Massage Parlor Reports

[Niteluvr]

Snakeskin boots, tight jeans, a western shirt and some Rosetta Stone software?

And a tan, maybe?

Good to go!

O.

I have the boots. Guess I should invest in the others. I can imagine finally passing muster after that: "The gringo is legit. He even tanned his private parts."

[NotParticular]

Was this an older Asian woman with bolt-ons? She was a rather pleasant lady. If you know of her where abouts I would appreciate you letting me know.

Linda moved back to LA to be with her daughter and unfortunately out of the business. She was a sweet lady that gave a great session.

[Captain Howdy]

There was a time not long ago, when AMPs were the best thing going in the Metro ATL area. Prior to your arrival, many of the gentlemen that you speak of were privileged to world class treatment at discount prices. During my travels from coast to coast, ATL was one of the best spots to get pampered and treated like a king on a working man's salary. Most of us still can't believe how things have changed in the last ten years, and still waiting for the cycle. I would waste a lot of time trying to explain the legendary service that we experienced. It is one of those things that you would have had to been there to understand. We are going through withdrawals from our addiction, one that none us want to quit. Now you know.

This nails it for me. The only way I'll head to an AMP now is in response to a positive report from a senior member, and even then I'm usually disappointed. What I have in mind when I set out is the experiences I used to have when I first moved to Atlanta a decade ago, when you couldn't visit all the hot Korean women working in the AMPs and still have money left over for food. What I actually experience when I get to the AMP nowadays is a system that has been overrun by global economics, leaving us with tired women in their 40s waiting to trap the poor saps lured by all the false advertising. Why do we go? We're playing the numbers and hoping for that rare, winning lottery ticket.

At this point, I've largely given up on AMPs and have migrated to escort services I trust, where the experience is much more predictable.

Enjoy the ride (and dump the nostalgia) ,

Captain Howdy

[Ozymandias]

That's typical of the Hispanic apartment setups I've encountered in the past. Just wish I could look and speak Spanish so I could partake in all those hidden apartment parlors that the average Hispanic guy goes to at a fraction of the cost!

Snakeskin boots, tight jeans, a western shirt and some Rosetta Stone software?

And a tan, maybe?

Good to go!

O.

[Rtogo]

I've been asleep. Haven't been around in a while. Too bad about Missy. I remember there was provider a while back, Linda / Lulu on Ashford Dunwoody, that did a very erotic massage and at least finished what she started.

Oh well. Guess I can appreciate the days of the southside AMPs too. Those were the days.

Was this an older Asian woman with bolt-ons? She was a rather pleasant lady. If you know of her where abouts I would appreciate you letting me know.

[Niteluvr]

After answering numerous PMs, I realized I did leave some details out my fellow mongers might have appreciated. Sorry, it's been a while since I've posted and I didn't want to inundate you all with what I felt were superfluous details at the time.

For Munecas, the set-up is a large apartment on the Northside of Atlanta. Call the number and the lady will tell you where to go. I was asked what time I wanted but never asked for how long. You will go thru the 2-call (or 3-call) set up so be prepared. It might be best this way, if you've never been there before, it might creep them out to knock on the door unannounced.

You walk into the apartment and are led to a dark bedroom. A few minutes later 3 scantily-clad (the best kind of clad) women walk in. You pick the one you like. From my conversation yesterday, I learned you can pick more than one if you've got the energy and the money. And, as I stated earlier, the mamasita is available. Anyway, after you choose your provider, the mamasita comes in for the cash. After that, things proceed like a normal AMP. You can take a shower if you like but I never have. The first time I went, I got a massage before doing the deed but yesterday, I went straight to it.

Have fun, fellas!

That's typical of the Hispanic apartment setups I've encountered in the past. Just wish I could look and speak Spanish so I could partake in all those hidden apartment parlors that the average Hispanic guy goes to at a fraction of the cost!

[Niteluvr]

You are correct about Angela. I should know better than to multitask while posting. My bad. I wonder if I made the same mistake the day Hong tried to switch me. Hell, at my state of senility, I am just glad I can remember my own name. Too many years and too many handles. WTF is Anna? Apparently, there are voices in my head telling me there is an Anna out there that I need to see. Anyone got any ideas where I should go (be nice guys, I have already showed my ass once today.)

Glad you didn't show your ass to any of us, but I am sending you a PM.

[Slippry Jimbo]

OK, to follow-up on my big post from earlier:

1) Yes, each of the providers in the first grouping will provide HJ (most will do it topless if requested). Some need more persuasion (read need-to-be-comfortable that you're not a creep nor a cop)

2) AMP Fme, thanks for the reply. I agree that Irene is probably no upgrade. When I called there, I got a male chiropractor that answered the phone. And thanks for the info on the other providers.

3) AMP Fme, Niteluvr, Angela sounds interesting too. I'll give her a try.

On other topics:

* Munecas sounds interesting. I'll give them a try. Always good to see the selection before locking in the choice.

[StarFleet]

After answering numerous PMs, I realized I did leave some details out my fellow mongers might have appreciated. Sorry, it's been a while since I've posted and I didn't want to inundate you all with what I felt were superfluous details at the time.

For Munecas, the set-up is a large apartment on the Northside of Atlanta. Call the number and the lady will tell you where to go. I was asked what time I wanted but never asked for how long. You will go thru the 2-call (or 3-call) set up so be prepared. It might be best this way, if you've never been there before, it might creep them out to knock on the door unannounced.

You walk into the apartment and are led to a dark bedroom. A few minutes later 3 scantily-clad (the best kind of clad) women walk in. You pick the one you like. From my conversation yesterday, I learned you can pick more than one if you've got the energy and the money. And, as I stated earlier, the mamasita is available. Anyway, after you choose your provider, the mamasita comes in for the cash. After that, things proceed like a normal AMP. You can take a shower if you like but I never have. The first time I went, I got a massage before doing the deed but yesterday, I went straight to it.

