Massage Parlor Reports

**HavanaDreaming** · 09-14-12 23:01

Saw this ad http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...267428885.html

So decided to give it a shot since I was nearby on business. Called and was told to come on over. When I arrived I was asked if I could wait 15 mins. Kind of a WTF moment since I had just called. Since I was there I waited a few, went back inane was completely ignored by both women now talking. Left. A total waste of time!

**PropWolf** · 09-14-12 22:06

Tried out ST below the mixing bowl, drew Hanna, petite, late-30's or early 40's, decent body. Provider was a little anxious at first (guess she thought I might be Leo) , but after the table shower, things went smoothly. Standard nova on the flip, excellent st technique. Might return to see if more is available on repeat.

**AlexCort** · 09-14-12 17:20

Visited a place very near the mixing bowl and was underwhelmed. Had called ahead and scheduled an appt and upon arrival (on time BTW) they had no knowledge of the appt and acted like it was an inconvenience that I was there, even though it was not busy and the middle of the day. Paid for an hour and requested TS and that seemed to further annoy my provider. TS eventually was pretty good and massage was thorough with lots of hard pressure, but the provider smelled of cigarettes. Can't say I was shorted on time and the provider eventually was pleasant at the end. Sent me on my way happy, but not refreshed. Probably will not repeat there.

**DcFishMonger** · 09-14-12 05:00

Originally Posted by JNewMonic [View Original Post]

I'm beginning to think this is a spot where you find tires instead of fish, or its somewhere in the sky.

No, don't believe Goodyear has anything to do with this location. Maybe you need to go do some searching on your own and you'll find what you're looking for, though I doubt it.

**JNewMonic** · 09-12-12 20:34

I'm beginning to think this is a spot where you find tires instead of fish, or its somewhere in the sky.

Originally Posted by DcFishMonger [View Original Post]

Went back to the AMP apt and this time drew a young girl. Haven't seen her there before, would say face is 8 body 9 and looks to be abou mid 20's. Overall her massage skills were better than expected as the younger ones tend to rush through and are body rub to soft touch in less than 30 min. Got about 40 min rub before the flip. Once the flip showed her my fully awake buddy at which she smiled and said "tasty" in Chinese. Was worried as she was very serious and business-like at the start and the 2 other girls I've met there had seemed to have moved on. That's when I knew it was still the fully committed service I'd come to expect. Very enthusiastic performance and shortly after the timer went off we came to a sweaty finish. Definitely recommend this place, but apparently prices vary by provider. Standard 1hr fee to the house is 0. 8 and between 0. 8 to 1. 5 depending on your relaxation method and girl. This time around total damage was 1. 8 and very much worth it with an extra 0. 2 tip thrown in. Asked her how long she's going to be around and seems like she didn't really understand what I was saying. Just responded with smiles and nodding. Hope she's around for awhile, because last visit there was an much older one possibly late 40's to early 50's. I know she's not MMS as the MMS is a 30 something lady from out of state.

Stay safe and happy hunting.

P. S.

Those of you with a single post asking for more info, sorry I'm not going to ruin a good thing for myself and those others who have partaken in this new NoVA venture. Believe they started advertising in local pages and such, just FYI.

**DcFishMonger** · 09-11-12 23:59

Went back to the AMP apt and this time drew a young girl. Haven't seen her there before, would say face is 8 body 9 and looks to be abou mid 20's. Overall her massage skills were better than expected as the younger ones tend to rush through and are body rub to soft touch in less than 30 min. Got about 40 min rub before the flip. Once the flip showed her my fully awake buddy at which she smiled and said "tasty" in Chinese. Was worried as she was very serious and business-like at the start and the 2 other girls I've met there had seemed to have moved on. That's when I knew it was still the fully committed service I'd come to expect. Very enthusiastic performance and shortly after the timer went off we came to a sweaty finish. Definitely recommend this place, but apparently prices vary by provider. Standard 1hr fee to the house is 0. 8 and between 0. 8 to 1. 5 depending on your relaxation method and girl. This time around total damage was 1. 8 and very much worth it with an extra 0. 2 tip thrown in. Asked her how long she's going to be around and seems like she didn't really understand what I was saying. Just responded with smiles and nodding. Hope she's around for awhile, because last visit there was an much older one possibly late 40's to early 50's. I know she's not MMS as the MMS is a 30 something lady from out of state.

Stay safe and happy hunting.

P. S.

Those of you with a single post asking for more info, sorry I'm not going to ruin a good thing for myself and those others who have partaken in this new NoVA venture. Believe they started advertising in local pages and such, just FYI.

**Lost Soul** · 09-11-12 22:01

Any intel on this?

Naturally BUSTY Ebony Janet *NUDE Body to Body & Tantra Massage Incall & Outcall. 27.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/na...all-27/8217626

Thanks

**Lost Soul** · 09-11-12 16:31

Stopped by today to check it out and doesn't appear to open anymore.

Contact number goes to VM.

