Massage Parlor Reports

**Raoul Duke** · 02-01-13 20:24

Originally Posted by Weed Streeter [View Original Post]

Been here many times, but usually prefer to see Coco over April. Fair warning that Coco is on vacation for 40 days. Thought I would TOFTT and give her temp replacement Jennifer a try. Big mistake! Massage was subpar, but the worst was that she stopped at least 7 times to answer the phone. I think she's a mama for some AMP. She kept quoting 140 and 160 and was describing the girls for each caller, while she kept one hand on me. It was extremely annoying. On the flip, I had a very mechanical experience and left semi happy, and frustrated. She tried to up selling clothing removal and no touch! PM for more details. Just wanted to send some warning though to avoid Jennifer. See April while Coco is out. Be safe!

Definitely a buzzkill. I've been in similar situations, it pisses me off. The weirdest was when an Indy I saw answered her phone and had a five minute conversation discussing family issues while she kept rubbing junior. After she hung up, she apologized and told me she was talking to her father. Crap like that has kind of pushed me away from pursuing this activity. Things just get stranger and the enjoyment factor has been diminishing. Chicago, in my opinion, has taken a turn for the worse.

**FrenchPrince** · 02-01-13 19:53

Originally Posted by Angai [View Original Post]

That is my problem with Latin masseuse most of them can't even give a proper standard Swedish massage and they have stupid upscaling prices that I am used to getting the whole ball of for at their entry level options.

From my experience Latinas massage means unfortunately fake pictures, bad massage, clock watchers etc. The true is those girls shouldn't even think to do this type of job. It is on the same level like AA services.

**OPIllini** · 02-01-13 18:08

Originally Posted by Angai [View Original Post]

That is my problem with Latin masseuse most of them can't even give a proper standard Swedish massage and they have stupid upscaling prices that I am used to getting the whole ball of for at their entry level options.

Yes, and some of these Latina spots use the 50/50/50 pricing scale for the standard options I really hate. .5 for fully clothed HJ, an additional. 5 for topless HJ (which means $) , and yet another. 5 for fully nude HJ ($.5). Outrageous pricing and that's why I avoid them.

**Angai** · 01-31-13 19:54

Originally Posted by PussHawk53 [View Original Post]

The first one I saw a chunky latina. 60 for 1 hour, blah massage, started to rub her legs and ass under her skirt, found a thong. Wanted 60 HJ. 100 to do it topless. Got released, but very lackluster only brief touching of the tatas. Near the highway.

That is my problem with Latin masseuse most of them can't even give a proper standard Swedish massage and they have stupid upscaling prices that I am used to getting the whole ball of for at their entry level options.

**Eddinger** · 01-31-13 10:26

Originally Posted by ChicagoSouth [View Original Post]

Hey guys I am back here on business trip this week where can find a massage that offers BBBJCIM and BBFS.

don't listen to the other people here. There are plenty of places you can get that. Call this service: 773-XXX-6272 they have a few buildings around town they operate out of.

**Weed Streeter** · 01-31-13 09:20

Been here many times, but usually prefer to see Coco over April. Fair warning that Coco is on vacation for 40 days. Thought I would TOFTT and give her temp replacement Jennifer a try. Big mistake! Massage was subpar, but the worst was that she stopped at least 7 times to answer the phone. I think she's a mama for some AMP. She kept quoting 140 and 160 and was describing the girls for each caller, while she kept one hand on me. It was extremely annoying. On the flip, I had a very mechanical experience and left semi happy, and frustrated. She tried to up selling clothing removal and no touch! PM for more details. Just wanted to send some warning though to avoid Jennifer. See April while Coco is out. Be safe!

**Dazhiba** · 01-31-13 07:15

Originally Posted by Nugs15 [View Original Post]

Anyone have intel on these places? .40hh. 60hr Irving Park Area.

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...40-24/10677853

Ember Garden Schaumburg.

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...ge-22/14354922

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...ee-22/14137408

The best site to get the full scoop on asian massage places is ********. It has the best intel and all the details a guy could want or need to make a good choice before spending money and taking it for the team. PM me for details since I can't give out the site info.

**Benderedundat** · 01-30-13 10:05

Originally Posted by Silvio [View Original Post]

This place is totally legit. I got the GF a spa package from there. I did get a massage which is done with the doors wide open and some wierdo see thru underwear so no extras can be had. Move on as there are better options. The towels provided are way to small and you have to wear a uniform. This is a fancy spa / county club type place with movie theaters and a restaurant.

If you want to try the place Living Social has a deal today:

http://www.livingsocial.com/cities/6...m_source=blast

It will be a great place to go to when it is 15 degrees tomorrow. Avoid the weekends and holidays or days off school. Its pretty crazy busy, with a lot of kids and families running around.

-Been there, done that.

**ChiHappiness** · 01-29-13 19:50

Originally Posted by Nugs15 [View Original Post]

Anyone have intel on these places? .40hh. 60hr Irving Park Area.

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...40-24/10677853

Ember Garden Schaumburg.

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...ge-22/14354922

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...ee-22/14137408

The last link you provide is for a woman a few pounds heavier and older than the woman in the pics. She is laid back and does a b2b rather than a massage with a standard finish. Feel free to pm me for more info. Was curious about Ember too.

**PussHawk53** · 01-29-13 15:43

Originally Posted by Nugs15 [View Original Post]

Anyone have intel on these places? .40hh. 60hr Irving Park Area.

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...40-24/10677853

Ember Garden Schaumburg.

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...ge-22/14354922

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...ee-22/14137408

The first one I saw a chunky latina. 60 for 1 hour, blah massage, started to rub her legs and ass under her skirt, found a thong. Wanted 60 HJ. 100 to do it topless. Got released, but very lackluster only brief touching of the tatas. Near the highway.

**Nugs15** · 01-29-13 12:42

Anyone have intel on these places? .40hh. 60hr Irving Park Area.

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...40-24/10677853

Ember Garden Schaumburg

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...ge-22/14354922

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...ee-22/14137408

**Angai** · 01-29-13 02:34

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

I live in Oak Park. I may try this myself next week if funds allow. I was also wondering about this spot (and I believe there's another new spot on Garfield near Harlem I saw advertised last week on BP). If anyone TOFTT before I'm able to, let me and the others know how it turned out.

I actually did end up having a dream about the place, message me if you care for the details.

**OPIllini** · 01-28-13 21:42

Originally Posted by Angai [View Original Post]

Hi, I was wondering if anyway has checked this place out yet?

I know the other place in oak park was a farce. I was wondering if I should dive on the sword.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/3575314603.html

I live in Oak Park. I may try this myself next week if funds allow. I was also wondering about this spot (and I believe there's another new spot on Garfield near Harlem I saw advertised last week on BP). If anyone TOFTT before I'm able to, let me and the others know how it turned out.

**Werewolf0956** · 01-28-13 16:43

I swung by Oki Doki on Chicago Av on Saturday and got 1hr massage from Yuki. Decent massage, standard finish. No go on the clothing removal. She is actually not bad looking and said she worked at Ruby before. 60-1hr + 10 for TS, wants 60 tip. I gave it to her because I was feeling generous that day. Sorry guys, I usually stick to 40 or less.