Escort Reports

**Ilapp** · 12-03-12 15:12

I am the resident azzhole on here, just ask around. As back to the business at hand, this report will probably do no one any good due to timing, but WTF, the mood I am in who cares. Due to issues with a female in my private life, and with whom it became suddenly apparent that I was not going to be continuing any conjugal relations with (and yes, it was due to me posting a review here) I got a little pissed and went and saw Cleo from CG even though it was the wrong thing to do for so many reasons. That being said, it was a great decision. It won't do many any good to talk about it because this will be her last day working in the US and if a few things get straightened out she will be back on her plan to be on a plane back to Hungary tomorrow, and as much as this comment saddens me, I don't think she will be coming back. Her first 90 day tour has left her lonely and homesick, and trust me, that can be a very bad combination of emotions for some (different story though). So if you missed her this trip you most likely have missed her for good. And you missed a lot. Very pretty woman, exactly same as uncensored pics showed, but the body was incredible. There were points when I just wanted to look at her or watch her walk around, the most perfect legs, ass, waist and hips that I could ever want to see walking around my house. Very special skills, strangely but endearingly affectionate, sometimes funny, foul-mouthed (which is saying something because her english language skills in general were very basic, but she had a few profanities down pat, and she was just too cute when she let them fly) and she was absolutely generous with her time and body. There was no down time, she wasn't doing it because I was special or she liked me, I am after all quite a bit older than her mother (I almost asked if she had a pic but I was good) but she never let on so that I would have thought anything but that we were there together as perhaps not lovers, but sex partners at least, for the entire time I was with her. It was sexactly what these sort of arrangements are meant to be, none of the drama and baggage of real life relationships or even just the hobby variety that can crop up with a local provider sometimes. I know that I will never see her again, but I also know that when she opened the door and I saw her face me then walk away, that it may be the most stunning sight of all my days, the vision of her was stupendous, and there will always be a few snapshots in my head of her that I honestly don't think I may ever see anything that looked so fine and so hot for the rest of my days. In the big picture it will have no impact other than momentarily on real life, she will be gone shortly and I will still be here with all the crap that was here before her, and funny thing is she isn't even the one I would have wanted to see and been with today given my choice, but it was a damn fine few moments. And that's why I do it, I just hope I can remember them past tomorrow.

**B Beall** · 12-03-12 07:56

Originally Posted by TryinAgain2 [View Original Post]

Which is why I publicly called BS on the BP Review board to begin with after Beall flamed a new guy for sharing his experience. If one doesn't like a reviewer's thoughts, let him keep it to himself, object privately, or, if having personal experience with the provider in question that differs, sharing that view w / o flaming the first reviewer. We can all discern for ourselves the value of a review without the help of a sanctimonious ass flaming the guy for inexperience. I've been helped greatly by the experience demonstrated by those on the board in the past, but it's the BS and personal attacks demonstrated this week that choke the board down and drive many into silence, rather than sharing their experiences. The more reviews we have, the better, whether each and every individual finds value in every review or not.

TA2

I took the time to respond to your original objection, and I guess that's necessary again. I didn't "flame" anyone. I made a wisecrack about the guy's complaint that his half-hour with a BP girl didn't include 27 minutes of massage first.

When you objected, I explained-because I don't like small disagreements-that 1) it wasn't a "review"; the guy recounted his experience from at least several months ago, and he did so to inject himself into a discussion about the SP which had nothing to do with her services, just the accuracy of her pictures; 2) that you took his comment that she "was the first BP girl he saw when he was in town for several months" to mean that she was his first commercial experience or something, which may or may not be true, but wasn't supported by evidence; and 3) that you took his relatively small number of posts here as proof he was "a newbie", in order to blast me for "flaming" one "for sharing his experience".

And, quite simply, I deny that any of those was the case.

I explained that to you. You don't have to accept it, you don't have to agree with it, you can hurl ad hominems at me all you want. But you ought to at least acknowledge that my take is different if you're going to keep bringing it up.

