Massage Parlor Reports

**Eelectri** · 02-21-13 10:49

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ubs-28/7671320

There was a negative comment a couple of weeks ago about this one and good thing I saw it.

I would not venture.

Be safe,

EE

**Acu167** · 02-21-13 10:24

Originally Posted by Squall516 [View Original Post]

They are open? I thought they were busted like a month or 2 ago? I went a bunch and wanted to go back and then I heard they were busted or something so I've been to afraid to go back LOL. So can anyone corroborate this guys story? And know if they are still open and working? Or is it a trap from LEO to get people to come in and get busted? So if anyone has any more information on this please let me know bc if they are open I'd love to go back there. Not quite sure where else to go, since they were close to the UCF area it was pretty convenient for me. I also havnt seen any ads on BP or anything fo them anymore so I wasn't sure that's another thing that also makes me suspicious of this. So ya if anyone else has gone or knows something please let me know. Well take it easy guys and happy mongering.

I call up there the other day to see if Catalyna was working. She was not. I asked if they had been closed within the last few months for any reason and the girl on the phone said no. This was weird because I knew they were closed for a few days in Dec. Very weird vibe but I have spoken to the girl on the phone before. Decided not to go.

**Viamx** · 02-21-13 07:31

Originally Posted by Pinoboy [View Original Post]

Hey admin, that post I just uploaded was supposed to be a PM to Lawdog, but I accidentally posted it as a public post. Could you please not post it in the forum? Thanks!

Also, is there any way you can forward it to Lawdog via PM?

Why didn't you just edit it yourself or delete the post? You had an hour to do it after you posted. After that you probably needed to "report post" to admin to get a response. Regulars cannot edit posts at all. Read the FAQ. I do not think admin reviews seniors posts as they are published immediately unlike regulars. The post is out there now anyway, so it looks a little late.

V

**Member #6038** · 02-21-13 06:52

Originally Posted by Laharvardkid [View Original Post]

Not sure why but she has my attention. Anyone know the place or the girl.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ubs-28/7671320

Thanks,

Laharvardkid

For what it's worth, I'm pretty sure there was a negative review about her on here not too long ago.

**Casey3939** · 02-21-13 03:18

Originally Posted by Laharvardkid [View Original Post]

Not sure why but she has my attention. Anyone know the place or the girl.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ubs-28/7671320

Thanks,

Laharvardkid

If it is the same one that advertised over here. She is a foul mouthed nasty *****. She never showed her face in our ads. But similar description. Never went further for a meet up. Figured if she couldn't be nice for a couple minutes of phone, then her in person was bound to be an unpleasant experience. Let us know if you find different.

**Laharvardkid** · 02-21-13 01:12

Not sure why but she has my attention. Anyone know the place or the girl.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ubs-28/7671320

Thanks,

Laharvardkid

**Exec Talent** · 02-20-13 21:31

So I do not have to respond to multiple PMs, here is how it works.

American guys (mostly black) travel to Brazil and meet a hooker. They fall for her and she falls for their money and a chance to come to the US. Brazilian women do love sex with the right guy and believe me that is not her husband. Brazilian women also miss their country and get tired of hubby constantly keeping tabs on them. Speak their language, share a memory or two of Brazil and let them know you are good for it. Let nature take its course.

So back to my original response. Do you speak Português? If not, no soup for you. BTW, this is the same question I ask guys who think they are going to come to Brazil and have sex with regular girls.

**Sillyolman** · 02-20-13 20:13

I agree with P. Why would anyone want to try and navigate her bullshit? Come on fellas, use your brain. Does what you are reading make sense, if no then, well, STOP.

Originally Posted by Pbwardy02 [View Original Post]

So you have to speak portuguese, talk in code as a hubby creep in the house as you get a massage and obviously have to be careful to not be loud if you do have some fun because the creep is lurking? Exec, you know I like you and we see eye to eye, but what you are saying is just plain strange. While she is a pretty women, she looks a lot older then she does in those pics.

**Pinoboy** · 02-20-13 18:18

Hey admin, that post I just uploaded was supposed to be a PM to Lawdog, but I accidentally posted it as a public post. Could you please not post it in the forum? Thanks!

Also, is there any way you can forward it to Lawdog via PM?

**Pinoboy** · 02-20-13 18:14

Originally Posted by LawDog17 [View Original Post]

My pappy once said, only you are responsible for your own happiness. Well Maya G.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...esorts/7638421

Has been advertising on BP lately and in her ad says "Relax and relieve your stresses", and "Be Happy","Magic Hands will make your dreams come true". Long story short prior experience with this gal reflect hit or miss happiness. She flaked out on me once at her apt, canceling after I had arrived in parking lot and on other occasion, in an office she reluctantly provided her services but was not enthusiastic. Her pics imply Angelina Jolie hotness. Real life suggests otherwise but you get the sense that hotness is there, its just that she can't stand doing her job so it becomes robotic and completely disinterested. SM message me for details as they are far too weird for me to even write in this space. Suffice it to say it was a nice rub 7. 5/10 but the Happiness although acheived has never been harder to come by or more bizzarely delivered.

