Massage Parlor Reports

[Ros Coming]

I thought I read some interesting reports for Massage Angel. Something about a wild lady.

It's located in an outbuilding in a strip mall on the corner of Mansell and Alpha Hwy, one with Starbucks on the corner.

Went there Thr afternoon."Litty" or "Liddy", a young spinster type w glasses said they were busy and to come back in hour. Thought that was a good sign that maybe all you guys were there ahead of me. Downhill from there. No TS offered. She said they didn't do that but I could take my own shower. Passed. When she asked about what I wanted I replied nude sensual with HE. She said they didn't do nude but sensual, yes. Should have left right then but I had already stripped and on the table. Lackluster massage, I had to request teasing and point out where the sensual parts were. She was in and out of the room for who knows what reason, then said times up. I said, not until I get my HE. She didn't even know how to hold my cock. So I grabbed her hand and used it like a rag in DIY. She cleaned me up with a hot towel. Damage $50 no tip. YMMV but I will not return.

[StarFleet]

Some AMPs are smart enough to set up their CC account such that the name on one's credit card bill shows up as something generic that wouldn't arouse suspicion by a spousal unit. I would hate to have "China Annie's Suckie Fuckie Emporium" show up on my CC bill.

"China Annie's Suckie Fuckie Emporium" gave me the best laugh of my day. Thank you.

[OnyxRain]

LOL. True indeed. Some will have "massage" in the name though, which is enough to raise some eyebrows.

Some AMPs are smart enough to set up their CC account such that the name on one's credit card bill shows up as something generic that wouldn't arouse suspicion by a spousal unit. I would hate to have "China Annie's Suckie Fuckie Emporium" show up on my CC bill.

[Niteluvr]

When I hear local resident, I almost always get the sense that some guy used his credit card and got busted by his wife. I can bet my wife would do that if she ever found out about my hobby.

Some AMPs are smart enough to set up their CC account such that the name on one's credit card bill shows up as something generic that wouldn't arouse suspicion by a spousal unit. I would hate to have "China Annie's Suckie Fuckie Emporium" show up on my CC bill.

[Niteluvr]

I concur with your point #3 and might I add that a "captain save a ho" asswipe might have been trying to convert one or more of the girls into a wife and was laughed out of the building. So in an enraged fit he reported to LE the illegal goings on at the spa.

I do feel sorry for anyone whose goal is to try to turn a working girl into a housewife. Working girls aren't exactly quality women. I really wish I could have a convo with the alleged citizen who complained.

[Niteluvr]

Anyone else notice the unintended irony?

I didn't want to re-copy my posts that you quoted, but I didn't see any irony.

[Sungtongs]

I agree, it is time for you to contribute. Continue your quest for those two massage girls who are 10s and provide an outstanding HJ. Hint: You won't find anything even close to that scenario on Buford Highway.

Yeah, I didn't expect that at BH. Nor do I expect to find that anywhere. That's the just holy grail that we foolishly chase. I am, however, going to make a Cheshire Bridge stopover this weekend to see what they have going on.

[Zipper34]

Anyone else notice the unintended irony?

I see it, LOL.

[PWhipped]

Truer words have never been spoken. I definitely agree. With Majesty, YMM (will Definitely) V. I just am not sure what factor makes the difference. $$$, vibe, or what.

Onyx,

I do belive it is Vibe, knowlege of the boards and first impression. $ was not the reason with me. I was shocked to see the first report saying she was not good. But the way some guys talk or treat the ladies could be the reason of her various sessions. And who knows, maybe she just has good and bad days and shows it to the extreme.

Wet Dreams, PW

[Fengzi]

Anyone else notice the unintended irony?

or, he got a really shitty HJ and decided as retribution to try to get the place shut down.

Seriously thinking of playing a prank at one of the AMPs. Can't decide if it should be at a Chinese or Korean parlor but the idea is to do it at an AMP we mongers collectively dislike the most. No, it's not going to be an upper decker and no, can't tell you what it is, at least right now. Am hoping someone will discover what happened after the fact by posting here. Meanwhile, either reply back to this post or PM me with your top two least favorite AMPs.

In the spirit of giving, NL

A guy who roughs up a woman for no reason is a pussy and I refer to them as pimps; however, a monger who exacts revenge for being ripped off is a quite honorable fella.

[NuGuy36]

I have no idea which AMP is the target but I have a few observations. Why is it that every time there's an AMP investigation, the news report will always state that it began based on a complaint by a local resident? That, in itself, raises a few questions:

1. How did the complainant know there was something going on at said AMP? Hearsay or personal visit? If it's hearsay, from whom? If alleged illegal AMP activity is so upsetting to his personal morals, how does he put up with the "indecent" morals of a friend who told him about it in the first place? I doubt he overheard others talking about such a topic at a bus stop or something.

2. If he paid a personal visit to the AMP and was solicited for a HJ, is this his first visit to a Chinese parlor and / or is he so stupid not to realize the way he probably got massaged that there were hints of extras? How retarded is this guy?

3. With all the hypocritical "holier than thou" assholes running around in this world, I would almost bet he went through with the HJ, then his morals suddenly kicked in; or, he got a really shitty HJ and decided as retribution to try to get the place shut down.

I concur with your point #3 and might I add that a "captain save a ho" asswipe might have been trying to convert one or more of the girls into a wife and was laughed out of the building. So in an enraged fit he reported to LE the illegal goings on at the spa.

[OnyxRain]

I saw her about 2-3 months ago. She was extremely nice and I had no problems whatsoever.

When is the last time you saw Majesty? If it was 8 months ago or more, she's changed. She's so skittish that the slightest thing could set her off and does.

[OnyxRain]

When I hear local resident, I almost always get the sense that some guy used his credit card and got busted by his wife. I can bet my wife would do that if she ever found out about my hobby.

I have no idea which AMP is the target but I have a few observations. Why is it that every time there's an AMP investigation, the news report will always state that it began based on a complaint by a local resident? That, in itself, raises a few questions:

1. How did the complainant know there was something going on at said AMP? Hearsay or personal visit? If it's hearsay, from whom? If alleged illegal AMP activity is so upsetting to his personal morals, how does he put up with the "indecent" morals of a friend who told him about it in the first place? I doubt he overheard others talking about such a topic at a bus stop or something.

2. If he paid a personal visit to the AMP and was solicited for a HJ, is this his first visit to a Chinese parlor and / or is he so stupid not to realize the way he probably got massaged that there were hints of extras? How retarded is this guy?

3. With all the hypocritical "holier than thou" assholes running around in this world, I would almost bet he went through with the HJ, then his morals suddenly kicked in; or, he got a really shitty HJ and decided as retribution to try to get the place shut down.

[OnyxRain]

I recall reading something about that incident previously. I was surprised but hey, I don't know them like that so I couldn't call it either way. I wonder what caused that though.

All I know is that Majesty asked me to leave within two minutes after the massage first started when I saw her. When I was leaving her assistant with the dreadlocks was trying to hustle me out the door and that is when I got mad and shoved him to the ground.

[OnyxRain]

Truer words have never been spoken. I definitely agree. With Majesty, YMM (will Definitely) V. I just am not sure what factor makes the difference. $$$, vibe, or what.

Onyx, I have never seen Majesty. But I also have never seen a lady with so many reports that range all over the place either. I recall a couple of FS reviews on her and some no service ones too. Some talk about a guy being there upon arrival and some have never seen a guy there. Given the multiple mongers posting about their first hand knowledge of her, I don' think anyone is embellishing their reports either. Not blasting her, but I think she is one of those that literally defines YMMV.