Massage Parlor Reports

**Pcpc1688** · 10-04-12 20:27

ESCORT ADVERTISEMENT AND WEBSITE DECODER.

Ultimate GFE. Has a good imagination.

I enjoy my work. A highly accomplished actress, fakes "O"s better than Meg Ryan.

Down-to-earth. Isn't high.

Energetic. Is high.

Discreet. Too disorganized to keep your personal information.

Outcall only. Has a car, lives in a motel.

Incall only. Doesn't have a car, lives in a motel.

BBW. Pick a fold, any fold.

I answer my phone. No computer.

E-mail me only. No phone.

Fill out my online booking form. You will never get an appointment, ever.

Punctual. +- 2 hours.

Educated. 5 years of high school.

Wants to spend time getting to know you. Kills as much of the hour as possible with idle chit-chat.

Appreciates tips. $200 for a no-touch dance, $300 more for FS.

Girl-next-door. Has a face like a basset hound.

Mature. Take her photo, add 15 years.

Classy. Washes.

University Educated. Bartending School.

Sensitive. Doesn't laugh at you to your face.

Loves meeting new people. She needs the money.

Lingerie available. BYO, she'll be more than happy to wear it.

Sensual. Turns the TV off.

Referrals required. Wants to gauge how skanky you really are.

Deposit required. Primadonna.

Sophisticated. Stops the action to take cell phone calls.

Blonde. Bad dye job.

Redhead. Wig.

Couples welcome. At least women usually wash.

Can bring a friend. Anything to get you off faster.

Smoker. 6 packs a day.

Non-Smoker. 2 packs a day.

Doesn't do drugs. That happens after the session.

Face obscured on site for privacy. Butt ugly.

Elegant Dinner Companion. A free meal is always nice.

Tight butt. No hips, ass looks like 14 year old boy.

B cup. BB's on a breadboard.

C cup. B cup.

D cup. C cup.

DD cup. Fat.

115. 140.

125. 150.

135. 160.

140+. A house.

New pics on site. Reviewers slammed her for dated pics.

I only take 1 appointment per day. The other 5 are just friends.

My car broke down. She has better things to do.

My email crashed, I lost everything. She has better things to do for the next week.

Retirement. She met a BF who doesn't like her job.

Coming out of retirement. She was dumped.

Holiday Specials. Kids need winter clothes.

Light Domination. You don't want FS? All the better.

If you seek a onetime experience, look elsewhere. Look elsewhere.

Nice apartment. Doesn't live in a motel.

A few piercings. Face and bod look like a pin cushion.

A few tats. More ink than bare skin.

Very accommodating. Speaks greek if you are less than 6", $100 extra.

Now independent. Too flaky even for the agency.

Genuine pics. Just not of her.

34-23-34. 34-32-40.

PC out

**Randy Farang** · 10-04-12 18:43

I was going to be out near Centerville yesterday and decided to check out Pretty Asian Ladies Massage. I called in mid-afternoon and was quoted $80 / hour. I then got sidetracked and called to say I would be by later. Then I called again around 8 and was again quoted $80 / hr. I arrived at their location, an apartment development near 28 an 66 and was met by a cute spinner named Susan.

The back massage was barely started when she started the up-sell, and she was pushing hard. When I asked what was on the menu I was told that it was standard NOVA fare, but she thought the dish was worth a lot more than average. When I said that I couldn't go more than. 40 for just plain NOVA and she said roll over and let's go. (This was after less than five minutes on the back.)

Her technique was incredibly mechanical and I felt as if I was being worked on with a pair of vice-grips. She knew every way to avoid roaming and each time I attempted to slide a hand into her britches she would stop and tell me in no uncertain terms that touching wasn't allowed. After a fairly short time she started with the "You come now" routine. When I pointed out that I had paid for an hour she was adamant with No, No, you come now. In the end I wrote it off to taking one for the team an left without satisfaction.

