Massage Parlor Reports

**LawDog17** · 02-04-13 17:07

I was in the south Orlando area recently and had ocassion to stop in to Hong Kong Massage (the old Ocean) for a much needed rub. First time by was crowded and asked to come back in 30 mins. Didn't make it back but young cutie greeted me and was very pleasing to the eye. Made a point to come back by hours later and same cutie, late 20's early 30's Asian greeted me with smile and directed me to a room. Paid either. 6 or. 7 (sorry memory is fuzzy for 1 hr). Out goes cutie and in walks even cutier or as cute. 7/10 maybe even 8/10. Nice body cute personality think her name was Nicole or something completely English and made up. She gave a good rub 8/10. She put up veiled protest to my roaming hands over the clothes and then left me unhappy. WTF? Complete shut out, saying she didn't do that. We had a good relationship, lots of talk but left me hanging. I don't speak spanish either but I got nada, zippo. But she left me with hope of something more on next visit. Her body was great, she was 30 yrs old but not sure if I will return as past experience suggests promises never seem to pan out. YMMV. Good hunting.

Just a comment for all on the tenor of some of the posts, we all have different likes, some like AMP's some like independent LMT's, and we all have favorites or those who don't like to post or whom do more with us than anyone else (yeah right) , but the great thing about this board is the power of the info we share both publically and privately. It bothers me that some dudes are just bashing people for giving their take. It also bothers me that some dudes are just pimping their girls or that the girls are fake pimping themselves. I do think it is important to respect a girl if she says I don't want to post to then not post or to not keep running shots at girls just because they didn't like you or the way you acted or you used to get more at a previous time. Grow up, you sound like a bunch of chicks from high school. I am sure this will piss someone off but that's my take. As Jim Rome says, have a take and don't suck. Dog out!

**LawDog17** · 02-04-13 16:46

Originally Posted by TopGun9181 [View Original Post]

I wonder if they actually have these. It would be a change from the AMP scene.

http://www.nuvid.com/video/155844/du...for-the-effort

Dude, I have had my back waxed before and it hurts, I can't imagine what that felt like. Ouch! I am sure someone out there does that though. Let us know if you find her. Dog

**Wildbill2** · 02-04-13 10:56

Originally Posted by CanAm1220 [View Original Post]

It seems all I have time on this post, is to come to the defense of these therapist. Gentelman. RELAX. I know Tanya, She is a wonderful therapist and would never write in this forum to self promote herself. Some of you guys remind me of a old hockey saying: "I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out!" If you are looking for a massage, Go to a massage therapist. If you are looking for for more, Go to the appropriate area of backpage.

You are so obviously a fake. All of your posts are promoting tara and jenna fantastic" LEGIT" massage LOL! And now defending other therapists to make it look like you are someone else. Tara and jenna will work your cock like no other if you know how to play your cards right. I have had them both.

**Indian River** · 02-04-13 10:15

Tanya is a very lovely lady who gives an excellent legit massage. I have seen her many times. She is not the type to write a review of
herself on this board. She likes to remain silent and just does her job. She has a wonderful personality and is a good person. She did not ask me to make these comments.

**Exec Talent** · 02-04-13 09:41

Originally Posted by Cute1 [View Original Post]

First of all, just visited Orlando a couple of days ago and checked all advertisements. My attention was caught by Unforgetable Ukrainian Massage.

(one post)

Originally Posted by CanAm1220 [View Original Post]

It seems all I have time on this post, is to come to the defense of these therapist. Gentelman. RELAX. I know Tanya, She is a wonderful therapist and would never write in this forum to self promote herself. Some of you guys remind me of a old hockey saying: "I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out!" If you are looking for a massage, Go to a massage therapist. If you are looking for for more, Go to the appropriate area of backpage.

(three posts)

And the idea is to get a guy who is REAL forum member to start thinking. Maybe.

Originally Posted by Jimhatz [View Original Post]

Well she does give a pretty good massage and if this is her posting here maybe she is opening up to showing the right person a little more love. The ending of her massage did have a sensual feel to it and she does not require draping.

Guys, I am someone who goes to AMPs because I think they give the best legit massages. They hop right up on the table and work hard. I have no interest in lazy ass LMTs who never listen and have their standard weak routine. It seems that the AMPs really are cutting into the LMTs business which is why we see all this fake activity here. I would even bet that it is the LMTs who are reporting the AMPs to LE.

Based on the large number of posts on this forum, isn't it time to do what I did long ago. Tell the LMTs to find another profession where they can do very little and get paid. Maybe try running for Congress.

One thing for sure is if you expect extras do not fall for I saw her on USASG and am going to give her a chance and see how it goes. Support the AMPs. Tell the LMTs posting fake reviews here to take a hike.

**Viamx** · 02-04-13 04:40

Originally Posted by FlRico [View Original Post]

As I was driving on Sandlake I notice a place I have not seen before. It is located at 1233 Sandlake Road. So I go in kind of late arrownd 9 pm. Was walked in to a room after payment .80. The massage was actually good. But disappointing. The massage was over then it wast time to go. A tinny bottle of water and send me on my way. I need to find a place with good looking girls and at least a HE and a reasonable price.

Two posts in two days told you that. Suggest RTFF?

V.

Originally Posted by Viamx [View Original Post]

Drew Lydia. Very slim really nice personality girl. Great LEGIT massage. I did ask if there was a menu and was told they do not do that here. May well repeat as massage was actually quite good but having used ALL my usual skills and got nowhere I doubt that anything "else" is available at least from this provider. I actually small tipped her even though I did not receive any other service. Nice girl, good massage.

