Massage Parlor Reports

[Any Mouse]

Reports have it that our Uncle is feeling a bit Frisky. Last Thursday, hit a Springfield place, and even searched a Monger's Car. Today, another spot (not sure, but close to S'field) was hit. Typical hits, Full complement of Police cars, Health guys, and Building / Zoning inspectors. Just PF Harassment! IMHO.

Safe!

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[Serpico99]

Did she have a lot of pimples? It so, I agree, this is a great place.

No, she did not.

[Serpico99]

I came across another review site and I saw a couple of reviews (3 out of 5 stars) for a nail / spa salon in Falls Church. I am not talking about the "450" place, for those familiar with that spot, but rather it's on a street running parallel to Broad.

Anyone have info on it? Feel free to backchannel. I am in the mood to try the nail and spa joints out.

[Kijimuna]

I checked out a spot in Loudoun, in the same complex where mongers use to go to be treated like a "king". Those who have been around will know the meaning of that. Anyway, lower level spot, advertising 60 / hr. The ad says there is a shower but I was not offered one. No biggie, I took one before visiting and it was nice to save the extra 20 for something else. Provider was fairly young, maybe in her 30s, I think Chinese, average looking, nothing to get all excited about. No one else was around to choose from. Started off with light massage and excellent long lasting std. Nova with some liberal roaming. Very good massage afterwards. I was allotted the 1 hr. I will make this my main place to go just because of the rate and for a quick AMP fix. Because it's getting cold outside, I think visiting this place at night is fine, the wannabe gangbanger illegals that sometimes hang around in the area don't come out when it gets below 60 degrees anyway. I gave her 50 for tip.

Vetted members can PM for details. I did not get the provider's name as that she was the only one in there.

Did she have a lot of pimples? It so, I agree, this is a great place.

[AKFourtySeven]

If you have been in a place 20 times and are not getting what you want, go elsewhere. That is what I do. Kinda frustrating to read about someone scoring and then not getting anywhere yourself. Been there, done that.

As an aside I've cleared my pm box.

[The Nub]

Not to be too difficult, and I know this is my first post, but I find this hard to believe. I've been to this place a bunch of times (more than 20) for, believe it or not, just a damn good massage, and despite more than a few not-so-subtle hints, there is nothing to be had. I've gone to multiple therapists too and each one of them has said something to the effect of "not allowed."

YMMV, but this kind of sucks because on the one hand, I don't want them to get busted due to the excellent legit service. On the other hand if they are more accomodating, I'd like to know what the hell I'm doing wrong.

You just did not draw the right therapist. That's all it is at this place.

[AKFourtySeven]

Why? Why would a raid lower service quality?

Well they are going to be more cautious about which services to offer you. They might just do massages only. No extras. I've noticed this in the past.

[Rudraidhe]

I've gone to multiple therapists too and each one of them has said something to the effect of "not allowed." YMMV, but this kind of sucks because on the one hand, I don't want them to get busted due to the excellent legit service. On the other hand if they are more accomodating, I'd like to know what the hell I'm doing wrong.

You may be declined extras based on a variety of reasons but I would think these are the top three reasons for a provider to not give additional services:

1.) you look like LE (e. G. Buzz cut or short cropped hair)

2.) they just don't find you attractive (e. G. Bad breath, bad body odor, etc.)

3.) you are of a ethnicity that they don't like and thus would probably don't think it's worth the effort to service you

All true. Especially number 2. Many of you have it and don't know it.

Also, add to that 4) bad attitude

Welcome to the board, Cabsauv. If none of the above attributes are appropriate in your case, I suggest you try a full service provider from Backpage. A professional provider will generally be more candid about pointing out any significant personal flaws that might be a problem.

[Hollywood2]

You may be declined extras based on a variety of reasons but I would think these are the top three reasons for a provider to not give additional services:

1.) you look like LE (e. G. Buzz cut or short cropped hair)

2.) they just don't find you attractive (e. G. Bad breath, bad body odor, etc.)

3.) you are of a ethnicity that they don't like and thus would probably don't think it's worth the effort to service you

All true. Especially number 2. Many of you have it and don't know it.

Also, add to that 4) bad attitude

[Hollywood2]

Well of course they suck. Weren't they raided last spring and summer?

Usually service goes down after a raid.

Why? Why would a raid lower service quality?

[Serpico99]

Not to be too difficult, and I know this is my first post, but I find this hard to believe. I've been to this place a bunch of times (more than 20) for, believe it or not, just a damn good massage, and despite more than a few not-so-subtle hints, there is nothing to be had. I've gone to multiple therapists too and each one of them has said something to the effect of "not allowed."

YMMV, but this kind of sucks because on the one hand, I don't want them to get busted due to the excellent legit service. On the other hand if they are more accomodating, I'd like to know what the hell I'm doing wrong.

You may be declined extras based on a variety of reasons but I would think these are the top three reasons for a provider to not give additional services:

1.) you look like LE (e. G. Buzz cut or short cropped hair)

2.) they just don't find you attractive (e. G. Bad breath, bad body odor, etc.)

3.) you are of a ethnicity that they don't like and thus would probably don't think it's worth the effort to service you

[Serpico99]

I checked out a spot in Loudoun, in the same complex where mongers use to go to be treated like a "king". Those who have been around will know the meaning of that. Anyway, lower level spot, advertising 60 / hr. The ad says there is a shower but I was not offered one. No biggie, I took one before visiting and it was nice to save the extra 20 for something else. Provider was fairly young, maybe in her 30s, I think Chinese, average looking, nothing to get all excited about. No one else was around to choose from. Started off with light massage and excellent long lasting std. Nova with some liberal roaming. Very good massage afterwards. I was allotted the 1 hr. I will make this my main place to go just because of the rate and for a quick AMP fix. Because it's getting cold outside, I think visiting this place at night is fine, the wannabe gangbanger illegals that sometimes hang around in the area don't come out when it gets below 60 degrees anyway. I gave her 50 for tip.

Vetted members can PM for details. I did not get the provider's name as that she was the only one in there.

[Cabsauv1997]

I left very happy, and I would repeat.

Not to be too difficult, and I know this is my first post, but I find this hard to believe. I've been to this place a bunch of times (more than 20) for, believe it or not, just a damn good massage, and despite more than a few not-so-subtle hints, there is nothing to be had. I've gone to multiple therapists too and each one of them has said something to the effect of "not allowed."

YMMV, but this kind of sucks because on the one hand, I don't want them to get busted due to the excellent legit service. On the other hand if they are more accomodating, I'd like to know what the hell I'm doing wrong.

[AKFourtySeven]

Well of course they suck. Weren't they raided last spring and summer?

Usually service goes down after a raid.

[BilalIngram]

Went to a spot in Herndon on the pkwy of the same name. Agent was late 30's early 40's and wasn't very service orientated. TS was mild at best, massage was nothing to write about and the ending was almost clinical in how she went about her business. Didn't seem to want to be touched even when she replied it was okay. Only got her name, Candy, and her asking me repeatedly how many times I've been to the location.

Damage was. 8 plus. 4. She got even worse when I wouldn't increase my tip. Plus, I was out in 50 minutes. The previous agent on my last visit was 1000 times better and I informed her as much. I don't think I'll visit here any more as it seems like things are getting worse for a player. Better to save up and visit a decent BP girl or Eros / agency one that has great reviews and you receive your money's worth of attention.

As always, stay safe and watch your 6.