Massage Parlor Reports

[LonelyGuy1976]

Very well, here is a bit of a rundown on some reliable girls I've been hitting for the past few years.

Melissa.

http://cleveland.backpage.com/Female...0hr-25/8263869

I have seen her on and off for over three years. She is a hot blonde with nice big tits, has always made sure I was well satisfied but does have some downsides. Nothing that breaks the deal, but some stuff that makes me always on the look out for new ladies to see if they hit where she misses.

Major issue with her is she's cool as hell and you can talk to her about random shit and she is receptive and talkative as that goes, but AS SOON as the actual job starts, she's all business and trying to get you to pop, which she does for me quite well. So if anything my only complaint with her is I wish she would make it more personal in regards to the actual act, instead of let's get this done.

She got a bit of a bad name when she worked with this brunette girl named Jenna who was hit or miss when it came to screwing you over or not. I saw her a few times as well but she always did me right, but from reading another site and other reviews, I was lucky on Jenna.

Catrina.

No website.

She's a dancer at Lido's at least last time I checked. She started on Backpage as Toya and worked with a few other girls right when she turned eighteen, she's in her twenties now. She is a redhead with HUGE natural boobs, has had a kid but it didn't mess her up too much. The worst thing about her is her face and ghetto tattoos, but other then that, she is definately a delight and will normally pull a few jobs before and after her shift at Lido's. But from what I've seen she's cautious and won't just roll off with anyone. So you got to be delicate or have an in. Which I could probably provide you as I've seen her tons of times. I have the digits but I'm not putting them on here in public, you'll have to PM for that and for a recommendation.

Summer.

http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRu...mer-29/6929009

She runs Summer's Escape and as far as I can tell is just a hand relief joint. I've seen her probably fifty times due to her low prices on a quality hand relief. She is located in a little building next to a body shop and is extremely pleasant to deal with. She genuinely wants you to have a good time and isn't all about just give me your money and get out. Plus for me, living where I live, she's literally right down the street from me, I could walk there if I was so inclined.

She has at times seemed to drop hints that she would entertain a date with me, I don't know if it's just cause I'm awesome or because she's trying to find a man, but just figured I'd let you guys know to see if anyone else gets that experience. It may very well just be clever marketting to capture the lonely guys who want something like that and get more business, but from her personality I doubt it.

Art of Touch Agency, Various Ladies.

http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRu...uty-38/8519978

Okay, so I've seen Laura and a few other girls who don't seem to be working there anymore that are run from this Agency. It has some pros and cons as most agencies do.

Now this is personal preferrence, but I don't mind a hand release if I'm free to do whatever I want while she's going to town, because I like to play with pussy and it helps me come faster to hand release, your body might be different. So on that mark, I give this place an A, because all the girls I've seen so far let you play with their pussy as they get down, and it makes for a happy and fulfilling adventure for me.

Cons, because it's an agency, they charge as much as a full service girl would and they won't even give you a blowjob for extra. It's simply not on the menu.

Another Con, it's in the east side of Cleveland on a relatively backwoods road, so my first time out there, I was a bit worried about it potentially being a setup, or someone breaking into my car while I was inside. But that never happened 3 out of 3 so unless I'm just super lucky, you should be safe as well.

Final details.

Kayla.

http://cleveland.backpage.com/Female...ed-26/12626676

I've seen this girl a multitude of times as well, she used to work with Mary her cousin but I think she either got knocked up or in a relationship (Mary not Kayla).

Kayla is definately hit or miss. If you look at her another site reviews she has quite a few doozies, but I have never had anything but an awesome, cheap, time with her. She will negotiate her rates, and sometimes the old,"Well all I have to spend is X" routine will get a quick, OK, as she has kids and bills to pay.

She is right underneath what I would call thick, she's not skinny, maybe baby fat would be the right way to describe it. But she loves getting fucked. You just have to make sure you specify you're trying to get that before she's paid. Because my buddy once went to see her, and she was on her period, which of course he didn't find out till after. But again, it might just be because she didn't know the dude. I haven't seen this one in about a year, but she is still posting pics and working the backpage. So if you like her ghetto naughty look, hit her up.

Don't know if that's the type of details you were looking for, but there you are.

