Massage Parlor Reports

**Sillyolman** · 02-20-13 20:13

I agree with P. Why would anyone want to try and navigate her bullshit? Come on fellas, use your brain. Does what you are reading make sense, if no then, well, STOP.

Originally Posted by Pbwardy02 [View Original Post]

So you have to speak portuguese, talk in code as a hubby creep in the house as you get a massage and obviously have to be careful to not be loud if you do have some fun because the creep is lurking? Exec, you know I like you and we see eye to eye, but what you are saying is just plain strange. While she is a pretty women, she looks a lot older then she does in those pics.

**Pinoboy** · 02-20-13 18:18

Hey admin, that post I just uploaded was supposed to be a PM to Lawdog, but I accidentally posted it as a public post. Could you please not post it in the forum? Thanks!

Also, is there any way you can forward it to Lawdog via PM?

**Pinoboy** · 02-20-13 18:14

Originally Posted by LawDog17 [View Original Post]

My pappy once said, only you are responsible for your own happiness. Well Maya G.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...esorts/7638421

Has been advertising on BP lately and in her ad says "Relax and relieve your stresses", and "Be Happy","Magic Hands will make your dreams come true". Long story short prior experience with this gal reflect hit or miss happiness. She flaked out on me once at her apt, canceling after I had arrived in parking lot and on other occasion, in an office she reluctantly provided her services but was not enthusiastic. Her pics imply Angelina Jolie hotness. Real life suggests otherwise but you get the sense that hotness is there, its just that she can't stand doing her job so it becomes robotic and completely disinterested. SM message me for details as they are far too weird for me to even write in this space. Suffice it to say it was a nice rub 7. 5/10 but the Happiness although acheived has never been harder to come by or more bizzarely delivered.

Hey Lawdog, I too have visited her on several occassions and her mood varies widely. I found her to be quite attractive so I was able to get past the coldness of her demeanor at times. That and the fact that her donations are very reasonable. The first couple of times I saw her no HE was to be had, but on my last visit with her which is when she was working out of a salon on Mills for a short time I guided her hands down at which point she proceeded to give a very good HJ. She was always OK with some roaming under her shirt with no complaints. When I first got to the salon and she sat down at the front with me, she asked me what I was doing there. I had to mention to her that she was the one who called me up to come see her. She then proceeded to say to me "why don't you just leave"! I was speechless at that point as she completely caught me off guard with that remark but nonetheless, I ended up filling out her paperwork and was led to the back room by her. She has called and texted me on a couple of occassions since then trying to get me to schedule another appt, but I think I scared her off with some requests I asked of her. I have tried to get her to do incall at her apt but have had no luck. I'd love to hear some details of your visit if you'd be so inclined to share.

**RobJob33** · 02-20-13 17:24

Originally Posted by Overboard [View Original Post]

The Longwood spas have to close at 8:00pm unless the therapists have met additional training / license requirements.

Seems the Longwood Popo like to park their cars in front of the spas too.

**RobJob33** · 02-20-13 16:22

This morning I started thinking about middle aged women. A little later in the morning I started thinking about Lauren in Lake Mary, the blonde in Winter Park that always advertises a chest pic and Karen in Metrowest.

Lauren, I have always wanted to meet but I also live in the same area and drive a not so discrete truck. Don't need someone from the mommy's club seeing my truck in the wrong neighborhood so I always pass.

I remembered something about the Winter Park blonde having a negative review but couldn't find it so I skipped her as well.

Wound up in Metrowest with Karen. It was one of those where you know you shouldn't do it from the moment the door opens but you go in anyway. Definitely older looking than the pic's. All grey hair and heavier. Private studio is her garage. It started out front up and her work on my face / head / shoulders was pretty amazing so I settled in and started relaxing. By the time she got to my chest however, I was covered in lotion and she was just moving it around on me. There were many times that I should have left but curiosity always gets the best of me and I stay. Then she covered my already lotioned body with oil and started spreading it around. Don't believe there are any extra's here as Jr was covered the whole time and any time my hand accidentally touched her leg, she stepped back.

YMMV but I can't imagine there being a good experience there or bothering to risk your bucks to go through the same experience. In the end, I would not recommend, would not repeat, and am about to take my second shower since coming home to get the smell off. Possibly with degreaser this time.

**Pbwardy02** · 02-20-13 15:53

Originally Posted by LawDog17 [View Original Post]

What is portugese for HE? Does hubby creep around house? Sounds like this is still a no-go unless you think its worth it, knowing YMMV. Dog

So you have to speak portuguese, talk in code as a hubby creep in the house as you get a massage and obviously have to be careful to not be loud if you do have some fun because the creep is lurking? Exec, you know I like you and we see eye to eye, but what you are saying is just plain strange. While she is a pretty women, she looks a lot older then she does in those pics.

**LawDog17** · 02-20-13 15:03

My pappy once said, only you are responsible for your own happiness. Well Maya G. http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...esorts/7638421 Has been advertising on BP lately and in her ad says "Relax and relieve your stresses", and "Be Happy","Magic Hands will make your dreams come true". Long story short prior experience with this gal reflect hit or miss happiness. She flaked out on me once at her apt, canceling after I had arrived in parking lot and on other occasion, in an office she reluctantly provided her services but was not enthusiastic. Her pics imply Angelina Jolie hotness. Real life suggests otherwise but you get the sense that hotness is there, its just that she can't stand doing her job so it becomes robotic and completely disinterested. SM message me for details as they are far too weird for me to even write in this space. Suffice it to say it was a nice rub 7. 5/10 but the Happiness although acheived has never been harder to come by or more bizzarely delivered.

