Massage Parlor Reports

[Vazooli]

Why are most of your posts just accusing people of being LEO and a majority of the rest about doing drive bys to confirm places reported as closed. I guess we should put stock in your reporting skills. Or is that how you made tyour min required posts?

Rod,

You also need to work on your typing skills and spelling. They are not "adiquit!"

-Vazooli

[Vazooli]

Personally I could care less and good luck to you. If anyone new ever makes a comment this is a perfect example of a typical response. If you want people to join and start to contribute show a little respect that they at least sub are contributing. I wonder what your reply would be if it was from a senior. I have watched this board for a while and goten some good tips and felt I should jump in the pool and give something that I felt should be known for our collective benefit. I will say this for you to chew on:

Do they ever announce stuff until they are completely over with it.

Did anyone know that " buyer beware" was happenning until the big PR splash.

This happend not to long after that and if you put one and two together you would figure out what they may have gotten and why to stick to someplace that verifies and be learly when someone else is arriving for her roommate

I was with her friend when it happened or I would not have known.

What would LEO have to gain by putting this on this board.

I can't repute your statement of who I am, only time will tell that.

I replied to the people who offllined me hopefully wiith adiquit information.

I guess I will just stick to reviews of places we all know about to fill up my min posting requirement

"Methinks thou doth protest too much."

-Vazooli

[RodBrass]

I haven't seen anything about this and I doubt that it is true. Uncle LEO yanking our collective chain?

-Vazooli

Why are most of your posts just accusing people of being LEO and a majority of the rest about doing drive bys to confirm places reported as closed. I guess we should put stock in your reporting skills. Or is that how you made tyour min required posts?

[RodBrass]

I haven't seen anything about this and I doubt that it is true. Uncle LEO yanking our collective chain?

-Vazooli

Personally I could care less and good luck to you. If anyone new ever makes a comment this is a perfect example of a typical response. If you want people to join and start to contribute show a little respect that they at least sub are contributing. I wonder what your reply would be if it was from a senior. I have watched this board for a while and goten some good tips and felt I should jump in the pool and give something that I felt should be known for our collective benefit. I will say this for you to chew on:

Do they ever announce stuff until they are completely over with it.

Did anyone know that " buyer beware" was happenning until the big PR splash.

This happend not to long after that and if you put one and two together you would figure out what they may have gotten and why to stick to someplace that verifies and be learly when someone else is arriving for her roommate

I was with her friend when it happened or I would not have known.

What would LEO have to gain by putting this on this board.

I can't repute your statement of who I am, only time will tell that.

I replied to the people who offllined me hopefully wiith adiquit information.

I guess I will just stick to reviews of places we all know about to fill up my min posting requirement

[Nudus81]

"The problem here is that men are known to tell tall tales about sex. Review board postings are often the same as what one finds on Literotica. Every man's private parts are 8 inches. Every woman just throws herself at every man when he drops his pants." Quote from Gus Hogan on 9/15/12.

This is not always true. I, for example, have a private part that exceeds 13 inches, so I don't have to use "puffery" to describe how the ladies absolutely love me when I show up. In fact, they bid roses to pay for the the privilege of my company. Probably because I give them multiple pops, at least 7 or 8, every time. They love me for my dashing good looks and witty personality. The name of Vazooli is legendary throughout the Midwest and East Coast.

I do not have to "dream" the life, I live the dream!

-Vazooli

Let me know when they start paying you. At that point, I'll subscribe to your newsletter!

[Elpatron]

Driving along Elston Avenue saw a busted front glass window I though that place was closed, evrytime I pass by the lights are alwys off

[Vazooli]

Never heard this before? Anyone else got anything to say on this matter? This is a new one on me.

I haven't seen anything about this and I doubt that it is true. Uncle LEO yanking our collective chain?

-Vazooli

[Bend It]

This poor girl. She is either going to be overwhelmed with calls, exhausted from servicing so many customers, or get booted because all the other girls are jealous of the attention. Your most important statement there is "YMMV". You may have caught her on a good day, she may have found you attractive, or maybe thats the way she treats everyone. You know someone is going to see her and not get the same treatment and write a bad review. Congrats though, sounds like a great time! I have had experiences like that, and I am always torn whether to write a review and spread the good news, or keep it to myself and share with trusted friends.

She's a wh*re, getting her mouth and c*nt well-used is what she does, I think she likes her work and she'll appreciate the business. Once we got going, I think she liked it a little rough, when I used her tits as handles, so next time might try standing doggy, which can give us lots options for the submissive woman.

