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[NimmoSat]

I never post but need to because I feel sorry for Michigan now-a-days.

I left Michigan about 10 years ago when the business was good here. (The days of Scorps and *).

Unfortunately now I have not yet found a website or board that you can rely on. There is a little information here but I know what you guys go through with all the fake advertisements.

Just a summary of my boring Sunday.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...lbs-27/7448533

A totally different girl! ! ! Absolutely nothing like the pictures shown for Linda.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ics-23/9682622

BRAZILIAN 23yrs. Old, Standing 5'9" weighing 125 lbs. 34d-24-34! ! ! No way. She is about 5'2' and weighs about 130lbs.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...now-22/9710633

These pictures are a couple years old. Most definitely before she started using drugs. Track marks all over her arms! ! ! ! Also, a total sketch! ! !

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...rea-19/9075943

"ZOEY" real an recent pics! ! She has a pretty cute fact but the pictures are definitely a year or two old. She has gained a good 15 lbs since then.

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Well, I do have to say the good news. The only one that was like in the pictures and had a good service was.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...nly-21/9327925

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I would like to know if anyone can tell me if these are worth visiting? It would be nice to know so I don't waste another day looking for a descent girl!

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...eal-23/9623424

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...d_e-22/9702581

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...wed-23/8761593

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ton-26/8695958

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-br-22/8561476

Happy hunting.

[Asianplvr]

I understand, too. There were a few times I hung out with Lyana, back in the day. Didn't always pay her, but definitely paid for her (and did not have sex). The thing about her is she wouldn't do the BB that I often like, but she was very attractive and we kind of became friends, so it just felt good to have dinner with or go to a bar with a hot 27-year-old and have her act like she was my GF.

She moved out of Lansing didn't she?

[StoneMaker]

Just curious if anyone has any reviews of these two.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...fit-39/4771816

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...nly-37/9497490

Thanks in advance

I've see the first one a few times. She goes by miss jones and Jezebel. Nice MILF body. Pretty good on rates. But when I saw her the last few times kinda plain dressed. We kind of had a casual friendship I guess. I'd like some intel on the second one too.

[TwistedBrother]

I understand, too. There were a few times I hung out with Lyana, back in the day. Didn't always pay her, but definitely paid for her (and did not have sex). The thing about her is she wouldn't do the BB that I often like, but she was very attractive and we kind of became friends, so it just felt good to have dinner with or go to a bar with a hot 27-year-old and have her act like she was my GF.

Sometimes that's all that's wanted. I have paid 100 in the past just to hang out and have lunch. I even paid the lunch bill.

[BillCo]

Does anybody have anything to report on this one?

http://detroit.backpage.com/WomenSee...lay-26/9685557

[Asianplvr]

Am sorry but did you pay her just to "hang out" with you. LMAO

Sometimes that's all that's wanted. I have paid 100 in the past just to hang out and have lunch. I even paid the lunch bill.

[Jooop]

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...r-g-21/6267096

You guys will appreciate this dream:

Had a little extra time yesterday so I text her to see if she was available. Entire process was set up through text, this appears to be the way a lot of appointments are being set up nowadays. Donation was $ for a half. Get into the room and she's very cute with a banging body like 19-20 year old should have. So I'm very happy to begin with. Make my way over to the bed and she says, let's use the couch. I'm a gamer so I agree, sometimes couches are nice for a visual cowgirl ride. She starts with an average CBJ, but she's very cute so I enjoy it immensely. Then she hops on for a very nice visual ride like I imagined. Then the weird shit starts happening. Banging noises on the bathroom door every 60 seconds or so. So I stop her and ask her WTF? She says it's her cousin, don't worry about it. The little head told me to enjoy the nice visual in front of me, so I ignore the noise. After about 3 minutes of noise from the bathroom, the 19-20 year old cousin comes running out of the bathroom and leaves the hotel room entirely. While leaving the room she leaves the door cracked open so she can get back in when she plans to return. I look at her and say WTF? She gets up off of me and goes and shuts the door. Then she comes back to me and apologizes to me. Then she gets back on for the ride so I listen to the little head again. About 2 minutes later, the cousin is banging on the door, wanting back in. She looks down at me and says 'are you going to cum soon'. I look at her and say WTF, it's a little hard to concentrate. She gets up off me and lets the cousin back in. The cousin has a bag of food to feed a small village of people, she comes in giggling and heads back to the bathroom. Meanwhile I'm sitting on the couch naked saying WTF? Through this entire process I did not feel threatened, nor did any of my leo senses get triggered. It simply appeared to me that these girls were very new to the business and did not know how to retain customers. So she comes back to me and gets back on top, so the little head was happy, but the big head said 'enough'. So I concentrated and finished quickly. She apologized many times, but she giggled every time I said told her that this is a messed up situation. She was so cute and had a nice little spinner body, that I could not get mad at her. I guess this is what you get for surfing backpage with a woody. So I'm half way dressed and all the sudden the bathroom door opens up and 5 girls come piling out of the bathroom, giggling and eating the food. I look at her and say WTF? She giggles and apologizes once again. They were all ages 19-23 and decently attractive with nice body's, so once again I did not feel threatened at all. One of the girls asks me if I have any money and want to have more fun. Had I known there were 5 girls in the bathroom that were all decently attractive when I walked in, I would have had a lot of fun. But at this point, a reload would have taken a bit of time and this scenario was simply too weird for me, plus I was in a time crunch. The weird thing was that they acted like this was standard procedure, none of them acted like this was weird. One of them had a towel on and took it off while I was in the room getting dressed. So I finish getting dressed and leave. My little head tells me that I possibly missed a very nice orgy, the big head is yelling at me to get the hell out of there. Just thought I'd share this with you guys, and wondered if this has ever happened to you guys. I did not smell any weed in the room, so I cannot explain the giggling. My guess is that they are all new to the business, and simply did not know how it worked yet. Good memories, LOL.

