Massage Parlor Reports

[Garmani]

First I would like to add to some of the discussions about people asking too much info without willing to explore themselves. I personally know how much money I spent till finding something good from BP or CL. That is why I am not mad if some of the senior members do not want to share all the info they know.

So I was driving north and saw a big sign Chinese massage and decided to check out. From outside was promising just a house in a quite street. Walk in mid age assian meet me and I paid and walk in. And this when I find out that this money will be wasted. They don't have a separate rooms and its just one big room and separated with curtains. A young, fat 20 something girl walked in and started the worst massage I had in while. Couldn't wait to be over and even gave her $0. 1 tip not even deserved it. This is the add I found :

http://www.yelp.com/biz/chinese-massage-methuen

[Ccup2]

Typical two call and worn up on Quincy Ave. Sent to apt building and AAMP was across the street. Greeted by a mid 30 Chinese female who gave a half decent massage with a HJ ending. Mattress on floor. .7 plus. 4 tip. FS available.

http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...rl-23/20805382

Description of the girl please; thanks

[Hamstone]

Stopped in late yesterday. They are in a small strip mall in Tewksbury and advertise on Craigslist. Clean place, fairly large with the lobby filled with massage chairs of some kind. No appointment, no problem. Didn't have to pay the house fee until after the massage. Young, pretty girl led me down a hall with a few doors leading to private rooms (sort of). The walls of the hallway did not go to the ceiling. Inside the room, the side walls were just curtains that again, did not go to the ceiling. Provider came in and she was not young and not old, skinny but curvy.

Sign on the wall said to leave underwear on and that's what I did. She immediately draped me from my neck to my toes. Massage was more like a rub than a massage but it was actually pretty good. She moved the towel a few times to get to specific areas and she gave a couple of decent stretches. No teasing at all but she never resisted my light touches around her legs and waist area. On the flip I got a decent rub over the chest and legs and then she said "all done"! I asked if she was sure and she said to wait a minute, she'll be right back. She came back in a minute later and said she could do some more so I figured I was going to get happy but no such luck. What I got was another ten minutes laying face up. I finally made the motion for a HJ and she shook her head "no" and said "I don't do that, sorry". I dressed and left.

$70 house.

70 minutes, maybe a little more (they have a special)

$40 her (I prepaid her tip before we started)

Someone got a half hour massage in the "room" right next to me. Didn't sound like he left happy either but I didn't like the perceived lack of privacy.

If I knew that there was a future happy ending, I'd go back. Both the girls I saw looked like I'd want to roam but I'd have to know that roaming and a HE were in the cards before I return.

I wanted to try Hongs but I saw a pic of her once and she looked so clinical. Anyone know if she is more playful than she looks?

[Top Floor]

I actually tried Holistic this weekend and had a good time with a much more enthusiastic lady. I agree with everything you said. If you want a good to great massage the ladies from Korea are the way to go. One observation is that of all the Korean Spa I've been to, Revere, Danvers, Lynn, the ladies will do HJ only. The clothes stay on and its OTC only. They are a proud people even when working in MP's. Regardless, I do agree, Holistic us clean, well run and dependable. I've never been hagled for a tip or unsold. I can't say that for many Chinese ran MP's. Just my 2cents.

Wendys Spa I reviewed was the one in Wakefield that advertises on CL.

BB

I, again, agree with Bacon. Holistic is one of the better places to go and very reasonable for what you get. Don't expect anything more than a HJ. Place is clean, well run, never shorted on time, no interruptions by ringing cell phones and the girls never haggle for a tip.

[Maximus77]

It'd be more realistic if it was Margarate Cho and not JLH.

Great, now you have that image in my head. What would it be like getting a massage from a hilarious comedian who might not be the best looking LOL. If she was really that funny I actually wouldn't mind it LOL. If it is just on TV I would have to imagine Margaret Cho giving Gilbert Goddfried a massage LOL. That would be funny, gross but funny.

