Massage Parlor Reports

**Volvos40** · 09-07-12 18:33

What? I'm glad you saw some humor.

Originally Posted by Pcpc1688 [View Original Post]

So whats the full effect entail LOL?

PC out

**OldTimeAmpLvr** · 09-07-12 16:57

Originally Posted by DcFishMonger [View Original Post]

It's like the Chinese condos there were 2 ladies. Wished I'd seen the second one before agreeing to the massage + FS for total damage of 1. 8 Overall very enthusiastic performance and decent enough face, nice body. Would say face is about 6 and body 7. 5, looks to be about mid 30s. Skipped most of the massage as I had a dinner to get to in Fairfax, but from what little I got was quite nice, much better than Miko / Smile and no dealing with 28 or 50. Will be trying again soon and this time will be going with the much hotter younger provider.

Contact info?

**DcFishMonger** · 09-06-12 22:10

It's like the Chinese condos there were 2 ladies. Wished I'd seen the second one before agreeing to the massage + FS for total damage of 1. 8 Overall very enthusiastic performance and decent enough face, nice body. Would say face is about 6 and body 7. 5, looks to be about mid 30s. Skipped most of the massage as I had a dinner to get to in Fairfax, but from what little I got was quite nice, much better than Miko / Smile and no dealing with 28 or 50. Will be trying again soon and this time will be going with the much hotter younger provider.

**Pcpc1688** · 09-06-12 15:03

Originally Posted by Volvos40 [View Original Post]

I haven't reported lately, so here's one. East Wing is new place in Vienna, Chinese massage, and stretching. Main women is Lynda, and she is just a straight up great massuese. She keeps you covered, which with her I'm fine with. She is very attractive, petite and just has the nicest bedside manner. I have good muscle and she works all the muscle perfectly, and hard. Her stretching is very nice. Her rate is perfect, a buck a minute, and I do 90 to get the full effect. Be nice to her.

So whats the full effect entail LOL?

PC out

**Volvos40** · 09-06-12 13:53

I haven't reported lately, so here's one. East Wing is new place in Vienna, Chinese massage, and stretching. Main women is Lynda, and she is just a straight up great massuese. She keeps you covered, which with her I'm fine with. She is very attractive, petite and just has the nicest bedside manner. I have good muscle and she works all the muscle perfectly, and hard. Her stretching is very nice. Her rate is perfect, a buck a minute, and I do 90 to get the full effect. Be nice to her.

**Volvos40** · 09-06-12 13:46

Same story for me. But I spent two years going to the place on the front side, used to be VP, now Mikas, and had great time every time I went there.

Originally Posted by Zazzzoom [View Original Post]

Worst I ever had.

Will never go back.

Never

**Lovejugs** · 09-06-12 10:40

I wouldn't believe a thing YMMV ALOT says. You should save you massage reviews for Yelp YMMV. ST is a legit place. No TS. No hint of anything extra. Wouldn't even take off towel when I told her she could. After massage said All Over and she promptly left the room. I will say they do a top notch massage. But that is all. Won't be going back.

Lovejugs

**Ymmv Alot** · 09-05-12 21:42

Had a nice visit at a popular NoVA SPA outside of the beltway (but not far outside).

A poorly timed arrival on my part resulted in only a 45 minute session. But MMS was happy to take the fee for a full hour since I wanted a TS.

Excellent provider. Excellent TS, massage. In the final analysis, I concluded it was worth $3 / minute to me, but.

YMMV ALOT

**Yoyo Spa** · 09-05-12 00:53

I took a tour of AMPs recently looking for a provider under 40 (and knowing this was probably a fool's errand). Nonetheless, with time to kill I dropped by:

Top. MMS says "only one provider; we just re-open". After a couple minutes I was greeted by a plump lady in her 40's who kindly agreed I'd do better elsewhere.

Rain. My first time here. Friendly thin provider let me in. Maybe she's 39? Not the prettiest face. I chose to pass this time but may return.

