Massage Parlor Reports

[Osmosiss]

I thought I read some interesting reports for Massage Angel. Something about a wild lady.

It's located in an outbuilding in a strip mall on the corner of Mansell and Alpha Hwy, one with Starbucks on the corner.

Went there Thr afternoon."Litty" or "Liddy", a young spinster type w glasses said they were busy and to come back in hour. Thought that was a good sign that maybe all you guys were there ahead of me. Downhill from there. No TS offered. She said they didn't do that but I could take my own shower. Passed. When she asked about what I wanted I replied nude sensual with HE. She said they didn't do nude but sensual, yes. Should have left right then but I had already stripped and on the table. Lackluster massage, I had to request teasing and point out where the sensual parts were. She was in and out of the room for who knows what reason, then said times up. I said, not until I get my HE. She didn't even know how to hold my cock. So I grabbed her hand and used it like a rag in DIY. She cleaned me up with a hot towel. Damage $50 no tip. YMMV but I will not return.

There are a few girls working at Massage Angel at the corner of Mansell and Hwy 9. YoYo, Litty, and LuLu. I have not experienced Litty and based on your review have no intention to. I have experienced YoYo and LuLu and found the experience with YoYo to be very unique, good HJ, weird experience in general and not a relaxing a massage at all. On the other hand, LuLu, is more like what you would expect at Min Hua and more traditional Chinese AMPs. With YoYo and LuLu you will get an okay HJ. Any expectations beyond that are unreasonable. To be honest, I have no intention on returning to Massage Angel as I would prefer Min Hua and other spas over it in general. At least at the other spas you'll get a good to great massage and perhaps a HE as well.

[RedMan0505]

Visited Royal today drew Candy, the basic table shower and FS, about 10 min into FS stop me and told me she had to finish with HJ which did not get me to completion and then she start stating that I was over time but I paid for the hour, then suggested that I use the other provider for $.4 because she was to dry and could not get me to complete the mission I decline and she gave me a half ass clean up and I left don't think I will repeat

[Niteluvr]

I thought I read some interesting reports for Massage Angel. Something about a wild lady.

It's located in an outbuilding in a strip mall on the corner of Mansell and Alpha Hwy, one with Starbucks on the corner.

Went there Thr afternoon."Litty" or "Liddy", a young spinster type w glasses said they were busy and to come back in hour. Thought that was a good sign that maybe all you guys were there ahead of me. Downhill from there. No TS offered. She said they didn't do that but I could take my own shower. Passed. When she asked about what I wanted I replied nude sensual with HE. She said they didn't do nude but sensual, yes. Should have left right then but I had already stripped and on the table. Lackluster massage, I had to request teasing and point out where the sensual parts were. She was in and out of the room for who knows what reason, then said times up. I said, not until I get my HE. She didn't even know how to hold my cock. So I grabbed her hand and used it like a rag in DIY. She cleaned me up with a hot towel. Damage $50 no tip. YMMV but I will not return.

Nice report. Good to know that's there's a HE possibility on that end of town. Hope in the future that other girls at the AMP would do a better job. Not an excuse but, having been to China and having seen how the post-Commie corporate culture is and how older Chinese women have been brought up, it's no wonder that they can't give a quality HE. They were taught to open their legs, be mounted and boned, then the guy dismounts and she wipes his dick with a rag. Chinese dudes dominated with the older generation of women and the average woman was lucky to bust a lady nut during a fuck session with her hubby. Most never learned how to be truly sexy and sensual. That, and the lack of a quality dental plan makes most of them undesirable.

[OnyxRain]

LOL. I know that's right.

She would probably be even more mad if she found out you were trafficking old Chinese ladies.

The export guy in Shanghai must be having a two for one special.

[Dudeatl]

When I hear local resident, I almost always get the sense that some guy used his credit card and got busted by his wife. I can bet my wife would do that if she ever found out about my hobby.

She would probably be even more mad if she found out you were trafficking old Chinese ladies.

The export guy in Shanghai must be having a two for one special.

[Ros Coming]

I thought I read some interesting reports for Massage Angel. Something about a wild lady.

