Massage Parlor Reports

**Luvana** · 01-20-13 22:20

Ohare Apartments are always to me the best for the money. Had one bad experience with a girl who was just crabby but all others you're a king!

Hit up the Latinas on the SW side known for being friendly today. Young 24 yrold girl was to strict and fast with it but did do a great massage. She talked options to fast and didn't do any leo test first nor would she test me before money was out, I didn't play along. Just tipper 20 for the great massage though.

**Dazhiba** · 01-19-13 14:34

Posted this in general reports but the Asian apartment gals are really just a more private version of an AMP. This is the best deal in the country!

Had a great dream about seeing an ad on Eros by Thaiwispersvip and a gal called Luna. Standard two call with general address, then given entry info. Luna's pix are real but she is not 33 D cups, more like B cup which suits her body fine. She has a perfect butt. Nice shower and teasing massage and she responded well to my touch so the "smell finger test" lead to full blown 69 which was awesome. Covered for FS and lots of moaning and her first climax. I dreamt of a pounding finish and them some time to catch my breath while I played with her sweet spot for her second climax. Dream was so good I immediately called and request a repeat for the next morning. My second was even better since we both felt more relaxed together. Lots of foreplay and multi positions including a great view of her perfect behind doing doggy. Luna really enjoys herself and said I did a great job of making her happy too. After I popped she kept right on going and kept me hard for more time on top. I was becoming exhausted and was working up a sweat. Finally rolled over and we kissed as I helped her get off again until she too was exhausted. I didn't want to wake up from that dream and so I'd highly recommend you check out Luna befores she moves on. Stay safe.

**NigelEr** · 01-17-13 01:42

Originally Posted by CottonPanty [View Original Post]

I have already posted this before: CiCi called me after they closed and she is now living in NY. I haven't heard from her since.

I got a call from Cici and she said she is in Orlando. Too damn bad.

**Truthfu11** · 01-16-13 22:14

Originally Posted by TomRifle [View Original Post]

Could you recommend me good MP that offers happy endings? Mostly looking for North and NW suburbs but also can go to the city. Interested also in prostate massage.

Hey Tom. Does your Rifle shoot Darts too?

If you read through the forum you'll find pleanty of leads to go on. As they say RTFF

**TomRifle** · 01-16-13 16:27

Could you recommend me good MP that offers happy endings? Mostly looking for North and NW suburbs but also can go to the city. Interested also in prostate massage.

**Datsurman** · 01-16-13 01:12

Ok. So everyone already told you that tipping for no service was stupid so I will leave that alone. Next lesson. If the chick does not give you any extra attention (I. E. Wash your bat and balls) in the TS then call it immediately! Demand to switch girls or get your money back and get the hell out of there. Switching girls after the TS sends a real clear message so I recommend doing that. You may not like doing it but it is the right thing to do. Enough people do that, the chick will get bounced or she will get with the program.

Originally Posted by Hrodebert [View Original Post]

I was in Lisle for car maintenance and decided to dream at the Sugar Tree place down the road. Opinions here and elsewhere said that Coryo places were more friendly than Cantonese.

It took me a while to get their attention. They have a mickey mouse door bell in front that you have to lean on. The mamasan let me in and told me $.8 door fee. Was surprised at that since every review I've seen says $.7. May be she took advantage because I told her I was there for 1st time. She took me to a room, and Hannah, the attractive, well built and 35ish MT came and whisked me away to the TS, which was done quickly and with scant attention to special areas. That was my first clue. Then she covered me with a towel. Hannah did a very nice massage, taking out all of the kinks in back, shoulders, thighs and feet but it stopped at the waist and continued at the top of the thighs, front and back. Asked her about HE and she said, no, with a little giggle. Asked her, may be next time, she said no with a little giggle. Tipped her $.4 for the awesome massage but I left unhappy.

**Angai** · 01-15-13 19:22

Originally Posted by Gunsbobby04 [View Original Post]

Complete Negative. I had a dream once. Its in a office building and my experience was the worst thus far. They have another location. You may want to ask around about it.

Thanks I will write that one off.

**Croppyboy** · 01-15-13 09:11

Hi Guys,

I'm coming to Glenview from the Milwaukee area. Looking for a good massage that will leave me happy. No F / S. I was going to go to 7th, but reading the reviews it might be hit or miss.

Any suggestions near the border.

(1st poster here, but I have been on eccie)

Thanks

**Gopher88** · 01-13-13 14:06

Originally Posted by PussyPoker [View Original Post]

I say a pig looking for some dirty info so that he does not miss his donut roll call.

