Strip Club Reports

[TimCool]

I had Rain ITC in October last year. Covered full service plus BBBJCIMWS for $150, which included a $30 tip. The GFE was amazing with DFK and holding you closely when in mish. I may have helped that I bought her a couple of drinks and was nice. During negotiations I specified I wanted to DATY and she said to be careful because she is squirter.

Well I found out she wasn't a liar and my entire T-Shirt was soaked (took it off and threw it in the bathroom trash!). After our 30 minutes she told me she does OTC for $200. At the time I wanted to leave the action in the club. I went back three times in three months and she was never there because she was doing so much OTC. I saw her ITC in May, but she was not there last Friday.

Good luck! Oh, and the descriptions of her are accurate.

OTC and ITC?

[Member #4934]

I had Rain ITC in October last year. Covered full service plus BBBJCIMWS for $150, which included a $30 tip. The GFE was amazing with DFK and holding you closely when in mish. I may have helped that I bought her a couple of drinks and was nice. During negotiations I specified I wanted to DATY and she said to be careful because she is squirter.

Well I found out she wasn't a liar and my entire T-Shirt was soaked (took it off and threw it in the bathroom trash!). After our 30 minutes she told me she does OTC for $200. At the time I wanted to leave the action in the club. I went back three times in three months and she was never there because she was doing so much OTC. I saw her ITC in May, but she was not there last Friday.

Good luck! Oh, and the descriptions of her are accurate.

I have two buddies that swear that a Black dancer at BT's named "Rain" provides a complete GFE for about $.5. Rain has flawlessly smooth brown skin, perfectly round "C" cups and a small onion of an ass. She has a well toned boy without an ounce of fat. In a nutshell she is a gorgeous spinner.

I've tried her twice but got nothing more personal than some fake moaning and the obligatory "Baby you are so big" along with mechanical movements by her.

Has anyone else tried this girl? If so what was your experience?

[Curtess]

I like to wear a clean pair of casual cargo shorts with a nice shirt, makes for easy access. Plus the pockets are handy.

I always do great with dress paints and shirt. It feels as good as sweat pants, plus you look good. The girls will be impressed.

Its a win win win. Third win here. Put condom inside out. Its lube or snotty spit and it feels like nothing there. Use a rubber band twisted around your balls to keep in place.

[Costanza]

because, you don't like the hunt in your old age eh? Nearly all the girls are dirty. For a certain price. Some are willing to get dirty for cheaper, depending on the clubs and how desperate the girls are. I am finding that to be less true now. I used to think I couldn't break the 300 barrier at Penthouse but I am successful at getting them down to 140. It takes a little time and patience and smooth talking but it's a game. I like to win and I like to be in control. As long as the economy is bad I have the advantage. Now I can't say much for the occasional money bags that come in and overpays to destroy all my hard work to break them down. Now they think they have a shot at big money and act snobby. It takes a few shifts of not making money, not being able to pay tip out and owing the house money, not being able to pay the bills to change their minds and their self esteem to get them to look at the reality of the situation. Hope to see you out there on the hunt you old fart.

Respectfully,

DD

DD, the next time you know you are going clubbing, PM me and I'll do my best to learn from your negotiating skills. Mine kind of suck!

Regards,

Costanza

[Big Puff Daddy]

I have talked to a few dancers recently that do extras and I was shocked that they weren't on the pill. I mean what if the condom breaks and they get pregnant? Do they really want to get pregnant by some random stranger in a strip club? Now I know how these women get on Maury Povich and can't narrow the father of their baby down to less than 10 guys. LOL.

[Member #4934]

Arrived Friday afternoon around rush hour. I got valet parking and noticed there were not many cars, as my car got the closest spot. The valet didn't even bother giving me a claim slip. * Since I've described the physical layout in previous reviews, l skip that part. *After walking in, I was seated by the hot blond door girl, Krystal Lynn. *I got my usual spot, and ordered a drink while I waited for my ATF. *

Juanita, the fun shot girl, was working and a few other new non-dancer faces as well. Unfortunately none of them were hot, except the new shot girl, Brandy. She was amazing. *

Taking*note of the dancer talent. I think maybe 10 girls were on shift. *I have to say, there was some questionable talent there. A tall and skinny AA. 1 Latina, and the rest were White. Most were 6s, and at least 1 girl was a 4, but a couple were 7s. *

My fav came out from the dressing room and I bought a few rounds of shots for us, the shots girls, and the door girl. After a few rounds and a couple of drinks, we went back to VIP. *By evidenced by the parking lot, there could not have been more than 10 customers. *However when I was in VIP getting my dances, I could hear several other guys doing the same. *