And yes, YMMV surely applies always, especially in massage places with multiple women. The earlier woman I reported on at the same place did not have FS on the menu. At least with me at that time. These women are all wh*res, I don't mean that as a negative, its descriptive and for me its a turn on. They all use their moneymakers, to one extent or another, its just not all the time, with all of us, in the right phase of the moon, depending on what else is going on in their lives, etc. But in the end, they all open their mouths and their legs at some point for strange men who give them money.

[Gopher88]

New Member but long time participant and lurker of the board. Much thanks to all for the helpful info. I have been trying to get logged in and approved for a while now but I felt this needed to get out there for you guys to be careful. I was with an asian provider whom I had been quite friendly with both as a client and out of the "office" with and while during our session she gets this call saying one of the girls in her agency had been nabbed. She tells me the client asked her to freshen up prior to the session and while in the bathroom he goes opens the door to let LEO and INS buddies in to arrest her. This scared the bajeezes out of me as most of these girls double up with roommates and on occasion I have been there with. Now I don't know if any of you noticed that the selection on Eros went from 42 down to 28 recently. Now the selection had been steadily growing with the more AMPs I heard being closed and the selection was very high, and then bang. All her friends scrambled get out and hide and I put her up for a few days till she made other arrangements. I have a feeling that Fart the Sheriff was at the bottom of it and the worst part is the agency did little if any background checks. Unfortunately I was told that it went nationwide and the Owner also got pinched. You can't help being doubled up on in these places but wrong place wrong time and you can get very burnt.

Be weary

Never heard this before? Anyone else got anything to say on this matter? This is a new one on me.

[LongRanger99]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ain-22/9526677

I called up the number from the backpage ad thinking it was a woman working out of her apartment or incall location, but it turned out to be more of an MP. Then when I got there, it was the same place I had seen the Puerto Rican wh*re I reported on earlier. Unmarked door, no sign, going into a garden level area with a few rooms. I only saw Lilly, but heard other people come and go. The rooms are fine, but nothing fancy.

Paid the $60 massage fee, go undressed and on the table. She came back in and began the massage. It was very nice, she used a nice, light, girl-friend like touch, but did all the things a therapist would do. So, the result was that it was both erotic and very relaxing.

On the flip, she asked if I wanted more, I said yes, a blowjob, and she got out a condom and went to work. Again, very erotic, light kisses on my legs, groin, up and down the shaft, before opening wide to take little Bend It in. She alternated between slow and sensual licking with more rigorous up and down. Some nice eye contact. I had removed her blouse and had nice access to her funbags while she was going at it.

I asked her if she fucked and she said yes. So I got up off the table and helped her remove her skirt, but kept on her very sexy heels. We necked some, lfk, some gentle caressing of her pussy through her panties. She nibbled on my ear while I found her clit and worked on her for a few minutes. Then I pulled her panties down and picked her up and laid her down on the table, on her back. She spread her legs and, while I was standing, I put myself inside of her. Her pussy was clean shaven and wet.

I held her ankles and spread her legs in a V shape and began to fuck her. At one point, I put her legs on my shoulders and reached down and grabbed her tits, for leverage, as I increased the speed and intensity of the plowing I was giving her. She was remarkably vocal for a not entirely private situation and seemed to be getting into it, started to rub her clit and got off twice. Whether for real or for my benefit. It was a good, hard pounding. Just what I needed. His went on for about 15 minutes before I unloaded in the condom.

After I pulled out and took off the condom, I helped her to her feet. She was more affectionate now than she had been earlier. She wrapped her arms around me, did some more LFK, nibbled my neck, etc. And told me that was nice. Helped me clean up and get dressed.

This was by far the most erotic, sensual and affectionate experience I've had in an MP in a long time. Highly recommended. As always, YMMV.

This poor girl. She is either going to be overwhelmed with calls, exhausted from servicing so many customers, or get booted because all the other girls are jealous of the attention. Your most important statement there is "YMMV". You may have caught her on a good day, she may have found you attractive, or maybe thats the way she treats everyone. You know someone is going to see her and not get the same treatment and write a bad review. Congrats though, sounds like a great time! I have had experiences like that, and I am always torn whether to write a review and spread the good news, or keep it to myself and share with trusted friends.

