Massage Parlor Reports

[Ruggerz66]

Been a few times have never been impressed. It is certainly not R&T place-overal cleanliness is subpar and the quality of the girls has not been great when I have visited, though I am certain a diamond in the rough is there every now and then. I have only gone when in the area or if I go to another place in the area and they are busy and still want to bust a nut. Certainly not on my "go to" list. I am more a Far East guy and CH (they still open?). Anyways-just wanted to add my 2 cents on Harmony. As for going to a FS spa and expecting a simple HE-I have made that mistake on a few occasions. Usually does not make for a great visit as the girl knows she will get a short tip. I usually make sure I know the service level of the spa before I visit. In fact I was in Bloomington, Ill recently and made that exact mistake (don'tyou love it when you are out of town an happen upon a AMP?)

Rugger

[Ampersand]

It is, as anyone who has done their homework here would have seen from all the past bad reviews Harmony gets. It's also not a R&T place, which doing your homework here would also have indicated. So on top of their normal less than stellar service you getting an attitude from a lady who feels insulted by what you want and offer is no big surprise.

Some of us do this for fun and an occasional kick, and don't take it so seriously as to do fucking recon or wade through dozens of pages of forum posts on our cellphones before trying out a place we've never been on a whim. It wasn't as if I set out to go to Harmony; I happened upon it quite by accident, and thought "hell, I got time to kill. What's the worst that could happen?" I then figured I'd share my bad experience just in case someone else found themselves in the same situation. If you don't like the report, ignore it. There's no need to post flame bait replies suggesting I'm somehow less "awesome" at mongering than you are because I didn't do my "homework". It doesn't make Harmony any less of a shithole.

[Craven Morehed]

RE: her ads, she told me a while ago that those things autopost as part of a provider subsciption on BP. I think she lets it run out when she has enough business, then renews when things get slow. Just keep your eyes open.

She must have enough business then, I called a couple weeks ago and left a message, no call back from her.

[Yellowfever023]

I called on 3 different days, the phone rang for a long time then got a recorded message giving directions to CH. Their still closed.

I called yesterday and the phone was answered, the voice on the other end was not the voice I was used to hearing when calling, although it was an asian woman speaking broken english. I asked if the main stay (most of you know who I am referring too) of the place was working and told she was.

[Fly Dangler]

the whole place just reeked of a shitty operation

It is, as anyone who has done their homework here would have seen from all the past bad reviews Harmony gets. It's also not a R&T place, which doing your homework here would also have indicated. So on top of their normal less than stellar service you getting an attitude from a lady who feels insulted by what you want and offer is no big surprise.

[Bonefish2]

I have not tried either of the EP girls, but Michelle has been reviewed here several times. All of the reviews are the same as yours.

Vanessa may claim to not take new clients, but she still posts an ad. The pics are real, she is cute, but topless HJ only, at least when I saw her. Here is her ad:

http://providence.backpage.com/BodyR...ass-35/2567039

I've seen Vanessa quite a few times and would agree that you're limited to the topless massage / finish with her. We have a great rapport and flirt a lot, but she's always consistent on what she allows. I did manage an OTC inspection of the undercarriage once, but I think planets were aligned that day.

RE: her ads, she told me a while ago that those things autopost as part of a provider subsciption on BP. I think she lets it run out when she has enough business, then renews when things get slow. Just keep your eyes open.

[RH Treller]

I have not tried either of the EP girls, but Michelle has been reviewed here several times. All of the reviews are the same as yours.

Vanessa may claim to not take new clients, but she still posts an ad. The pics are real, she is cute, but topless HJ only, at least when I saw her. Here is her ad:

http://providence.backpage.com/BodyR...ass-35/2567039

In wake of LE, I have been skiddish when going back to the AMPs. Here are a list of girls I have been to with a small review:

1) Jen-Riverside. Good massage, straight forward. Lot of oil. Good finish. .8 hr.

2) Michelle-East Side. Bad rub. Gave kind of an attitude. Alright finish 1 hr.

3) Rachel- EP. Meh. 6 quick.

