Massage Parlor Reports

**Any Mouse** · 12-08-12 16:04

Anybody know why Peach has quit advertizing on both CL and BP? They have been consistent in making both sites every day until this past Wed, then nothing? Just wondering if this is the final result of their earlier problem.

**Serpico99** · 12-06-12 16:06

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

I checked out a spot in Loudoun, in the same complex where mongers use to go to be treated like a "king". Those who have been around will know the meaning of that. Anyway, lower level spot, advertising 60 / hr. The ad says there is a shower but I was not offered one. No biggie, I took one before visiting and it was nice to save the extra 20 for something else. Provider was fairly young, maybe in her 30s, I think Chinese, average looking, nothing to get all excited about. No one else was around to choose from. Started off with light massage and excellent long lasting std. Nova with some liberal roaming. Very good massage afterwards. I was allotted the 1 hr. I will make this my main place to go just because of the rate and for a quick AMP fix. Because it's getting cold outside, I think visiting this place at night is fine, the wannabe gangbanger illegals that sometimes hang around in the area don't come out when it gets below 60 degrees anyway. I gave her 50 for tip.

Vetted members can PM for details. I did not get the provider's name as that she was the only one in there.

Went back, got Judy as my therapist, straight light brown hair, average body, cute face. One thing that was different was that she put Dial soap on me. I thought she was doing a Nuru thing but when I looked over, I saw the bottle of Dial soap. She spread it over me up then took a wash cloth and a bucket and wiped me down (I was face down). That's weird. She allowed roaming but not as liberal as the previous provider I had. Went through the same motions as before so I left satisfied. Excellent massage.

**Pcpc1688** · 12-06-12 12:47

Originally Posted by Volvos40 [View Original Post]

Haven't posted in long time, but also haven't frequented the k-AMPs either, I gave up based on what Propilot writes to. I went Chinese. I decided to get a f-ing great massage that makes my toes curl. And, I go to the same girls each week (s). They are my friends, we talk and laugh the whole time (90 min) and they will get teasy, flirting the boys, subtle brushes, but I always know what I'm getting. I havn't wasted any $$ for a year. I also stay clean, brush my teeth and have good muscle tone.

Recently though (ok I did) stopped over to the old haunt that used to be the Best place. Nice k-woman, prolly 40'ish, rough edges, nice t-shower, made me ask her to wash the jewels, I told her I wanted a nice hard massage back in the room and she proceeded. She was trying hard, I could tell, but then right before the flip, the feathery touch started and I knew what was coming. But then she sort of stuffed a towel under the package area, started a nice motion, but then I swear she pressed her tongue against my bum. Bam, gone. Might be a cool k-trick, don't know since I couldn't see. Flipped and finished with nice foot massage. I don't even try to grope these older ladies, not my bag. So this trip worked out. .8+.4.

Don't rule out Chinese as only good masseuse. New place in Sterling left me leaving with a Spring in my step. Just a great massage, nice attitude, hard, then swedish with oil, did 90 min, cutish C-girl, straight lighter hair kinda of quiet. Kick ass massage, working all the muscle groups, the flip comes and she work abs and legs, then brushes the privs a little, a little more oil, and then starts in on the king. My lucky day, really. I was in shock. Anyway, .9+.4 for 90 minutes. Worth every penny.

Finally, If you just want the best hard massage in VA, no frills, HPM in Vienna is the ticket.

Stay safe.

Still so sad that a HJ still costs $.3 to $.6 in NOVA with no real extras. We keep paying, they keep doing HJs only.

PC out

**Volvos40** · 12-06-12 06:00

Haven't posted in long time, but also haven't frequented the k-AMPs either, I gave up based on what Propilot writes to. I went Chinese. I decided to get a f-ing great massage that makes my toes curl. And, I go to the same girls each week (s). They are my friends, we talk and laugh the whole time (90 min) and they will get teasy, flirting the boys, subtle brushes, but I always know what I'm getting. I havn't wasted any $$ for a year. I also stay clean, brush my teeth and have good muscle tone.

Recently though (ok I did) stopped over to the old haunt that used to be the Best place. Nice k-woman, prolly 40'ish, rough edges, nice t-shower, made me ask her to wash the jewels, I told her I wanted a nice hard massage back in the room and she proceeded. She was trying hard, I could tell, but then right before the flip, the feathery touch started and I knew what was coming. But then she sort of stuffed a towel under the package area, started a nice motion, but then I swear she pressed her tongue against my bum. Bam, gone. Might be a cool k-trick, don't know since I couldn't see. Flipped and finished with nice foot massage. I don't even try to grope these older ladies, not my bag. So this trip worked out. .8+.4.

Don't rule out Chinese as only good masseuse. New place in Sterling left me leaving with a Spring in my step. Just a great massage, nice attitude, hard, then swedish with oil, did 90 min, cutish C-girl, straight lighter hair kinda of quiet. Kick ass massage, working all the muscle groups, the flip comes and she work abs and legs, then brushes the privs a little, a little more oil, and then starts in on the king. My lucky day, really. I was in shock. Anyway, .9+.4 for 90 minutes. Worth every penny.

Finally, If you just want the best hard massage in VA, no frills, HPM in Vienna is the ticket.

Stay safe.

Originally Posted by Propilot [View Original Post]

Buddy you have spoken the truth. In my opinion, most of the AMP girls that work at these places act like they are doing you a big favor by doing their job. Most have a so-so attitude, the massage is lackluster and they barely want to touch you. Then they give you a very mechanical finish. After they finish they want a big tip and most will get upset if the tip is not big enough. As you stated the service provided is so not worth the money, so I have cut down my patronage to the Virginia AMPs by 90 percent.