[Amp Slave]

Typical two call and worn up on Quincy Ave. Sent to apt building and AAMP was across the street. Greeted by a mid 30 Chinese female who gave a half decent massage with a HJ ending. Mattress on floor. .7 plus. 4 tip. FS available.

http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...rl-23/20805382

[NormPeterson]

Afternoon Everybody.

I'm sure many of you here are familiar with Oriental Jade. Only in the past month or so have I become a believer. Location is great! Office is clean, layout is good, except that the two massage room doors almost face one another! I also liked that the towel warmer and everything was right there, in the room, no need for her to leave mid-massage.

And that's about where the good stuff ends in terms of my visit a week or so back.

Was greeted at the door by a gal I think her name was Tina? She's older (to be expected) and not impressive-looking, about a 6. Okay, this is to be expected. I get into my room, get into the starting position, and in walks my gal, who's even worse looking, more like a 5, named Helen. Massage was stale and boring, definitely middle-of-the-road in terms of AMPs, with no energy. Massage lasted 30min, hot towel, dry, and then her "light touch" began. Which was easily one of the top-3 worst light touches I've ever experienced. Rushed, no energy, no note of interest, more like just dragging her fingers back and forth across my body simply because she must.

Flip, more of the unexciting light touch continues. Some piss-poor massage to my front side for 3 minutes, then she pets Jr like a dog! And says "you want?" Then, with a TON of baby oil, begins the jerk process. She got me off, but honestly, I had my eyes closed while on my back, I had to fantasize that I was in a happier place. Helen is a no-frills, no emotion gal, just doing a job.

Clean up was pretty good, actually. Probably the best part of the massage.

Damage was 60/30. HE was more of a Happy-ish one, but at least goal was achieved.

Like any AMP, the gals are a crap-shoot and it's YMMV until you find a gal you like and repeat with her.

Went to the gym afterwards to sweat / wash off the "I just got jerked-off" oil smell.

Stay thirsty my friends.

[Ccup2]

Went the other day to this place for th first time and drew the new girl stacey from baltimore. My good fortune. She is good looking not a spinner but has nice bod and face. Very soft hands, got medium type massage and she gives and excellant massage. Had very nice teasing that started once I began to carress her legs. She had a lot of clothes on so I knew they were not coming off. Her ass play and ball play was top notch. Allowed OTc above and below, I did not push limits but she gave one hell of a finish by hand. Paid house and 40 she was happy. I would ask for her based on the other reviews I read here I guess I was lucky

[NormPeterson]

Oops, I typed Dedham when I meant Needham.

Unfortunately, I have no Edit button yet available to me. I'll go back and change it when I do.

Afternoon everybody.

I see in a previous post a visit to Season in Dedham turned up no joy.

[TBone1970]

Afternoon everybody.

I see in a previous post a visit to Season in Dedham turned up no joy. Well, I'm here to tell you I've also struck-out, but not for a lack of trying. There are three ladies there, two of which are grandmother-level in looks. There is a jewel amongst them, however, a young, petite, beautiful gal named Vickie. She could easily be a top-5 AMP gal in terms of looks. I plan to re-visit and make doubly-triply sure she isn't willing to give Jr a little TLC. My gut tells me she will, but only when she's ready to embrace her predetermined destiny with the dark side. I learned on first visit there's no flip with a 30 minute visit, so I've make sure to ask for an hour when I go instead. I always get draped with a towel at the start, but that quickly become non-existent with follow-up visits. In a nutshell, this place isn't going to be an easy-score HJ kinda place. It's a place that's attempting to be legit but is on the cusp of grabbing wiener and yanking for dear life. I hope to be one of the first to get some happiness from this fine institution with it's fine, fine Vickie. Her siren song draws me in, I cannot resist!

Thanks PW, appreciate the intro. Save me a stool at the end of the bar, will ya?

WHere is this place? I will give vicky a shot this week and report. I have to be in the area this week.

[TBone1970]

TBone, can you please elaborate on what report was fake?

I saw a post on rubmaps so I decided to check it out. It is in Ne edham. Went in things were going well massage was great but there was no flip for an hour massage and no tease. She left the door open.

