Streetwalker Reports

[CreamCityDick]

Thats EXACTLY what I read originally. Lolz.

If you go back a few pages, you will find DR's writing style was discussed with strong opinion. I think the bottom line is it's just the way he rolls. I think I am understanding more of him the more I read him. I kind of like the local flavor his posts add. Sometimes its like solving a puzzle. I have noticed that he will answer when someone asks a specific question as to what he meant by a specific sentence.

Here is my guess at how his post may have looked with conventional writing style (DR, tell me how close I am!) :

"After watching my latest Sparticus movie, I was bored and horny, so I hit the south loop. Heading down 6th street, I noticed construction near 6th and Greenfield, so I proceeded south to Lincoln. But on the way to Lincoln, I spotted an Asian street walker (and anyone who knows me I always am looking for an Asian street walker if I can get one!). I go on a side street and flash my lights to get her attention. It works. She approaches and gets in. Although I don't recognize, she says she knows me! I still don't recognize her and I think to myself "Who is this girl?". She responds,"Chilly. Remember? You took me to your spot awhile back." It turns out that she is Latino, not Asian. She is the Chilly who is friends with Chella (who many on this board know and like). Chilly has some sores on her face from meth use, but still looks good enough to make it work. She took her time sucking on me, did the job well, and ended up spitting it out in the snow. As I saw my load hitting the snow, I was thinking about how IF she had been Asian and IF I had impregnated her with that load instead of letting it end up in the snow, I could have changed the word by producing the Mongol that shakes up the Ming dynasty.

I would like to partake in this hobby even more often than I do, but my employer (a French owned company) has reduced my hours, not allowing me to partake as often as I prefer.

On the bright side, I saw the tall cop that is known to harass the working working girls. I thought of saying to him, 'Where is your midget girl friend, you tall oak tree?" But he was already walking his beat in the freezing cold. Serves him right for all the harassing of the working girls he does. Pope Borgias of the Showtime TV series most certainly would give this sinner such a penance. I drove off in my warm, cozy Ford Fissure" taking pleasure in the fact that I was warm and he was not. Life is harsh, cop. Maybe that midget girlfriend is screwing the local meth dealer as you walk around, freezing, keeping his neighborhood 'safe'."

DR, how did I do?

[CrackerJack77]

I am sorry, but I have a large problem understanding you writing. Is there a way we can translate your writing so a normally educated person can understand. I would love to understand what you are saying? But I just don't get it. Does any body ever tell you this. If you are doing this so the SW don't get it your wrong. I think they do.

If you go back a few pages, you will find DR's writing style was discussed with strong opinion. I think the bottom line is it's just the way he rolls. I think I am understanding more of him the more I read him. I kind of like the local flavor his posts add. Sometimes its like solving a puzzle. I have noticed that he will answer when someone asks a specific question as to what he meant by a specific sentence.

Here is my guess at how his post may have looked with conventional writing style (DR, tell me how close I am!) :

"After watching my latest Sparticus movie, I was bored and horny, so I hit the south loop. Heading down 6th street, I noticed construction near 6th and Greenfield, so I proceeded south to Lincoln. But on the way to Lincoln, I spotted an Asian street walker (and anyone who knows me I always am looking for an Asian street walker if I can get one!). I go on a side street and flash my lights to get her attention. It works. She approaches and gets in. Although I don't recognize, she says she knows me! I still don't recognize her and I think to myself "Who is this girl?". She responds,"Chilly. Remember? You took me to your spot awhile back." It turns out that she is Latino, not Asian. She is the Chilly who is friends with Chella (who many on this board know and like). Chilly has some sores on her face from meth use, but still looks good enough to make it work. She took her time sucking on me, did the job well, and ended up spitting it out in the snow. As I saw my load hitting the snow, I was thinking about how IF she had been Asian and IF I had impregnated her with that load instead of letting it end up in the snow, I could have changed the word by producing the Mongol that shakes up the Ming dynasty.

I would like to partake in this hobby even more often than I do, but my employer (a French owned company) has reduced my hours, not allowing me to partake as often as I prefer.

