Massage Parlor Reports

[DudleyBoys]

So I got a work bonus and want to hit up the good ole AMP. Been a while since I have gone any suggestions? Any ones you want me to report on? Let me know. I like them petite tan and tone.

[Kglvr]

When a girl ends up at Hulas from some of the other AMPs IMO it's like going from the penthouse to the OH. I would have to be high to go back there again as the only time I went there last year I thought I stepped into a third world country brothel with only a curtain for a door to the room. I agree with RJ808 as there is good pussy there as I had a young nice ass local Filipino who said she was from Kailihi but had worked in Vegas. Looking at her face with her head lifted off the pillow and her mouth wide open as I was pounding her in mish and my hands grabbing her ass cheeks and feeling that pussy grip, was one of the best AMP experiences I've had. Can be a pretty scary place especially late at night and the rooms the girls sleep in are pretty filthy.

[H Mobius]

Sounds like just a string of bad luck. It'll turn around for you.

Monger on!

Hey thanks man I appreciate that.

[H Mobius]

Sorry, but I've never heard of AMPs rejecting patrons. Care to share? They're usually good w / the ego praising talk. I guess this is where YMMV comes in.

Haha! Me neither, but it's been flung in my face more than a few times. Pretty much they come to the room, see me, say shit ("aisshh!", or something similar), then dig out biching to ms in Korean.

Well, I am the king of YMMV. Maybe I need Oldee's Grooming, Fashion and Obedience School .

[Member #6721]

Is there a Bonnie there, or is that Bunny? Went to GB after being the Bogeyman at Green Rose.

All covered service; too much teeth on the CBJ and had to stop her twice. She pretty much kept her eyes closed the whole time; no eye contact is a turnoff for me.

She didn't get into the session and after a short while I simply lost interest.

Not-bad looking girl, late 30's in the light (upper eyelids had pronounced slitting as from cosmetic surgery, which made her look 40+) , nice super soft slim buns and thighs (fair skin but dark near both sides of the crack) and beautiful B's; however, will not repeat.

Is the AMP landscape changing, as the KB's has? Up until a couple of years ago, AMPs were fun. But now, too frequently, girls appear disgusted and are rejecting me (sometimes vehemently) on sight. If they now only cater to cute or handsome guys, I guess I'm done with this sector of the mongering world.

Sorry, but I've never heard of AMPs rejecting patrons. Care to share? They're usually good w / the ego praising talk. I guess this is where YMMV comes in.

When I spoke to a provider, I asked them what types of patrons participate, they told me, all kinds. Lolz The thing is, I don't know how you folks remember all these names. I do know they tend to change it up.

[Bobby Gunn]

Is there a Bonnie there, or is that Bunny? Went to GB after being the Bogeyman at Green Rose.

All covered service; too much teeth on the CBJ and had to stop her twice. She pretty much kept her eyes closed the whole time; no eye contact is a turnoff for me.

She didn't get into the session and after a short while I simply lost interest.

Not-bad looking girl, late 30's in the light (upper eyelids had pronounced slitting as from cosmetic surgery, which made her look 40+) , nice super soft slim buns and thighs (fair skin but dark near both sides of the crack) and beautiful B's; however, will not repeat.

Is the AMP landscape changing, as the KB's has? Up until a couple of years ago, AMPs were fun. But now, too frequently, girls appear disgusted and are rejecting me (sometimes vehemently) on sight. If they now only cater to cute or handsome guys, I guess I'm done with this sector of the mongering world.

Sounds like just a string of bad luck. It'll turn around for you.

Monger on!

[H Mobius]

After trying to hook up with Bunny unsuccessfully from her days back at Paradise Spa, I was finally happy to get a session with her. I must say that everything about that woman got me excited, from the moment she came into the room and smiled at me, conversation CBJ and overall very comfortable mutual feeling. For me she has "the look" that turns me on. The only issue that prevented the whole experience from being complete was that fact that she doesn't DFK, LFK let alone kiss on the lips. Believe it or not, but I tried to make me kiss her, not only to increase the sexual excitement on my part, but she was breathing heavitly through her mouth and her breath wasn't the freshest, so if I could at least get her to close her lips together (not expecting LFK or DFK) but just closed lip to lip, it would at least reduce the bad air being expelled. It took me a while but finally came, but I think she sensed that I wasn't completely satisfied. To her credit she asked what happenedn and offered to try to finish me off again with an HJ, but I told her that it was okay and I preferred not to have an HJ. I mentioned to her that if she would do some LFK, she would be the perfect GFE, so of cours she said,"Next Time". May or may not repeat, but I never regretted my hooking up with her.

