Massage Parlor Reports

[Slimshady69]

Highly recommend these 2. They are really HOT. Best choice for the amount they charge. It took me forever to finally see them though they book fast and only work daytime hours. Work out of hotels. Start off in nice lingerie, mutual touching, smell great in ALL areas. I am def cuming bk for more you can't beat what you get for your money w / these two. PM me for more details oh and there pics are REAL its really them they are actually hotter than the pics.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ous-22/7688936

[Keanu6]

Hi guys.

New here and have been trying the stroll on 50 between Dean and Alafaya but never got any luck.

So went on backpage today and decided to just go check a place out.

I found Shen's in Casselberry and went over.

Now, I'm still kind of new in Orlando so didn't know what to expect but I like how open everything really is down here. I went to M. B. S once before and had a great time there even though I don't think they do anymore then a happy ending.

So anyway, back to Shen's. I walk in and see the mama on the counter. Pay the house fee for a 30 min.

I get walked inside a nice dimly lit room and I must say the atmosphere was pretty nice.

Girl. Well more like lady walks in and starts giving me a massage. Now, I don't want to be mean because she gave me a pretty good massage but I don't know if they actually offer anything more because I was just not attracted to the lady at all. She was Chinese and must've been in her 40's and heavyset. Kind of rare to find a heavyset asian woman but that's what I got. So I was not interested in getting any more.

All in all the service was good but I just was not turned on at all.

Does anyone know of an AMP where the girls are actually young and attractive? I'm reading good things about SS. Any real korean places? Or just all Chinese and viets?

Would love any advice. I'll be checking out other places and posting reviews to chip in. Don't like freeloading.

[TopGun9181]

State bill would ban massage parlors from operating late at night.

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/pal...-bill-20130116.0, 1187662. Story

[Muff Luva]

Had to finally try Panda and got Mimi there. My dream started with. 50 for a "1 hour" massage and table shower. Table shower was fine. Mimi is very playfull. I would give a 8 on the AMP scale. Got to the massage part and guess what there really wasn't a massage at all. Very disappointing. On the flip the menu came out. Tried to negioate and made the mistake of showing her all that I brought in. She toke it all and then said it wasn't enough for oral dictation even though she intially seemed open to it. My dream ended with a full roaming, naked he. She was rushing me and doesn't want you to put anything inside of her, so while rushing me I kept doing that to her and then right at the end I dreamt I put my finger in her ass. She was annoyed but finished. All told I probably wasn't in there for more then 25 minutes. Tip was. 50, but it should have been. 40. My mistake. I would not repeat.

You fu*er, do you know how hard it is not to bust out laughing while reading this at work, and on the phone with my wife?

[Bjceb]

Had to finally try Panda and got Mimi there. My dream started with. 50 for a "1 hour" massage and table shower. Table shower was fine. Mimi is very playfull. I would give a 8 on the AMP scale. Got to the massage part and guess what there really wasn't a massage at all. Very disappointing. On the flip the menu came out. Tried to negioate and made the mistake of showing her all that I brought in. She toke it all and then said it wasn't enough for oral dictation even though she intially seemed open to it. My dream ended with a full roaming, naked he. She was rushing me and doesn't want you to put anything inside of her, so while rushing me I kept doing that to her and then right at the end I dreamt I put my finger in her ass. She was annoyed but finished. All told I probably wasn't in there for more then 25 minutes. Tip was. 50, but it should have been. 40. My mistake. I would not repeat.

[Squid Jigs]

Sorry to dredge up old memories of one Heather (who I had the pleasure and displeasure of meeting) , but my recent review of the has led to a slightly ironic occurence:

Thanks to questions regarding the Heather in Winter Springs, I currently have three "Heathers" in my inbox.