Massage rooms are upstairs and the lobby is down stairs. I had high hopes when I showed up and the front door had a buzzer to get in. The report on rubmaps is 100 percent fake especially considering this place is in needham close to th 50 station.

[Jimmy Pratt]

Went today mid-afternoon. Jenny, who says she is 25 and is SUPER cute, answered door. Yumi must've been with another client, but she popped out to see who Jenny was letting in, and immediately recognized me and said something in Chinese to Jenny. I'm guessing I got the green light from her.

Jenny is a very cute, spinner type and has decent English but not great. She was wearing T-shirt and long pants and had a padded bra, so tough to give much more info on the body. But her face is worth it, and she looks about 21. She did try some small talk but I was very tired and was focused more on relaxing.

Massage skills were marginal but not terrible. Too much oil. Not only that, but even after I got home and took a shower I still could feel / smell the baby oil on me! I think they bought some cheaper stuff because I never had that problem before here.

Zero teasing pre-flip, and upon flip she basically rubbed my stomach for 5 minutes before moving down to the legs and thighs. Still virtually no teasing until finally there was some brushing of the boys and a question as to whether I liked that. Yes, please. OK, now more oil.

I got to say, the build-up to her finally grabbing the gearshift was almost better than the actual shifting. Her HE skills are definitely worse than her massage skills. I was going to show her myself but knew that she wanted to get the job done. I guided her hand to my nips and tried some roaming. OTC was fine for her, but when I told her I wanted to see the girls, she was adamant about keeping her shirt on and wouldn't even let me touch her skin under front of shirt. Rats. Now I know they must be sublime since she kept them wrapped up so tight.

At one point, she asked me if I wanted faster because time was running out. Somehow I guided her to the right rhythm and got the job done. But she let go after only a couple blasts, which is one of my pet-peeves. Don't stop milking for at least 10-15 seconds!

Clean-up was tissue and then one hot towel that was about as effective as when they rip a piece of the paper table cover! I was literally covered in oil still.

She said she just arrived yesterday, and I tried to find out how long she'd be in this location. Her answer was 1. 5 years, but I'm not sure if that's how long she's going to be in the country, or what.

Standard fee of. 6 and. 4. No haggling or even looking at the tip.

In short, I would recommend for her looks, but would cross fingers in the hope she develops more skills and gets more acclimated to the AMP. I wouldn't be surprised if I were only one of her first 5 clients. It showed that much. Will return in a week or two to see if she has loosened up and / or developed some new moves.

Good luck!

JP

[Hags Joe]

It'd be a lot more realistic if she was jerking off middle-aged, balding men that needed to lose weight; i.e., me! .

It'd be more realistic if it was Margarate Cho and not JLH.

[BigDog001]

http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/thp/3239346374.html

TOFTT.

This place seems to have been open for only a month or so. Nice and clean.

Found Sophia who used to work 67 Coddington 2nd Fl at this place. Maybe 20's, good looking girl, not quite a spinner but in that direction. Always a good attitude and good massage as well. Always got my time, good massage and attitude, and good HE technique. 60/40-50. As for roaming- a little up top UTC, a little down under OTC. YMMV, but my personal mileage is usually not that good. I saw another girl there- she was 20's. 30's who knows, fairly attractive, and a few lbs over- just a few. I will repeat.

This AMP is in an office building, and no staircase from the front door up, so you have to wait around for the slow elevator to take you to the second floor."South Shore Therapy" or something like that on the door. There is also a side entrance (no elevator) but it is not always open. I believe there is also another AMP establishment on the 2nd floor. Coco on the 1st floor. Be safe B Dog

[Energizerbunne]

OK fellas, Jennifer Love Hewitt (yup, she's still alive) was just on a repeat of Conan tonight talking about her show "The Client List". Check out the link, and then start praying for hot southern women to open up a shop somewhere in Boston. The show is on Lifetime so the clip has more dude-abs than the Jersey Shore, but still an amazing idea for a TV show, especially considering the topic we're all here discussing day after day.

http://gawker.com/5900428/the-jennif...new-show-on-tv

It'd be a lot more realistic if she was jerking off middle-aged, balding men that needed to lose weight; i.e., me! .