Massage Parlor Reports

[And Again]

She was asking if you had already finished. Since you had not, you should have said,"Not yet." I bet she'd have put in a bit more effort and gotten the job done.

Stopped at Lily spa (Roscoe Village) the other day. Un-appealing Mamasan at the front lobby, paid. 6 went to room got naked on the table no towel over ass. Young woman comes in to give me my masage no comment on bare ass no towel thrown over me. Doesn't say a word. Just goes to work on a fairly decent massage. I can see she is wearing light workout pants, usually a good sign when they are clothed in something that comes off easily. On the flip I find out her name is Sophia. Early 20s on the cute side, thin and fit. As she starts to hone in on Mr. Happy I start feeling her ass and between her legs. No objection, but not a lot of response. Next step is to try and get a hand under her pants, my advances are skillfully deflected as she moves out of range just to finger tip distance. Oil on Mr. Happy and a fairly vigorous rod massage ensues. I'm a little older so her escape doesn't set the stage for a happy ending so after 10 minutes she asks "Finish?" and I say OK then off to a self serve shower. Might be more available if I was a younger hotter guy.

Ok massgae but not what I was hoping for. Probably won't return.

[Mikey Mann]

Moved to the South Loop area from Joliet. Morris is a little to far for me to drive now. Any hints on a good MP in Chicago? Specifically the south or west side?

[Silenced]

I'm coming to Chicago this weekend and I'm looking for a good AMP. I'm from Lansing and I'm used to the islands and our #1 provider Mikki. But since I'm traveling is like to experience Chicago's finest. Any advice?

[Timmer]

I would say based on the services and the pricing, it is totally legit. I however have not been there.

Just wondering if any mongers here have ever tried this spot:

www.mr312.com/

It's a spa for men and they offer massages. If anyone's been there are the masseuses female? I saw a review on Yelp where one guy was massaged by a woman. So if the masseuses are female, has anyone gotten extras from them? Just curious; it looked intriguing.

[OPIllini]

Just wondering if any mongers here have ever tried this spot:

www.mr312.com/

It's a spa for men and they offer massages. If anyone's been there are the masseuses female? I saw a review on Yelp where one guy was massaged by a woman. So if the masseuses are female, has anyone gotten extras from them? Just curious; it looked intriguing.

[LongIron]

Stopped at Lily spa (Roscoe Village) the other day. Un-appealing Mamasan at the front lobby, paid. 6 went to room got naked on the table no towel over ass. Young woman comes in to give me my masage no comment on bare ass no towel thrown over me. Doesn't say a word. Just goes to work on a fairly decent massage. I can see she is wearing light workout pants, usually a good sign when they are clothed in something that comes off easily. On the flip I find out her name is Sophia. Early 20s on the cute side, thin and fit. As she starts to hone in on Mr. Happy I start feeling her ass and between her legs. No objection, but not a lot of response. Next step is to try and get a hand under her pants, my advances are skillfully deflected as she moves out of range just to finger tip distance. Oil on Mr. Happy and a fairly vigorous rod massage ensues. I'm a little older so her escape doesn't set the stage for a happy ending so after 10 minutes she asks "Finish?" and I say OK then off to a self serve shower. Might be more available if I was a younger hotter guy.

Ok massgae but not what I was hoping for. Probably won't return.

Thanks for the report. What was the total damage for your encounter? I'll have to give this one a try.

[Past Tense]

Stopped at Lily spa (Roscoe Village) the other day. Un-appealing Mamasan at the front lobby, paid. 6 went to room got naked on the table no towel over ass. Young woman comes in to give me my masage no comment on bare ass no towel thrown over me. Doesn't say a word. Just goes to work on a fairly decent massage. I can see she is wearing light workout pants, usually a good sign when they are clothed in something that comes off easily. On the flip I find out her name is Sophia. Early 20s on the cute side, thin and fit. As she starts to hone in on Mr. Happy I start feeling her ass and between her legs. No objection, but not a lot of response. Next step is to try and get a hand under her pants, my advances are skillfully deflected as she moves out of range just to finger tip distance. Oil on Mr. Happy and a fairly vigorous rod massage ensues. I'm a little older so her escape doesn't set the stage for a happy ending so after 10 minutes she asks "Finish?" and I say OK then off to a self serve shower. Might be more available if I was a younger hotter guy.

Ok massgae but not what I was hoping for. Probably won't return.

[Nugs15]

Hey empty you inbox buddy was trying to send a reply PM to your last message.

The last link you provide is for a woman a few pounds heavier and older than the woman in the pics. She is laid back and does a b2b rather than a massage with a standard finish. Feel free to pm me for more info. Was curious about Ember too.