As always, YMMV, but I've had more interpersonal relationships with parking meters and I've been treated better by TSA employees at Dulles.

**KNockturnal** · 10-04-12 09:47

Originally Posted by Pcpc1688 [View Original Post]

Feeling rich

Hit up Rich in Hern last week. My old sp apparently transfered to NY according to Bunny. Bunny is prob in the 40's but not bad to look at. Good size headlights. TS was pleasant and was where I set the tone for post msg. The msg itself was pretty lame by my standards. She did upsell me and it ended up $.4 with north and south access and an unconventional finish against the mound and between the thighs, which was a first for me.

So please clarify that you paid. 8 house fee plus $.4 to dry hump her for $$.2 out the door? You can do much better and get it all the Tysons condo.

PC out

More like a lubed hump and no it was house fee. 8 and I did. 6 tip instead of. 4, So $.4 total.

**Pcpc1688** · 10-04-12 08:52

Feeling rich

Hit up Rich in Hern last week. My old sp apparently transfered to NY according to Bunny. Bunny is prob in the 40's but not bad to look at. Good size headlights. TS was pleasant and was where I set the tone for post msg. The msg itself was pretty lame by my standards. She did upsell me and it ended up $.4 with north and south access and an unconventional finish against the mound and between the thighs, which was a first for me.

So please clarify that you paid. 8 house fee plus $.4 to dry hump her for $$.2 out the door? You can do much better and get it all the Tysons condos.

PC out

**KNockturnal** · 10-03-12 12:49

Hit up Rich in Hern last week. My old sp apparently transfered to NY according to Bunny. Bunny is prob in the 40's but not bad to look at. Good size headlights. TS was pleasant and was where I set the tone for post msg. The msg itself was pretty lame by my standards. She did upsell me and it ended up $.4 with north and south access and an unconventional finish against the mound and between the thighs, which was a first for me.

**Funkey** · 10-03-12 10:18

Mind sharing the name and location. Need a good massage.

Thanks in advance

Originally Posted by AlexCort [View Original Post]

Decided to try this place south of the beltway, even though some not-so-great forum reviews. Location with front and back entrances and discrete parking in the back. Was greeted warmly and brought right to the room. No TS available only stand-up was offered, so declined. Provider was 40s, healthy and enthusiastic. May have been on the thick side, but that works for me.

Massage was above average, with the right amount of pressure and soft touch. On the flip, received an enthusiastic nova finish, with roaming allowed up north. Help getting dressed, a bottle of water, gave me a hug and a deep bow and I was on my way. Total damage was $.2, including tip. Was very appreciative and urged me to return, citing the benfits of regular massage therapy. I agree! Overall a very satisfying experience.

**TanGuy704** · 10-02-12 13:40

Originally Posted by Bongo1212 [View Original Post]

After dreaming of Nikki repeatedly I thought it was time to share. She's tall with a terrific body and has a spectacular attitude. Great girl with a quality head on her shoulders, sense of humor, no rush whatsoever, and a real focus on making you happy. And a *very* sensual experience including a quality massage with lots of B2B and a very pleasing finish.

Works out of a clean condo with nice table and ambiance on par with a decent AMP.

Not sure if this belongs here or BP so I guess I'll post in both.

http://exoticxscape4you.com/

Checked out Nikki today and can confirm a spectacular time. First time with nuru and I thought it was exhilerating. Nikki herself was breathtaking. Great body, great demeanor, really easy to talk to. I have hit up a lot of the AMP's in Tyson's and Vienna but this was by far the best experience I've had. Wanted to try the nuru out one more time and I've read a lot about Bianca in MoCo. Does anyone have information to contact? PM's would be greatly appreciated so I can further report.

**AlexCort** · 10-01-12 07:13

Decided to try this place south of the beltway, even though some not-so-great forum reviews. Location with front and back entrances and discrete parking in the back. Was greeted warmly and brought right to the room. No TS available only stand-up was offered, so declined. Provider was 40s, healthy and enthusiastic. May have been on the thick side, but that works for me.

