candor because it saved me a $.50. I have been talking to this gal for awhile now and was waiting for someone else TOFTT. She talks a very good game so thanks again and I am sorry you wasted time and money. If you need recommendations please PM me.

BobJones2011

[JakeB69]

http://nashville.backpage.com/Therap...4-0178/6928159

Yes, that's her.

[ElGallo1984]

Went to see Danielle and had a great time:

http://nashville.backpage.com/BodyRu...nly-24/5717510

Let me say first that if you're looking for anything erotic, look elsewhere. It ain't happening here.

Having said that, I got an amazing massage. I called and Danielle was available immediately. I was about 10 minutes away. When I got there, Danielle came out to meet me. Absolutely gorgeous. I got the 90-minute massage. Draping is required, which I'd prefer to be without. As massage goes, this was among the best I've ever had. Attitude was great. Very friendly, but not overly talkative. When I asked if erotic was an option, she said no, and that they get asked that every time.

So, if you just want a great massage, I recommend it. More, look elsewhere. My only recommendation to the ladies there is that maybe they should only advertise in the "massage" or "therapeutic" section on BP and Craigslist, and not the "body rub" section under adult services.

[Member #4885]

http://nashville.backpage.com/Therap...4-0178/6928159

I dreamed about Eve yesterday and I woke up very happy. For only $, I woke up very, very happy. In my dream, Eve is a full-figured black girl with nice tits and a pretty face. As close to GFE without actually being GFE as one can get. Better than most GFE as Eve was so personable and responsive in a natural way. No rush; no upsell; (except to say that this would be a little more than than the $75 special) pleasant and intelligent conversation. This was in a nice in-call location with relaxing new age music on a better system than typical; several candle laid out, water and towels-the whole bit.

While she doesn't have a centerfold's body (Really-who around here does? I have dreamed of paying 3x that for only marginally better looks) , in my opinion Eve has other qualities that more than make up for it. I was comfortable in my dream with her and she is very sexy. At only $, I am going to have this dream frequently. I have nothing but good things to say about Eve.

[RichardHead57]

Don't bother wasting your time. In addition to being expensive, $.2 for the hour, there are up sells for anything that might leave you happy. The massage is terrible and I mean terrible. The first half of the massage is spent with her "connecting" and she doesn't even massage you. She puts her hands under your head while you just lay there. I've had a lot of massages over the years and I would put this near the bottom. Think Murfreesboro girls' quality and then cut that in half; it's that bad. The icing on the cake, Lauren has bad personal hygiene. She smells like a mix of mothballs and weird herbal incense topped off with bad breath. Her hands are very calloused; there was no way I was going to swing for a HE with those sand paper grits. I'm pretty easy going and I don't normally write terrible reviews, but I'd rather have a root canal than go through that experience again.

http://nashville.backpage.com/Therap...age-50/7171874

[Tits Mcfloppin]

This is my first post here. I met her and the pics are real. She's as everyone describes. Friendly and all about the upsell. If you don't mind spending $$ for the he, she's a good choice but she is for sure right in line with the Mufreesboro way of doing things.

No way man! For $$ you got to get the pussy not just a HE sence theres nothin happy about that!

[JakeB69]

I dreamed about Eve yesterday and I woke up very happy. For only $, I woke up very, very happy. In my dream, Eve is a full-figured black girl with nice tits and a pretty face. As close to GFE without actually being GFE as one can get. Better than most GFE as Eve was so personable and responsive in a natural way. No rush; no upsell; (except to say that this would be a little more than than the $75 special) pleasant and intelligent conversation. This was in a nice in-call location with relaxing new age music on a better system than typical; several candle laid out, water and towels-the whole bit.

While she doesn't have a centerfold's body (Really-who around here does? I have dreamed of paying 3x that for only marginally better looks) , in my opinion Eve has other qualities that more than make up for it. I was comfortable in my dream with her and she is very sexy. At only $, I am going to have this dream frequently. I have nothing but good things to say about Eve.

[Member #7101]

Dude, no worries. Janelle is definitely legit! Best BJ around! Haven't tried the nuru, but I'm definitely tempted.

Two weeks ago today I was in Birmingham and saw her ad down there. I was tempted but her schedule and mine did not match up. Looks like a two day visit to Nashville. Anybody got any 411 on her?

http://nashville.backpage.com/BodyRu...ore-21/6704981

[LoudPanter]

Two weeks ago today I was in Birmingham and saw her ad down there. I was tempted but her schedule and mine did not match up. Looks like a two day visit to Nashville. Anybody got any 411 on her?

http://nashville.backpage.com/BodyRu...ore-21/6704981

[ElectricKool]

Titty Mac What Up? I spoke to this girl and she was very friendly but she is like the rest of the lame M'boro girls (Ava, Chanel etc.) doing a weak / poor massage with upsell for everything else. What me naked that be $20 bucks; What to touch my Tits $40 bucks, Jack You Off $50 bucks! So much upsell you cannot relax and have a good time. YMMV and it could be your thing but I like a set price like Golden Corral buffet; you go in pay one time and eat all you want! LOL.

If anybody has a different story / experience I would love to hear it.

This is my first post here. I met her and the pics are real. She's as everyone describes. Friendly and all about the upsell. If you don't mind spending $$ for the he, she's a good choice but she is for sure right in line with the Mufreesboro way of doing things.

[BobJones2011]

Man who the hell is going to want to see this massage girl when she has all kinda stuff in her face and that big ass moo cow looking ring in her nose? She looks like she has a hot ass body but all that bullshit in her face don't look good and she thinks she's going to give a dude a boner and him want her to feel on it when she don't make herself look good with them piercings and moo cow nose ring shit!

http://nashville.backpage.com/BodyRu...als-19/6980223

Titty Mac What Up? I spoke to this girl and she was very friendly but she is like the rest of the lame M'boro girls (Ava, Chanel etc.) doing a weak / poor massage with upsell for everything else. What me naked that be $20 bucks; What to touch my Tits $40 bucks, Jack You Off $50 bucks! So much upsell you cannot relax and have a good time. YMMV and it could be your thing but I like a set price like Golden Corral buffet; you go in pay one time and eat all you want! LOL.

If anybody has a different story / experience I would love to hear it.

[Titans123]

She got my attention too but I just couldn't get past all the metal in the face. Too bad though, she looks like a great spinner.

Man who the hell is going to want to see this massage girl when she has all kinda stuff in her face and that big ass moo cow looking ring in her nose? She looks like she has a hot ass body but all that bullshit in her face don't look good and she thinks she's going to give a dude a boner and him want her to feel on it when she don't make herself look good with them piercings and moo cow nose ring shit!

http://nashville.backpage.com/BodyRu...als-19/6980223

[Apcchd]

Well, fellows, it does seem pretty unanimous. Makes you wonder how she keeps going this long with obvious fake pics and weird behavior. She seems to have a good marketing savvy; seems like it would backfire on her over time.

I appreciate your feedback, even if you didn't tell me what I was hoping to hear.

Bob Jones is 100% right about her. I know this is my first post (I have read this site for several years and gleaned wonderful, trustful info-thanks everyone) so it may be met with some skepticism. I visited this lady two years ago and Bob's warning is spot on. I'm not sure that the pics aren't even older than 15 years. She is not the least bit attractive. Sloppy comes to mind. He is also right about her digits. All in all, I would heed his warning. Once was enough for me!