[By the way, I gave you the last word there, and you can have it here. I try to express myself as clearly as I can, and try once, no more, to clear up small misunderstandings. That's called "disagreeing" not flaming. These things only take over a board when no one will let go. ]

**TryinAgain2** · 12-03-12 07:20

Originally Posted by Ilapp [View Original Post]

I am glad you are back around more again, but you are just in a bad mood and taking it out on Beal because I wouldn't tell you who the other day. LOL Seriously though, you and Beal have more in common than you probably know and both of you guys have a lot to offer each other and the rest of us. Thissandbox is big enough for all of us to play in so we just have to find it in ourselves to get along. After all, it is the holiday season, peace to all (or should that be a piece to all?)

Actually in a pretty good mood, and you know why. ; ) I just have no tolerance for azzholes. I've seen it from him for years, and I've spoken my mind pretty clearly to that effect and why already. In person, he might be a great guy, but on here, in this forum, for its stated purpose: he's worthless.

TA2

**Ilapp** · 12-02-12 21:15

Originally Posted by TryinAgain2 [View Original Post]

Which is why I publicly called BS on the BP Review board to begin with after Beall flamed a new guy for sharing his experience. If one doesn't like a reviewer's thoughts, let him keep it to himself, object privately, or, if having personal experience with the provider in question that differs, sharing that view w / o flaming the first reviewer. We can all discern for ourselves the value of a review without the help of a sanctimonious ass flaming the guy for inexperience. I've been helped greatly by the experience demonstrated by those on the board in the past, but it's the BS and personal attacks demonstrated this week that choke the board down and drive many into silence, rather than sharing their experiences. The more reviews we have, the better, whether each and every individual finds value in every review or not.

TA2

I am glad you are back around more again, but you are just in a bad mood and taking it out on Beal because I wouldn't tell you who the other day. LOL Seriously though, you and Beal have more in common than you probably know and both of you guys have a lot to offer each other and the rest of us. Thissandbox is big enough for all of us to play in so we just have to find it in ourselves to get along. After all, it is the holiday season, peace to all (or should that be a piece to all?)

**Member #6963** · 12-02-12 16:26

Originally Posted by TryinAgain2 [View Original Post]

This passive aggressive BS from you is too much. We'll agree on BM & ilapp being better men than you, yes, and in every way imaginable to the value of this board. Mainly because they contribute value, you never have.

TA2

Every Hobbyist has different ideas of value. My value is Freckles; others I know value Mono-Freckled or Asian providers. Some value thin, some value humor, some value a sock stuck in their mouth. Value is in the eye of the customer and the solution to his pain is what creates value. Such is the truth about most products in any marketplace.

B Beal's value is absorbed by those that find value in his words or posts, others that don't can skip over the lesser deemed value. Why criticize others of what they find value in. I happen to value his words yet like his 6% understanding of Iapps posts I sometimes only digest about 50% of B Beal's value and that is after reading it several times. Ilapp I understand much better when he explains it to me over a beer combined with some titties. If you don't like what is on the TV you surf channels, thus if you don't value what is written in a post, read the next one!

FF.

PS. Freckled review to come.

**TryinAgain2** · 12-02-12 12:37

Originally Posted by BigMack [View Original Post]

An arena where all have to work together. Negative attacks in public do not bode well for any of us. If you have issues with a member take it BChannel PLEASE. We DEPEND ON EACH OTHER for information and to watch each others backs due to the very nature of what we enjoy. Please let's all work together to maintain civility towards each other whether we agree with each others ways or not. I am as open as anyone in my likes yet few have attacked me for it allowing me to try to find what I need at my age and in my situation. Ladies although not as open as I in general have been very civil towards me refusing me with a gracious demeanor and it is much appreciated. Work together and keep our squabbles behind closed doors just as we keep our private lives as quiet as we can. Have a great week to everyone AND NO EC you didn't offend me my friend. It was as I said my error in not being more open about Ms SS and her sudden appearanc. If she comes back if even for the holidays, do not hesitate to see the lady if you can. She was magnificent just as I understand Ms Teresa is now and you will remember for a long time spent with SS if the occasion arises. In this time of year let their be Peace and yes I did spell it correctly LOL.