After a sitcom's length of fun, I felt very entertained. *Afterwards I hit the men's room to freshen up. Yep, the attendant was there. After cleaning up, I started to head out. *Being that it*was shift change, pretty much everyone I interacted with earlier had left the building. *So I decided to check out the fresh talent. *

I have to say, the night shift came in with energy! All the girls were excited and moving around a lot. The dancers on stage were flying high on the poles, and they all seemed happy. The quality was a higher, too. The whole vibe was fun. I would have tried to meet some of *night shift, but I wanted to visit a few new clubs. *

[Member #4934]

Visited on a Friday evening around 10pm. The parking lot was full, so I parked on an adjacent side street. FYI to anybody planning on visiting soon, there is construction on Northline with closed lanes. This makes an entrance from the west impossible. I had to drive past and double back to get to the club. *

I paid the outrageous admission fee of $12 to the bouncer / door guy, tipped $5 and walked in. The layout is a rectangle with a bar along one side, two stages in the middle; each having a pole. Three girls danced together, one with a top on the smaller stage. A series of tables ringed around the stages, and a series of booths rimming the walls. The air was clean, and so were the seats and tables. There are several nice flat screen TVs showing sports, and a couple of projection screens that were not on. *

I think about 4 waitresses were working, and 1 shot girl. The waitresses were cute, in the 7-8 range, and the shot girl was more of an 8-9. I wanted to know more about her, but she never asked me to buy a shot. *I think 2-3 other bouncer types were walking around, and there was a large DJ. The DJ played standard strip club music, and spoke at a good volume. *

I counted 15 dancers during the up-time round up, which didn't feature any special dance prices. I would say 4 were AA. 2 appeared Latina, and the rest were white. About 4 were skinny spinners, and about 4 were kinda chunky in the ass and legs, but nobody was sporting a gut. I would say the talent level was a solid 7 on average, with two 5s, three 8s, and a 9. The lone 9 was a light-skinned sister with spectacular breasts. She may have been a 10, but she stayed busy and I only got to tip her on stage once. *

The place was fairly crowded, but there was plenty of room in the booths if you wanted to pay extra. I took a seat in sniffer's row between the smaller stage and the dressing rooms. *I ordered a shot of Patron XO on the rocks. The damage: $15! Unacceptable for a single shot of liquor. A whole bottle might be $30. I think you could pour 30 shots out of a 1 liter bottle. I tipped the waitress $5 and said, don't bother bringing me another. *

I really enjoyed seeing all this near-naked dancers work the pole and the crowd, but many didn't bend down to take my singles. I had a $50 pile sitting right on the table, and about half of the girls never even looked down. I find that odd. So I took to standing up when I wanted a closer look. *

I wanted dances from about 6 of the girls, but two really latched on to me, and I didn't get to try any others. First was a fit but bigger, dark skin sister with glasses named G. She wore some Daisy Dukes and a gingham bikini top. She had great moves and stopped by when she got off stage. Not pushy, but not good a negotiator. After some small talk I told her I wanted to do some VIP dances ($25) , and I asked to see the menu. Apparently there was no official menu, just some snacks I could have. Well the way she worded it, she made it sound like she didn't discuss prices on the floor. *

So I took the bait and went back. The booth way a nice and somewhat roomy walk-in closet with an armless leather chair. *As soon as we get back the DJ says she's on stage in 3 songs. *We get into the dance right away and she's got nice moves to match her stage routine. She produces wood before the first song is over, she unzips me, and whips it out without asking. Sheepishly she whispers "I'll make you cum." I say,"I'll give you a $100 bill tip if you can do it before you had to get on stage. It'll never happen."

G* takes this as a challenge, and is talented, but she does the fake BJ thing. You know where they basically lick the tip and greasy their hand, then HJ you while bobbing up and down. It felt good, but I wanted to do more and different stuff. I kept asking her, but she just kept smiling at me like she spoke a different language. When out time was up unasked her for the minimum dance amount, so I could gauge the amount to tip. She quotes $100 with a straight face. I knew it was $75, she knew it was $75. I gave her the $100, but told her we were done. *

I went back to my seat to try to get more satisfaction. G* did her four songs and then came and sat next to me, again. I told her I wasn't satisfied with negotiations. She actually asked if I wanted my money back. I didn't, I just wanted clear communication. If she didn't offer what I wanted, I would just ask someone else. She said she understood, pointed me to Sadie, and said she would be back to check on me. *

I knew who Sadie was from stage tipping. A bit older, short, White girl; one of the chunky in the legs 6s. I'd keep an eye out for her, while another sexy sister sat down and talked to me, named Regina. I would say she was a solid 8, but most guys would think she needed to lose a little weight to get above 7. *

