Massage Parlor Reports

**Past Tense** · 02-17-13 15:49

She was working it prety hard, I just wasn't feeling the love.

I guess I have been spoiled by the golden years of chicago mongering.

Originally Posted by And Again [View Original Post]

She was asking if you had already finished. Since you had not, you should have said,"Not yet." I bet she'd have put in a bit more effort and gotten the job done.

**Noodleman** · 02-17-13 14:17

Hopped on over to Oriental Spa over in Chinatown and had a decent massage from Linda. No extras through, signs posted all over the table shower about the no-touch and I noticed that the door was cracked open damn near the whole time which kept the room a tad cold. Will have to check out other options nearby on the next visit since I was looking for a happier ending. Entry fee was 65, table shower +10, extra 30 mins was 35. Not bad if you want a legit rubdown which I needed anyway.

**Swfan1963** · 02-16-13 21:39

Stopped here this evening for a massage: http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/thp/3621478760.html

Saw Cindy, cute girl. The massage was very good and I left happy. PM if you want details.

**Sal Minella** · 02-16-13 16:47

So maybe there was already a post talking down about Seven Heavens Spa at 1026 Ashland, but you know how it is when your looking at BP on your phone can't exactly read through the forum.

So I saw their ad on BP:

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...an-26/14971886

1/773/252/5889.

1O26 N Ashland Ave. 1st Floor, Chicago.

I decide to check it out, greeted by an old ugly asian woman and a european woman who looks old and ROUGH. They both have a puss on their faces and give me dirty looks upon walking in. When I say I'd like the hh for. 45 the asian is disgusted with my decision. She's already come off as a ****. I go into room and get ready, the old asian comes in and doesn't cover me up so maybe this will be alright. Her massage was awful, she really didn't know what she was doing just tried to keep her hands or knuckles on you and would stop moving her hands and just push down hard as hell to the point of pain on parts of my back. No teasing no nothing. When she's done with massage there was NO FLIP. She says "OK SIR I FINISH." I said "Oh, no front massage?" she replies,"I SAY I FINISH SIR YOU LEAVE NOW". Well ok you dirty ***** I'll gladly leave and go tell my fellow mongers to avoid your shit hole. I get dressed and walk out of room, she is standing with a cup of water and a smile on her face. I start to just blow past her with a dirty look and she says "OH YOU NO TIP?" I said "WTF for? That was the worst massage I've ever had, what a dog shit operation you have here." and I walked out.

STAY AWAY! But, you live and you learn. Now you and I know better.

**StayPuff** · 02-15-13 19:57

For those that dream about getting nude / topless massages, is it bad taste to begin the massage face up? It seems like a waste if a therapist is putting on a show, and you spend most of the massage in a position where I can't see it. Especially if the massage sucks.

**ShakeMySack** · 02-15-13 16:22

Has anyone been able to get the young short one to go for Full service. I have had the really skinny one and she was down to fuck with just wrapping my condom luckily I brought my on condom. I always get the feeling the younger slightly more attractive might not be willing to go all the way. Just want to know if she's opening her legs so I can pick her next time.

**OPIllini** · 02-15-13 12:34

Originally Posted by Silenced [View Original Post]

I'm coming to Chicago this weekend and I'm looking for a good AMP. I'm from Lansing and I'm used to the islands and our #1 provider Mikki. But since I'm traveling is like to experience Chicago's finest. Any advice?

Depends on which part of the city you'll be in. If you're in the Loop or Near North Side, try Mercy at 500 N. Michigan (5th floor; you do need to sign in at front desk but they won't ask for I'd) , or Paradise Spa at 832 S. Wabash. If you hop on the Red Line State Street Subway take the 95th train to Cermak-Chinatown. There'll you find Oriental Spa & Massage (Chinatown Square Mall) , Mercy (next door to a firehouse on Cermak, right off the Cermak station; go upstairs to 2nd floor), Wentworth Wellness at 2406 S. Wentworth, and Unwind Spa at 453 W. 24th. Of these 4, Mercy and Unwind are your best bets for extras. In Chinatown you could also hop on the #62 Archer bus and not far from Chinatown you'll have Halsted Spa (2607 S. Halsted) , Xindy's (on Archer just west of Halsted) , Ruby's (2971 Archer) , Hong Kong (on Archer right before you cross the Chicago River) , and Archer Spa (on Archer & Paulina). Hope this helps, and happy mongering!

**Dazhiba** · 02-15-13 07:16

Originally Posted by Skonsk [View Original Post]

Paradise mp at 8xx s wabash.

In chinatown. Upstairs by the fire station.

Wentworth wellness- s wentworth ave

Isn't Paradise just a HJ place? PM me if I'm wrong.

**Gopher88** · 02-14-13 21:46

[QUOTE=Skonsk; 1679365]Paradise mp at 8xx s wabash.

In chinatown. Skonsk check your email.

**Skonsk** · 02-14-13 10:20

Originally Posted by Mikey Mann [View Original Post]

Moved to the South Loop area from Joliet. Morris is a little to far for me to drive now. Any hints on a good MP in Chicago? Specifically the south or west side?

Paradise mp at 8xx s wabash.

In chinatown. Upstairs by the fire station.

Wentworth wellness- s wentworth ave

**Dazhiba** · 02-14-13 07:34

Originally Posted by Mikey Mann [View Original Post]

Moved to the South Loop area from Joliet. Morris is a little to far for me to drive now. Any hints on a good MP in Chicago? Specifically the south or west side?

My advise is to check out the Eros gals in the apartments. They're all over and a great value.

**And Again** · 02-14-13 02:21

She was asking if you had already finished. Since you had not, you should have said,"Not yet." I bet she'd have put in a bit more effort and gotten the job done.

Originally Posted by Past Tense [View Original Post]

Stopped at Lily spa (Roscoe Village) the other day. Un-appealing Mamasan at the front lobby, paid. 6 went to room got naked on the table no towel over ass. Young woman comes in to give me my masage no comment on bare ass no towel thrown over me. Doesn't say a word. Just goes to work on a fairly decent massage. I can see she is wearing light workout pants, usually a good sign when they are clothed in something that comes off easily. On the flip I find out her name is Sophia. Early 20s on the cute side, thin and fit. As she starts to hone in on Mr. Happy I start feeling her ass and between her legs. No objection, but not a lot of response. Next step is to try and get a hand under her pants, my advances are skillfully deflected as she moves out of range just to finger tip distance. Oil on Mr. Happy and a fairly vigorous rod massage ensues. I'm a little older so her escape doesn't set the stage for a happy ending so after 10 minutes she asks "Finish?" and I say OK then off to a self serve shower. Might be more available if I was a younger hotter guy.

Ok massgae but not what I was hoping for. Probably won't return.

**Mikey Mann** · 02-13-13 19:13

Moved to the South Loop area from Joliet. Morris is a little to far for me to drive now. Any hints on a good MP in Chicago? Specifically the south or west side?

**Silenced** · 02-13-13 17:58

I'm coming to Chicago this weekend and I'm looking for a good AMP. I'm from Lansing and I'm used to the islands and our #1 provider Mikki. But since I'm traveling is like to experience Chicago's finest. Any advice?

**Timmer** · 02-13-13 17:39

I would say based on the services and the pricing, it is totally legit. I however have not been there.

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

Just wondering if any mongers here have ever tried this spot:

www.mr312.com/

It's a spa for men and they offer massages. If anyone's been there are the masseuses female? I saw a review on Yelp where one guy was massaged by a woman. So if the masseuses are female, has anyone gotten extras from them? Just curious; it looked intriguing.