Which is why I publicly called BS on the BP Review board to begin with after Beall flamed a new guy for sharing his experience. If one doesn't like a reviewer's thoughts, let him keep it to himself, object privately, or, if having personal experience with the provider in question that differs, sharing that view w / o flaming the first reviewer. We can all discern for ourselves the value of a review without the help of a sanctimonious ass flaming the guy for inexperience. I've been helped greatly by the experience demonstrated by those on the board in the past, but it's the BS and personal attacks demonstrated this week that choke the board down and drive many into silence, rather than sharing their experiences. The more reviews we have, the better, whether each and every individual finds value in every review or not.

TA2

**Stingray007** · 12-02-12 09:40

Originally Posted by Ilapp [View Original Post]

You are way ahead of the curve, I shoot for 2, hope for 1 and usually accept 0. You ought to be glad I don't text you much, I confuse those poor guys at " hello".

Unfortunately, SS is not coming back. I so wish that she was though! She was one of my ATF's and as sweet as they come. I have many wonderful memories of times that we shared. On another subject, I love Ilapp's posts and hope they never stop.

**Ilapp** · 12-02-12 09:24

Originally Posted by B Beall [View Original Post]

I get more out of one of ilapp's tangents-which I understand about 6% of the time-than I get from two hundred "Saw Amber. She's great" posts. Let alone reports on tineye searches.

Someone once asked "Where does your fist go when you open your hand?" Because "fist" is a verb masquerading as a noun. And demands that every last post be a 140-character "review" with no context, no accounting for accuracy, and never a cross word said in response are a demand for the entire forum to conform to a certain type of hobbying. Which masquerades as the "default" position.

Community is important. Obviously, in this particular community we can't spell everything out, no do we all, or should we all, care to. Big Mack and ilapp chose to be magnanimous about this. They're better men than I. Senior members can post as they see fit. Amateur systems administrators can choose to read something else.

You are way ahead of the curve, I shoot for 2, hope for 1 and usually accept 0. You ought to be glad I don't text you much, I confuse those poor guys at " hello".

**BigMack** · 12-02-12 08:50

An arena where all have to work together. Negative attacks in public do not bode well for any of us. If you have issues with a member take it BChannel PLEASE. We DEPEND ON EACH OTHER for information and to watch each others backs due to the very nature of what we enjoy. Please let's all work together to maintain civility towards each other whether we agree with each others ways or not. I am as open as anyone in my likes yet few have attacked me for it allowing me to try to find what I need at my age and in my situation. Ladies although not as open as I in general have been very civil towards me refusing me with a gracious demeanor and it is much appreciated. Work together and keep our squabbles behind closed doors just as we keep our private lives as quiet as we can. Have a great week to everyone AND NO EC you didn't offend me my friend. It was as I said my error in not being more open about Ms SS and her sudden appearanc. If she comes back if even for the holidays, do not hesitate to see the lady if you can. She was magnificent just as I understand Ms Teresa is now and you will remember for a long time spent with SS if the occasion arises. In this time of year let their be Peace and yes I did spell it correctly LOL.

**TryinAgain2** · 12-01-12 18:08

Originally Posted by B Beall [View Original Post]

I get more out of one of ilapp's tangents-which I understand about 6% of the time-than I get from two hundred "Saw Amber. She's great" posts. Let alone reports on tineye searches.

Someone once asked "Where does your fist go when you open your hand?" Because "fist" is a verb masquerading as a noun. And demands that every last post be a 140-character "review" with no context, no accounting for accuracy, and never a cross word said in response are a demand for the entire forum to conform to a certain type of hobbying. Which masquerades as the "default" position.