It's located in an outbuilding in a strip mall on the corner of Mansell and Alpha Hwy, one with Starbucks on the corner.

Went there Thr afternoon."Litty" or "Liddy", a young spinster type w glasses said they were busy and to come back in hour. Thought that was a good sign that maybe all you guys were there ahead of me. Downhill from there. No TS offered. She said they didn't do that but I could take my own shower. Passed. When she asked about what I wanted I replied nude sensual with HE. She said they didn't do nude but sensual, yes. Should have left right then but I had already stripped and on the table. Lackluster massage, I had to request teasing and point out where the sensual parts were. She was in and out of the room for who knows what reason, then said times up. I said, not until I get my HE. She didn't even know how to hold my cock. So I grabbed her hand and used it like a rag in DIY. She cleaned me up with a hot towel. Damage $50 no tip. YMMV but I will not return.

[StarFleet]

Some AMPs are smart enough to set up their CC account such that the name on one's credit card bill shows up as something generic that wouldn't arouse suspicion by a spousal unit. I would hate to have "China Annie's Suckie Fuckie Emporium" show up on my CC bill.

"China Annie's Suckie Fuckie Emporium" gave me the best laugh of my day. Thank you.

[OnyxRain]

LOL. True indeed. Some will have "massage" in the name though, which is enough to raise some eyebrows.

Some AMPs are smart enough to set up their CC account such that the name on one's credit card bill shows up as something generic that wouldn't arouse suspicion by a spousal unit. I would hate to have "China Annie's Suckie Fuckie Emporium" show up on my CC bill.

[Niteluvr]

When I hear local resident, I almost always get the sense that some guy used his credit card and got busted by his wife. I can bet my wife would do that if she ever found out about my hobby.

Some AMPs are smart enough to set up their CC account such that the name on one's credit card bill shows up as something generic that wouldn't arouse suspicion by a spousal unit. I would hate to have "China Annie's Suckie Fuckie Emporium" show up on my CC bill.

[Niteluvr]

I concur with your point #3 and might I add that a "captain save a ho" asswipe might have been trying to convert one or more of the girls into a wife and was laughed out of the building. So in an enraged fit he reported to LE the illegal goings on at the spa.

I do feel sorry for anyone whose goal is to try to turn a working girl into a housewife. Working girls aren't exactly quality women. I really wish I could have a convo with the alleged citizen who complained.

[Niteluvr]

Anyone else notice the unintended irony?

I didn't want to re-copy my posts that you quoted, but I didn't see any irony.

[Sungtongs]

I agree, it is time for you to contribute. Continue your quest for those two massage girls who are 10s and provide an outstanding HJ. Hint: You won't find anything even close to that scenario on Buford Highway.

Yeah, I didn't expect that at BH. Nor do I expect to find that anywhere. That's the just holy grail that we foolishly chase. I am, however, going to make a Cheshire Bridge stopover this weekend to see what they have going on.

[Zipper34]

Anyone else notice the unintended irony?

I see it, LOL.

[PWhipped]

Truer words have never been spoken. I definitely agree. With Majesty, YMM (will Definitely) V. I just am not sure what factor makes the difference. $$$, vibe, or what.

Onyx,

I do belive it is Vibe, knowlege of the boards and first impression. $ was not the reason with me. I was shocked to see the first report saying she was not good. But the way some guys talk or treat the ladies could be the reason of her various sessions. And who knows, maybe she just has good and bad days and shows it to the extreme.

Wet Dreams, PW

[Fengzi]

Anyone else notice the unintended irony?

or, he got a really shitty HJ and decided as retribution to try to get the place shut down.

Seriously thinking of playing a prank at one of the AMPs. Can't decide if it should be at a Chinese or Korean parlor but the idea is to do it at an AMP we mongers collectively dislike the most. No, it's not going to be an upper decker and no, can't tell you what it is, at least right now. Am hoping someone will discover what happened after the fact by posting here. Meanwhile, either reply back to this post or PM me with your top two least favorite AMPs.

In the spirit of giving, NL

A guy who roughs up a woman for no reason is a pussy and I refer to them as pimps; however, a monger who exacts revenge for being ripped off is a quite honorable fella.