Massage Parlor Reports

[Humpfree]

i tryed to post a link. didn't work. sorry

[Datsurman]

Got a reco for 2300 west armitage a couple days ago. It seems like they are trying to stay way way under the radar because I could find no advertisement on BP and wouldn't even know that there was a spa there if it weren't for a recommendation from a reliable brother on the board. Anywho, based on his glowing recommendation and the fact that several of my muscles were stiff, swollen, and seriously in need of relaxation, I decided to stop by. I was shown into a very clean, professional massage room. Nice. I dropped a generous tip on the counter as usual. (I hate having to haggle during the massage. Ruins the mood. Also, avoids a potentially incriminating discussion.). As usual, I give all of the signs that I'm not LEO and that I really, really need a "special massage".

So the massage starts and it is excellent. It is very skilled, very relaxing, and sensual. The environment is great. The music is nice. The masseuse has hands that are soft and creamy like they've been soaking in lotion since the day she was been born. I really didn't have a good look at her until the flip. When I flipped over, I was very pleased. Asian chick, guessing mid-30's, very very cute. Luxurious long black hair, very soft features, probably about 110 lbs, decent cleavage, wearing what looks to be a school girl outfit. I'm bracing myself cause I was already backed up before I set foot in the place, now I've had 50 minutes of stimulation, and this chick has proven that she has great hands. So I'm beginning to wonder if it's possible to pass out from an orgasm. If so, I'm going to find out in about 5 minutes. She finally has nothing else left to massage except Mr. Johnson and. You guessed it! I get shut down. No amount of begging will change her mind. She says that the owner will fire any employee that crosses the line and she doesn't want to lose her job.

So, if you're looking for a fantastic legit massage. Give the place a go. If you're looking for more, you should look elsewhere.

[NoSmoking]

Those who had some info, any deets on where Cici from Therapy Massage on Peterson ended up? She doing any private massages?

[Member #5942]

I keep seeing this one and it's close by:

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...aff-25/7937192

Thanks

Need I say more? Gunnison Spa...

[Popcans]

I will be visiting Chicago area in a week and staying several days. Will be in area of Hanover Park, is there anything interesting in this area or am I going to have to drive? Would be interested in MP or BP girls but don't know how far they travel, or the best areas to visit if I need to travel. Thank for any help.

Mark

There is a AMP thats pretty good down the street from HP. PM for more info. There is also whole lotta of Jack Shacks around HP.

[Hrodebert]

I keep seeing this one and it's close by:

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...aff-25/7937192

Thanks

[Markglad]

I will be visiting Chicago area in a week and staying several days. Will be in area of Hanover Park, is there anything interesting in this area or am I going to have to drive? Would be interested in MP or BP girls but don't know how far they travel, or the best areas to visit if I need to travel. Thank for any help.

Mark

[Asianplvr]

OMG what a report! Love to have had that experience. Sounds like you hit the jackpot with that one. Nice report, ty.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ain-22/9526677

I called up the number from the backpage ad thinking it was a woman working out of her apartment or incall location, but it turned out to be more of an MP. Then when I got there, it was the same place I had seen the Puerto Rican wh*re I reported on earlier. Unmarked door, no sign, going into a garden level area with a few rooms. I only saw Lilly, but heard other people come and go. The rooms are fine, but nothing fancy.

Paid the $60 massage fee, go undressed and on the table. She came back in and began the massage. It was very nice, she used a nice, light, girl-friend like touch, but did all the things a therapist would do. So, the result was that it was both erotic and very relaxing.

On the flip, she asked if I wanted more, I said yes, a blowjob, and she got out a condom and went to work. Again, very erotic, light kisses on my legs, groin, up and down the shaft, before opening wide to take little Bend It in. She alternated between slow and sensual licking with more rigorous up and down. Some nice eye contact. I had removed her blouse and had nice access to her funbags while she was going at it.

I asked her if she fucked and she said yes. So I got up off the table and helped her remove her skirt, but kept on her very sexy heels. We necked some, lfk, some gentle caressing of her pussy through her panties. She nibbled on my ear while I found her clit and worked on her for a few minutes. Then I pulled her panties down and picked her up and laid her down on the table, on her back. She spread her legs and, while I was standing, I put myself inside of her. Her pussy was clean shaven and wet.

I held her ankles and spread her legs in a V shape and began to fuck her. At one point, I put her legs on my shoulders and reached down and grabbed her tits, for leverage, as I increased the speed and intensity of the plowing I was giving her. She was remarkably vocal for a not entirely private situation and seemed to be getting into it, started to rub her clit and got off twice. Whether for real or for my benefit. It was a good, hard pounding. Just what I needed. His went on for about 15 minutes before I unloaded in the condom.

After I pulled out and took off the condom, I helped her to her feet. She was more affectionate now than she had been earlier. She wrapped her arms around me, did some more LFK, nibbled my neck, etc. And told me that was nice. Helped me clean up and get dressed.

This was by far the most erotic, sensual and affectionate experience I've had in an MP in a long time. Highly recommended. As always, YMMV.

[Brandonkelly]

I will be visiting Chicago briefly next week and trying to do some last minute recon. What did you tip for these services? I'm used to $40-60 for HJ, or $60-80 for BJ.