Community is important. Obviously, in this particular community we can't spell everything out, no do we all, or should we all, care to. Big Mack and ilapp chose to be magnanimous about this. They're better men than I. Senior members can post as they see fit. Amateur systems administrators can choose to read something else.

This passive aggressive BS from you is too much. We'll agree on BM & ilapp being better men than you, yes, and in every way imaginable to the value of this board. Mainly because they contribute value, you never have.

TA2

**PillowTalk69** · 12-01-12 16:48

Blond cougar southside Indy. Love cougars if they are legit and into it. Any help would be appreciated. PTMan

**B Beall** · 12-01-12 16:34

I get more out of one of ilapp's tangents-which I understand about 6% of the time-than I get from two hundred "Saw Amber. She's great" posts. Let alone reports on tineye searches.

Someone once asked "Where does your fist go when you open your hand?" Because "fist" is a verb masquerading as a noun. And demands that every last post be a 140-character "review" with no context, no accounting for accuracy, and never a cross word said in response are a demand for the entire forum to conform to a certain type of hobbying. Which masquerades as the "default" position.

Community is important. Obviously, in this particular community we can't spell everything out, no do we all, or should we all, care to. Big Mack and ilapp chose to be magnanimous about this. They're better men than I. Senior members can post as they see fit. Amateur systems administrators can choose to read something else.

**Ilapp** · 12-01-12 14:38

Originally Posted by BigMack [View Original Post]

And she was one of the best around Indy for years. We don't know if she is back or not but she did stop by to post and we are merely saying we hope she stays around to give some Christmas cheer. If you read her post then followed it to here it would hopefuly have become apparent but your points for I'd are well taken. Even us seniors get overly excited when we see a quality provider reappear. Will try to do better next time and my apologies for being too limited due to my jubilation. Have a great weekend EC. BMack

I guess that isn't really fair EC, easy to forget not everyone here knew her or of her, she was, rather is, a unique and special woman, whose absence is still bemoaned in private conversations often. Suddenly seeing her greeting kind of got some of us a little giddy and brought smiles to a number of faces. Her appeal was varied and broad and made slyly smiling co-conspirators of those that knew her, making a brethren of sorts that otherwise very likely would not have interacted. I'm known to prefer petite women, often too young of ones, and bonus points if they are Asian (and yes that is one I will not forget nor not rue her leaving either, coincidentally a lunch companion of Ss and I almost two years to the day) but I would walk through a wall to see Ss though she were not any of those. So I apologize for myself at least for talking and acting like some sort of an insider circle, because that wasn't the intent, and although that circle is actually not small, if you had been here then it is one you would have wanted to be in also, trust me on that one. She is bright, witty, funny, upfront and sharp tongued, but in a way that made her attractive not abrasive. So forgive us if we got a little carried away, the excitement of the season swept us away. But I will tell you this, if you ever get the chance to meet her, don't even blink before you do it, then you will be a member of this little good ole boys club too and glad to be with us

**Mwdude** · 12-01-12 13:50

Finally arranged a meeting with the much reviewed Melissa and am damn glad I did! Very easy to arrange a day in advance, which is best for me. No problems with communication and a nice NE side hotel. Started with a nice massage and went on from there with some of her favorite things and some of my favorite things-I think it's now a shared list of our favorite things. I can't recommend her enough, and she's a great value too.

**EarlyCuyler** · 12-01-12 13:31

I hope I didn't come off as "pissy". That wasn't my intention. Just venting after a bad evening of chasing pugsy last night.

Originally Posted by BigMack [View Original Post]

And she was one of the best around Indy for years. We don't know if she is back or not but she did stop by to post and we are merely saying we hope she stays around to give some Christmas cheer. If you read her post then followed it to here it would hopefuly have become apparent but your points for I'd are well taken. Even us seniors get overly excited when we see a quality provider reappear. Will try to do better next time and my apologies for being too limited due to my jubilation. Have a great weekend EC. BMack