Asmoth

That's the type of details we are looking for but it would be better if you were more specific about their services. As far as the girls you mentioned, I've dreamed of Melissa, Catrina, and Kayla. All of them years ago. As a whole there is much better talent out there. Melissa has been talked of quite a bit and my experience with her was CBJ and the cfs was rushed. I 've never seen her again and will not in the future. I dreamed of Catriina before the kid and before she started dancing at Lido's. She actually got me to see her twice because her body was phenomenal. Those tits were perfect. But her performance was lackluster both times. CBJ and during the cfs I was doing all the work and the second time I saw her she said I was taking too long. That was the last time I ever tried to see her. I have seen her around at Lido's but I avoid her and I have noticed her being a real cvnt to other customers. Kayla, to me, is what I would call a moderate provider. She gets the job done, definitely likes what she is doing and gives a good BJ even though it's covered. She loses marks because of the CBJ and the phony pictures she posts of her friend that can join. I tried the duo once and Mary looked nothing like the super hot pictures posted. She wasn't horrible but I prefer Kayla's looks better. As I said before there is much better talent out there. Hopefully, with the use of this site you can find some. Go back and read the forum and if you toftt let us know about it.

[LonelyGuy1976]

My posts aren't showing up and are all going into moderation, is that normal?

It certainly is nornal. I suggest you go to the front page of this site and read up on all the policies and guidelines. Then check out the FAQ section.

[Skerts2]

My posts aren't showing up and are all going into moderation, is that normal?

Until you have 25 posts and I believe 6 months your posts are reviewed by a moderator before being made public.

Your reviews below, IMHO, were better than 99. Thank you!

[WhoreMoan]

My posts aren't showing up and are all going into moderation, is that normal?

Yes it's normal for everyone until they become senior members. This post won't show up until someone BTW approves it.

[Asmoth]

My posts aren't showing up and are all going into moderation, is that normal?

[Jayonel]

http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRu...cs-22/10684214

Taylor at Mandy's place offers more than just a nude massage and tug. Not as curvy as Mandy but nicer service. Sorry Mandy. Anybody try Misty yet?

[Asmoth]

You give, you get. How about some "insight" first and we'll take it from there.

Very well, here is a bit of a rundown on some reliable girls I've been hitting for the past few years.

Melissa.

http://cleveland.backpage.com/Female...0hr-25/8263869

I have seen her on and off for over three years. She is a hot blonde with nice big tits, has always made sure I was well satisfied but does have some downsides. Nothing that breaks the deal, but some stuff that makes me always on the look out for new ladies to see if they hit where she misses.

Major issue with her is she's cool as hell and you can talk to her about random shit and she is receptive and talkative as that goes, but AS SOON as the actual job starts, she's all business and trying to get you to pop, which she does for me quite well. So if anything my only complaint with her is I wish she would make it more personal in regards to the actual act, instead of let's get this done.

She got a bit of a bad name when she worked with this brunette girl named Jenna who was hit or miss when it came to screwing you over or not. I saw her a few times as well but she always did me right, but from reading another site and other reviews, I was lucky on Jenna.

Catrina.

No website.

She's a dancer at Lido's at least last time I checked. She started on Backpage as Toya and worked with a few other girls right when she turned eighteen, she's in her twenties now. She is a redhead with HUGE natural boobs, has had a kid but it didn't mess her up too much. The worst thing about her is her face and ghetto tattoos, but other then that, she is definately a delight and will normally pull a few jobs before and after her shift at Lido's. But from what I've seen she's cautious and won't just roll off with anyone. So you got to be delicate or have an in. Which I could probably provide you as I've seen her tons of times. I have the digits but I'm not putting them on here in public, you'll have to PM for that and for a recommendation.

Summer.

http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRu...mer-29/6929009

She runs Summer's Escape and as far as I can tell is just a hand relief joint. I've seen her probably fifty times due to her low prices on a quality hand relief. She is located in a little building next to a body shop and is extremely pleasant to deal with. She genuinely wants you to have a good time and isn't all about just give me your money and get out. Plus for me, living where I live, she's literally right down the street from me, I could walk there if I was so inclined.

She has at times seemed to drop hints that she would entertain a date with me, I don't know if it's just cause I'm awesome or because she's trying to find a man, but just figured I'd let you guys know to see if anyone else gets that experience. It may very well just be clever marketting to capture the lonely guys who want something like that and get more business, but from her personality I doubt it.

Art of Touch Agency, Various Ladies.

http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRu...uty-38/8519978

Okay, so I've seen Laura and a few other girls who don't seem to be working there anymore that are run from this Agency. It has some pros and cons as most agencies do.

Now this is personal preferrence, but I don't mind a hand release if I'm free to do whatever I want while she's going to town, because I like to play with pussy and it helps me come faster to hand release, your body might be different. So on that mark, I give this place an A, because all the girls I've seen so far let you play with their pussy as they get down, and it makes for a happy and fulfilling adventure for me.