Had that happen on 14 and 75 the girl I seen was light skin after the deed was over five girls walk ot same thing wanted to no if I had any more money there was a white Cadillac out side the door.

[Dabbler1000]

I remember that she provides BJ. She's been keeping a low profile for awhile.

I remember something of her on the board sometime back, but I can not find the post and I never have no luck with the search option.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...dlt-32/8918984

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[Bb Lover]

Saw this one the other day, actually didn't do nothing but hung out with her for about an hour.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...now-24/9083948

She met up with me and I could have got a BJ in the car but didn't, just enjoyed her company. Cute girl, a little older than her ad says but she is hot. Great kisser though.

Am sorry but did you pay her just to "hang out" with you. LMAO

[AllRight999]

I went to visit this one. She is not the girl in the picture, but she had a nice face and body. I left before anything happened because I noticed track marks all over her arms. Big bruises on her arms, I was actually going to stay, but that is one turn off for me.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...als-21/8547141

[Cscss2]

Saw this one the other day, actually didn't do nothing but hung out with her for about an hour. http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...now-24/9083948 She met up with me and I could have got a BJ in the car but didn't, just enjoyed her company. Cute girl, a little older than her ad says but she is hot. Great kisser though.

[DarkKnight33]

I remember something of her on the board sometime back, but I can not find the post and I never have no luck with the search option.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...dlt-32/8918984

[Asianplvr]

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...r-g-21/6267096

You guys will appreciate this dream:

Had a little extra time yesterday so I text her to see if she was available. Entire process was set up through text, this appears to be the way a lot of appointments are being set up nowadays. Donation was $ for a half. Get into the room and she's very cute with a banging body like 19-20 year old should have. So I'm very happy to begin with. Make my way over to the bed and she says, let's use the couch. I'm a gamer so I agree, sometimes couches are nice for a visual cowgirl ride. She starts with an average CBJ, but she's very cute so I enjoy it immensely. Then she hops on for a very nice visual ride like I imagined. Then the weird shit starts happening. Banging noises on the bathroom door every 60 seconds or so. So I stop her and ask her WTF? She says it's her cousin, don't worry about it. The little head told me to enjoy the nice visual in front of me, so I ignore the noise. After about 3 minutes of noise from the bathroom, the 19-20 year old cousin comes running out of the bathroom and leaves the hotel room entirely. While leaving the room she leaves the door cracked open so she can get back in when she plans to return. I look at her and say WTF? She gets up off of me and goes and shuts the door. Then she comes back to me and apologizes to me. Then she gets back on for the ride so I listen to the little head again. About 2 minutes later, the cousin is banging on the door, wanting back in. She looks down at me and says 'are you going to cum soon'. I look at her and say WTF, it's a little hard to concentrate. She gets up off me and lets the cousin back in. The cousin has a bag of food to feed a small village of people, she comes in giggling and heads back to the bathroom. Meanwhile I'm sitting on the couch naked saying WTF? Through this entire process I did not feel threatened, nor did any of my leo senses get triggered. It simply appeared to me that these girls were very new to the business and did not know how to retain customers. So she comes back to me and gets back on top, so the little head was happy, but the big head said 'enough'. So I concentrated and finished quickly. She apologized many times, but she giggled every time I said told her that this is a messed up situation. She was so cute and had a nice little spinner body, that I could not get mad at her. I guess this is what you get for surfing backpage with a woody. So I'm half way dressed and all the sudden the bathroom door opens up and 5 girls come piling out of the bathroom, giggling and eating the food. I look at her and say WTF? She giggles and apologizes once again. They were all ages 19-23 and decently attractive with nice body's, so once again I did not feel threatened at all. One of the girls asks me if I have any money and want to have more fun. Had I known there were 5 girls in the bathroom that were all decently attractive when I walked in, I would have had a lot of fun. But at this point, a reload would have taken a bit of time and this scenario was simply too weird for me, plus I was in a time crunch. The weird thing was that they acted like this was standard procedure, none of them acted like this was weird. One of them had a towel on and took it off while I was in the room getting dressed. So I finish getting dressed and leave. My little head tells me that I possibly missed a very nice orgy, the big head is yelling at me to get the hell out of there. Just thought I'd share this with you guys, and wondered if this has ever happened to you guys. I did not smell any weed in the room, so I cannot explain the giggling. My guess is that they are all new to the business, and simply did not know how it worked yet. Good memories, LOL.