On the bright side, I saw the tall cop that is known to harass the working working girls. I thought of saying to him, 'Where is your midget girl friend, you tall oak tree?" But he was already walking his beat in the freezing cold. Serves him right for all the harassing of the working girls he does. Pope Borgias of the Showtime TV series most certainly would give this sinner such a penance. I drove off in my warm, cozy Ford Fissure" taking pleasure in the fact that I was warm and he was not. Life is harsh, cop. Maybe that midget girlfriend is screwing the local meth dealer as you walk around, freezing, keeping his neighborhood 'safe'."

DR, how did I do?

[Wanttoknow67]

I am sorry, but I have a large problem understanding you writing. Is there a way we can translate your writing so a normally educated person can understand. I would love to understand what you are saying? But I just don't get it. Does any body ever tell you this. If you are doing this so the SW don't get it your wrong. I think they do.

Hey JvMan back off. You have two posts and they do not help anyone. The man you are criticizing has many valuable posts and he is a trusted Senior member. Oh yes he uses some of the most obscure references and has his own style. Hard to read? Sure. Sometimes impossible to figure out. Yes I will give you that. But he reports valuable information which is far better that you.

You do not have to read anyone on this forum. Learn how to enable the ignore filter if you do not want to see someones posts.

Now go out and hit the streets, write some reports and show us how it is supposed to be done. Lead by example.

[JvMan]

I am sorry, but I have a large problem understanding you writing. Is there a way we can translate your writing so a normally educated person can understand. I would love to understand what you are saying? But I just don't get it. Does any body ever tell you this. If you are doing this so the SW don't get it your wrong. I think they do.

Time: 1amish run or so.

So I was bored after KOing my latest Sppataaaaacus War of damned E4 and my tool was throobing for some action. So I head out. And due to some construction crap I saw on 6th. I decide to go to L 1st. And as I was heading to L. I see a azn hooker :O :O :O. I was like yes reminds me of my Mongolian hooker in MIA named Tina. So I go into a side street and flash lights as she was passing back. She comes up. Do the check and she jumps in. And she says to me I know you. I was like smell power who is this girl. To which she responds "Chilly. Rem you took me back to your spot a while back".

So she is not a azn hooker but a LSW and our fav. Chella's pal Chilly =D. Got a little breakout due to her meds from neighbor hood chemist. But thats ok.

Took her time doing the deed and gave death to the unborns in freezing hit againt snow = (. I was so sad. That one could have been the Mongol to shake Ming dynasty.)

Fuck the French as they cut the hours and do not support my deranged lifestyle.

On the fun note: I saw the tall piggy who harrases on the walking girls. I thought of saying where's your midget gf you tall oak tree? But then he was already walking in cold. I think holy Pope Borgias is making the sinner pay for the sins alrdy. LOL; as I drove off in my warm cozy Ford fission thanking the GODS. Life is harsh piggies perhsp your gf is mounting that chemist as you baby sit his house.

[RndmFF]

Well I was out on the south side around 4-6p today and there was absolutely nothing out. I was waiting back on a few phone calls / texts so I had the chance to make multiple loops and didn't see anything walking.

[WaukeshaBrad]

Cruised the South stroll today. LE out like crazy. Saw Mya on 6th picked her up but she said she didn't have time. Said its her bday and she was headed to her spot to pick up celebrate etc. Got digits for later in the week. I missed her always a great time. Saw a few others out a decent looking brunette on GF. Was gone by the time I circled. Drive to the North stroll saw one BSW that looked waaaaaay too young. A few trannys too. Gross! Be careful out there haters were out in full force on the South side. Going to do a few rounds tonight and see if I can find something to get into.

[WillowRut]

I am not saying the sting didn't happen, but had sse a few out on Friday. Decided on Jessica at a room she had near the Airport.

Had a good time with her. Cost me. 2 and got it all. Saw Chella out and, and saw afew others at about 24th and G. Didn't seem to be a problem. A few BSW were on N. And looked pretty hard core. I t hard to tell if the providers are thin or fat or big chested with all the clothing on. So got to get them off.