Have fun, fellas!

[Amp Fme]

Irene is not the ballistic bytch. You are referring to Julie in Marietta, the last link in the guy's post. She is to be avoided.

Isn't the good masseuse at Hong named Angela or Angelina? Had a session with her long ago and she was good but no extras.

You are correct about Angela. I should know better than to multitask while posting. My bad. I wonder if I made the same mistake the day Hong tried to switch me. Hell, at my state of senility, I am just glad I can remember my own name. Too many years and too many handles. WTF is Anna? Apparently, there are voices in my head telling me there is an Anna out there that I need to see. Anyone got any ideas where I should go (be nice guys, I have already showed my ass once today.)

[Popeofmypants]

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Nice pics could be real. I google the number and came up with a backpage ad for another massage provider and in the search came up with a website featuring several more. The group goes by the name Instant Relaxation and their website is:

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No review on the other site and I've never seen or heard of any mention of this group. I remember seeing the ad for the one other provider a few months ago. Her phone number is different but google linked her ad to the first ad.

http://nwga.backpage.com/BodyRubs/go...-_-21/12869924

According to their site they have locations in a few other cities. Has anyone heard of this group before.

[Niteluvr]

I saw the other responses and agree with some. I get at least two massages a week. I like them to be very sexy, but they don't have to be sexual (direct prolong touching of the johnson) for me to enjoy them greatly. Given the choice between a good massage or a great handjob, I personally would take the good massage anyday. I saw another guy mention massages are better if you are working out a lot and I agree, especially if your as old as most the guys here. The physical enjoyment of a massage in my mind rates with getting off and is impossible to do by yourself. I go to AMPs because Getting a couple of two hour massages a week from my wife is out of the question, but I can count on steady sex at home. The reason I go to AMPs instead of a standard therapist is because AMPs provide sexier massages. Most guys on this board avoid the providers that do extensive teasing without delivering in the end, but I find it great and look for such providers if I also like their massage, and I tip them very well. The much maligned Missy is one of the best at this as well as Anna at Hong.

To each his own, but I would say that you are unique. I think most guys want the teasing either to stop if it's just going to be a legit massage or go all the way and provide a HJ.

[Niteluvr]

I snipped your post since most I have zero info on. I have NOT seen any of these ladies, so all info is what I found when I researched them or what I recall seeing posted about them.

Suprised at two you recco. Luxury four hands has been reported to be expensive and good, legit massage, but no HE. Pretty sure those reports were on this forum a while back. As for massage dream, again no HE, not as good a massage and expensive. If you have specific intel to the contrary, I would like to know. Your recco was, imo, a bit vague in terms of whether extras were or were not available.

As for Irene. Her ad makes a big point of STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL to such an extent it is a safe bet that no extras will be forthcoming. Handofwellness requires $25 deposit and any lady requiring a deposit makes me nervous. Pure Vida talks a good game, but no extras and I have friend who said massage was not that good, unless one is really into holistic breathing and coaching. And with respect to Irene. Nite, wasn't this the lady you said went off at the mere suggestion of an extra?

I know I am not giving you any first-hand info, but since no one else has yet replied, just wanted to pass on what I recall on the ones you listed that I recognized.

And if you are okay with no extras. This Anna at Hong off JC keeps getting great reports, despite no extras. Be careful though, I tried to make an appointment with her and when I arrived, she was already with another of her regular. They tried to switch with me and others ladies I have had there were not good experiences. Still, based on all the reports, Anna seems worth the persistence.

Irene is not the ballistic bytch. You are referring to Julie in Marietta, the last link in the guy's post. She is to be avoided.

Isn't the good masseuse at Hong named Angela or Angelina? Had a session with her long ago and she was good but no extras.

[HaitianGuru]

I have not seen her, but I sent an appointment for this evening. I am hoping someone puts a review on here before then. She answers text and will do full nude massages or more. We have talked about 1. 6 (I hope I got that right) for the price.

Let me know if you go before me.

I did get to go see her yesterday. Everything was good. She was working out of a hotel. We set a rate for a nude massage, but she left her panties on and got no tip. I was a little annoyed at that since she said one thing and did another. However, she gave a great massage and indicated for more I could have gotten full-service. She had candles and music and had a relaxing environment and gave a nice breast job for the finish. For 30 minutes It was 1. 2.

[Popeofmypants]

While looking through the backpage massage ads I came upon this ad:

Come RËLAX w / MË! _ NËW _ ß®NËTTË. Available NOW incall only 120.

Hi there!

Are you in need of a full body rub to relieve tension and stress or just want to relax? I provide the best sessions, tension relief and sensual pleasure. Come relax and enjoy an erotic sexy time. I'm sweet, sexy, skilled, and very sensual. My hands are silky soft and I have an amazing touch! I'm available all evening for you, can't wait to see you!

Call 404-551-5442, and come RELAX with me My name is Tracy.

120 incall special (see my ads under massage for more pics)

To view this posting, please click the link below:

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...20-19/13743586

Nice pics could be real. I google the number and came up with a backpage ad for another massage provider and in the search came up with a website featuring several more. The group goes by the name Instant Relaxation and their website is:

http://instantrelaxationllc.weebly.com

No review on the other site and I've never seen or heard of any mention of this group. I remember seeing the ad for the one other provider a few months ago. Her phone number is different but google linked her ad to the first ad.

http://nwga.backpage.com/BodyRubs/go...-_-21/12869924

According to their site they have locations in a few other cities. Has anyone heard of this group before.