Massage Parlor Reports

**Ken79** · 09-19-12 01:07

After a long hot day walking around town I decided to escape for some relaxation. Quick search and found this joint. House fee is about right and the service fits the bill. Requested a hard deep tissue massage and she did a wonderful job on my sore feet from walking all day. Not a mention of extras but I got one anyways and ultimately left satisfied with her efforts. Certainly worth a revisit.

**Smith1490** · 09-18-12 18:04

Originally Posted by ChezBone [View Original Post]

A little confused. Which place are you talking about?

Was responding to a message in this chain.

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/3253928911.html

Noticed a new AMP today on CL near Wrigleyville. Anyone check it out yet? If not I may have to TOFTT

**Tkeung32** · 09-18-12 16:23

First I went to the unwind spa and it is true that they are old ladys and I passed. Then I drive over to the one recommend by 36st and it's kinda hard to find especially with the construction around. She did said only massage so maybe next time when I only need a massage because the rate is very good.

Then I went finally back to my normal AMP and meet a new provider (my normal one was all book up and I can't wait another hour to see her) so kelly is really good on the massage and the attitude is nice also. I will repeat with her now. Total damage $.60 (included door fee) I am happy.

**Nighthawk1955** · 09-18-12 12:56

God help you if the pervert who sees a provider right after you rapes or kills her. After that, all bets are off.

Originally Posted by XXXlaw [View Original Post]

Oh, I agree with the posters who think that posts on this board are not likely to lead to an investigation of the poster and charges in the usual turn of events. First, law enforcement is likely to use this site for intelligence and probably would prefer that the posting is active so it can keep its fingers on the pulse of what's going on; a direct prosecution leading from a post here would dry it up, and heck, in their thinking it's low-level stuff in the context of a very big city, anyway, and that kind of a prosecution would be meaningless. Vice aside for a moment, the focus of the detectives usually isn't on misdemeanors unless it can lead them to felonies, and that's the trouble. Information posted here can be used as leverage to get a reluctant poster, perhaps a married poster, to cooperate in a broader investigation or an investigation more serious than low level prostitution, especially when it tracks with those ATM withdrawals, I-Pass toll events, and cellphone and text records. Tools that they would use if they had a felony investigation that they cared about. You'd be amazed at the very wide variety of crimes that lead to subpoenas of online posting activity. The connection may be quite tangential. But the potential of life changing embarrassment and the threat of prosecution is always there. Compromising customers has always been part of vice enforcement here and it always will be. My only point is that there is no real anonymity here, for anyone in law enforcement who cares to scratch the surface. And that can lead to unpredictable intrusions into a poster's life, and every once in a blue moon, to some very serious consequences for some posters. Some posts here are in the category of people who put a noose around their necks because they know the odds are slim that any trapdoor will be pulled. And the odds are low. But it's a delusion not to recognize the position you put yourself into and the potential of catastrophic results that may ensue if the long blue arm of the law gets interested in the poster.

**RogerC** · 09-18-12 07:42

Folks, lets stop with the twaddle and remember what Jackson always says:

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.

**Toosweet1975** · 09-18-12 00:28

It's been a while since I had a dream. Well because I don't sleep much. Haha. But anyway. Had some Disappointments in the past several months or so. So I decided to give my reliable LMP a go. Since I have not been there in over a year. I seen Yese, She was very cute and I was surprise at a pretty good massage. It actually sent chills down my spine. Well It was also 60 degrees in that room, haha. Standard Tantra finish. Total loss was $20. But to be Honest, I went there to see a certain gal that I seen at another place. I seen her once at another spot and the next time I tried to set a appointment up with her. She was POOF Gone! Because she actually loved doing her work. For more details about her. (seniors only) But she was occupied at the time. I will repeat. Might be my fav LMP spot for a while until I find something better. But I told them they need to turn the Air condition off. Haha. Goodness.

Happy and safe Hunting!

**Jovi69** · 09-17-12 21:33

First time post. Dreamt I had a message from Jessie on North & Western. Jessie has a great personality and was super nice. *

Message was topless, yoga pants do not come off. HJ was included with a 1. 6 total. It was my 1st experience with a body rub, pics are fake, lite touching was ok. My only disappointment was that I'm an ass man. I called the # based on those pics. I will probably repeat but I might want to try other providers first to compare. *

