Massage Parlor Reports

[Oldmonger]

A new Thai MP offers face slapping, a secret technique reportedly beneficial in reducing wrinkles and toning facial tissue. The MP is in San Francisco, with a 781 area code (a local call for most of us in MA). They also offer butt punching to firm and shape your ass.

Here's a shortened link to the CBS story:

http://cbsloc.al/RX7ldB

The next time your Thai provider rubs you the wrong way, consider a change of pace with these novel therapeutic techniques.

OM

[Herow]

Is anyone else familiar with the Watertown massage place not far out of Watertown Square? They don't seem to ever advertise anywhere, and it's fairly impossible to look them up online. Basically just the phone number is posted in the window, or if you see the neon Open you can walk in.

A few months back it seemed to always be the same girls working there, one in particular was great. (Ping) She seems to have moved on, and they seem to rotate in new people every few weeks. Some are better than others, each has their own interesting technique, and I don't know how sketchy you would have to be to not leave happy.

I'm wondering who else hits this place up, gets busy sometimes but they don't advertise much so. I might regret even mentioning it but I am curious.

[Jon Gris]

Sorry to hear another place in hanover bites the dust. I reported on a couple of now closed places there. The smaller south shore towns are very agressive and these places usually don't last long. Usually when I see one of these places I go quickly try it and report back and usually find out within a month or two its gone. Oh well its sad to see these places go when there are so few options on the South Shore.

[Mbk1999]

A friend of mine told me about this bust and sure enough he was right.

http://www.wickedlocal.com/hanover/n...#axzz2AG7c5H42

Guess we know where the DPW guys spent their break time. LOL

[BostonGuy1961]

A friend of mine told me about this bust and sure enough he was right.

http://www.wickedlocal.com/hanover/n...#axzz2AG7c5H42

[French]

I've made appointments with this service (200 Great Road, Bedford) on two occasions. Once I showed up and the lady wasn't available and they had me wait 45 minutes until I told the dispatcher I was leaving and then she promised a twosome with their other AMP up the road off Rte 128 (in Danvers or Wakefield). I bit and the twosome turned out to be 2 much older A-Milfs who cut the time I was promised in half. Another time I tried this service and went upstairs and altho I paid for 30 minutes the lady massaging me flipped me after 10 and told me we had 5 minutes left and wanted 40 to quickly perform the HE. I just laughed, got off the table, and got my ass out of there. This service sucks (although, technically, it doesn't actually suck)!

Every so often I to come across the too busy for you routine at the AMP's and have learned to just leave also. I used to think this was rude. However after so many years in the mix I realize to that it is a necessity not to waste my time. I agree with your leaving and she actually charges 10 more than the going rate.

Do not know too many places in that area except for the N. S, Revere area with Holistic whereby none of the therapist are aloud to have cell phones with customers and the staff is very friendly and all speak english. A little more expensive 100 house but you get steam and shower and no fake attitude.

Keep up the standards for us all.

[Adobe]

I called and made a one hour appointment. Arrived and was greeted by Lala who is very cute. She confirmed that I wanted an hour and I paid the 70 house fee. Massage was decent but about ten minutes in the doorbell rings. She leaves and talks to the guy at the door for about five minutes. She comes back and resumes the massage but is now going quicker. About ten minutes later she starts a brief tease. She has me flip and starts playing with junior and asks "You tips me?" I told her I would. (I really hate being asked though.) Finish was okay but a bit mechanical. A quick cleanup and she starts massaging my head when the doorbell rings again. She's gone for another five minutes. She comes back and her phone rings. She answers and talks for a few seconds, hangs up, then says to me "All set honey." I said "What?". .

http://massachusetts.backpage.com/Bo...la-26/20202027

LaLa 781*985*3188.

200 Great Road. (second floor) #213.

Bedford, Ma.

$70. 1 hour.

$50. 1/2 hour.

$110. 90 min.

Poster's age: 26.

• Location: Boston. 200 GREAT Road SUITE 213 BEDFORD

I've made appointments with this service (200 Great Road, Bedford) on two occasions. Once I showed up and the lady wasn't available and they had me wait 45 minutes until I told the dispatcher I was leaving and then she promised a twosome with their other AMP up the road off Rte 128 (in Danvers or Wakefield). I bit and the twosome turned out to be 2 much older A-Milfs who cut the time I was promised in half. Another time I tried this service and went upstairs and altho I paid for 30 minutes the lady massaging me flipped me after 10 and told me we had 5 minutes left and wanted 40 to quickly perform the HE. I just laughed, got off the table, and got my ass out of there. This service sucks (although, technically, it doesn't actually suck)!