OMG what a story, hehehe. I am not sure what I would have done under the same circumstance. You might have to revisit for the hopes of a super orgy. Makes me want to hop in my car and go for a drive to Detroit. Good report, ty

[Hotone33]

Just curious if anyone has any reviews of these two.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...fit-39/4771816

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...nly-37/9497490

Thanks in advance

[NutInHer]

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...r-g-21/6267096

You guys will appreciate this dream:

Had a little extra time yesterday so I text her to see if she was available. Entire process was set up through text, this appears to be the way a lot of appointments are being set up nowadays. Donation was $ for a half. Get into the room and she's very cute with a banging body like 19-20 year old should have. So I'm very happy to begin with. Make my way over to the bed and she says, let's use the couch. I'm a gamer so I agree, sometimes couches are nice for a visual cowgirl ride. She starts with an average CBJ, but she's very cute so I enjoy it immensely. Then she hops on for a very nice visual ride like I imagined. Then the weird shit starts happening. Banging noises on the bathroom door every 60 seconds or so. So I stop her and ask her WTF? She says it's her cousin, don't worry about it. The little head told me to enjoy the nice visual in front of me, so I ignore the noise. After about 3 minutes of noise from the bathroom, the 19-20 year old cousin comes running out of the bathroom and leaves the hotel room entirely. While leaving the room she leaves the door cracked open so she can get back in when she plans to return. I look at her and say WTF? She gets up off of me and goes and shuts the door. Then she comes back to me and apologizes to me. Then she gets back on for the ride so I listen to the little head again. About 2 minutes later, the cousin is banging on the door, wanting back in. She looks down at me and says 'are you going to cum soon'. I look at her and say WTF, it's a little hard to concentrate. She gets up off me and lets the cousin back in. The cousin has a bag of food to feed a small village of people, she comes in giggling and heads back to the bathroom. Meanwhile I'm sitting on the couch naked saying WTF? Through this entire process I did not feel threatened, nor did any of my leo senses get triggered. It simply appeared to me that these girls were very new to the business and did not know how to retain customers. So she comes back to me and gets back on top, so the little head was happy, but the big head said 'enough'. So I concentrated and finished quickly. She apologized many times, but she giggled every time I said told her that this is a messed up situation. She was so cute and had a nice little spinner body, that I could not get mad at her. I guess this is what you get for surfing backpage with a woody. So I'm half way dressed and all the sudden the bathroom door opens up and 5 girls come piling out of the bathroom, giggling and eating the food. I look at her and say WTF? She giggles and apologizes once again. They were all ages 19-23 and decently attractive with nice body's, so once again I did not feel threatened at all. One of the girls asks me if I have any money and want to have more fun. Had I known there were 5 girls in the bathroom that were all decently attractive when I walked in, I would have had a lot of fun. But at this point, a reload would have taken a bit of time and this scenario was simply too weird for me, plus I was in a time crunch. The weird thing was that they acted like this was standard procedure, none of them acted like this was weird. One of them had a towel on and took it off while I was in the room getting dressed. So I finish getting dressed and leave. My little head tells me that I possibly missed a very nice orgy, the big head is yelling at me to get the hell out of there. Just thought I'd share this with you guys, and wondered if this has ever happened to you guys. I did not smell any weed in the room, so I cannot explain the giggling. My guess is that they are all new to the business, and simply did not know how it worked yet. Good memories, LOL.