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**Tuscany Man** · 12-08-12 18:16

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...als-19/7271596

I found this post recently on BP. I thought the phone # looked familiar along with the location. I have not seen Brittany but a couple of months ago I saw a girl named Loli that had the same phone. Her ad was very similar with an incall location off Conroy and had a $ special. Too many similarities not to be the same person.

The incall was just a meeting place that had 3 girls working out of the same location. I saw all three girls and this was the only blonde. The apartment was bare except for a mattress on the floor in the bedroom. When I was going into the apartment there were 3 guys sitting on the stairs across from her apartment. This was the middle of the day and made for some concern. This could of been their management.

She was kinda cute but her rule was no cowgirl. She had a problem being on top of a client and looking down at them. Since this is my favorite position, it made the session less than memorable. Obviously, not even close to being a GFE.

I would be curious to hear if anyone has been with Brittany and to hear if their dream was as great as she said it would be.

Be Safe,

TM

**EndGame** · 12-08-12 17:48

Originally Posted by VerySlowly [View Original Post]

Everyone who participates in the hobby will encounter a children scenario at one time or another. I've had 2 toddlers asleep in the next bed while I partied with mom. So what! They didn't wake up, so no problem. I would have preferred them not being there but they were and I had seen their mom many times before and I wasn't about to leave.

I'm happy for you that you're a "God fearing man" but spreading 2-5 thousand year old mythology on this board is inappropriate. I don't know any "religious freaks" on here and personally I find it hypocritical to talk that shit when all the mainstream "Belief Systems" have so many restrictions on sexuality, from the teaching that "women are "unclean"during their period to the nonsense that the use of a condom is sinful. Since the bulk of mainstream religions Judaism, Christianity and Muslims share the Abrahamic root, they all have lots to argue about as to who is "right" and who is "wrong".

This board is about spewing sperm, not spewing unprovable belief systems based on superstition and coming from ancient unscientific, uneducated minds who were fearful of thunderstorms and volcanos and attributed them to a "gods" unhappiness with their behavior.

*"Jesus fucking christ I thought to myself. Holy shit! THe woman was quick to assure me that all was good and that her kid had awoken form her nap. What? Are you fucking crazy I though to myself."

This line is from the beginning of your post, where you defame your "Lord and Savior" and later in your post you say to let god in your heart and take care of the children he has lovingly entrusted to you. Sounds a tiny bit conflicted to me.

You are entitled to believe anything you want but personally I resent "preaching" Biblical mythology and telling us we should pay for babysitters on this board and we are not "true gentleman' if we don't.

The last lines in your post were over the top but typical of conflicted christian beliefs where they deny the drives of our animal nature to reproduce and the pleasures produced from it and try to reconcile their beliefs while still participating in the "sinful" pleasure but continuing to preach to mongers and providers. They indulge in this hypocrisy because they believe that since they are "Born Again" and saved they are forgiven their weaknesses, how convenient! I cannot trust you Marine 77, you still have not posted anything that hasn't been posted before and this last post is outrageous, and the Marine "Identity" is a bit much, very much akin to religious brainwashing, same techniques just a different subject, try thinking for yourself and not running it through the filters of "belief Systems" it's very refreshing. This is my opinion anyone else want to chime in? AMEN-VS

Well, I don't want to pile on the Marine as he may ultimately prove to have some redeeming qualities but as of 12-8, not so much. I know we've all made the quantum leap from calling Viet Nam Vets 'baby-killers' to letting current armed forces members fuck our moms and girlfriends but does this shit have an end-point? In defense of the Marine (and ignoring the 'hoo-yas' and that he may have worked state-side in the mess hall for 4 years) , we really can't bi*tch about other's goofy ideas without injecting our own. But regarding the specifics of VS's post to marine, didn't he knowingly, willingly and happily, descend into hell and then write a review about how the temperature there was too hot, the devil had too menacing a look and his pitchfork was too sharp? Seriously, are you f*cking kidding? I know we're all expecting virgins who have 'saved themselves' for just this one meeting with us and if we're military veteran's, they have not only saved themselves but followed a strict vegetarian diet and cleansed their colon for the anticipated holy, military, first-time, violation to pay for our collective, non-military-participation sins.

But I digress.

VS has obviously studied the religion 'situation' enough to know it's bullshit as have I. I have studied it beyond the necessary point that you need to. You only need to know enough to get you to the where you are the guy in the joke where a Grizzly Bear is chasing two guys. The first guy starts running and the second guy says, 'Are you crazy, you can't outrun a Grizzly Bear? ' The second guy says, 'I don't have to outrun a Grizzly Bear, I just have to outrun you. ' You tend to run further when the primary marketing campaign of the religion is that you should join so you don't burn in hell FOREVER.