**LawDog17** · 02-20-13 14:44

Was in the area of SOBT and Taft-Vineland and thought I would stop in and smell some Asian Flowers. Decided on the much advertised 4 handed and drew Linda and Michelle, not there given names as they were Chineese and spoke it while giving me the rub. 1.2 for an hour, nice massage about a 7/10, the gals were pretty and nice and wore jeans so roaming not easy although not totally discouraged. Linda is 7. 5/10 and Michelle is 7/10 on the AMP scale. Michelle slightly younger with nice body. Massage was nice, laughs were had but when it was time to end, it was self-help happiness, although they supplied the oil, didn't seem to mind and were happy to do the clean up. Table shower followed, all parts cleaned and I was sort of left to dry on my own. Not the typical AMP pampered approach. Left each one. 2 because they were nice but wasn't going to pay them for work I did. I was left with hope that return visit would be better. I have had much better 4 handed sessions and probably had worse rubs. All in all, I would probably avoid the 4 handed and go back for. 65 hr one girl session. YMMV. Have fun. Dog

**George33** · 02-20-13 13:53

Originally Posted by Dazhiba [View Original Post]

Depending on what you want there are several good AMPs you might try one or more of the massage parlor sites. Stay safe but have fun. DAz

I appreciate the reply. I personally don't care for the AMP's but prefer non-asian massage parlors like Avalon massage. Just wondering if there is any more to be had at that location. I have read some comments on Avalon / Amazon from a few years ago. Just wondering if anyone had any more recent information on specific therapists. Feel free to PM me with any info you can share.

Thanks

**Scottluvsbbw** · 02-20-13 00:27

Never been an AMP kinda guy but two weeks ago dreamt about a massage at SS. Was greeted and massaged by a lovely, very sweet Asian lady, mid 20's with smaller breast. My dream was not at all rushed. Enjoyed my first dream so much decided to dream again following week. This time a bit younger 20-something with C cups and almost "chunky" for an Asian girl and my dream was even better. Sweet ladies, not at all rushed, wished it could be abit cleaner.

**LawDog17** · 02-19-13 14:25

Originally Posted by Exec Talent [View Original Post]

It helps to speak Portuguese. Her husband, who no doubt had his eyes on you the entire time, does not.

BTW, I disagree that she looks much older than her photos. Val is hotter than 98% of the women in Orlando. She also is a sweetie.

What is portugese for HE? Does hubby creep around house? Sounds like this is still a no-go unless you think its worth it, knowing YMMV. Dog

**CoolBeans** · 02-19-13 00:22

Based on other past reviews I thought I give YuYu a try. I went to B Sister a couple of weeks age and it was not bad.

Lately I have getting the half hour massages and felt they were a bit rushed so I opted for the hour this time, thinking my mind it.

Will be like "aaahhh" relaxing or something like that. Met a tall middle age lady who was polite and nice. Paid the door fee.

Told her I like the table shower first but she said afterwards, so I thought ok sure we will try that way this time. I needed a

Good rub down on my neck and shoulders and she did a great job there. But then she stepped out and came back things became playful.

And then it went down hill. She offered me 4 hand massage. I Am like no its ooookkaaayyy. You sooo pretty you good for me.

That didn't work. So after the bidding war it was her for 40 cents and 20 cents for her partner in crime. And for a moment I thought well maybe she will be some

Nice young hottie in training or something. Not a good dream. I think her partner must have been her mother or older sister.

Well the older sister went to work on me in a very uncomfortable and painful way, while the other one exposed her pillows and leaned over me as to keep me down from running away. I said please go slow. I said it serval times.

If it wasnt so uncomfortable, it be a hilarious. Kind of look liked something out of "I love Lucy". I hate this to say this, but it was one time I wished LE or that German terrorist Hans Gruber from the first Die Hard movie was taking over the Nakotomi Massage Parlor!

Well I closed my eyes thought about my hot columbian GF from like 20 years ago and bam it was over. I did accept the table shower afterwards only in that I wanted to use my more of the time I had payed for. At least the TS was hot and soothing. Went back to the room paid the tip and got the heck out of dodge.

Well if you enjoy a painfully rushed visit with Lucy and Ethel then by all means go to YUYU.

**Barolo** · 02-18-13 20:49

Originally Posted by StockingDreams [View Original Post]

Just curious have you ever had luck when they post in Therapeutic Massage Only section?

I have had plenty of luck in that section.

**Pbwardy02** · 02-18-13 19:23

Originally Posted by StockingDreams [View Original Post]

Just curious have you ever had luck when they post in Therapeutic Massage Only section?

Yes I have. I like the challenge.

**Exec Talent** · 02-18-13 18:57

Originally Posted by Pbwardy02 [View Original Post]

Saw this lady early last week. While her ad is suggestive and pictures are erotic, 'Val' offers no extras. Works out of her home. Pics are real but she looks much older though she still has a good body. Massage is decent. If you miliage varied, let me know bc I did not get anywhere.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-touch/6860167

It helps to speak Portuguese. Her husband, who no doubt had his eyes on you the entire time, does not.

BTW, I disagree that she looks much older than her photos. Val is hotter than 98% of the women in Orlando. She also is a sweetie.