[Yello Tail]

I finish dressing and she says "You pay now" meaning tip. I give her a twenty and she says "It's forty, it's forty." I pointed to the clock and told her "I take care of you next time."

Exactly how I would have played it. I'll guarantee that she'll treat you better if you choose to see her a second time knowing how the first visit played out.

[Diogenesbarrel]

My experience tells me that when they say no rushing it means the opposite.

Their ad says no rushing, or interruptions. So much for truth in advertising. I will never return and can not recommend.

[RacinJunkie]

Excellent review. I would have done the same.

I called and made a one hour appointment. Arrived and was greeted by Lala who is very cute. She confirmed that I wanted an hour and I paid the 70 house fee. Massage was decent but about ten minutes in the doorbell rings. She leaves and talks to the guy at the door for about five minutes. She comes back and resumes the massage but is now going quicker. About ten minutes later she starts a brief tease. She has me flip and starts playing with junior and asks "You tips me?" I told her I would. (I really hate being asked though.) Finish was okay but a bit mechanical. A quick cleanup and she starts massaging my head when the doorbell rings again. She's gone for another five minutes. She comes back and her phone rings. She answers and talks for a few seconds, hangs up, then says to me "All set honey." I said "What?" and looked and pointed at the clock. She said "Yes, one hour all done." Again I pointed to the clock which showed that only about forty minutes or so had elapsed since I got there. I tell her "No, there's still twenty minutes left." She says "One hour all done." I repeat that there's still twenty minutes left in the hour that I paid for. She says "It's busy now. I take care of you next time." I tell her that it's not my fault that it's busy. I paid for an hour and should get an hour and there won't be a next time if we're done. I got up started getting dressed. She saw I wasn't happy and said "It's okay honey. Next time I take care of you. Busy now." I told her again there won't be a next time and she asked me "Why you not happy?" I tell her that she should refund some of the house fee because I only got forty minutes not an hour. She says "No no no" and again says she will take care of me next time. I finish dressing and she says "You pay now" meaning tip. I give her a twenty and she says "It's forty, it's forty." I pointed to the clock and told her "I take care of you next time." Wow! If looks could kill I would not be writing this. I left as she shot daggers at me with her eyes. I'm a pretty easy going guy and I didn't like doing this but I refuse to reward bad service. Their ad says no rushing, or interruptions. So much for truth in advertising. I will never return and can not recommend.

http://massachusetts.backpage.com/Bo...la-26/20202027

Enjoy Asian Bodywork With LaLa. 26.

I'm an experienced & skilled, and I CUSTOMIZE and CARE about your BODYWORK experience!

Often told "The BEST I've ever had!"

BEAUTIFUL, QUIET, CLEAN ATMOSPHERE, SUPER COMFY TABLE,

WARM unscented oils or lotion. Candlelight, relaxing tunes.

(Also a great conversationalist, or peacefully quiet ).

No rushing, or interruptions!

Open daily Appts. 10:30 am Thru 8:30 pm.

LaLa 781*985*3188.

200 Great Road. (second floor) #213.

Bedford, Ma.

$70. 1 hour.

$50. 1/2 hour.

$110. 90 min.

Poster's age: 26.

• Location: Boston. 200 GREAT Road SUITE 213 BEDFORD

[Hags Joe]

I probably would have asked for the 20 back and gave her a 5, or better yet. 2 pennies or 40 cents.

Sorry you had to go through that, especially with 70 fee instead of 60.

Main reason I try to book 30minutes unless it has great reviews or I'm a repeat.

I called and made a one hour appointment. Arrived and was greeted by Lala who is very cute. She confirmed that I wanted an hour and I paid the 70 house fee. Massage was decent but about ten minutes in the doorbell rings. She leaves and talks to the guy at the door for about five minutes. She comes back and resumes the massage but is now going quicker. About ten minutes later she starts a brief tease. She has me flip and starts playing with junior and asks "You tips me?" I told her I would. (I really hate being asked though.) Finish was okay but a bit mechanical. A quick cleanup and she starts massaging my head when the doorbell rings again. She's gone for another five minutes. She comes back and her phone rings. She answers and talks for a few seconds, hangs up, then says to me "All set honey." I said "What?" and looked and pointed at the clock. She said "Yes, one hour all done." Again I pointed to the clock which showed that only about forty minutes or so had elapsed since I got there. I tell her "No, there's still twenty minutes left." She says "One hour all done." I repeat that there's still twenty minutes left in the hour that I paid for. She says "It's busy now. I take care of you next time." I tell her that it's not my fault that it's busy. I paid for an hour and should get an hour and there won't be a next time if we're done. I got up started getting dressed. She saw I wasn't happy and said "It's okay honey. Next time I take care of you. Busy now." I told her again there won't be a next time and she asked me "Why you not happy?" I tell her that she should refund some of the house fee because I only got forty minutes not an hour. She says "No no no" and again says she will take care of me next time. I finish dressing and she says "You pay now" meaning tip. I give her a twenty and she says "It's forty, it's forty." I pointed to the clock and told her "I take care of you next time." Wow! If looks could kill I would not be writing this. I left as she shot daggers at me with her eyes. I'm a pretty easy going guy and I didn't like doing this but I refuse to reward bad service. Their ad says no rushing, no interruptions. So much for truth in advertising. I will never return and can not recommend.

http://massachusetts.backpage.com/Bo...la-26/20202027

Enjoy Asian Bodywork With LaLa. 26.