The moral? IMO we're not going to make any converts from one side to the other but we can forget about the proselytizing and just help each other out without the added political, religious, or militaristic bullshit. Beyond that, I've seen people that were in very bad places with drugs, alcohol, whatever who were literally and in-fact saved by religion. I have a residual set of morals from an early church upbringing that are burned into my moral compass so I can't bad-mouth religion too badly. Well actually, I can but there are some redeeming qualities that should garner a bit of notice.

Short version? Woo-hoo, let's f*ck.

**Shipoopi68** · 12-08-12 17:27

I've seen some awkward, backwards shi! Before but this?

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...829-22/7472748

**Shipoopi68** · 12-08-12 17:09

Originally Posted by Pinoboy [View Original Post]

Seems like you had a pretty decent dream to me other than the fact that you didn't get to go to Greece. Knowing that the backdoor would be available on a follow up visit, would you not repeat just because she had dirty feet? Just curious.

Well pino I did have a good time. But this girls selling point was her access without it the whole exp. Is mediocre at best and is not what I need as I'm looking for ladies to see regularly. I just put in the thing about dirty feet because I didn't think anyone who appreciate them as much as I do should be taken aback as I was. Also, 'if' she was in fact truthful I don't feel I should return for what was initially understood.

**ILuvWomen2** · 12-08-12 15:48

I don't want to offend either of you or get into a cyber debate on religion in a board like this or anywhere for that matter.

I do think it was unnecessary for Marine 77 to keep repeating his reasons for feeling uncomfortable by referencing God. But I think VS's response and attempt to disqualify religion was more in depth than his and just as unnecessary.

Everyone is entitled to what ever their faith or lack there of, and this isn't really the forum to discuss certain those things.

All that originally needed to be said that was that the young lady that Marine 77 posted about used very poor judgement and it made him feel uncomfortable. It was a little over the top to suggest that mongers pay for child care. That responsibility lies with the provider. Speaking for MYSELF, I would feel extremely uncomfortable and would remove myself from the situation and never return.

It's a very unfortunate part of the hobby, but the quality of provider that you are seeing will increase the chance that things like this can occur. If someone see's a junkie, there is a great chance that her judgment is clouded and that her morals take a back seat and sometimes if she has kids they suffer. We choose who we decide to see or more important continue to see.

The one thing I think that was omitted from Marine's post that should have been included was a reference to who the young lady was, so we can all use that info provided to make an educated choice on if we want to see her. That is what the board is for. It also let's the other mongers verify either by past experience with the young lady or similar posts that the monger is legitimate and making a legitimate claim.

As far as the anti- religion rant, I think its important to respect someones belief as well as their non belief. No need to try to dispel or convince someone about their spiritual beliefs in this arena.

Originally Posted by VerySlowly [View Original Post]

Everyone who participates in the hobby will encounter a children scenario at one time or another. I've had 2 toddlers asleep in the next bed while I partied with mom. So what! They didn't wake up, so no problem. I would have preferred them not being there but they were and I had seen their mom many times before and I wasn't about to leave.

I'm happy for you that you're a "God fearing man" but spreading 2-5 thousand year old mythology on this board is inappropriate. I don't know any "religious freaks" on here and personally I find it hypocritical to talk that shit when all the mainstream "Belief Systems" have so many restrictions on sexuality, from the teaching that "women are "unclean"during their period to the nonsense that the use of a condom is sinful. Since the bulk of mainstream religions Judaism, Christianity and Muslims share the Abrahamic root, they all have lots to argue about as to who is "right" and who is "wrong".

This board is about spewing sperm, not spewing unprovable belief systems based on superstition and coming from ancient unscientific, uneducated minds who were fearful of thunderstorms and volcanos and attributed them to a "gods" unhappiness with their behavior.

*"Jesus fucking christ I thought to myself. Holy shit! THe woman was quick to assure me that all was good and that her kid had awoken form her nap. What? Are you fucking crazy I though to myself."

This line is from the beginning of your post, where you defame your "Lord and Savior" and later in your post you say to let god in your heart and take care of the children he has lovingly entrusted to you. Sounds a tiny bit conflicted to me.

You are entitled to believe anything you want but personally I resent "preaching" Biblical mythology and telling us we should pay for babysitters on this board and we are not "true gentleman' if we don't.