MWC. Met at door by provider."You been here before?" Sure. Ages ago. And you don't look any younger since (but hey, at least you didn't put on weight). Maybe next time.

Lime. One provider. MMS unhappy I want a peak before handing over my dough. I got my peak. Then got thrown out. Was it that obvious I was unimpressed? (very thick legs).

Peach. Greeted by my provider "Sam". Nice lady (though clearly 40+). But by now I needed to get things done and move on with the rest of my day. So agreed to move forward. Glad I did. Sam has excellent skills at all basic services: TS, hard massage, backwalk, soft touch, finish. And adds those nice touches like helping to dress you. English skills are so-so. I don't like to talk much so that's fine but would make it hard to ask for extras (I didn't bother today). Due to a prior appointment Sam would only do the half hour session for. 6. I added. 4 on the way out.

What else did I learn from this AMP survey? Every one of these places had a bar above the table for back walks. Which is nice. Among the group, Lime was the dumpiest location and crabbiest MMS. Peach the nicest inside and out. Top is closest to me so I'll try there again some time.

**Ready** · 09-04-12 19:58

Over the holiday weekend, I figured things might be slower and I felt like a getting a nice TS and a longer massage after yard work.

I have been to Peach a number of times, and enjoyed visiting Bibi; she is gone. The last 2 times, I clearly noticed the therapist watching the clock and stopping within 45 minutes. The service was good, but sort of left me in a downbeat mood. Wishing I had waited and gone to my regular place, where an hour is 60 minutes (plus on occasions). I still recommend Peach and most of the therapist, but I will be hitting my regular place the next couple weeks.

I can accept shorting an hour if they were busy (and they are a lot of times) , but no one else arrived before or after I left.

**MrSunnyHills** · 09-01-12 07:03

Returned and had a comprehensive TS, very good deep massage and a visit from the protologist.

**Pathfinder04** · 08-31-12 19:25

Originally Posted by OneHitWonders [View Original Post]

Thanks for the intel. Saw the ad on backpage. She advertises 4 hand special. The pictures are stunning.

I do not believe the pics are her; however, she is a very extremely attractive South American lady with a great rack and great smile, so I'm not sure why she doesn't use real pics. She is (I would guess) 35-ish give or take a couple of years. So maybe the pics are of a younger her.

I have seen her a few times now and her massage techniques are good and her "sensual touch" is wonderful and imaginative. No FS or oral (and I'm guessing since we have a good comfort level, she would have offered by now, so it's probably not YMMV) and a little pricey at $.50 but still worth it to me to spend an hour with a very attractive and caring provider.

**Serpico99** · 08-30-12 13:43

Originally Posted by OneHitWonders [View Original Post]

Sorry to hear this. Use to be a decent spa. It sounds like they are going downhill.

Stopped by the "frown turned upside down" today. Ann was my provider. 5'5" to 5'6", light brown hair, slender. My 4th visit to this place over the last couple of months. I was going to hit a new place to try out but the other spot were closed during their advertised hours so I regulated Smile as my back-up.

Nice TS, nice massge. Nice finish. I told her not to rush. Out of the three providers I have seen at this place (Shooga / Shuga, Sandy, Ann) , my overall favorite would be Sandy. Tipped 50 for all three providers because they put the effort into the massage.

Not sure what others' experience have been, maybe high expectations?

**AKFourtySeven** · 08-30-12 11:58

Sorry sevalurker, AMPs nowadays are rub and tug only.

**OneHitWonders** · 08-29-12 23:36

Originally Posted by AKFourtySeven [View Original Post]

How about a link to the other site? I've been to Sun

Shine a few times with good results. Last time I went they were busy. I almost went last sat but decided to cut the grass instead. Hmmm, looks like my instincts are holding up.

Been there a few times myself. Always a pleasant visit. Very friendly staff. Actually, I almost went at that time as well, but decided not to go. I know exactly what you mean by instincts. Glad I did not go!