Massage Parlor Reports

**HeywoodJablomi** · 02-02-13 17:42

Originally Posted by QuestForFun [View Original Post]

English = you can understand her when she communicates with you.

Who the heck started using (Canadian) in place of greek?

Must be the same genius that started $ instead of 100.

I agree that the $ convention was lame. But the Canadian thing is funny. It's a good local inside joke. If you missed it, see #3386.

**Member #4700** · 02-02-13 11:47

Stopped by when I was on the East side a few days ago. Had not been here for a few years and wanted to see if the same service was still being offered. Late 30's something Korean babe who did a very good massage and then a little tease before the flip and then left me very happy. It's nice to get a good rub before the tug, as some of the AAMP's really rush you and don't relax you.

**Member #4700** · 02-02-13 11:43

Originally Posted by Gozno69 [View Original Post]

Holy hell man, I have to get passport! LOL.

I can imagine the conversation at the post office.

"Ahh, so you need a passport, planning on traveling abroad sir?"

"Nope, just riding a broad or two!"

"Err. Ok. So how will you be traveling? Airline, ship or train?"

"Nope, missionary, cowgirl and doggy!"

(Originally Posted by TwistedBrother)

I went to M-1 as well. This was about a week ago. Can't recall her name, but we had a heck of a time. We started Canadian, but after just a few minutes that wasn't doing it for me, so I started hitting it French and that was amazing. But then she started rambling incoherently. I've had Koreans speaking Greek and Russian before, but I think this was German, which was a first for me. Then another girl came in, who I thought was also Korean, but the Korean girl said she was Chinese. I noticed she had a Brazilian, which turned me on. They flipped me together and gave me my first Italian, which kind of grossed me out at first, but then really got me off. Finally, we got on the floor and finished Ethiopian, with an Australian twist.

As I left, my whole "world" was spinning. I tell you, this hobby is going global!

LMBO! I'm sure if you get back to the USA, there will be a "Cleveland Steamer" also. LOL

**JoeDocks11** · 02-02-13 07:53

Originally Posted by HeywoodJablomi [View Original Post]

"English"? What's that? It sounds like "Canadian," so I think I might like it! LOL. Seriously, though, thanks for the report. Sugar must be relatively new. I haven't seen her, or heard much about her here.

I believe "English" is a language spoken in the United States.

**Throtbngr** · 02-02-13 00:43

Originally Posted by TwistedBrother [View Original Post]

I went to M-1 as well. This was about a week ago. Can't recall her name, but we had a heck of a time. We started Canadian, but after just a few minutes that wasn't doing it for me, so I started hitting it French and that was amazing. But then she started rambling incoherently. I've had Koreans speaking Greek and Russian before, but I think this was German, which was a first for me. Then another girl came in, who I thought was also Korean, but the Korean girl said she was Chinese. I noticed she had a Brazilian, which turned me on. They flipped me together and gave me my first Italian, which kind of grossed me out at first, but then really got me off. Finally, we got on the floor and finished Ethiopian, with an Australian twist.

As I left, my whole "world" was spinning. I tell you, this hobby is going global!

You truly are Twisted! Good one LOL

**Namb1** · 02-01-13 13:37

Originally Posted by gigaman [View Original Post]

So, did you see Brooke? How much did you end up paying for the massage session?

Yes, the upsell is either 75 or 100.

**I Toftt** · 02-01-13 12:36

Originally Posted by Gozno69 [View Original Post]

Holy hell man, I have to get passport! LOL.

I can imagine the conversation at the post office.

"Ahh, so you need a passport, planning on traveling abroad sir?"

"Nope, just riding a broad or two!"

"Err. Ok. So how will you be traveling? Airline, ship or train?"

"Nope, missionary, cowgirl and doggy!"

Can someone fill me in on all the country referances I. E Brazilian, Ethiopian, German, Italian. Really?

**Gozno69** · 02-01-13 10:38

Holy hell man, I have to get passport! LOL

I can imagine the conversation at the post office....

"Ahh, so you need a passport, planning on traveling abroad sir?"

"Nope, just riding a broad or two!"

"Err... ok.. So how will you be traveling? Airline, ship or train?"

"Nope, missionary, cowgirl and doggy!"

Originally Posted by TwistedBrother [View Original Post]

I went to M-1 as well. This was about a week ago. Can't recall her name, but we had a heck of a time. We started Canadian, but after just a few minutes that wasn't doing it for me, so I started hitting it French and that was amazing. But then she started rambling incoherently. I've had Koreans speaking Greek and Russian before, but I think this was German, which was a first for me. Then another girl came in, who I thought was also Korean, but the Korean girl said she was Chinese. I noticed she had a Brazilian, which turned me on. They flipped me together and gave me my first Italian, which kind of grossed me out at first, but then really got me off. Finally, we got on the floor and finished Ethiopian, with an Australian twist.