[Camrekcah]

To all in the Lake County area: The only AMP in the central Lake County area (Not including the Villages) is back open. Its in the same location as the other one. Seems to have a similar menu as well. A review has been posted on ********. Com. FYI

[Donnydon]

That there were instances at SS where I left bummed out. But usually that's when Mr. Papason is not at the counter, and a lady is taking my payment. I am polite but firm, when I address Mr. Papason that I need to be treated special and nice so I can keep coming back. He then shouts out some lines in Korean to the girl. And then I have no issues with her and she treats me well. It's NEVER fool proof. But once you become somewhat a "regular" Mr. Papason is afraid of losing your business. Especially when your paying cash for the hour. LOL. Mr. Papason has to see you as a familiar face and get comfortable with you first. Before he obliges and for a lack of a better words "belittles in Korean". LOL. The therapist before she leads me in the back room. I would surmise nonetheless I still have a 20% fail rate when it comes to "new girl from california" but 100% success if second visit with new girl.

[Wildbill2]

As I am tired of hearing your whining. All of the info you were just given has been here all along. All you had to do was click on the 'advanced search' link at the top of the page. Dick around with it for half an hour or so (Did I see you were from NY? Make that an hour) to figure out how to make the POS work. And there you go! We don't want to do your work for you. Do it your self. Once you find a likely provider, pay a visit & tell us how it went. Do that a few times and you will start being trusted. (Wow! How 'about that!) Another thing that works, lurk for a while and you will find providers as you go. It's easy! (And DAMN I hate the auto correct on this site.)

I told him that and even rehashed some crap I wrote not even 5 pages back but still he's whining for more info. I'm over it. Get a clue.

[Wildbill2]

I think most of us understand your dream info and for years I went to SS many times, then they were closed or limited for a while and I returned. I got a tall 7/10 looking lady mid 30s and did all the right things that rarely have failed over the years but she was cold as Ice and I was kind and patient. She would not even go for the drape removal, kept putting it back on. Massage was average at best so I have not been back. Not very many good reviews now about SS especially from senior members, I remain very suspicious. Thanks for the review.

Laharvardkid

You may want to check it out again. A famed provider is back there, for better or worse. Depending on your point of view.

[Laharvardkid]

In my experience, is to get a rapport or break the ice if you will, with Mr. Papason. I have been going to SS on N. O. B. T. For a good 3 years or so, on a bi-weekly basis, and I leave satisfied with roaming and some bonuses too, including an unbelieveable BBBJCIM by a young one, whose now vacationing in California for a very nominal token of appreciation. This all happens, because after I use a friendly smile with Mr. Papason. And he recognizes me as I have been nice to all his therapists over the past years. I always say. And this is key,"please give me nice girl, who will treat me special so I can keep coming back." Of course, if I discover a gem, and she is still working there. I will specifically ask for her by name, but if "new girl is here from california," and "other girl on vacation." Then I use line referenced above. I was even offered FS by the therapist if I bring raincoats. Just build a friendly relationship with Mr. Papason. LOL. Of course this is all a dream of mine. I wish it were for real.

I think most of us understand your dream info and for years I went to SS many times, then they were closed or limited for a while and I returned. I got a tall 7/10 looking lady mid 30s and did all the right things that rarely have failed over the years but she was cold as Ice and I was kind and patient. She would not even go for the drape removal, kept putting it back on. Massage was average at best so I have not been back. Not very many good reviews now about SS especially from senior members, I remain very suspicious. Thanks for the review.

Laharvardkid

[NiceAndy]

Went this afternoon, but found the door was locked and lights were off. Anyone know if they've closed up shop?

[Quasimodo45]

As I am tired of hearing your whining. All of the info you were just given has been here all along. All you had to do was click on the 'advanced search' link at the top of the page. Dick around with it for half an hour or so (Did I see you were from NY? Make that an hour) to figure out how to make the POS work. And there you go! We don't want to do your work for you. Do it your self. Once you find a likely provider, pay a visit & tell us how it went. Do that a few times and you will start being trusted. (Wow! How 'about that!) Another thing that works, lurk for a while and you will find providers as you go. It's easy! (And DAMN I hate the auto correct on this site.)