Every once in a while, you will get a girl that is personable and is has not yet been tainted or jaded. These girls are few and far between. For me it is not cost effective to go to an AMP ten times and only once get a beautiful girl with a very nice attitude and quality service. I can save the money from the other nine times and take a weekend trip once a month or every other month to the Philadelphia AMPs. I will have a better service and attitude from the girls and return with money in my pocket.

Propilot-Always check your six.

**Ready** · 12-05-12 12:14

Originally Posted by Any Mouse [View Original Post]

Reports have it that our Uncle is feeling a bit Frisky. Last Thursday, hit a Springfield place, and even searched a Monger's Car. Today, another spot (not sure, but close to S'field) was hit. Typical hits, Full complement of Police cars, Health guys, and Building / Zoning inspectors. Just PF Harassment! IMHO.

Safe! Am

I imagine a number of us could offer a suggestions where to make some budget cut-backs.

A number of Springfield places received a visit last Thursday; they are receiving visits at least a half dozen times a year vs. 1-2 times a few years ago (without a dozen agencies). Be careful; personally I skip table showers because it seems to be the first place they go.

**AKFourtySeven** · 12-04-12 08:06

Which Springfield place?

**Any Mouse** · 12-03-12 17:24

Reports have it that our Uncle is feeling a bit Frisky. Last Thursday, hit a Springfield place, and even searched a Monger's Car. Today, another spot (not sure, but close to S'field) was hit. Typical hits, Full complement of Police cars, Health guys, and Building / Zoning inspectors. Just PF Harassment! IMHO.

Safe!

Am

**Serpico99** · 12-02-12 12:24

Originally Posted by Kijimuna [View Original Post]

Did she have a lot of pimples? It so, I agree, this is a great place.

No, she did not.

**Serpico99** · 12-01-12 17:44

I came across another review site and I saw a couple of reviews (3 out of 5 stars) for a nail / spa salon in Falls Church. I am not talking about the "450" place, for those familiar with that spot, but rather it's on a street running parallel to Broad.

Anyone have info on it? Feel free to backchannel. I am in the mood to try the nail and spa joints out.

**Kijimuna** · 12-01-12 15:40

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

I checked out a spot in Loudoun, in the same complex where mongers use to go to be treated like a "king". Those who have been around will know the meaning of that. Anyway, lower level spot, advertising 60 / hr. The ad says there is a shower but I was not offered one. No biggie, I took one before visiting and it was nice to save the extra 20 for something else. Provider was fairly young, maybe in her 30s, I think Chinese, average looking, nothing to get all excited about. No one else was around to choose from. Started off with light massage and excellent long lasting std. Nova with some liberal roaming. Very good massage afterwards. I was allotted the 1 hr. I will make this my main place to go just because of the rate and for a quick AMP fix. Because it's getting cold outside, I think visiting this place at night is fine, the wannabe gangbanger illegals that sometimes hang around in the area don't come out when it gets below 60 degrees anyway. I gave her 50 for tip.

Vetted members can PM for details. I did not get the provider's name as that she was the only one in there.

Did she have a lot of pimples? It so, I agree, this is a great place.

**AKFourtySeven** · 11-30-12 19:11

If you have been in a place 20 times and are not getting what you want, go elsewhere. That is what I do. Kinda frustrating to read about someone scoring and then not getting anywhere yourself. Been there, done that.

As an aside I've cleared my pm box.

**The Nub** · 11-29-12 23:54

Originally Posted by Cabsauv1997 [View Original Post]

Not to be too difficult, and I know this is my first post, but I find this hard to believe. I've been to this place a bunch of times (more than 20) for, believe it or not, just a damn good massage, and despite more than a few not-so-subtle hints, there is nothing to be had. I've gone to multiple therapists too and each one of them has said something to the effect of "not allowed."

YMMV, but this kind of sucks because on the one hand, I don't want them to get busted due to the excellent legit service. On the other hand if they are more accomodating, I'd like to know what the hell I'm doing wrong.

You just did not draw the right therapist. That's all it is at this place.

**AKFourtySeven** · 11-29-12 07:38

Originally Posted by Hollywood2 [View Original Post]

Why? Why would a raid lower service quality?

Well they are going to be more cautious about which services to offer you. They might just do massages only. No extras. I've noticed this in the past.

**Rudraidhe** · 11-28-12 23:08

Originally Posted by Cabsauv1997; 1606732.

I've gone to multiple therapists too and each one of them has said something to the effect of "not allowed." YMMV, but this kind of sucks because on the one hand, I don't want them to get busted due to the excellent legit service. On the other hand if they are more accomodating, I'd like to know what the hell I'm doing wrong.

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

You may be declined extras based on a variety of reasons but I would think these are the top three reasons for a provider to not give additional services:

1.) you look like LE (e. G. Buzz cut or short cropped hair)

2.) they just don't find you attractive (e. G. Bad breath, bad body odor, etc.)

3.) you are of a ethnicity that they don't like and thus would probably don't think it's worth the effort to service you

Originally Posted by Hollywood2 [View Original Post]

All true. Especially number 2. Many of you have it and don't know it.

Also, add to that 4) bad attitude

Welcome to the board, Cabsauv. If none of the above attributes are appropriate in your case, I suggest you try a full service provider from Backpage. A professional provider will generally be more candid about pointing out any significant personal flaws that might be a problem.

**Hollywood2** · 11-28-12 21:12

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

You may be declined extras based on a variety of reasons but I would think these are the top three reasons for a provider to not give additional services:

1.) you look like LE (e. G. Buzz cut or short cropped hair)

2.) they just don't find you attractive (e. G. Bad breath, bad body odor, etc.)

3.) you are of a ethnicity that they don't like and thus would probably don't think it's worth the effort to service you

All true. Especially number 2. Many of you have it and don't know it.

Also, add to that 4) bad attitude