As I left, my whole "world" was spinning. I tell you, this hobby is going global!

**BetaRayBill** · 02-01-13 04:48

Originally Posted by AtUggIn64 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the intel, was your massage recent? Where extras just basic or more in the menu?

You can search for "Melissa" and get the low down on her.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/se...archid=2527692

**TwistedBrother** · 01-31-13 23:02

I went to M-1 as well. This was about a week ago. Can't recall her name, but we had a heck of a time. We started Canadian, but after just a few minutes that wasn't doing it for me, so I started hitting it French and that was amazing. But then she started rambling incoherently. I've had Koreans speaking Greek and Russian before, but I think this was German, which was a first for me. Then another girl came in, who I thought was also Korean, but the Korean girl said she was Chinese. I noticed she had a Brazilian, which turned me on. They flipped me together and gave me my first Italian, which kind of grossed me out at first, but then really got me off. Finally, we got on the floor and finished Ethiopian, with an Australian twist.

As I left, my whole "world" was spinning. I tell you, this hobby is going global!

**QuestForFun** · 01-31-13 22:25

Originally Posted by HeywoodJablomi [View Original Post]

"English"? What's that? It sounds like "Canadian," so I think I might like it! LOL. Seriously, though, thanks for the report. Sugar must be relatively new. I haven't seen her, or heard much about her here.

English = you can understand her when she communicates with you.

Who the heck started using (Canadian) in place of greek?

Must be the same genius that started $ instead of 100.

**CigarCharlie** · 01-31-13 17:02

I finally tried the AMP downtown and was very disappointed. Just mamasan and she looked 60! I decided why not (you never know). Mediocre table shower, great massage and no finish. As I was leaving a decent looking girl came in and has me thinking maybe I'll try again. Total cost 4 Jacksons.

**AtUggIn64** · 01-31-13 09:05

Originally Posted by AshMagnum [View Original Post]

Got a very hot massage from her! She lets your hands roam and topless is available!

Thanks for the intel, was your massage recent? Where extras just basic or more in the menu?

**HeywoodJablomi** · 01-31-13 02:14

Originally Posted by Marino13 [View Original Post]

Stopped by M-1 Monday afternoon and had a great time with Sugar. She is very sensual and speaks more English than Tutu or Shampoo. Both mamasans were there, Cindy and the old sea hag. When I got to the room (after paying mama the 160) Sugar said someone was in the shower and it would be a few minutes. She started kissing me and playing with the boys while we waited. She then gives me a nice cbjtc before our shower (the cover was my request). After the shower she gives me a half assed massage and plays with the boys and licks me everywhere. I flip over and put her nice breasts (natural B) in my mouth and suck for a while. I tell her to get on top (with the cover that I brought) and she rides me very nice for a few minutes. I tell her I like it reverse cowgirl and she gave me the ride of my life. Guys if you see her, tell her to ride you reverse, it was by far the best I've ever had. In my opinion, she is better than Shampoo or Tutu. I felt like it was money well spent. Sugar is about 35-45 yrs old, VERY short with a beautiful ass and nice natural tits.

"English"? What's that? It sounds like "Canadian," so I think I might like it! LOL. Seriously, though, thanks for the report. Sugar must be relatively new. I haven't seen her, or heard much about her here.

**Member #4700** · 01-31-13 01:54

Originally Posted by Anthroman [View Original Post]

Krysta / Krystal, Chinese girl from Westland, owns the massage parlor on Wayne Road. She used to work out of her apartment which was right behind the strip mall. Now she hires her girls, and doesn't do massage herself- she used to be pretty good- not full service or even French, but she would get naked and and really make it worth your while. Anyways, she apparently is opening a place in Farmington Hills and has posted some adds on BackPage. The office space is behind a bowling alley on Grand River. I thought I would try it out, but when I called, I was told it was closed (something about a license) and that Krysta was out of town (China). I was surprised that she would try to open a place in Farmington Hills in the first place. Was this place ever open at all? Did anyone try it out?

Yeah, that place behind the bowling alley is closed now. I heard the same thing, that she had a problem with the license. Too bad, because the last two girls that worked there were very friendly, and I always left happy. The one girl was probably early 40's and named Lisa, and she had what I think were the best legs I have ever seen on an AAMP girl. Hot as hell! And what a beautiful face! I wonder if they are working anywhere else in the Detroit area, now that the shop is closed. I will have to check out the Wayne road shop to see who is there right now.