See that's all I wanted LOL. Thank you for kindly responding and answering a question. And yea, I completely agree I mean at least from the pics Roxy and Natasha seem wayyyy hotter (and I like them younger too) then either of the Heathers so I would probably try them out first. Does anybody have any good recommendations to see a provider that might be closer to the UCF area has decent tits and do BBBJ? I mean Roxy and Natasha are hot and if they are pretty much a sure thing or if someone else is I don't mind driving like 30-40min to see them but my car sucks on gas (really sucks having an SUV in this economy LOL) so I'd rather just try and find something closer. Like I said in my other post its such a shame about MBS because they were really close to me :/And I'm always scared to try someone on BP because there have been so many times I look up the pics on google and they are fake. So you can never tell if someone is legit or not, that is basically why I was asking for some info if anyone has gone to someone that's good you know? But thank you for responding and helping me out I really do truly appreciate it and hope we can all get along and help each other out.

[Member #4881]

First off, I am going to try and be as polite as I can be without being "argumentative" and get in trouble again but you really have no clue what your talking about and its not really any of your business, ok Bro! I have a luxury car, albeit kind of old now but still a high end car. But since its getting older it doesn't have the same regulations / technology and fuel economy as new cars do. I also have to use premium gas to maintain the engine and it is way more expensive and it costs like at least $100 to fill my tank, especially since the economy and gas prices are so crap, it also costs almost $5 / gal in NY so please just don't. I'm sorry that I don't have some PoS car like most people do and thus makes it not an issue. So it would definitely end up being way more than $10 in gas so learn the facts before you just butt in. I mean I have the money, so thats not really the problem, and I even said I was willing to drive far if someone was worth it. The point that I was making was that if there is someone just as good was close to me, then why waste the money / gas driving further away when I could put that money towards getting even better service. To me seems like a smart thing, also not to mention that I am very busy and rarely would have the time to go and drive 40+ min out of my way. So I asked politely before and I will again if anyone knows someone who offers that kind of quality service and is reliable thats close to the UCF area, I'd really appreciate the help.

Thanks

It also costs almost $5 / gal in NY so please just don't. I'm sorry that I don't have some PoS car like most people do and thus makes it not an issue. So it would definitely end up being way more than $10 in gas so learn the facts before you just butt in.

Fact I learned today is that I'm in Orlando forum page not in NY (where gas is $5 / gallon) unless you drive from NY to orlando everytime you want to practice the hobby in sunny FL.

What I don't get is. If people complain about how bad the economy is and how high are gas prices then why would you be in Hobby? Do you realize most of providers upsell after you step in or ask for tips etc. Will you tell them you have a luxury car that cost you lots of gas money so you can't afford the extra $$?

Also, whatsup with " I don't have some PoS car like most people do "? This forum is not for bragging and trust me no provider will inbox you begging for your money because you don't have PoS car like " most of people " and BTW most providers have PoS cars (I dare you saying that to them in their face) like you did on this forum!

Time for a Stella.

[CaptainCalm]

Jackie is nice and attractive. Nice rack. All over tan. Definitely a bit heavier than the girl in the pics, but I found her pleasing to the eye and believe me, I'm not at all attracted to heavy women. She is straightforward, friendly and worthwhile. One of those "you can't really go wrong" types. Howeversome, she prefers to keep reviews minimal so. Minimal it is.

Has anyone tried Nikki lately (formerly of Joan)? Opinion seems a bit split on her. Definitely a looker but not particularly enthusiastic seems to be the book. Is that still the case or has she found her emotional mojo?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ous-25/6280178

Very accurate review of Jackie. Great rack, great personality. Can't go wrong.

I've seen Nikki a few times over the years and a few times recently. Smoking hot. Sweetheart. I get the feeling she is a little OCD so don't bother if you are going to show up straight from the construction site. As there is no shower. I personally have always had great service but I can see how mileage may vary with her.

Be safe