Strip Club Reports

[Ddek981]

Had a buddy of mine that would go commando to strip-clubs back in VA. One time he went in wearing shorts. We were all getting lapdances. When he "finished" everyone knew it. Soon as he stood up, the condom hit the floor w / a splat! He tried to be slick about it and kick it under the chair. That was the first and last time I ever heard of someone wearing a condom to a strip-club. Reminds of me the old classic movie,"Porkys", when Pee-Wee wore a condom on his date. LOL!

When I was in vegas one of the clubs used this thing called liquid lap dance, its a 20$ underwear they sell you (in addition to the lap dance price) and it feels amazing. The dancers keep them in their purse, you buy it from her then go to the bathroom to put it on, then come back out for the lap dance. Allows you to finish inside the pouch and feels really good, it has a lubricant inside and nothing escapes (unless you splurge a whole whole lot haha). Maybe this will catch on in other clubs- its a great idea. Here's the link- you can buy them yourself and wear them to the clubs LOL.

http://www.liquidlapdance.com/collec...lapdance-trade

[Letter Carrier]

I went to oasis Saturday and hadn't heard about the Friday raid. Things seemed pretty normal that day. Had lunch, a few drinks and a couple of dances but not too excited about the ones available. There was a nice thin blond (I think her name was Cheyenne) and a cute petite brunette that wore the librarian style glasses that really caught my eye but both got locked up by a couple of tables so didn't get a chance to experience them but hoping to go back and find them available next time. If you have any experiences that VIP may be a good offer with these. Let me know. Hoping to hit up tattletales this weekend and will let ya know if any good news comes out.

[Knight Crawler]

Any thought of wearing a condom under your pants? Anyone tried this?

Had a buddy of mine that would go commando to strip-clubs back in VA. One time he went in wearing shorts. We were all getting lapdances. When he "finished" everyone knew it. Soon as he stood up, the condom hit the floor w / a splat! He tried to be slick about it and kick it under the chair. That was the first and last time I ever heard of someone wearing a condom to a strip-club. Reminds of me the old classic movie,"Porkys", when Pee-Wee wore a condom on his date. LOL!

[Suave City]

Suave City, you were right. There are 2 krystals in Oasis. One is real name and the other is stage name. I quoted the one with the real name. The one with the stage name does have xl ass. Have fun.

Thanks alot Acaryu. I don't go often anymore, been kinda dull when I go. But I thought she may have been traded to another club. Anyway, thanks for the intel. Maybe I can cath the next meeting you guys host there.

[Father Mike]

Stopped in today from out of town and wish I hadn't. The place was dead. A nice looking older dancer stopped by my table before I even got a drink. Started hard sell for a drink and a dance. She looked good enough so I agreed. Things went downhill from there. Started hitting me up for VIP. She stated $$$ for 30 minutes and no one ever complained about her after her VIPs. I declined and she started with the attitude."I've been dancing 20 years." I let her do your. 2 table dance and politely declined a second dance. She went off being sarcastic and rude. I had to leave the table and go to the bar to get away from her. She followed and knocked my beer over. The bartender gave me a go to hell look and wouldn't serve another beer. The dancer's name is Brenda. Avoid at all costs. To Follies I will go.

FM

[Acaryu]

Damn, Glad I decided to stay in.

I like that place too.

If anyone has seen Crystal there lately, please let me know. I haven't seen her in a while.

Memories of Crystal's (or Krystal's) XL Ass / Slim Waist

Suave City, you were right. There are 2 krystals in Oasis. One is real name and the other is stage name. I quoted the one with the real name. The one with the stage name does have xl ass. Have fun.

[Acaryu]

Yes. Will send detail later

On Friday. 5 undercover cops got into Oasis with face masked except the eyes. They checked the dancers' permits and their purses for drugs. 1 girl got arrested for possession of pot. The customers were not bothered. They left after about 1 hour. Business is bad that day because the cops come at the busiest time.

These type of things happen to every club. Sometime some unruly customers get thrown out of the clubs and they make up stories for the police. On receiving a complaint, the cops have to check the place out. Unfortunate part of the business.

[Acaryu]

Damn, Glad I decided to stay in.

I like that place too.

If anyone has seen Crystal there lately, please let me know. I haven't seen her in a while.

Memories of Crystal's (or Krystal's) XL Ass / Slim Waist

Krystal does not have a big ass. 5'9" 130 lbs. Size 5. She is still working in Oasis. Beautiful white tall girl.