I was up front negotiating extras with Regina, and she countered with the fact that she doesn't provide them. *At the same time I was tipping the stage dancers and Sadie was right there. *Regina points to Sadie and says,"this girl does extras." *After five minutes I gave Refina $10 and told her I'm sorry we couldn't reach an agreement, and that I didn't want to hold her back from making money. **At that point I thought she would move on, but she talked to me for twenty more minutes. *

At that point there was an uptime lineup. It was so hot to see all the girls standing there on stage. I spotted Sadie and motioned for her to come over. She did, but the DJ said it was her turn on stage. *No problem, as that gave me time to tip her and show her I was interested. *

So I say to Sadie,"Hey sexy. You know I've been watching you for a while now, I'd love a dance." Sadie replies with,"Is that so? Well I would love to dance with you." I say back,"I've done a few dances, but I'm still unsatisfied." Her eyes light up, she smiles and says,"Well I can get you off, I've been doing this for 15 years!" I tell her "I'll be sitting right here waiting for you."

She walks off the stage after two more songs and sits in the one Bachelor party in the whole place. Why would you do that if you are trying to make money? There were like 7 of the 15 girls working sitting in that double wide booth. I would expect such things from a newbie dancer, but not one with "15 years experience." *I waited 3 songs and I got up and left. *

The place was nice, and I'd consider going again. I had been wanting to try it for about a year. *

[Mw Jrp]

My God, if I wore thin sweat pants and went commando I'd be knocking stuff over with my hardon. LOL. Ever see that Jackass show where Johnny Knoxville puts a strap on dildo on and wears sweatpants? That's what I would look like. I don't see how you guys can do it.

Don't know about you, but I'm a white guy with a short fuze, so the ensemble was never an issue. I particularily liked the all nude and bed dances. It was about as close to CFS as I could get without insertion. But alas the urge for real FS prevailed and I stopped the SC action. LOL

[Big Puff Daddy]

I always wore thin sweat pants that looked classy and sporty, commando, with a sporty dress shirt. I was freshly showered and upscale scented. The girls would always comment on my cleanliness. This attire allowed for maximum friction during a lapdance and easy access for a HJ or BJ. About 55% of the time I would nut from the dance or stimulation. Occassionally the gal would freak and act surprised. I always apologized and complimented her on her skills.

But since the completions I was expecting were only slightly above 50, I graduated to SW's who recorded near 100% on coaxing a nut, and left the SC's behind. Oh, and the gals on-the-hoof are much lower cost, BTW.

My God, if I wore thin sweat pants and went commando I'd be knocking stuff over with my hardon. LOL. Ever see that Jackass show where Johnny Knoxville puts a strap on dildo on and wears sweatpants? That's what I would look like. I don't see how you guys can do it.

[NutInHer]

Does Google Vice work with the Droid software?

Works on androids as well as iphones. Go to your market app and search for google voice. Once its installed, start the program, it will walk you through set up very easily. I'm loving this program, now I can text and call from my phone and its untraceable. Once you log off google voice, no more messages or calls get pushed to your phone until you log back in. Simply a must have program for all non single fellas.

[StripperLover]

Wear some oversized boxers and before your going to get a dance, take the elastic waistband and place it under your balls. This will pull everything 'up' for a great contact dance. Not too tight to cut off circulation and not a favorite pair since this will stretch the waistband. Then during the dance you can grab the sides and pull up if the contact is going good.

[Mw Jrp]

I always wore thin sweat pants that looked classy and sporty, commando, with a sporty dress shirt. I was freshly showered and upscale scented. The girls would always comment on my cleanliness. This attire allowed for maximum friction during a lapdance and easy access for a HJ or BJ. About 55% of the time I would nut from the dance or stimulation. Occassionally the gal would freak and act surprised. I always apologized and complimented her on her skills.

But since the completions I was expecting were only slightly above 50, I graduated to SW's who recorded near 100% on coaxing a nut, and left the SC's behind. Oh, and the gals on-the-hoof are much lower cost, BTW.

[Jooop]

LOL been there done that. I've even pumped gas after and got some on my hands to mask perfume. Stripper dust can be a whole other issue.

That works for me gas that is.

[StraitShooter]

I was in the club the other night and was getting mixed signals on whether goddess would get down! She's a cute blonde spinner with no tits but a nice ass. Really slutty type, figured she's on somethin but wanted it anyways. Any intel would be greatly appreciated

[Carguy48]

I agree you should not dress trashy, but I have worn decent-looking athletic pants to clubs before. The reason was I was looking for lap dances (way back in the day) and knew they would feel a lot better through loose-fitting pants than, say, jeans.

In going to clubs for the last 30 years, many dancers have told me that they prefer guys to wear soft fabrics, and that jeans, particularly those with brass trim and zippers, are uncomfortable. I agree that you can dress comfortably without looking too "casual."