The last lines in your post were over the top but typical of conflicted christian beliefs where they deny the drives of our animal nature to reproduce and the pleasures produced from it and try to reconcile their beliefs while still participating in the "sinful" pleasure but continuing to preach to mongers and providers. They indulge in this hypocrisy because they believe that since they are "Born Again" and saved they are forgiven their weaknesses, how convenient! I cannot trust you Marine 77, you still have not posted anything that hasn't been posted before and this last post is outrageous, and the Marine "Identity" is a bit much, very much akin to religious brainwashing, same techniques just a different subject, try thinking for yourself and not running it through the filters of "belief Systems" it's very refreshing. This is my opinion anyone else want to chime in? AMEN-VS

**Lord Humongus** · 12-08-12 15:02

Does anyone have info on this one? http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...oty-28/7268009 I'll be down from Jax the end of the month. Any other suggestions?

**Marine77** · 12-08-12 14:11

Originally Posted by VerySlowly [View Original Post]

Everyone who participates in the hobby will encounter a children scenario at one time or another. I've had 2 toddlers asleep in the next bed while I partied with mom. So what! They didn't wake up, so no problem. I would have preferred them not being there but they were and I had seen their mom many times before and I wasn't about to leave.

I'm happy for you that you're a "God fearing man" but spreading 2-5 thousand year old mythology on this board is inappropriate. I don't know any "religious freaks" on here and personally I find it hypocritical to talk that shit when all the mainstream "Belief Systems" have so many restrictions on sexuality, from the teaching that "women are "unclean"during their period to the nonsense that the use of a condom is sinful. Since the bulk of mainstream religions Judaism, Christianity and Muslims share the Abrahamic root, they all have lots to argue about as to who is "right" and who is "wrong".

This board is about spewing sperm, not spewing unprovable belief systems based on superstition and coming from ancient unscientific, uneducated minds who were fearful of thunderstorms and volcanos and attributed them to a "gods" unhappiness with their behavior.

You are entitled to believe anything you want but personally I resent "preaching" Biblical mythology and telling us we should pay for babysitters on this board and we are not "true gentleman' if we don't.

The last lines in your post were over the top but typical of conflicted christian beliefs where they deny the drives of our animal nature to reproduce and the pleasures produced from it and try to reconcile their beliefs while still participating in the "sinful" pleasure but continuing to preach to mongers and providers. This is my position, anyone else want to chime in? AMEN-VS

VS,

You are correct regarding the "Abrahamic Root" and the genesis of all faiths. I will not quarrel with you about our divergent religious beliefs. You would agree that this is not the forum for that. I am not a "religious freak" by any interpretation. None of us are perfect. However, as a Marine there are certain "core" values there instilled in me, as a teeneager, during boot recruit training at Parris Island: "God, Family, Country". You mentioned that you "partied with mom" while two toddlers were asleep nearby. I am not sure, in what grammatical context,"partied" means. To me, that is exercising exceedingly poor and wreckless judgment on both you and the "mom". It really is. Again, this is only my opinion and other gentlemen here may agree or disagree with either of us on that point. Nevertheless, VS, I am certainly not "conflicted" on my beliefs and agree with you that "man" has an intractable, inherent and atavistic propensity to spread his "seed". It is manifest through all species of life. Finally, as I have told you previously, I am very impressed with your depth and breadth of knowledge, which seems to span a wide range of topics. You may very well be the most intelligent blogger on this board. I do not know how old you are but, I will concede that you are likely much older than I am (35). After this intense discussion involving religion VS, you know that I must, as is my duty, to leave you with the "Marine Corp thought of the day". I have posted this before, but, I feel it needs repeating) : ". And on the seventh day, God rested. While the Marines provided cover!

Semper fi, VS

**VerySlowly** · 12-08-12 13:27

Originally Posted by Marine77 [View Original Post]

I saw a woman recently during an "incall" I rarely do incalls, however, this woman was hot. Everyhting was good when I got to her house / condo. We were wel into our "appointment" when al of a sudden I hear a fucking kid crying in the next room! Jesus fucking christ I thought to myself. Holy shit! THe woman was quick to assure me that all was good and that her kid had awoken form her nap. What? Are you fucking crazy I though to myself.

