"Sugarbabies" / "Arrangements" Amateurs or Not?

[ChiGuy606]

Brothers-

As we all do in the pursuit of the perfect sugarbaby, I come across these posts on SA and SD4me that I just can't for the life of me understand and makes my head hurt. My first thought is,"What are they thinking!". My second thought is,"I wonder if they actually work?" And usually my third thought is,"I need a beer." So, for educational purposes and amusement of the membership, I have decided to post some of the more mind boggling posts under the heading, which Scott so aptly mentioned in a post, as "What are these babies thinking?" Feel free to participate.

That's awesome! Definitely one of the strangest ones I've ever seen.

I just came across a 52 year old with a FUGLY face looking for no less than 10-20K / month. Yeesh. I'm fugly & wouldn't mind 10-20K either!

[Mr Strict]

Brothers-

As we all do in the pursuit of the perfect sugarbaby, I come across these posts on SA and SD4me that I just can't for the life of me understand and makes my head hurt. My first thought is,"What are they thinking!". My second thought is,"I wonder if they actually work?" And usually my third thought is,"I need a beer." So, for educational purposes and amusement of the membership, I have decided to post some of the more mind boggling posts under the heading, which Scott so aptly mentioned in a post, as "What are these babies thinking?" Feel free to participate.

Get your plane tickets and passport ready because this lady is in the beautiful country of Belgium. Girlfriend's biological clock is ticking and she wants you to wind it. But not just any ol' SD will do for this girl, though. She has a set of standards listed and sounds like she will accept nothing less. So, if you can make the cut, bring your checkbook, a lawyer, your transcripts, a drivers license and a tape measure and she may just be all your's."Obviously there will be a contract." Obviously.

SA#1240454.

"I them Arrangement I am Seeking:

I'm Seeking: Sugar Daddy

I Expect: US$10, 001. $20, 000 monthly (Dayum!)

Description:

You want to make a baby.

You are not married.

You are between 40 and 50 years old.

100% straight.

Circumsized.

D&D free.

Non Smoker.

At least 1 university degree.

At least 5ft10.

BMI at least 25.

Willing to travel to Belgium.

Obviously there will be a contract.

Insulting and useless emails will be ignored and remain unanswered."


I wonder if she would do 5' 9 1/2" and 51? She does have a cute ass, though.


Stay safe.

Strict

[ChiGuy606]

You have an awesome sense of humor. I was feeling very jealous reading the whole post until I clicked on the link!

And then you weren't jealous anymore? . My man you should STILL be jealous!

This is about as close to having sex (without actually being with a woman) as it gets. I'm about to indulge again here in a few minutes.

Glad you enjoyed it.

[WoodSlinger]

Man, you tease. LOL I thought for sure a treat was in that link.

Brothers, I haven't' spoken with many of you in a long time. Life's trials and tribulations have forced me from the bowl, and cruelly away from the delicious babies I adore so much.

But I do have some news to report finally! For the first time in recent memory, I've just returned from a rendezvous with an honest to God 18 year old!

The encounter was beyond belief. I sit here now completely fulfilled. Not only physically, but emotionally and spiritually as well. I am completely spent, and ready to roll over in a blissful sleep. Before I do, I must make an attempt to document my experience. I lack the words to fully describe this meeting but I will make an attempt regardless.

She was silky soft and smooth without any hint of having a harsh bone in her body. Her scent was sweet and musky. A hint of honey, caramel, Oak Trees, and a cool fall day. Her body was beyond belief. If you can imagine a body that is both perky and full at the same time. I could not believe such a body, perky and full, could exist in this world but here she was right in front of me. She was so sweet, yet sassy if you look at her in the wrong light. She was the color of a golden brown sunset with blonde and orange highlights, beautiful enough to make the most callus heart instantly melt.

I gently liberated her from her coverings so she could fully breathe and let the light hit the fullness and warmth of her body. It was breathtaking how she teased me sitting there naked in all her glory.

Getting close to her, her aroma penetrated my nose at first. Her scent instantly drove my mouth to water and I just had to taste her. Yet I knew better than to just dive right in. This my friends needed to be teased into submission before it could be savored.

Closer and closer I brought my mouth to her opening. By now my nose was full of her aroma, and it was driving me absolutely mad! My eyes were watering and my tongue was hanging out begging to take its first taste.

I could not resist any longer. My hands were shaking and my knees were weak. My mouth FINALLY came in contact with her and my tongue felt for the first time her wetness and the full flavor of this perfectly aged 18 year old specimen right there ready & willing in front of me. Waves of pleasure washed over me as I tasted her fully. I engulfed her in complete entirety, letting the liquid wash all over my tongue, my teeth, and all inside my mouth. With my hands I gripped her tight, and then I closed my eyes and let the juices simply dance down my throat as I utterly and completely consumed her. That moment we shared together was so special, so fulfilling, so real. We became one at that moment. One body consuming another. The experience left me light-headed, warm and dizzy.