**FlRico** · 02-03-13 18:55

As I was driving on Sandlake I notice a place I have not seen before. It is located at 1233 Sandlake Road. So I go in kind of late arrownd 9 pm. Was walked in to a room after payment .80. The massage was actually good. But disappointing. The massage was over then it wast time to go. A tinny bottle of water and send me on my way. I need to find a place with good looking girls and at least a HE and a reasonable price.

**CanAm1220** · 02-03-13 18:21

Originally Posted by Jimhatz [View Original Post]

Well she does give a pretty good massage and if this is her posting here maybe she is opening up to showing the right person a little more love. The ending of her massage did have a sensual feel to it and she does not require draping.

It seems all I have time on this post, is to come to the defense of these therapist. Gentelman. RELAX. I know Tanya, She is a wonderful therapist and would never write in this forum to self promote herself. Some of you guys remind me of a old hockey saying: "I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out!" If you are looking for a massage, Go to a massage therapist. If you are looking for for more, Go to the appropriate area of backpage.

**PeterPiper52** · 02-03-13 14:33

Originally Posted by TopGun9181 [View Original Post]

I wonder if they actually have these. It would be a change from the AMP scene.

http://www.nuvid.com/video/155844/du...for-the-effort

That gives the phrase "hurts so good" a whole, new meaning.

**Jimhatz** · 02-03-13 08:50

Originally Posted by Putt Putt [View Original Post]

This has always been a great board, very active and members share useful info. Both here and through PMs for sensitive information. But now we are getting overrun with providers writing fake reviews of themselves. Tara / Jenna created several fake usernames. Now here is another one self promoting. We all see right through this BS. The way you girls write your own reviews is really obvious. Please stop it.

Well she does give a pretty good massage and if this is her posting here maybe she is opening up to showing the right person a little more love. The ending of her massage did have a sensual feel to it and she does not require draping.

**Sex Xes** · 02-03-13 08:07

Originally Posted by Jimhatz [View Original Post]

Has anyone been here lately? I know this place is mostly legit but I have gone there on and off for two yrs when I really need a good massage and sometime a new girl starts working there and you can get some action from her. The could not read the actual report since I don't have a log in on rubmap but saw mention of a person name Ada. Thanks peace.

That is the one at 1821 E Colonial. I haven't had much luck there. I haven't been back since the old lady washed my hair during the TB. Tough to explain wet hair when you return home or work. You are better off at the place at 1809 E Colonial. Younger staff and better menu. There is parking in the back and a rear entrance at the 1809 place.

**Jimhatz** · 02-03-13 01:07

Has anyone been here lately? I know this place is mostly legit but I have gone there on and off for two yrs when I really need a good massage and sometime a new girl starts working there and you can get some action from her. The could not read the actual report since I don't have a log in on rubmap but saw mention of a person name Ada. Thanks peace.

**TheeeGentleman** · 02-03-13 00:25

So for $50 for an hour I figured I'd give it another try. Nothing. Not too upset because the massage was decent, but will not repeat a 3rd time. A shame since it would be so convenient. Anyone have anything good in the Winter Garden / Clermont area?

Originally Posted by Worldsoffun [View Original Post]

I got more. She was reluctant, but with a little coaxing, she opened up. I've kept my string alive. I don't speak Spanish, so I don't know what "nada" means. LOL!

**Member #5324** · 02-02-13 23:32

This has always been a great board, very active and members share useful info. Both here and through PMs for sensitive information. But now we are getting overrun with providers writing fake reviews of themselves. Tara / Jenna created several fake usernames. Now here is another one self promoting. We all see right through this BS. The way you girls write your own reviews is really obvious. Please stop it.

Originally Posted by Cute1 [View Original Post]

First of all, just visited Orlando a couple of days ago and checked all advertisements. My attention was caught by Unforgetable Ukrainian Massage. From all of the billions of advertisements, her picture was bright, classy and inviting. I decided I should visit her massage room. I travel around the world and got massages almost from 50 countries. I had a very big experience in my life from massage therapy. I made an appointment with Tanya and I was excited to go and see her. I found her place, it was nice, cozy and wonderful like she said in her advertisement. Oh my god! She was beautiful, and more prettier then her pictures. The first thing I saw on her wall. Was a sign that read "only proffesional and legitimate massage". So I just relaxed and enjoyed my massage.

From first five minutes of massage on my back I understood she is Unique. She did massage absolutely amazing, not mechanically. From all her patience I felt so much energy from her. It was the Best massage that I had in my life. It was not massage, it was ART. So guys, who are really looking for an incredible massage and an unforgetable experience, go visit Tanya. You will not be dissapointed! I gurantee you!

Jay. B.

**Cute1** · 02-02-13 21:06

First of all, just visited Orlando a couple of days ago and checked all advertisements. My attention was caught by Unforgetable Ukrainian Massage. From all of the billions of advertisements, her picture was bright, classy and inviting. I decided I should visit her massage room. I travel around the world and got massages almost from 50 countries. I had a very big experience in my life from massage therapy. I made an appointment with Tanya and I was excited to go and see her. I found her place, it was nice, cozy and wonderful like she said in her advertisement. Oh my god! She was beautiful, and more prettier then her pictures. The first thing I saw on her wall. Was a sign that read "only proffesional and legitimate massage". So I just relaxed and enjoyed my massage.

From first five minutes of massage on my back I understood she is Unique. She did massage absolutely amazing, not mechanically. From all her patience I felt so much energy from her. It was the Best massage that I had in my life. It was not massage, it was ART. So guys, who are really looking for an incredible massage and an unforgetable experience, go visit Tanya. You will not be dissapointed! I gurantee you!

Jay. B.