Yes: great report submitted by 'Bend It' and yes 'Benderedundat' I do suspect her phone will now be blowing up. This reminds me of earlier this year where two ladies got great reviews and then their phones started blowing off the hook. One of the ladies told me she paid off some bills that she did not know she was going to be able to pay. Also after the below ladies phones started blowing up, they then increased their prices.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...Reviews/page82 Post 3238

[RodBrass]

New Member but long time participant and lurker of the board. Much thanks to all for the helpful info. I have been trying to get logged in and approved for a while now but I felt this needed to get out there for you guys to be careful. I was with an asian provider whom I had been quite friendly with both as a client and out of the "office" with and while during our session she gets this call saying one of the girls in her agency had been nabbed. She tells me the client asked her to freshen up prior to the session and while in the bathroom he goes opens the door to let LEO and INS buddies in to arrest her. This scared the bajeezes out of me as most of these girls double up with roommates and on occasion I have been there with. Now I don't know if any of you noticed that the selection on Eros went from 42 down to 28 recently. Now the selection had been steadily growing with the more AMPs I heard being closed and the selection was very high, and then bang. All her friends scrambled get out and hide and I put her up for a few days till she made other arrangements. I have a feeling that Fart the Sheriff was at the bottom of it and the worst part is the agency did little if any background checks. Unfortunately I was told that it went nationwide and the Owner also got pinched. You can't help being doubled up on in these places but wrong place wrong time and you can get very burnt.

Be weary

[Benderedundat]

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This was by far the most erotic, sensual and affectionate experience I've had in an MP in a long time. Highly recommended. As always, YMMV.

This poor girl. She is either going to be overwhelmed with calls, exhausted from servicing so many customers, or get booted because all the other girls are jealous of the attention. Your most important statement there is "YMMV". You may have caught her on a good day, she may have found you attractive, or maybe thats the way she treats everyone. You know someone is going to see her and not get the same treatment and write a bad review. Congrats though, sounds like a great time! I have had experiences like that, and I am always torn whether to write a review and spread the good news, or keep it to myself and share with trusted friends.

[Garbonzo]

I had read that they were closed, but I saw reports of activity and needed to scratch an itch. I went there last weekend, met someone I hadn't had before (and whose name I can't remember, sorry) , and had the same experience as usual. Solid and reliable but not spectacular. Left 2 Jacksons as tip for the hour. Temperature in the shower is messed up though; wouldn't want to go on a cold day until it's fixed!

[Bend It]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ain-22/9526677

I called up the number from the backpage ad thinking it was a woman working out of her apartment or incall location, but it turned out to be more of an MP. Then when I got there, it was the same place I had seen the Puerto Rican wh*re I reported on earlier. Unmarked door, no sign, going into a garden level area with a few rooms. I only saw Lilly, but heard other people come and go. The rooms are fine, but nothing fancy.

Paid the $60 massage fee, go undressed and on the table. She came back in and began the massage. It was very nice, she used a nice, light, girl-friend like touch, but did all the things a therapist would do. So, the result was that it was both erotic and very relaxing.

On the flip, she asked if I wanted more, I said yes, a blowjob, and she got out a condom and went to work. Again, very erotic, light kisses on my legs, groin, up and down the shaft, before opening wide to take little Bend It in. She alternated between slow and sensual licking with more rigorous up and down. Some nice eye contact. I had removed her blouse and had nice access to her funbags while she was going at it.

I asked her if she fucked and she said yes. So I got up off the table and helped her remove her skirt, but kept on her very sexy heels. We necked some, lfk, some gentle caressing of her pussy through her panties. She nibbled on my ear while I found her clit and worked on her for a few minutes. Then I pulled her panties down and picked her up and laid her down on the table, on her back. She spread her legs and, while I was standing, I put myself inside of her. Her pussy was clean shaven and wet.

I held her ankles and spread her legs in a V shape and began to fuck her. At one point, I put her legs on my shoulders and reached down and grabbed her tits, for leverage, as I increased the speed and intensity of the plowing I was giving her. She was remarkably vocal for a not entirely private situation and seemed to be getting into it, started to rub her clit and got off twice. Whether for real or for my benefit. It was a good, hard pounding. Just what I needed. His went on for about 15 minutes before I unloaded in the condom.

After I pulled out and took off the condom, I helped her to her feet. She was more affectionate now than she had been earlier. She wrapped her arms around me, did some more LFK, nibbled my neck, etc. And told me that was nice. Helped me clean up and get dressed.

This was by far the most erotic, sensual and affectionate experience I've had in an MP in a long time. Highly recommended. As always, YMMV.

[Vazooli]

Thanks for not telling the fact that you pay nothing and have a homemade meal waiting when your done. House wants nothing because you make the girls want to stay and the girls just are amazed.

How did you find this out? Yes, the ladies are nice to me and some of the Chinese cooking is top notch. I don't like the kim chee very much, though. Way too much garlic and too sour.

-Vazooli