Massage Parlor Reports

[IntoFunTimes]

Checked it out twice. $60 Door for 60 min. Massage was slightly better than average, but nothing approaching deep tissue. (Not that you would expect that, but the other place in Kenosha offers a pretty solid rub-down) I saw Emmi, who was cute and almost impossible for me to guess an age for. She had a nice little body that remained under every piece of clothing she began with. She was fairly strict with the draping, and offered no tease before the flip. After the flip she tucked the towel in snug around The Equipment to do the legs. A little bit of contact (rubbing her legs / ass) didn't seem to catch her attention, and at the end I gestured toward the strategically placed towel. Exchanging glances and the universal signal, she performed an average handshake and we parted ways. I left an unsolicited. 30 tip. Second time, similar situation, but had to insist coyly on the finish as someone was in the next room. (Which is actually separated only by a partial wall. No doors either, just curtains.

While I was excited about this place, it just doesn't seem worth it to me. Between the coaxing for service and the lack of privacy, I'm just not that excited about heading back. ALthough the fact that she hasn't asked for tip before finishing is new to me. Any seniors seen that before?

FunTimes

I saw a BP ad for a new AMP in Kenosha. Might check it out if no one else does.

Visited a small town AMP today out of state. I know some of you hate my out of state stories. I'd been there before and told myself not to go back. A matronly looking 50 plus mamasan type, one girl shop. Last time she was cold and not too enthusiastic. Gave it another try since its the only thing around for miles. Today she was friendly and flirty. We had a long talk. Very lonely woman, working by herself. I was finishing up a phone call when I arrived and she was staring out her office window hoping I'd come in. Decent massage, topless finish and clean up. Begged me to stick around and talk. Offered to brew me coffee. Pleaded with me to return soon. Well if she was a 25 year old Korean spinner I'd have probably proposed marriage. She told me the only other Chinese people around were the ones who owned the buffet at the old Ponderosa. Over it was $25 less than what I would have paid at Golden Hands. There you get a pretty Russian but the massage is minimal at best. A lot of you already know about GH, check the Roselle board in Illinois.

[MasterPrompt]

I'm licking my wounds, since I kept putting off a visit. ("Maybe next week I'll splurge on the 90 minute round trip.")

Sounds like they were busted for being unlicensed. You'd think at this point, the people doing the financing would know better.

It's too easy of an operation to bust if they leave their tail end blowing in the wind. Why not go the extra mile and get bonafide?

Same here. Had it on my bucket list in a manor of speaking.

You and I both know that saying they were unlicensed is their way of saying "We couldn't prove they were providing 'other services', but we think they are, so here's our excuse to shut them down". The licensing has so many loopholes, it's impossible for a legit person to be completely on the level. There's always an open hole that lets an official come in and push an agenda with an easy out for said official.

[Member #5121]

I'm licking my wounds, since I kept putting off a visit. ("Maybe next week I'll splurge on the 90 minute round trip.")

Sounds like they were busted for being unlicensed. You'd think at this point, the people doing the financing would know better.

It's too easy of an operation to bust if they leave their tail end blowing in the wind. Why not go the extra mile and get bonafide?

I'm disappointed because those ladies were really nice and put a good effort into the massage. They never tried to upsell or take advantage. Hope things work out ok for them.

[Coochie Eater]

Thought it was too good to be true.

http://www.lakegenevanews.net/Articl...ge-parlor.html

Department of Homeland Security? Really? If jacking-off is a threat to homeland security, you fuckers must be all bin Ladens. I know this because you all have heat-seeking missiles hidden in your pants. Thank God that Homeland Security is putting a stop to this threat.

[LookingForLefty]

Golf score will go up.

I'm disappointed because those ladies were really nice and put a good effort into the massage. They never tried to upsell or take advantage. Hope things work out ok for them.

[Milw Fireman]

Golf score will go up.

Thought it was too good to be.

http://www.lakegenevanews.net/Articl...ge-parlor.html

[LookingForLefty]

For anyone who enjoyed massage at the nail salon near 60th & North, you're out of luck. I went in today. Jam packed with African American girls and Asians of both genders and all ages, doing the grunt work. From what I could gather, they no longer offer body massage, only foot rubs. I caught a view of the room in back. Seems to only have an upright table for facials. Not sure why they discontinued this service. They only had the single, dedicated Asian woman doing the body work. Didn't ask where she went, but I'm curious to find out where.

When she moved to North Ave she called all the time but I had no clue what she was saying. Finally she got one of the ladies there to call and explain a few things. That was a horrible place to go due to the noise, smell, and lack of privacy. Wonder if she went back to Grand Avenue?

