Massage Parlor Reports

**OPIllini** · 02-04-13 15:31

Just came across this in BP:

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/14754957

Might take a plunge later this month to check it out. Looks like a couple of options have sprung up in Oak Park

**Gopher88** · 02-04-13 15:00

Originally Posted by BadBoyMc [View Original Post]

I recenlty had a dream about this place, its a nice set up in a good part of town, went late one evening, greeted but a nice older white lady and a old asia lady, I was looking for the younger asains in the post but they were nowhere in site, long story short I got a massage from the asian lady for 60 witch was over priced because she barley did anything, was able to get a HE for 20 she wanted another 60 but that wasnt happening. I don't think Ill be freaming of this place again, unless it was just at a bad time. Anybody else been here or can give me advice on better places in the area. It was my first time and it was good at all.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ss-25/14824642

Maybe she should have left her mask on, You would never know. Old are Young. Call a head set a appointment with the girl with the MASK

**StayPuff** · 02-04-13 08:37

Has a BIG stomach and her face is about a 4-5. Price for the full hh massage is .15 total (half for back, half for front). Also, it's a bed instead of a massage table. My first thought was to look for stains or smells in the sheet, but fortunately there weren't any. Your room is also not enclosed either (it's basically the dining room). They could at least put curtains up over the entrances. Location is a block from a Red line stop.

**Angai** · 02-03-13 23:53

Originally Posted by Rak78 [View Original Post]

Hi,

Any reports on this ad?

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...st-29/13333672

I have almost went here more than a few times I called she didn't pick up and she didn't reply to an appointment setup via email. If you do actually go I would be eager to hear about it.

**FrenchPrince** · 02-03-13 19:55

Originally Posted by Maithai [View Original Post]

Have not used this service though her ad is one that I can translate for you. Any ad that offers a 20 dollar difference between lingerie massage and tantra is one that is a bitter experience, or resembles a robotic human-like atm machine. I do feel sorry for them, but this is their passion in life. Doing as little as possible to earn a living. Good? Doubt it.

You have not used them. So what are you talking about, Doing as little as possible to earn a living. So why do you use this type of service and after that you judge them. Hypocrite. I use this type of, services, and I do not judge nobody.

**FrenchPrince** · 02-03-13 17:16

Originally Posted by Rak78 [View Original Post]

Hi,

Any reports on.

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...bs-21/12619943

Or.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...st-29/13333672

Thanks

Instead of asking for report just go there and do report by yourself. It is not investments of your live I hope.

**Maxamillion101** · 02-03-13 15:54

Hey guys, just wondering if anyone has seen Logan Square Tantracita's new girl, Tori. She looks cute. I've seen pretty much everyone there and Yumi and Sinclair were so great that I keep going back in hopes that they get someone that good again. Thus far I've been sorely dissapointed. I'd rather not waste money this time around but was wondering if anyone had seen Tori and could report back.

Thanks!

**JustUwait** · 02-03-13 14:24

Can any one please give me any info on this girl alone not the spot just her. It would be a good help from man to man come on guys its just one girl I'm asking about and PM me if you like thanks a lot to any helpers and shop safe people.

**BadBoyMc** · 02-03-13 14:10

I recenlty had a dream about this place, its a nice set up in a good part of town, went late one evening, greeted but a nice older white lady and a old asia lady, I was looking for the younger asains in the post but they were nowhere in site, long story short I got a massage from the asian lady for 60 witch was over priced because she barley did anything, was able to get a HE for 20 she wanted another 60 but that wasnt happening. I don't think Ill be freaming of this place again, unless it was just at a bad time. Anybody else been here or can give me advice on better places in the area. It was my first time and it was good at all.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ss-25/14824642

**Pna** · 02-03-13 14:04

This place is another Chinese knock-off of Happy Feet (the McDonald's of massage). Some, like Feet-Feel in Lombard and DG actually do it better than the original, but I suspect we are going to get a spate of knock-offs with diminishing quality. I tried it, and trust me if they were offering extras I don't think you'd want them (even at the rock bottom [compared to AMPs] prices they charge).

If the weather is bad enough that I don't want to travel to Lombard, they may get my biz occasionally for the hour foot-massage combo ($35) , but for my legit massage needs I'll keep going to Feet-Feel. For my non-legit needs, well, that's another story.

Originally Posted by Starks [View Original Post]

From my experience in Oak Park, if they do offer extras they will be shut down pretty quickly. The Oak PArk police may be bad at many things, but they are very good at shutting down massage places.

**Maithai** · 02-03-13 12:41

Have not used this service though her ad is one that I can translate for you. Any ad that offers a 20 dollar difference between lingerie massage and tantra is one that is a bitter experience, or resembles a robotic human-like atm machine. I do feel sorry for them, but this is their passion in life. Doing as little as possible to earn a living. Good? Doubt it.

Originally Posted by Rak78 [View Original Post]

Hi,

Any reports on this ad?

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...st-29/13333672

**Rak78** · 02-03-13 12:08

Hi,

Any reports on.

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...bs-21/12619943

Or.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...st-29/13333672

Thanks

**Rak78** · 02-03-13 11:35

Hi,

Any reports on this ad?

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...st-29/13333672

**Starks** · 02-02-13 06:10

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

I live in Oak Park. I may try this myself next week if funds allow. I was also wondering about this spot (and I believe there's another new spot on Garfield near Harlem I saw advertised last week on BP). If anyone TOFTT before I'm able to, let me and the others know how it turned out.

From my experience in Oak Park, if they do offer extras they will be shut down pretty quickly. The Oak PArk police may be bad at many things, but they are very good at shutting down massage places.

**Raoul Duke** · 02-01-13 20:24

Originally Posted by Weed Streeter [View Original Post]

Been here many times, but usually prefer to see Coco over April. Fair warning that Coco is on vacation for 40 days. Thought I would TOFTT and give her temp replacement Jennifer a try. Big mistake! Massage was subpar, but the worst was that she stopped at least 7 times to answer the phone. I think she's a mama for some AMP. She kept quoting 140 and 160 and was describing the girls for each caller, while she kept one hand on me. It was extremely annoying. On the flip, I had a very mechanical experience and left semi happy, and frustrated. She tried to up selling clothing removal and no touch! PM for more details. Just wanted to send some warning though to avoid Jennifer. See April while Coco is out. Be safe!

Definitely a buzzkill. I've been in similar situations, it pisses me off. The weirdest was when an Indy I saw answered her phone and had a five minute conversation discussing family issues while she kept rubbing junior. After she hung up, she apologized and told me she was talking to her father. Crap like that has kind of pushed me away from pursuing this activity. Things just get stranger and the enjoyment factor has been diminishing. Chicago, in my opinion, has taken a turn for the worse.