Just a note to all of you single moms out there: Please, fucking PLEASE, find a babysitter for your kids prior to making an incall appointment with a client. I am sure the men here are normal God fearing men who would be very, very uncomfortable with any woman who does incalls with a kid in the next room, or even three rooms away, or, anywhere in the house for that matter! To me that is just fucking WRONG! Your precious children should NEVER be in your condo / house while you are seeing a client. NEVER. I hope those women out there who are single moms read this and take note. It is not worth the risk of losing your precious children. It is NOT worth the risk. Am I clear? I know times are tough, especially for single moms. I get it. But, understand that us men will be more than happy to give you an extra 30 or 40 dollars, in addition to your fee, to pay for a babysitter for a few hours. Trust us. It is no big deal. Many of the men on this board are God fearing men, who would be more than willing to do the right thing and provide you with additional cash so your precious child, or, children can be properly cared for while you entertain your guest. Myself included. Many of the men on this board are intelligent, successful and caring, and they have disposable income that allows them to see women on a recreational basis. There are a lot of good men here on USASG, and I think I speak for most of them when I say these things. Please, simply advise your client that you have to pay for a babysitter prior to making the appointment, and I am sure, if the man is a true gentleman, he will be glad to pay for a babysitter. I have done it myself a few times before for a few women I have seen and I was glad to do it. Just an FYI, ok ladies? Let God guide your heart and be sure to take excellent care of the children he has lovingly entrusted to your care. Semper Fi.

Everyone who participates in the hobby will encounter a children scenario at one time or another. I've had 2 toddlers asleep in the next bed while I partied with mom. So what! They didn't wake up, so no problem. I would have preferred them not being there but they were and I had seen their mom many times before and I wasn't about to leave.

I'm happy for you that you're a "God fearing man" but spreading 2-5 thousand year old mythology on this board is inappropriate. I don't know any "religious freaks" on here and personally I find it hypocritical to talk that shit when all the mainstream "Belief Systems" have so many restrictions on sexuality, from the teaching that "women are "unclean"during their period to the nonsense that the use of a condom is sinful. Since the bulk of mainstream religions Judaism, Christianity and Muslims share the Abrahamic root, they all have lots to argue about as to who is "right" and who is "wrong".

This board is about spewing sperm, not spewing unprovable belief systems based on superstition and coming from ancient unscientific, uneducated minds who were fearful of thunderstorms and volcanos and attributed them to a "gods" unhappiness with their behavior.

*"Jesus fucking christ I thought to myself. Holy shit! THe woman was quick to assure me that all was good and that her kid had awoken form her nap. What? Are you fucking crazy I though to myself."
This line is from the beginning of your post, where you defame your "Lord and Savior" and later in your post you say to let god in your heart and take care of the children he has lovingly entrusted to you. Sounds a tiny bit conflicted to me.

You are entitled to believe anything you want but personally I resent "preaching" Biblical mythology and telling us we should pay for babysitters on this board and we are not "true gentleman' if we don't.

The last lines in your post were over the top but typical of conflicted christian beliefs where they deny the drives of our animal nature to reproduce and the pleasures produced from it and try to reconcile their beliefs while still participating in the "sinful" pleasure but continuing to preach to mongers and providers. They indulge in this hypocrisy because they believe that since they are "Born Again" and saved they are forgiven their weaknesses, how convenient ! I cannot trust you Marine 77, you still have not posted anything that hasn't been posted before and this last post is outrageous,and the Marine "Identity" is a bit much, very much akin to religious brainwashing, same techniques just a different subject, try thinking for yourself and not running it through the filters of "belief Systems" it's very refreshing. This is my opinion anyone else want to chime in ? AMEN-VS

**Pinoboy** · 12-08-12 01:49

Originally Posted by Shipoopi68 [View Original Post]

Hello fellow mongers I'm new to the site, but a pretty avid hobbyist.

I've dreamt her once before when she had 15mins for. 6 incall. Ok attitude, I requested going to greece but she said she doesn't do that, pretty decent CBJ lot of spit, finished in quik doggie. She was pleasantly surprisedathow gentle I was with her lady parts. She asked my name and if I would see her again I said only if bd open she replied sure just not the first time. Very dirty feet. Would not repeat.

Seems like you had a pretty decent dream to me other than the fact that you didn't get to go to Greece. Knowing that the backdoor would be available on a follow up visit, would you not repeat just because she had dirty feet? Just curious.