[Joesouncool]

Just got back. I didn't see any effect as far as customers. If you have any info, inquiring minds are. Interested in knowing WTF happened.

[Suave City]

Did oasis get raided on Friday (9/7)? If so, typically what is the effect on the club?

Damn, Glad I decided to stay in.

I like that place too.

If anyone has seen Crystal there lately, please let me know. I haven't seen her in a while.

Memories of Crystal's (or Krystal's) XL Ass / Slim Waist

[Acaryu]

Did oasis get raided on Friday (9/7)? If so, typically what is the effect on the club?

Yes. Will send detail later

[Joesouncool]

Did oasis get raided on Friday (9/7)? If so, typically what is the effect on the club?

[TravelinSD]

I've learned to tell quickly if a lady has the right moves and attitude. I can tell by half way through the first song if she's what I'm looking for or not. Don't waste 3 dances on one that isn't the one. Don't be afraid to do one, thank them, and send them on their way. I haven't been there in 4-5 months. I figured on 4-5 dances with different gals to find the right fit. Then usually 3-4 dances to get to the finish line. I got very lucky this last time in finding 3 excellent ladies. Next time I might try one or two new ones, but will go to the ones I know I like as soon as they're available. The other thing is that Thursday on through the weekend things heat up fairly early in there. If you go Mon-Wed the competition in the early to mid-afternoon is not as high.

Happy Hunting!

Drummer.

Got 4 dances. 3 were from Alexa and 1 was from Sarah. Alexa had a great attitude at first and was giving me some heavy grinding. On the 3rd dance I probably could have made myself finish, but at one point she pushed my hand down when it started drifting up near her stomach.

[TravelinSD]

Wearing a condom? How uncomfortable! First, the lady is NOT going to be upset. There are 20-30 naked women gyrating on men all around the place. Ejaculation happens ALL the time! They're NOT going to be surprised. They're NOT going to be upset! Second, buy some black slacks and don't worry about the laundry! Unless you're a young buck spewing out ropes and ropes of spluge it's just not that noticeable. Go to Follies, find the right gal, and have fun!

As far as finishing during a dance. Any thought of wearing a condom under your pants? (Assuming you have no VIP plans) It seems silly, but to me it would take out the worry of the girl getting upset, not to mention it keeps from possible questions when my wife does my pants laundry. Anyone tried this?

[NewGuy82]

I've never had anyone comment. Sometimes they realize it, and sometimes not. If she does realize it I usually just get a sly grin from her. I do always give a nice tip to anyone who does this for me. If she hadn't already realized it, she usually gets it then. I really don't think it's that unusual at all. Never had a lady act disgusted or anything close to that.

I remember back in the 80s I lived in Rochester, NY. We'd often go to Niagara Falls to the clubs on the Canadian side. Talk about hot ladies and high friction dances! Dances were like $5 at the table and $10 in a VIP area (basically a big room with rows of booths) for no extra charge. Plus at that time the exchange rate was anywhere from 20-30% advantage for the US dollar! The girls all carried a little cloth or towel with them to lay on your lap. It was assumed when you went into one of the booths that you were there to go until you were "finished". Mongering in Niagara Falls and Toronto was also great at that time due to the exchange rate. Ahhh, memories.

Thanks for the feedback. I hit up Follies this afternoon at about 2:45 or so. Got a high chair by the DJ booth. Got 4 dances. 3 were from Alexa and 1 was from Sarah. Alexa had a great attitude at first and was giving me some heavy grinding. On the 3rd dance I probably could have made myself finish, but at one point she pushed my hand down when it started drifting up near her stomach. This kind of ruined it for me. (By the way, Alexa looks like a mixed girl. About 5'7", tone stomach, and about D bolt ons.

Sarah came over for my last ten bucks. Before the dance she asked about VIP, and I told her no thanks for this trip. The dance after that was understandably uninspired. (Sarah was a petite brunette with perky A's or so. Gorgeous face)

Overall there was some great talent that I wanted to have a little fun with, but they were taken the whole time I was there. By the time 4:00 came around, it was way to crowded for my taste. Better luck next time.

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As far as finishing during a dance. Any thought of wearing a condom under your pants? (Assuming you have no VIP plans) It seems silly, but to me it would take out the worry of the girl getting upset, not to mention it keeps from possible questions when my wife does my pants laundry. Anyone tried this?