She is so accommodating and willing to please that she even indulged in my desire to share her beauty with the rest of you. She agreed to pose for a photo, both clothed & unclothed so that I may share her beauty with trusted friends.

Enjoy my brothers. I sure did:

http://s17.postimage.org/5r3d73dof/18_year_old.jpg

[Hercules78]

Enjoy my brothers. I sure did:

http://s17.postimage.org/5r3d73dof/18_year_old.jpg

You have an awesome sense of humor. I was feeling very jealous reading the whole post until I clicked on the link!

[AOneFred7734]

Brothers, I haven't' spoken with many of you in a long time. Life's trials and tribulations have forced me from the bowl, and cruelly away from the delicious babies I adore so much.

But I do have some news to report finally! For the first time in recent memory, I've just returned from a rendezvous with an honest to God 18 year old!

The encounter was beyond belief. I sit here now completely fulfilled. Not only physically...

You had me hook line and sinker. LOL

[ChiGuy606]

Brothers, I haven't' spoken with many of you in a long time. Life's trials and tribulations have forced me from the bowl, and cruelly away from the delicious babies I adore so much.

But I do have some news to report finally! For the first time in recent memory, I've just returned from a rendezvous with an honest to God 18 year old!

The encounter was beyond belief. I sit here now completely fulfilled. Not only physically, but emotionally and spiritually as well. I am completely spent, and ready to roll over in a blissful sleep. Before I do, I must make an attempt to document my experience. I lack the words to fully describe this meeting but I will make an attempt regardless.

She was silky soft and smooth without any hint of having a harsh bone in her body. Her scent was sweet and musky. A hint of honey, caramel, Oak Trees, and a cool fall day. Her body was beyond belief. If you can imagine a body that is both perky and full at the same time. I could not believe such a body, perky and full, could exist in this world but here she was right in front of me. She was so sweet, yet sassy if you look at her in the wrong light. She was the color of a golden brown sunset with blonde and orange highlights, beautiful enough to make the most callus heart instantly melt.

I gently liberated her from her coverings so she could fully breathe and let the light hit the fullness and warmth of her body. It was breathtaking how she teased me sitting there naked in all her glory.

Getting close to her, her aroma penetrated my nose at first. Her scent instantly drove my mouth to water and I just had to taste her. Yet I knew better than to just dive right in. This my friends needed to be teased into submission before it could be savored.

Closer and closer I brought my mouth to her opening. By now my nose was full of her aroma, and it was driving me absolutely mad! My eyes were watering and my tongue was hanging out begging to take its first taste.

I could not resist any longer. My hands were shaking and my knees were weak. My mouth FINALLY came in contact with her and my tongue felt for the first time her wetness and the full flavor of this perfectly aged 18 year old specimen right there ready & willing in front of me. Waves of pleasure washed over me as I tasted her fully. I engulfed her in complete entirety, letting the liquid wash all over my tongue, my teeth, and all inside my mouth. With my hands I gripped her tight, and then I closed my eyes and let the juices simply dance down my throat as I utterly and completely consumed her. That moment we shared together was so special, so fulfilling, so real. We became one at that moment. One body consuming another. The experience left me light-headed, warm and dizzy.

She is so accommodating and willing to please that she even indulged in my desire to share her beauty with the rest of you. She agreed to pose for a photo, both clothed & unclothed so that I may share her beauty with trusted friends.

Enjoy my brothers. I sure did:

http://s17.postimage.org/5r3d73dof/18_year_old.jpg

[Mr Strict]

That's not high dollar sugar material.

Not even close! A 6. 5 out of ten at the most and a solid Nando-1.

The kind of man she seeks, would pass on her ass for the tats all over her chest. Although she does have this Marissa Tomei look that I like.

The kind of man she seeks would pass on her ass because she is a raving lunatic be*tch whack job! Not even the real Marisa Tomei's pussy is worth spending any amount of time with that!

I'd insult her and offer $100 for 2 hours of pussy torture.

She's "Not that desperate" but I would still fear she would accept and I would have to hang myself.

Strict

[WoodSlinger]

That's not high dollar sugar material. The kind of man she seeks, would pass on her ass for the tats all over her chest. Although she does have this Marissa Tomei look that I like.

I'd insult her and offer $100 for 2 hours of pussy torture.

Out of the blue, I received this today. Never laid eyes on this young lass, did not browse nor even search for her. She found me, and this is her approach:

"Hey Daddy;

My pic code is "fwb". My email address is at and I can be reached at 410. My name is Destiny. I am looking for a long term mutually beneficial relationship that has the potential for long term. I am also looking for assistance with a $750 green dot money pak (from Walmart, CVS, Rite Aid. 711 or Walgreens) to pay on my new winter tires in order to have my truck pass inspection. I NEED to get it done. After the Hurrican last night I have to before the snow moves in. So looking for help in exchange for my company in the future. If thats an option and you can help me before 6:00 text me and let me know what you propose. I will NOT meet anyone off this site from a promise or from baiting me into meeting you.