Who in the mongering scene would pay 80 dorr fee and 40 tip and leave unhappy. Oh look it's a pig.

Hrodebert: That's who, Left unhappy and still left. 40

**Teabagplain** · 01-12-13 18:45

Originally Posted by PussyPoker [View Original Post]

Who in the mongering scene would pay 80 dorr fee and 40 tip and leave unhappy.

This doesn't seem strange to me at all. I used to do the same thing when I first started. I thought tipping well might cause the therapist to be more accommodating at my next visit. Never worked. I had a lot of strikeouts before I finally found what I was looking for.

**Hrodebert** · 01-12-13 02:42

Yes, you are right. Hook, line, and sinker.

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

I know Cantonese and Mandarin don't no about the Coryo? What is Coryo. .80 Door Fee WoW. No nothing but a massage. Then you said you " Asked her, may be next time, she said no with a little giggle giggle "

Then you say you left unhappy And you still tipped her. 40. 120 for a massage. You need to read some more Reviews. 80 Massage only, I think you over paid to begin with. Then. 40 tip.

**Hrodebert** · 01-12-13 02:41

Just a foolish newbie who is trying to learn the ropes.

Originally Posted by PussyPoker [View Original Post]

I say a pig looking for some dirty info so that he does not miss his donut roll call.

Who in the mongering scene would pay 80 dorr fee and 40 tip and leave unhappy. Oh look it's a pig.

**FrenchPrince** · 01-11-13 19:48

Originally Posted by E6671 [View Original Post]

After reading some positive reviews for Crystal I decided to give them another try. Stopped in this past Sunday in the early afternoon. They now have a sign that says the rate is $80 for "UP TO 45 MINUTE". I almost walked out since my last two visits lasted less than 30 minutes each. I decided since I have seen some reports about younger talent here I would see if it has improved. The good part is I was not shorted on time during this visit. The not so good is my attendant was late forties early fifties. Settled on HEaling therapy for. 6 and it was good but nothing special. I wish Nabi was still around. Girls were much better looking.

I have not taken the plunge with a BP girl yet but I have indulged overseas. You can get so much more for less than $ US. My last trip to Hong Kong I never spent more than. 65 for FS in my hotel room. Mid twenties and looks between 7-9. Shower, massage, playtime and another shower. Could get them to stay til the next morning for $.25. Looking forward to a trip this Spring.

I think it is time for you to move China.

**PussyPoker** · 01-11-13 12:47

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

I know Cantonese and Mandarin don't no about the Coryo? What is Coryo. .80 Door Fee WoW. No nothing but a massage. Then you said you " Asked her, may be next time, she said no with a little giggle giggle "

Then you say you left unhappy And you still tipped her. 40. 120 for a massage. You need to read some more Reviews. 80 Massage only, I think you over paid to begin with. Then. 40 tip.

I say a pig looking for some dirty info so that he does not miss his donut roll call.

Who in the mongering scene would pay 80 dorr fee and 40 tip and leave unhappy. Oh look it's a pig.

**Humpfree** · 01-11-13 12:15

Originally Posted by Hrodebert [View Original Post]

I was in Lisle for car maintenance and decided to dream at the Sugar Tree place down the road. Opinions here and elsewhere said that Coryo places were more friendly than Cantonese.

It took me a while to get their attention. They have a mickey mouse door bell in front that you have to lean on. The mamasan let me in and told me $.8 door fee. Was surprised at that since every review I've seen says $.7. May be she took advantage because I told her I was there for 1st time. She took me to a room, and Hannah, the attractive, well built and 35ish MT came and whisked me away to the TS, which was done quickly and with scant attention to special areas. That was my first clue. Then she covered me with a towel. Hannah did a very nice massage, taking out all of the kinks in back, shoulders, thighs and feet but it stopped at the waist and continued at the top of the thighs, front and back. Asked her about HE and she said, no, with a little giggle. Asked her, may be next time, she said no with a little giggle. Tipped her $.4 for the awesome massage but I left unhappy.

I know Cantonese and Mandarin don't no about the Coryo? What is Coryo. .80 Door Fee WoW. No nothing but a massage. Then you said you " Asked her, may be next time, she said no with a little giggle giggle "

Then you say you left unhappy And you still tipped her. 40. 120 for a massage. You need to read some more Reviews. 80 Massage only, I think you over paid to begin with. Then. 40 tip.