I'm an experienced & skilled, and I CUSTOMIZE and CARE about your BODYWORK experience!

Often told "The BEST I've ever had!"

BEAUTIFUL, QUIET, CLEAN ATMOSPHERE, SUPER COMFY TABLE,

WARM unscented oils or lotion. Candlelight, relaxing tunes.

(Also a great conversationalist, or peacefully quiet ).

No rushing, or interruptions!

Open daily Appts. 10:30 am Thru 8:30 pm.

LaLa 781*985*3188.

200 Great Road. (second floor) #213.

Bedford, Ma.

$70. 1 hour.

$50. 1/2 hour.

$110. 90 min.

Poster's age: 26.

• Location: Boston. 200 GREAT Road SUITE 213 BEDFORD

[Jack A Dogov]

I called and made a one hour appointment. Arrived and was greeted by Lala who is very cute. She confirmed that I wanted an hour and I paid the 70 house fee. Massage was decent but about ten minutes in the doorbell rings. She leaves and talks to the guy at the door for about five minutes. She comes back and resumes the massage but is now going quicker. About ten minutes later she starts a brief tease. She has me flip and starts playing with junior and asks "You tips me?" I told her I would. (I really hate being asked though.) Finish was okay but a bit mechanical. A quick cleanup and she starts massaging my head when the doorbell rings again. She's gone for another five minutes. She comes back and her phone rings. She answers and talks for a few seconds, hangs up, then says to me "All set honey." I said "What?" and looked and pointed at the clock. She said "Yes, one hour all done." Again I pointed to the clock which showed that only about forty minutes or so had elapsed since I got there. I tell her "No, there's still twenty minutes left." She says "One hour all done." I repeat that there's still twenty minutes left in the hour that I paid for. She says "It's busy now. I take care of you next time." I tell her that it's not my fault that it's busy. I paid for an hour and should get an hour and there won't be a next time if we're done. I got up started getting dressed. She saw I wasn't happy and said "It's okay honey. Next time I take care of you. Busy now." I told her again there won't be a next time and she asked me "Why you not happy?" I tell her that she should refund some of the house fee because I only got forty minutes not an hour. She says "No no no" and again says she will take care of me next time. I finish dressing and she says "You pay now" meaning tip. I give her a twenty and she says "It's forty, it's forty." I pointed to the clock and told her "I take care of you next time." Wow! If looks could kill I would not be writing this. I left as she shot daggers at me with her eyes. I'm a pretty easy going guy and I didn't like doing this but I refuse to reward bad service. Their ad says no rushing, or interruptions. So much for truth in advertising. I will never return and can not recommend.

http://massachusetts.backpage.com/Bo...la-26/20202027

Enjoy Asian Bodywork With LaLa. 26.

I'm an experienced & skilled, and I CUSTOMIZE and CARE about your BODYWORK experience!

Often told "The BEST I've ever had!"

BEAUTIFUL, QUIET, CLEAN ATMOSPHERE, SUPER COMFY TABLE,

WARM unscented oils or lotion. Candlelight, relaxing tunes.

(Also a great conversationalist, or peacefully quiet ).

No rushing, or interruptions!

Open daily Appts. 10:30 a. M. Thru 8:30 pm.

LaLa 781*985*3188.

200 Great Road. (second floor) #213.

Bedford, Ma.

$70. 1 hour.

$50. 1/2 hour.

$110. 90 min.

Poster's age: 26.

• Location: Boston. 200 GREAT Road SUITE 213 BEDFORD

[DontFailMeNow]

Looking to make an appt with Angel for Wed. Can you call before 10?

I've called around 9:00am many times and she's always answered.

[Really69]

It's one of those annoying tease like crazy and then you can DIY places. I have no patience for this sorta nonsense. The massage is ok, the tease is really good and then it goes to hell in your own hand basket.

Agreed, I have zero tolerance for places like that! Peace out (no tip)!

[JohnBoy69]

Looking to make an appt with Angel for Wed. Can you call before 10?

Yes, you can. She is happy to earn your biz.