**Captn Stubbing** · 09-11-12 14:01

Originally Posted by Yoyo Spa [View Original Post]

I took a tour of AMPs recently looking for a provider under 40 (and knowing this was probably a fool's errand). Nonetheless, with time to kill I dropped by:

Top. MMS says "only one provider; we just re-open". After a couple minutes I was greeted by a plump lady in her 40's who kindly agreed I'd do better elsewhere.

Rain. My first time here. Friendly thin provider let me in. Maybe she's 39? Not the prettiest face. I chose to pass this time but may return.

MWC. Met at door by provider."You been here before?" Sure. Ages ago. And you don't look any younger since (but hey, at least you didn't put on weight). Maybe next time.

Lime. One provider. MMS unhappy I want a peak before handing over my dough. I got my peak. Then got thrown out. Was it that obvious I was unimpressed? (very thick legs).

Peach. Greeted by my provider "Sam". Nice lady (though clearly 40+). But by now I needed to get things done and move on with the rest of my day. So agreed to move forward. Glad I did. Sam has excellent skills at all basic services: TS, hard massage, backwalk, soft touch, finish. And adds those nice touches like helping to dress you. English skills are so-so. I don't like to talk much so that's fine but would make it hard to ask for extras (I didn't bother today). Due to a prior appointment Sam would only do the half hour session for. 6. I added. 4 on the way out.

What else did I learn from this AMP survey? Every one of these places had a bar above the table for back walks. Which is nice. Among the group, Lime was the dumpiest location and crabbiest MMS. Peach the nicest inside and out. Top is closest to me so I'll try there again some time.

Your report was depressing, true but depressing. Should scare away most of the casuals and lurkers! LMAO.

Place next to Rain, whatever it is called sucks. Two of the ugliest providers I have ever seen and window air condition unit for the whole sh*tty place.

TCCC has a new provider from Cali. Too old for my liking (prefer south of 40) , reflected in no additional tip. Decent body with full C's, face was 5 with messed up dental work. After different variants of doggy tried to offer more for anal, she said NO very angry. Finished on her back, might I have got some her hair for her nasty attitude.

Will stick to the fairfax BP's Latinas this week. Stay safe. F the police.

**Ride00** · 09-10-12 13:24

On the way back for West Virginia Friday night I decided to stop by Vivi. I was surprised that they were not busy. I had my usual 1 hr with a TS. The ending was very pleasant and milked for all it was worth. I need to travel that route more often.

**Vamassage Fan** · 09-10-12 12:57

Traveling for work last week and near Quantico opted for a new place, Serenity. www.serenity22554.com

Just off I-95; great location for travelers, great massage at a great price, but strictly legit, no extras; not even private rooms, large open area partitioned with 6 foot temporary walls. Everything covered, no roaming. And I was only one in the place so noise or others would not have been a deterent. Great if you just want a massage, but if your looking for more, save your money.

**Vamassage Fan** · 09-10-12 12:52

Originally Posted by Volvos40 [View Original Post]

I haven't reported lately, so here's one. East Wing is new place in Vienna, Chinese massage, and stretching. Main women is Lynda, and she is just a straight up great massuese. She keeps you covered, which with her I'm fine with. She is very attractive, petite and just has the nicest bedside manner. I have good muscle and she works all the muscle perfectly, and hard. Her stretching is very nice. Her rate is perfect, a buck a minute, and I do 90 to get the full effect. Be nice to her.

I've also tried them a few times. Like other poster noted. Great massage, but strictly covered and legit. Even once they know you.

**Powkid** · 09-09-12 14:28

Hey guys,

I've been interested in seeing Asia for quite some time, so when I saw that she was back in the area again, I gave her a call. She picked up after a few rings and was very pleasant on the phone. Arrived at her hotel and was giving the room number. She opened the door wearing sexy lingerie. Her pictures are her. She has no massage table, so she does it on the bed. Not much of a massage, more of a body rub that was pretty good. Standard service with mutual touching anywhere you want. I may repeat.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/se...ing-24/5391030

Stay safe!

**MoonView** · 09-09-12 12:09

Regrettably for those who were fans I have to report some bad news, she's on her way to Georgia!

I did get to see her over the last couple of days even though her schedule was WAY over booked (she must have leaked out the word early is my guess) but she fitted me in for that one last swan song visit.

For those who didn't have the pleasure, she was a "once in a lifetime find" that didn't get much coverage on here for obvious reasons, but for those who did you all know why.

She will be missed as I have to get back to normal scheduled programing! LOL.

MnV

**InteKing** · 09-07-12 23:15

Originally Posted by DcFishMonger [View Original Post]

It's like the Chinese condos there were 2 ladies. Wished I'd seen the second one before agreeing to the massage + FS for total damage of 1. 8 Overall very enthusiastic performance and decent enough face, nice body. Would say face is about 6 and body 7. 5, looks to be about mid 30s. Skipped most of the massage as I had a dinner to get to in Fairfax, but from what little I got was quite nice, much better than Miko / Smile and no dealing with 28 or 50. Will be trying again soon and this time will be going with the much hotter younger provider.

Hey Monger! Just wonderin' what place is that? Been lurking around for one that does FS.