I talked to a friend of mine who works in the Milwaukee County jail downtown and she told me on Wednesday the MPD pretty much cleaned the streets of working girls in a sting. It might be slim pickings out there for awhile.

[DarkRaijin]

Time: 1amish run or so.

So I was bored after KOing my latest Sppataaaaacus War of damned E4 and my tool was throobing for some action. So I head out. And due to some construction crap I saw on 6th. I decide to go to L 1st. And as I was heading to L. I see a azn hooker :O :O :O. I was like yes reminds me of my Mongolian hooker in MIA named Tina. So I go into a side street and flash lights as she was passing back. She comes up. Do the check and she jumps in. And she says to me I know you. I was like smell power who is this girl. To which she responds "Chilly. Rem you took me back to your spot a while back".

So she is not a azn hooker but a LSW and our fav. Chella's pal Chilly =D. Got a little breakout due to her meds from neighbor hood chemist. But thats ok.

Took her time doing the deed and gave death to the unborns in freezing hit againt snow = (. I was so sad. That one could have been the Mongol to shake Ming dynasty.)

Fuck the French as they cut the hours and do not support my deranged lifestyle.

On the fun note: I saw the tall piggy who harrases on the walking girls. I thought of saying where's your midget gf you tall oak tree? But then he was already walking in cold. I think holy Pope Borgias is making the sinner pay for the sins alrdy. LOL; as I drove off in my warm cozy Ford fission thanking the GODS. Life is harsh piggies perhsp your gf is mounting that chemist as you baby sit his house.

[ScooterAllCity]

I talked to a friend of mine who works in the Milwaukee County jail downtown and she told me on Wednesday the MPD pretty much cleaned the streets of working girls in a sting. It might be slim pickings out there for awhile.

[DarkRaijin]

So I passed around gf and l area around 530pmish. NOTHING.

Again around 7pmish NOTHING. Had an arrangement with Deana around mid teenish and L. Decent work has new phone. And wants her digits given out. Something about sister is taking all the $. =) And how I always give her less. =) Should I say fuk you ranger rover =). Do your best to jack the prices and I'll run it down the books strait depreciation style.

Perhaps mite go out for another run later on.

Happy hunting

[DarkRaijin]

So my co-worker was telling me stories of how he met girls at MILW bars etc etc. Being an accountant I decide to show him my personal "time value St8 depreciation". So after 2 drinks on water we hit the circuit.

And on L I met Maggie =D. And he was like wow she is nice looking . I called her out as "megan" and she was like "its maggie". Right that =)

Since I had no cash my boss covered me and himself. She does have friends. She does have a phone but is dc. (some bs of was lost but she found the ph again). She is the same girl I gave digits of suggsting she has a basement location.

I was about to F-ing cam her and her friend came in and also ate my tool briefly. And both maggie and I go "skared the shity out of us" lawlll.

Time of hunt: 730pmish.

Location early teens and L.

Stay safe you good men.

[CrackerJack77]

Took a quick run down Greenfield because I was in the area around 3:30. I saw Chella walking through the Greenfield Pantry parking lot. I also saw a brunette (hispanic or white) girl with her hair up walking west by the alley near Speedway (9th street). Not sure if she was working or not. That was it, but only made a couple of runs through.

[Waukesha]

Just did the south loop, dry except a crack head flagging down cars on 6th. And a prego new on Lincoln.

[WillowRut]

Saw only two out today at lunch time. Both together at 12th and G. Both white one tllwith red hair. The other short light blue coat with blond hair. Got a good look at the red head. Looked like she was in her 30s. Didn't pick either up. Went around later. Gone.

[Waukesha]

I only saw one at about 11 am by the Speedway on Lincoln. Tall, long legged BSW with a ponytail. At the stop light she turned towards the street, holy crap! It was a dude! Spandex leggings were sporting a bulge. After I threw up in my mouth, I drove out of the area. Pretty much knocked the mood right out of me.

There is a mexican tanny ever now and then on Lincoln as well, I hope its not a new trend.