Lake Geneva. I thought that was a clean well run place that offered good massages. Very legit as the ladies there never did any soliciting.

[Member #5121]

For anyone who enjoyed massage at the nail salon near 60th & North, you're out of luck. I went in today. Jam packed with African American girls and Asians of both genders and all ages, doing the grunt work. From what I could gather, they no longer offer body massage, only foot rubs. I caught a view of the room in back. Seems to only have an upright table for facials. Not sure why they discontinued this service. They only had the single, dedicated Asian woman doing the body work. Didn't ask where she went, but I'm curious to find out where.

[ScooterAllCity]

Hmmmmm. Why would a place advertise massage, then deny they offered it when a stranger calls? Maybe they really do offer it to a select few. Oh, LEFTY! We need your assistance here!

I doubt that is being offered to only a select few as I would have smelt that out by now. I doubt that the massage is being advertised but is still on their professionally painted sign that's in front of the building.

[Craven Morehead]

I did the same thing a year or so ago and no massage girl was available then. It's just north of Capitol on Appleton Ave and Perkins St. I was disappointed a bit as I thought this place had potential.

Hmmmmm. Why would a place advertise massage, then deny they offered it when a stranger calls? Maybe they really do offer it to a select few. Oh, LEFTY! We need your assistance here!

[Sqnlvl]

Thought it was too good to be true.

http://www.lakegenevanews.net/Articl...ge-parlor.html

[ScooterAllCity]

On the N side today I spotted a small place called Pamper Me Please on Appleton. Info about the services they offer, including massage was on the sign outside along with their phone # so I gave them a call to ask about their massage services. The lady says they don't currently have anyone there to do massage & referred me to some other place that looks pretty boring.

CM

I did the same thing a year or so ago and no massage girl was available then. It's just north of Capitol on Appleton Ave and Perkins St. I was disappointed a bit as I thought this place had potential.

[Lonelyguy128]

I saw a BP ad for a new AMP in Kenosha. Might check it out if no one else does.

Visited a small town AMP today out of state. I know some of you hate my out of state stories. I'd been there before and told myself not to go back. A matronly looking 50 plus mamasan type, one girl shop. Last time she was cold and not too enthusiastic. Gave it another try since its the only thing around for miles. Today she was friendly and flirty. We had a long talk. Very lonely woman, working by herself. I was finishing up a phone call when I arrived and she was staring out her office window hoping I'd come in. Decent massage, topless finish and clean up. Begged me to stick around and talk. Offered to brew me coffee. Pleaded with me to return soon. Well if she was a 25 year old Korean spinner I'd have probably proposed marriage. She told me the only other Chinese people around were the ones who owned the buffet at the old Ponderosa. Over it was $25 less than what I would have paid at Golden Hands. There you get a pretty Russian but the massage is minimal at best. A lot of you already know about GH, check the Roselle board in Illinois.

There are also some of us who love your stories no matter what state they happen to take place in.

[TcTc1]

Quick note: Driving through the 27th & Howard intersection, I noticed a place called Eastern Massage. Open sign turned on at 7:45pm.

My guess? The same tired. 5/10 scale mamasans running the place.

Yep, nailed (will use this as my intro, I guess. Long time lurker). Checked that place out. One of the grandmamasans from the one down the street was there, same exact overpriced list though. Undoubtedly also the same lame massage, and overpriced, rushed extra.

The only difference I saw is the new extra talent they hired (decidedly younger and better looking) but you know what you'll get if you go there.

[LookingForLefty]

I saw a BP ad for a new AMP in Kenosha. Might check it out if no one else does.

Visited a small town AMP today out of state. I know some of you hate my out of state stories. I'd been there before and told myself not to go back. A matronly looking 50 plus mamasan type, one girl shop. Last time she was cold and not too enthusiastic. Gave it another try since its the only thing around for miles. Today she was friendly and flirty. We had a long talk. Very lonely woman, working by herself. I was finishing up a phone call when I arrived and she was staring out her office window hoping I'd come in. Decent massage, topless finish and clean up. Begged me to stick around and talk. Offered to brew me coffee. Pleaded with me to return soon. Well if she was a 25 year old Korean spinner I'd have probably proposed marriage. She told me the only other Chinese people around were the ones who owned the buffet at the old Ponderosa. Over it was $25 less than what I would have paid at Golden Hands. There you get a pretty Russian but the massage is minimal at best. A lot of you already know about GH, check the Roselle board in Illinois.