Massage was above average, with the right amount of pressure and soft touch. On the flip, received an enthusiastic nova finish, with roaming allowed up north. Help getting dressed, a bottle of water, gave me a hug and a deep bow and I was on my way. Total damage was $.2, including tip. Was very appreciative and urged me to return, citing the benfits of regular massage therapy. I agree! Overall a very satisfying experience.

**The Nub** · 09-30-12 20:33

Originally Posted by Powkid [View Original Post]

New talent. Old girls are gone. Still a nice place to go. I would recommend this spa to anyone looking for a good massage, and friendly girls.

I was there 2 weeks ago, and the staff was the same as my first therapy there 2 months ago. You mean the staff was replaced since? Any improvement?

**AKFourtySeven** · 09-30-12 17:37

I went there in the afternoon. Nobody else was there and nobody showed up during the session. Quietest AMP I've been in for a while.

Amy was my therapist. 30's or 40's. Nice cute petite little thang. Didn't talk much.

Gave an excellent medium and soft touch massage. Gave the usual donation for the usual services.

I'll go back.

**Powkid** · 09-30-12 15:19

New talent. Old girls are gone. Still a nice place to go. I would recommend this spa to anyone looking for a good massage, and friendly girls.

**Ymmv Alot** · 09-29-12 08:27

I hope my ATF's "vacation" is restful for her. Because it won't be restful for me as I will now be traveling farther to unknown shores and ports of call until her return (I hope she comes back. I know from reading this board, they don't always return to this area).

During the evening storms as rain flowed from the sky, I headed south of the mixing bowl by one and visited a nice spa that was located well above the floodwaters.

Perhaps the largest place I've seen (very high ceilings)

Older staff, but that's OK for me.

A standard enjoyable hour across the board with Kim (?) providing the smiles.

I liked this place, but.

YMMV Alot

**VAPilot** · 09-28-12 14:29

Provider named Lisa from Beijing, about 30yo. Nice figure, reasonably attractive.

CL ad says $45, upsell started when I entered. $45 is for soft massage, strong massage is $60.

Private rooms with doors, but door was left open about 3-4".

Paid the $60. Got a decent massage (7/10). Chatted a little duringthe massage. She left the room a few times to answer the phone or greet someone, for which there was no time added. Did not leave happy. I wasn't going to leave a tip, but then as I was leaving she asked for one. Gave her a $20 and departed. On the way out the was an older (55+) American woman sitting in the reception area.

Won't be back.

**VAPilot** · 09-28-12 14:11

Originally Posted by OneHitWonders [View Original Post]

My experience was similar to yours. I was not too impressed with the set-up. I did receive a good massage. My masseuse was Chinese.

Provider named Lisa (as best as I can recall). Chinese from Hunan, probably about 40yo. Slim and attractive. Massage was good. I was in a "semi-private" room, actual walls, but they didn't go all the way to the ceiling and only a curtain over the doorway.

Strictly legit.

**Eerock** · 09-28-12 10:07

I've spent some quality time there as well, but given the location, they try and keep a low profile. Thus no TS, and they only advertise once a day on CL it seems.

Originally Posted by The Nub [View Original Post]

Went to this place by an animal hospital near Chain bridge Road. This seems to be another Chinese Spa. Was greeted at the door by "Chosie." Chinese, late 40's early 50's. Good shape for her age. No ts, wasn't offered a shower at all. Massage was actually very good, not CMT level, but better than what you get at most AMPs in NoVa. On the flip, a little teasing to set the mood for standard NOVA. NoVa was actually very nice, not rushed, liked that there was actually some build up to it, teasing and soft touch around and slowly built up from there. Curtains pulled down upon request, B's. Left. 4, she was thankful. Good service but I was not impressed in the looks dept, just average for our area. So I'll keep looking for a new ATF.

Stay safe.