Hey Lawdog, I too have visited her on several occassions and her mood varies widely. I found her to be quite attractive so I was able to get past the coldness of her demeanor at times. That and the fact that her donations are very reasonable. The first couple of times I saw her no HE was to be had, but on my last visit with her which is when she was working out of a salon on Mills for a short time I guided her hands down at which point she proceeded to give a very good HJ. She was always OK with some roaming under her shirt with no complaints. When I first got to the salon and she sat down at the front with me, she asked me what I was doing there. I had to mention to her that she was the one who called me up to come see her. She then proceeded to say to me "why don't you just leave"! I was speechless at that point as she completely caught me off guard with that remark but nonetheless, I ended up filling out her paperwork and was led to the back room by her. She has called and texted me on a couple of occassions since then trying to get me to schedule another appt, but I think I scared her off with some requests I asked of her. I have tried to get her to do incall at her apt but have had no luck. I'd love to hear some details of your visit if you'd be so inclined to share.

**RobJob33** · 02-20-13 17:24

Originally Posted by Overboard [View Original Post]

The Longwood spas have to close at 8:00pm unless the therapists have met additional training / license requirements.

Seems the Longwood Popo like to park their cars in front of the spas too.

**RobJob33** · 02-20-13 16:22

This morning I started thinking about middle aged women. A little later in the morning I started thinking about Lauren in Lake Mary, the blonde in Winter Park that always advertises a chest pic and Karen in Metrowest.

Lauren, I have always wanted to meet but I also live in the same area and drive a not so discrete truck. Don't need someone from the mommy's club seeing my truck in the wrong neighborhood so I always pass.

I remembered something about the Winter Park blonde having a negative review but couldn't find it so I skipped her as well.

Wound up in Metrowest with Karen. It was one of those where you know you shouldn't do it from the moment the door opens but you go in anyway. Definitely older looking than the pic's. All grey hair and heavier. Private studio is her garage. It started out front up and her work on my face / head / shoulders was pretty amazing so I settled in and started relaxing. By the time she got to my chest however, I was covered in lotion and she was just moving it around on me. There were many times that I should have left but curiosity always gets the best of me and I stay. Then she covered my already lotioned body with oil and started spreading it around. Don't believe there are any extra's here as Jr was covered the whole time and any time my hand accidentally touched her leg, she stepped back.

YMMV but I can't imagine there being a good experience there or bothering to risk your bucks to go through the same experience. In the end, I would not recommend, would not repeat, and am about to take my second shower since coming home to get the smell off. Possibly with degreaser this time.

**Pbwardy02** · 02-20-13 15:53

Originally Posted by LawDog17 [View Original Post]

What is portugese for HE? Does hubby creep around house? Sounds like this is still a no-go unless you think its worth it, knowing YMMV. Dog

So you have to speak portuguese, talk in code as a hubby creep in the house as you get a massage and obviously have to be careful to not be loud if you do have some fun because the creep is lurking? Exec, you know I like you and we see eye to eye, but what you are saying is just plain strange. While she is a pretty women, she looks a lot older then she does in those pics.

**LawDog17** · 02-20-13 15:03

My pappy once said, only you are responsible for your own happiness. Well Maya G. http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...esorts/7638421 Has been advertising on BP lately and in her ad says "Relax and relieve your stresses", and "Be Happy","Magic Hands will make your dreams come true". Long story short prior experience with this gal reflect hit or miss happiness. She flaked out on me once at her apt, canceling after I had arrived in parking lot and on other occasion, in an office she reluctantly provided her services but was not enthusiastic. Her pics imply Angelina Jolie hotness. Real life suggests otherwise but you get the sense that hotness is there, its just that she can't stand doing her job so it becomes robotic and completely disinterested. SM message me for details as they are far too weird for me to even write in this space. Suffice it to say it was a nice rub 7. 5/10 but the Happiness although acheived has never been harder to come by or more bizzarely delivered.

**LawDog17** · 02-20-13 14:44

Was in the area of SOBT and Taft-Vineland and thought I would stop in and smell some Asian Flowers. Decided on the much advertised 4 handed and drew Linda and Michelle, not there given names as they were Chineese and spoke it while giving me the rub. 1.2 for an hour, nice massage about a 7/10, the gals were pretty and nice and wore jeans so roaming not easy although not totally discouraged. Linda is 7. 5/10 and Michelle is 7/10 on the AMP scale. Michelle slightly younger with nice body. Massage was nice, laughs were had but when it was time to end, it was self-help happiness, although they supplied the oil, didn't seem to mind and were happy to do the clean up. Table shower followed, all parts cleaned and I was sort of left to dry on my own. Not the typical AMP pampered approach. Left each one. 2 because they were nice but wasn't going to pay them for work I did. I was left with hope that return visit would be better. I have had much better 4 handed sessions and probably had worse rubs. All in all, I would probably avoid the 4 handed and go back for. 65 hr one girl session. YMMV. Have fun. Dog