**XXXlaw** · 09-17-12 21:10

Oh, I agree with the posters who think that posts on this board are not likely to lead to an investigation of the poster and charges in the usual turn of events. First, law enforcement is likely to use this site for intelligence and probably would prefer that the posting is active so it can keep its fingers on the pulse of what's going on; a direct prosecution leading from a post here would dry it up, and heck, in their thinking it's low-level stuff in the context of a very big city, anyway, and that kind of a prosecution would be meaningless. Vice aside for a moment, the focus of the detectives usually isn't on misdemeanors unless it can lead them to felonies, and that's the trouble. Information posted here can be used as leverage to get a reluctant poster, perhaps a married poster, to cooperate in a broader investigation or an investigation more serious than low level prostitution, especially when it tracks with those ATM withdrawals, I-Pass toll events, and cellphone and text records. Tools that they would use if they had a felony investigation that they cared about. You'd be amazed at the very wide variety of crimes that lead to subpoenas of online posting activity. The connection may be quite tangential. But the potential of life changing embarrassment and the threat of prosecution is always there. Compromising customers has always been part of vice enforcement here and it always will be. My only point is that there is no real anonymity here, for anyone in law enforcement who cares to scratch the surface. And that can lead to unpredictable intrusions into a poster's life, and every once in a blue moon, to some very serious consequences for some posters. Some posts here are in the category of people who put a noose around their necks because they know the odds are slim that any trapdoor will be pulled. And the odds are low. But it's a delusion not to recognize the position you put yourself into and the potential of catastrophic results that may ensue if the long blue arm of the law gets interested in the poster.

**Jovi69** · 09-17-12 15:36

First time post. Dreamt I had a message from Jessie on North & Western. Jessie has a great personality and was super nice. *

Message was topless, yoga pants do not come off. HJ was included with a 1. 6 total. It was my 1st experience with a body rub, pics are fake, lite touching was ok. My only disappointment was that I'm an ass man. I called the # based on those pics. I will probably repeat but I might want to try other providers first to compare. *

**SgtPerv** · 09-17-12 11:27

Thanks for not telling the fact that you pay nothing and have a homemade meal waiting when your done. House wants nothing because you make the girls want to stay and the girls just are amazed.

**Mr Mister** · 09-17-12 11:16

I'd hate to hear how humble you are when describing an encounter. You shy stud LOL!

Originally Posted by Vazooli [View Original Post]

"The problem here is that men are known to tell tall tales about sex. Review board postings are often the same as what one finds on Literotica. Every man's private parts are 8 inches. Every woman just throws herself at every man when he drops his pants." Quote from Gus Hogan on 9/15/12.

This is not always true. I, for example, have a private part that exceeds 13 inches, so I don't have to use "puffery" to describe how the ladies absolutely love me when I show up. In fact, they bid roses to pay for the the privilege of my company. Probably because I give them multiple pops, at least 7 or 8, every time. They love me for my dashing good looks and witty personality. The name of Vazooli is legendary throughout the Midwest and East Coast.

I do not have to "dream" the life, I live the dream!

-Vazooli

**Vazooli** · 09-17-12 10:48

"The problem here is that men are known to tell tall tales about sex. Review board postings are often the same as what one finds on Literotica. Every man's private parts are 8 inches. Every woman just throws herself at every man when he drops his pants." Quote from Gus Hogan on 9/15/12.

This is not always true. I, for example, have a private part that exceeds 13 inches, so I don't have to use "puffery" to describe how the ladies absolutely love me when I show up. In fact, they bid roses to pay for the the privilege of my company. Probably because I give them multiple pops, at least 7 or 8, every time. They love me for my dashing good looks and witty personality. The name of Vazooli is legendary throughout the Midwest and East Coast.

I do not have to "dream" the life, I live the dream!

-Vazooli

**ChezBone** · 09-17-12 08:10

A little confused. Which place are you talking about?

Originally Posted by Smith1490 [View Original Post]

I swung by today after just having a good rub and tug elsewhere. Couple of older ladies running the place, probably about 50. One running the counter and the other in the back. I went ahead and got a massage and it was an ok massage but not noteworthy for the rub. I'm sure you can get a release here and she pretty much did everything a provider would do to show she was game but I wasn't interested. Steer clear unless you're into older Asian ladies.

**Smith1490** · 09-17-12 02:23

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

I called for pricing info yesterday. $45 for 1/2 hour, $65 for 1 hour. If you want TS add $10. I passed after hearing that; didn't want to overpay for something unproven.

I swung by today after just having a good rub and tug elsewhere. Couple of older ladies running the place, probably about 50. One running the counter and the other in the back. I went ahead and got a massage and it was an ok massage but not noteworthy for the rub. I'm sure you can get a release here and she pretty much did everything a provider would do to show she was game but I wasn't interested. Steer clear unless you're into older Asian ladies.

**Davidonecall** · 09-16-12 10:15

Originally Posted by Benderedundat [View Original Post]

I am a big tipper to anybody in the service industry. Especially to breakfast waitresses, bartenders, and hotel maids. For her, I thought she did an outstanding job. She gave me a full hour of hard work. The normal price is $60, which the girls usually split with the house 50/50 or 60/40. I paid $40, Which means she only got $20-25 from the house for the massage. I was making up the difference. I was prepared to keep the money in my pocket if it was bad. I said I was covered meaning my butt and crotch were covered with a towel. I was not draped and wrapped. I have had those and they are usually from recent massage school graduates. You are right; it is my money. I will choose how I spend it.

I for one would have tip the same. I have been to plenty and if they are real good you should tip them right. Also if you tip good they remember you and from experience one who never have done this decided that because I was hard she would give me HJ with her eyes close and was I really feeling on her. So I tip a little more now she has had appointment and have made then wait so she can take care of me. This last time I was able to suck on her tits and yes still with her eyes close. Money really talks without saying a word.