4) Vanessa- Newport. Fantastic. Very attractive and kind. Finish was great. Unfortunately, not taking new clients. 1.40 hr

[Ampersand]

Had to go up to Pawtucket this past Saturday for some work on my car. It was around 10:00 AM, and I had a couple of hours to kill, so I took a walk up Broadway to see if there were any decent places to eat. That's when I stumbled on Harmony Spa. I figured I'd go in and give the place a go, and ran across the street, walked inside the rather noxious front door waiting area, and buzzed for entry. I was greeted by a somewhat angry looking Mamasan type who ushered me to a room (really just an oversized closet) with pink insulation board nailed to the walls. A few minutes later, the door opens, and a 40-ish spinner walks in wearing a tight leopard print dress. She's a bit of a butterface, but the body's fairly rockin', and I'm just happy to see an Asian chick dressed like a hooker again. She asks for the house (.60) , and then asks if I want a table shower, which, of course, I do. It's not a long shower, but it's a good one, with lots of teasing and attention to detail, and then we head back to the room. It all went downhill from here, sadly. After about five minutes of what amounted to a lot of tickling and fingernail dragging on my back, she abruptly stops and asks if I want her to get naked. I tell her "sure!", and she starts slapping her hands together and making strange guttural sounds like Jodie Foster in Nell, obviously asking me for more money. This shit bothers me as I really just wanted a good old fashioned R&T, so I tell her I'll give her. 4, and this gets me a lot of eye rolling, laughing, and then her motioning for me to roll onto my back (apparently the "massage" is done at this point). She obviously doesn't think. 4 is enough to disrobe, so she moves on to a really mechanical finish. I try to get in a little roaming and she moves as far away as she can while still working my crank with no shortage of attitude.

After I'm done, she says she's going to get me a hot towel, but I sit up and get dressed before she even gets back. She returns to the room and looks shocked / pissed that I didn't wait. I drop the. 4 on the bed and she scoops it up with a "tank you", and then plays "girlfriend", trying to put my coat on for me and escorts me out past Mamasan. Total time there: 25 minutes, but about ten of that was waiting in the room. Absolute waste of money and time. Maybe it was just the girl (I saw two others walking around, one looked pretty good, but the other was a short, fat chick who looked sort of like a Hispanic Margaret Cho) , but the whole place just reeked of a shitty operation.

[Ford1951]

In wake of LE, I have been skiddish when going back to the AMPs. Here are a list of girls I have been to with a small review:

1) Jen-Riverside. Good massage, straight forward. Lot of oil. Good finish. .8 hr.

2) Michelle-East Side. Bad rub. Gave kind of an attitude. Alright finish 1 hr.

3) Rachel- EP. Meh. 6 quick.

4) Vanessa- Newport. Fantastic. Very attractive and kind. Finish was great. Unfortunately, not taking new clients. 1.40 hr

I agree with you, I have also been to them all. And Vanessa is the best. I recently found another young lady in Johnston, very pretty, Brazillian, great body, great Brazilian booty, nice peesonality, Her place is nice and clean, an di put but her at Vanessas quality. 100 for an hour, well worth it. I will share with anybody who has shared with me.

[Smoke Screen]

Drove by there three times in past 2 days, all at different times of the day. No signs of life.

I called on 3 different days, the phone rang for a long time then got a recorded message giving directions to CH. Their still closed.

[Fly Dangler]

The guy who said he went there and saw CoCo was probably in a different spa as was pointed out to him by others on the other forum.

I believe he was mistaking NMS for CH.

[Knight62]

Drove by there three times in past 2 days, all at different times of the day. No signs of life.

The guy who said he went there and saw CoCo was probably in a different spa as was pointed out to him by others on the other forum.

[RLargess]

In wake of LE, I have been skiddish when going back to the AMPs. Here are a list of girls I have been to with a small review:

1) Jen-Riverside. Good massage, straight forward. Lot of oil. Good finish. .8 hr.

2) Michelle-East Side. Bad rub. Gave kind of an attitude. Alright finish 1 hr.

3) Rachel- EP. Meh. 6 quick.

4) Vanessa- Newport. Fantastic. Very attractive and kind. Finish was great. Unfortunately, not taking new clients. 1.40 hr

[MarriedTom]

Drove by there three times in past 2 days, all at different times of the day. No signs of life.

Just read on another site that CH is open.

[Fly Dangler]

Saw couple reviews but no idea where this place is located. Any info would be appreciated. You can PM me if that makes you feel more secure.

You must be referring to

SIMPLE PLEASURES SPA.

753 BROAD STREET.

CENTRAL FALLS, RI 02863.

401-527-7352