[Head First]

Just an FYI. Today is the Chinese New Year. Just like our New Year Day on Jan. 1st. If you have a fav girl shoot her a quick text or give her a short phone call to wish her Good Luck in 2013. It'll mean a lot to her. I'm just saying.

[Fredspy]

She's been advertising for years and years, always claiming to be in her upper 20s, and switching pics often. I saw her a couple times a few years ago, and found her to be cute, but quite strange and not very good at what she does. (Occasionally I see an ad that looks just different enough to try), but then she replies and it's clear that it's her. Almost any massage ad that talks about a chance to make a "new friend" is her.

Thanks! I think I will keep my powder try and reserve the TOFTT money for another.

[Jamz20]

I had a dream that I saw an ad on backpage advertising a body rub in the Pilsen area. Well in the dream I actually lived near that area so I tried it out. Very typical Latina setup but oh man was this girl smoking out. Massage terrible but did I mention how hot she was well in my dream? Pretty sure everyone here knows the price list so I countered with. 4 done! Seniors know the routine PM me with questions. Be Safe and laterz!

[Casper27]

Hey I think its fake she looks like my best friend sister.

So is your best friends sister available?

[Chitown Clown]

She's been advertising for years and years, always claiming to be in her upper 20s, and switching pics often. I saw her a couple times a few years ago, and found her to be cute, but quite strange and not very good at what she does. (Occasionally I see an ad that looks just different enough to try), but then she replies and it's clear that it's her. Almost any massage ad that talks about a chance to make a "new friend" is her.

My large head says that I should pass as she seems a bit too vague and I have found no reviews, but my adventurous side says that it may be a good story at least.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...seuse/14119484

Any one have any data to report on her? I have asked her a few times if she is reviewed anywhere and she ignores the question and asks some of her own.

Please feel free to PM me.

I am likely to TOFTT. If so, I will definitely report back to the group.

[PussyPoker]

Good report. I did recon on this spot Wednesday and found the exact same thing. No way is this a place with extras. So if that's the case why advertise on BP? As for the other new OP spot I still don't know because I went by around 10:30 am and the door was locked (they don't open until 11am). But it sounds like to me WS that you wouldn't recommend it either. And I know the place on Oak Park Avenue & 290 is lame. Oh well, I'll just keep going into the city and other suburbs until something decent finally opens up in Oak Park.

Saw a new ad for a massage place in Melrose Park. When I called the number a guy answered and said that I called the Oak Park store. I asked if they were by 290 and he said yes. He asked if I wanted to come in for a massage. I asked if he had anyone younger than the last girl that was working. He said he had a girl that just started 1 week ago and she was 30. I have never been there but I have read that the last few girls were old and ugly. He asked how soon I would be in. I never went.

[OPIllini]

Yeah, but this OP spot is not worth it, unless you just want a good massage. I TOFTT tonight. My first red flag should have been the unlocked front door. I just walked right in, no lock, no buzzer. I noticed about 5 reclining chair tables right out in front, out in the open. I immediately told the lady at the front desk that I needed to go get more cash. So I could quickly exit. I went out, thought about it. And couldn't imagine that they give massages right out there in the open front room like that (there had to be a private space in the back). So, I decided to go back in and give it a try. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. She sits me right down on one of those upfront out-in-the-open tables and asks me to get undressed. Naturally, I stripped down to my boxers only because anyone could have walked in the storefront door at any time. She had me put my clothes in a plastic bin. She had me lay down, slightly reclined, on my back. Then she put my feet in a bucket of warm water, wrapped it with a plastic bag, and started to massage my head. I fully knew that this was going to be legit all the way. Especially as some guy comes out from the back room and sits down at the front desk to play Angry Birds, right in front of us. She massaged my arms, legs, feet and back. That's it.

It actually was a pretty good massage. And I never did the foot reflexology thing before, so that was a plus. But, if you're looking for more, this ain't it. It's a foot reflexology place with no privacy, kinda setup like a mani / pedi place. The MT was about 40ish, wearing a winter coat the whole time (weird) and not very attractive.

BTW. I drove by the other spot in OP on Madison on the way there. There was a 40-ish plump, below-average looking woman sitting there at the front desk. Not my thing, so I went on to this foot place. Big disappointment tonight. Save your money!

Good report. I did recon on this spot Wednesday and found the exact same thing. No way is this a place with extras. So if that's the case why advertise on BP? As for the other new OP spot I still don't know because I went by around 10:30 am and the door was locked (they don't open until 11am). But it sounds like to me WS that you wouldn't recommend it either. And I know the place on Oak Park Avenue & 290 is lame. Oh well, I'll just keep going into the city and other suburbs until something decent finally opens up in Oak Park.