Still reading but trying to find a place near Midway.

BendIt's report is accurate. The girls there are pretty attractive, and they really, really like cock. YMMV, but the last time I was there I got my brains fucked out with absolutely no upfront talk of money or time.

Unfortunately, the loc. Is nowhere near MDW; however, it is across the street from a Blue Line El stop. A CBJ can be had there for. 60. Always get the half hour rate so you can apply that. 10 to the tip.

Later, Fuckers

[NeverTell]

I will be visiting Chicago briefly next week and trying to do some last minute recon. What did you tip for these services? I'm used to $40-60 for HJ, or $60-80 for BJ.

Still reading but trying to find a place near Midway.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ain-22/9526677

I called up the number from the backpage ad thinking it was a woman working out of her apartment or incall location, but it turned out to be more of an MP. Then when I got there, it was the same place I had seen the Puerto Rican wh*re I reported on earlier. Unmarked door, no sign, going into a garden level area with a few rooms. I only saw Lilly, but heard other people come and go. The rooms are fine, but nothing fancy.

Paid the $60 massage fee, go undressed and on the table. She came back in and began the massage. It was very nice, she used a nice, light, girl-friend like touch, but did all the things a therapist would do. So, the result was that it was both erotic and very relaxing.

On the flip, she asked if I wanted more, I said yes, a blowjob, and she got out a condom and went to work. Again, very erotic, light kisses on my legs, groin, up and down the shaft, before opening wide to take little Bend It in. She alternated between slow and sensual licking with more rigorous up and down. Some nice eye contact. I had removed her blouse and had nice access to her funbags while she was going at it.

I asked her if she fucked and she said yes. So I got up off the table and helped her remove her skirt, but kept on her very sexy heels. We necked some, lfk, some gentle caressing of her pussy through her panties. She nibbled on my ear while I found her clit and worked on her for a few minutes. Then I pulled her panties down and picked her up and laid her down on the table, on her back. She spread her legs and, while I was standing, I put myself inside of her. Her pussy was clean shaven and wet.

I held her ankles and spread her legs in a V shape and began to fuck her. At one point, I put her legs on my shoulders and reached down and grabbed her tits, for leverage, as I increased the speed and intensity of the plowing I was giving her. She was remarkably vocal for a not entirely private situation and seemed to be getting into it, started to rub her clit and got off twice. Whether for real or for my benefit. It was a good, hard pounding. Just what I needed. His went on for about 15 minutes before I unloaded in the condom.

After I pulled out and took off the condom, I helped her to her feet. She was more affectionate now than she had been earlier. She wrapped her arms around me, did some more LFK, nibbled my neck, etc. And told me that was nice. Helped me clean up and get dressed.

This was by far the most erotic, sensual and affectionate experience I've had in an MP in a long time. Highly recommended. As always, YMMV.

[Trippylad]

Also note they've branched out, see ad below, so there are a whole bunch of places to avoid. At the bottom where it shows other posts by this user it even gives the addy from the other ads. As soon as I saw the Oak Park one I forgot them, as it's been reviewed and told no extras.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...py-26/12377574

Hello, I have read posts on here but have never posted. Last year, I went to 917 and it was a good and decent massage but on the flip the mt encouraged "self help" to leave happy. I went here last week not expecting to leave to happy but just looking for a decent massage. Anyway the mt gave a good massage to my back, I was never draped. She finally draped me when she had me flip. She asked what I wanted massaged next. I answered with "a little light massage on my chest, stomach and legs". She then smiled and picked up the towel and proceeded to make my day.

[F Scott]

Gentlemen,

I've not been to an AMP in over 5 years, I believe, as I've been concentrating my attention elsewhere, but today I just had a knot that could not be worked out any other way, and so after a quick perusal of this thread, I went to NH, not knowing really what to expect. I know this is my first post here, but I really want to say that it was a fantastic experience! Cherry, or Sherry, not quite sure, was my masseuse, and she was skilled in both the broad art of massage, and the delicate art. I will make this brief, and the only reason I am posting is because I promised her I would "tell all my friends". Hourly rate is very reasonable, it is a clean and pleasant space, the ambience of the rooms is perfect, I was not rushed nor pressured, the massage lasted the full hour or longer, got rid of a nagging pain in my shoulder, and I felt extremely well taken care of when it was all said and done. She even gave me a bottle of water and a chocolate! There was another technician there who was younger than mine, and even prettier. Perhaps I am the last to know, but this is a place that in my mind should be added to everyone's list when one is feeling "knotty."

I trust there is enough space between my lines to be read through. If not, PM me and I'm happy to elaborate.

Scott

[OPIllini]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...en-25/13365057

If not, be more than happy to TOFFT.

That's Oki Doki Spa. It just reopened 2 months ago after being closed by the City. Used to be guaranteed HE there, with some even going beyond. But since it reopened I've heard that it's strictly legit.

[Member202]

Anyone that's a fan of Coco should know that she's left the state and doesn't have any plans of coming back. She was fun, what a loss!

[Biliator]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...en-25/13365057

If not, be more than happy to TOFFT.