Cons, because it's an agency, they charge as much as a full service girl would and they won't even give you a blowjob for extra. It's simply not on the menu.

Another Con, it's in the east side of Cleveland on a relatively backwoods road, so my first time out there, I was a bit worried about it potentially being a setup, or someone breaking into my car while I was inside. But that never happened 3 out of 3 so unless I'm just super lucky, you should be safe as well.

Final details.

Kayla.

http://cleveland.backpage.com/Female...ed-26/12626676

I've seen this girl a multitude of times as well, she used to work with Mary her cousin but I think she either got knocked up or in a relationship (Mary not Kayla).

Kayla is definately hit or miss. If you look at her another site reviews she has quite a few doozies, but I have never had anything but an awesome, cheap, time with her. She will negotiate her rates, and sometimes the old,"Well all I have to spend is X" routine will get a quick, OK, as she has kids and bills to pay.

She is right underneath what I would call thick, she's not skinny, maybe baby fat would be the right way to describe it. But she loves getting fucked. You just have to make sure you specify you're trying to get that before she's paid. Because my buddy once went to see her, and she was on her period, which of course he didn't find out till after. But again, it might just be because she didn't know the dude. I haven't seen this one in about a year, but she is still posting pics and working the backpage. So if you like her ghetto naughty look, hit her up.

Don't know if that's the type of details you were looking for, but there you are.

Asmoth

[Cheetah688]

Alright, I've been in the Cleveland Scene for a long long time, and have had my share of rip offs and so on.

I've also met and had a few gems too.

What I'm trying to figure out is if the girl's Danielle and Cougar do more then massage? I used to hit this joint up and there was a girl named Lucy who would go all the way for an extra hundred, but I have had limited luck at Mike's joint in the past few trips.

There was a girl named Alanna who was amazing and could do great things with her hand relief, but wouldn't do anything extra. I read somewhere she's advertising under a different name but haven't found her either.

I like this joint because of the hot tub, and the fact you can take a shower afterwards and get all the oil and nastiness off you, but I am hesitant due to no FS.

If anyone knows, feel free to PM me, and I could also give you some insight into a few girls around the town.

Thanks,

Asmoth

You give, you get. How about some "insight" first and we'll take it from there.

[Asmoth]

Alright, I've been in the Cleveland Scene for a long long time, and have had my share of rip offs and so on.

I've also met and had a few gems too.

What I'm trying to figure out is if the girl's Danielle and Cougar do more then massage? I used to hit this joint up and there was a girl named Lucy who would go all the way for an extra hundred, but I have had limited luck at Mike's joint in the past few trips.

There was a girl named Alanna who was amazing and could do great things with her hand relief, but wouldn't do anything extra. I read somewhere she's advertising under a different name but haven't found her either.

I like this joint because of the hot tub, and the fact you can take a shower afterwards and get all the oil and nastiness off you, but I am hesitant due to no FS.

If anyone knows, feel free to PM me, and I could also give you some insight into a few girls around the town.

Thanks,

Asmoth

[Rmill1]

I keep seeing this ad pretty much every single day and couldn't find a single review. Anyone has experience with / info on either of these.

http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRu...ere-27/7300751

http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRu...ful-27/6251513

I had a dream at this place, was told no reviews they want to stay utr. Left happy.

[Jd1234]

I keep seeing this ad pretty much every single day and couldn't find a single review. Anyone has experience with / info on either of these.

http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRu...ere-27/7300751

http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRu...ful-27/6251513

[CleveGuy35]

My guess would be this.

http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRu...al-27/11655486

But it is just a guess.

Be Safe.

Goat

Could be this one. A newer posting.

http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRu...ax-29/12453680

[Goat Ohio]

You got a link?

My guess would be this.

http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRu...al-27/11655486

But it is just a guess.

Be Safe.

Goat

[Cheetah688]

My friend said he had an amazing time with no name girl from BP rubs section. She is on the eastside and has amazing hands and a great strip tease &rub combo.

You got a link?

[HungryEye]

IMO. There is no need to pay more than 60-80 if only HE.

Market prices are hovering right 40-50 for half hour and 60-80 for hour.

No need to drive pricing up.

Be safe.

Goat

Reading through some old post and I came across this one and its still true today. I don't begrudge any of the girls for getting whatever the market will bear but I also believe if you want more provide more or better service. As a seeker of great service for a fair price I've sampled many of Ohio's finest and have become a firm beliver that a higher price does not always equate to better service. All of my favorites today are moderately priced and provide excellent value. The moral of this story is don't be a chump.

H.