I will NOT meet anyone off this site for nothing. Not that desperate, Sooooooo many men I've met are nowhere near who they say they are on this site. So with me its prove it now! I need tangible before I travel anywhere! Period. You can't understand that you're fake and we were better off not meeting, or meet anyone anywhere and when we meet its at my condo or somewhere public. If you are interested in me and CAN help me. There's the word "CAN" which means you have made up your mind to actually helping me then please contact me. I will ask you "Are you going to help me?" If the answers NO then please don't even bother me, I'm not begging for "help" from someone, if your skittish over $700 bucks your not the man for me LOL. You'll be wasting your time. Sorry Just the way it is. Tired of men and they're stupid games on this site. 50 and 60 year old men acting like children. If you're Mature and want something more with a good woman then contact me like I said and we can go far. If not then I wish you the best in your endeavors and good luck.

Destiny.

P. S. If you're serious the first text to me should be the 14 digit code to a green dot money pak. Most real men take care of business and make it happen. That's the man I need."

Wow. What have you sick bastards done to this poor girl! Did anyone else get this? Would this actually work for any of you? Once again, acting like my ex-wife IS NOT going to get you very far!

And if anyone is interested, her member number on SD4me is: 3561895 Italiangoddez And the picture code does work. Good luck. (You'll need it!)

Stay Sane.

Strict

[Mr Strict]

Out of the blue, I received this today. Never laid eyes on this young lass, did not browse nor even search for her. She found me, and this is her approach:

"Hey Daddy;

My pic code is "fwb". My email address is at and I can be reached at 410. My name is Destiny. I am looking for a long term mutually beneficial relationship that has the potential for long term. I am also looking for assistance with a $750 green dot money pak (from Walmart, CVS, Rite Aid. 711 or Walgreens) to pay on my new winter tires in order to have my truck pass inspection. I NEED to get it done. After the Hurrican last night I have to before the snow moves in. So looking for help in exchange for my company in the future. If thats an option and you can help me before 6:00 text me and let me know what you propose. I will NOT meet anyone off this site from a promise or from baiting me into meeting you.

I will NOT meet anyone off this site for nothing. Not that desperate, Sooooooo many men I've met are nowhere near who they say they are on this site. So with me its prove it now! I need tangible before I travel anywhere! Period. You can't understand that you're fake and we were better off not meeting, or meet anyone anywhere and when we meet its at my condo or somewhere public. If you are interested in me and CAN help me. There's the word "CAN" which means you have made up your mind to actually helping me then please contact me. I will ask you "Are you going to help me?" If the answers NO then please don't even bother me, I'm not begging for "help" from someone, if your skittish over $700 bucks your not the man for me LOL. You'll be wasting your time. Sorry Just the way it is. Tired of men and they're stupid games on this site. 50 and 60 year old men acting like children. If you're Mature and want something more with a good woman then contact me like I said and we can go far. If not then I wish you the best in your endeavors and good luck.

Destiny.

P. S. If you're serious the first text to me should be the 14 digit code to a green dot money pak. Most real men take care of business and make it happen. That's the man I need."

Wow. What have you sick bastards done to this poor girl! Did anyone else get this? Would this actually work for any of you? Once again, acting like my ex-wife IS NOT going to get you very far!

And if anyone is interested, her member number on SD4me is: 3561895 Italiangoddez And the picture code does work. Good luck. (You'll need it!)

Stay Sane.

Strict

[AllSeasonLv]

It may be but the next day, it "kissed" me! Being rusty and forgetting that if you view a profile, the person can see your profile name, well, Miss Thing must have seen that, and "kissed" me and requested a photo! OMG! I could not hit the block button fast enough! I wanted to jamb a pencil in my eyes repeatedly!

The state of the bowl, in this instance, my brothers, is someone forgot to flush.

Stay Safe,

Strict

Too funny. She checked out my profile after I had seen hers, too. But I didn't get a "kiss" or a photo request. This must be your lucky day, Strict!

Allseasonlvr

[Zomby]

PS - what is the collective wisdom on "babe" and all its variants?

"Baby" is what strippers use. It's the same as "Hun" for escorts.

/z

[F Scott]

"Beauty is skin deep. But ugly goes right to the bone."

SubCmdr out

Words to remember. Honestly, the only thing that kept me seated was the deliciousness of my lunch. I just didn't want to waste it LOL!

[Hernando]

It has come to my attention that I inaccurately reported that a member of SDFM was a cash and dash artist and I was wrong. I apologize to her. Unfortunately she had a tragedy in the family and was out of touch by necessity. She has since been in touch and things are back on track so far.

Her number on SDFM is 3234784

[Mr Strict]

#3497343

Really? Somebody please tell me that this has to be a joke.

It may be but the next day, it "kissed" me! Being rusty and forgetting that if you view a profile, the person can see your profile name, well, Miss Thing must have seen that, and "kissed" me and requested a photo! OMG! I could not hit the block button fast enough! I wanted to jamb a pencil in my eyes repeatedly!

The state of the bowl, in this instance, my brothers, is someone forgot to flush.

Stay Safe.

Strict