**Pinoboy** · 12-08-12 01:41

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ach-25/7461699

Just got back from a meeting with this girl on OBT near Oakridge. Pictures are accurate. Requested bare oral relief and oh did she deliver! No management or anyone else in sight. After she disrobed, I was pleasantly surprised to see how nice and well kept her body was. Very youthful looking breasts and a nice tight tummy with a completely shaved kitty. Definitely not your typical looking lower budget provider with loose and stretchmarked midsection and droopy boobs that seems to be all too common. Head game was excellent and took directions well. Started out with me on my back and finished with us switching positions with me on top for a good face fucking while I played with the kitty a little until I busted a generous sized load all in her mouth. She gagged a bit with the initial release, but took it back in like a champ for me to let the rest of it out. She might have swallowed some, but alot of it ended up on her face and neck when she started gagging. It usually takes me more than a few minutes to blow my load no matter how good the technique is and this was no exception, but in no way did she ever rush me to the finish line. She said this is her first time here and that she's from Jacksonville and plans on leaving Monday. However, she did say she may stay longer depending on how things go here. Told her I'd call her again before she leaves. I highly recommend this one and do intend on repeating before she heads back!

**Marine77** · 12-08-12 00:59

I saw a woman recently during an "incall" I rarely do incalls, however, this woman was hot. Everyhting was good when I got to her house / condo. We were wel into our "appointment" when al of a sudden I hear a fucking kid crying in the next room! Jesus fucking christ I thought to myself. Holy shit! THe woman was quick to assure me that all was good and that her kid had awoken form her nap. What? Are you fucking crazy I though to myself.

Just a note to all of you single moms out there: Please, fucking PLEASE, find a babysitter for your kids prior to making an incall appointment with a client. I am sure the men here are normal God fearing men who would be very, very uncomfortable with any woman who does incalls with a kid in the next room, or even three rooms away, or, anywhere in the house for that matter! To me that is just fucking WRONG! Your precious children should NEVER be in your condo / house while you are seeing a client. NEVER. I hope those women out there who are single moms read this and take note. It is not worth the risk of losing your precious children. It is NOT worth the risk. Am I clear? I know times are tough, especially for single moms. I get it. But, understand that us men will be more than happy to give you an extra 30 or 40 dollars, in addition to your fee, to pay for a babysitter for a few hours. Trust us. It is no big deal. Many of the men on this board are God fearing men, who would be more than willing to do the right thing and provide you with additional cash so your precious child, or, children can be properly cared for while you entertain your guest. Myself included. Many of the men on this board are intelligent, successful and caring, and they have disposable income that allows them to see women on a recreational basis. There are a lot of good men here on USASG, and I think I speak for most of them when I say these things. Please, simply advise your client that you have to pay for a babysitter prior to making the appointment, and I am sure, if the man is a true gentleman, he will be glad to pay for a babysitter. I have done it myself a few times before for a few women I have seen and I was glad to do it. Just an FYI, ok ladies? Let God guide your heart and be sure to take excellent care of the children he has lovingly entrusted to your care. Semper Fi.

**Nohassles** · 12-07-12 23:54

I was attracted by this ad and called. Very friendly and personable on the phone so I made an appt. She is very nice and friendly but she is not petite. The photos are probably her but not recent. I would guess she carries about 30 pounds more than she looks there.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ere-28/6885772

**Marine77** · 12-07-12 23:32

Originally Posted by Vino 7373 [View Original Post]

No diss intended against Denny. I certainly hope he's a legit monger that will contribute a lot to this great forum. I also hope his review is as stated.

Let's go through this: totally hot spinner, European even, no reviews from anyone else, freshly reviewed by a monger with no posts except this one, only 1. 2 fh, works close to Disney (Polk County, maybe?) How many red flags do you guys see here?

Vino: Good point on your post. It could be legit, but who knows. I agree with some posters on this site about providing TMI. I do not like vivid details being discussed with a bunch of men in an open forum like this. Some details are ok. I prefer the use of acronyms over explicit dertails. If guys want to discuss details, have them do so in a PM to other bloggers who ask for it. It just make me uncomfortable reading about some guy's detailed sexual encounters. You're right Vino, in that it does sound suspicious. Not that LE is necessarily involved, it just sounds odd. IMHO. No disrespect to Denny.

**Mikaeles** · 12-07-12 20:40

Originally Posted by OriginalSin [View Original Post]

Http://xaxor.com/female/valeria-orsi...ts-part-2.html

Ya don't see this one unless you want to get robbed. PM if you want more info I will not post it here in open. It is not her!

**PapaJoe8080** · 12-07-12 18:29

Originally Posted by GoGoto74 [View Original Post]

Hi fellow mongers! I'm in Tampa and this girl just arived! I know she's been posting in Orlando for long time, so any info about her will be appreciate! Especialy about going to Greece! How much is the damage, overal performans and all kind of details if possible! Thanks and stay safe!

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...als-19/7736017

I have seen her advertise all lanes open, but when I saw her a few months back I asked if she spoke greek and she said that she didn't. You might want to ck out my post #6666 and / or Drift King's post #7896. We both had similar opinions.