Is there a Bonnie there, or is that Bunny? Went to GB after being the Bogeyman at Green Rose.

All covered service; too much teeth on the CBJ and had to stop her twice. She pretty much kept her eyes closed the whole time; no eye contact is a turnoff for me.

She didn't get into the session and after a short while I simply lost interest.

Not-bad looking girl, late 30's in the light (upper eyelids had pronounced slitting as from cosmetic surgery, which made her look 40+), nice super soft slim buns and thighs (fair skin but dark near both sides of the crack) and beautiful B's; however, will not repeat.

Is the AMP landscape changing, as the KB's has? Up until a couple of years ago, AMPs were fun. But now, too frequently, girls appear disgusted and are rejecting me (sometimes vehemently) on sight. If they now only cater to cute or handsome guys, I guess I'm done with this sector of the mongering world.

[Pokesqd]

Well its been a while since I seen Ruby / Miso, etc around so kind of forgot what she looked like. But I went GQ recently, and was very slim pickings. Was about to settle for a girl named Hanna. Looks I think were like you know who, not sure though. Anyway like the devil right before I undress, she asks for tip. Right then and there my buzzer sounds and I am thinking,"you are the weakest link, goodbye." I get my hf back and leave, but as I walked I thought to myself maybe that was the devil and she got a new alias. Well I guess this all confirms not, but better than being sorry. She wasn't nearly hot enough to take the risk.

Blade I say your Instict is spot on, I saw Hanah sitting on yhe, couch and, act as she's all thatgood thing I pick the fun girl Anne. Got to go with our Man / Dog instinct. Good call. Is good to have two heads.

Poke

[Blade82]

Some things never change. I have seen this provider quite a few times. Last time a few months ago as Apple at Pink, before that as Ruby at GQ. I know she has bad reports, but she has my body type and big nipples that I like. She usually lets me play with them a little, but trys to cover them with her arms. Now she is working at Hula's under the name Sugar. She recently got back from the mainland, and called me to say she was back. I went to see her and paid the HF and asked to take a shower. I was put off by the place. The shower was gross, the matresss and floor looked filthy, and felt like you were lying on worn out springs. Looked like the kind of place you read about in the back streets in China. It even smelled bad. Loud talking and TV from outside was annoying. I wanted to get up and leave, but made the mistake of staying. Sugar comes in and goes immediately to CBJ, no massage or back rub. Gets on for 2-3 minutes of CG, and tells me her nipples are sensitive and don't touch them. Another 3 minutes of mish, and she is upset that I have not come yet. I stop and say to myself, what the hell am I doing here. So she gets up, puts on her clothes and says to pick another girl next time. I put on my clothes and thought about walking out without tipping at all, since I was only there for 15 minutes which included the time to shower, and got nothing close to being satisfied. But I gave her $50 for the less than ten minutes she spent in the room with me. She looks at it and gives it back and says keep it and don't come back,"I don't need it". Like I would ever want to see her again. She than calls my cell and leaves a message swearing at me again telling never to call her again. I rarely write bad reports, but this was unbelievable. Probably the worse session I have ever had.

Well its been a while since I seen Ruby / Miso, etc around so kind of forgot what she looked like. But I went GQ recently, and was very slim pickings. Was about to settle for a girl named Hanna. Looks I think were like you know who, not sure though. Anyway like the devil right before I undress, she asks for tip. Right then and there my buzzer sounds and I am thinking,"you are the weakest link, goodbye." I get my hf back and leave, but as I walked I thought to myself maybe that was the devil and she got a new alias. Well I guess this all confirms not, but better than being sorry. She wasn't nearly hot enough to take the risk.

[Blade82]

I have done hundreds of sessions in town in less than two years and have been with almost a hundred providers, Korean, Chinese, Southeast Asian. I have gone out of my way to try to detect evidence of coercion and human trafficking and have yet to come across a shred of evidence of pimps and coercion and human trafficking among the Asians. But you say you KNOW these girls have pimps? And the mamasans beat them?

I can't think of any major issues occuring in the past two years. The most recent activity to my memory of pimps is 5+ years ago when P10 first opened. Of course nothing is definite but there would always be mysterious looking men in their cars. The rate there would be higher $$.5-$$$ and the turnover rate was very quick. But this is all during a small period when P10 was happening thats why there were these reports. Overall the use of a pimp is very rare today in the business, but that doesn't mean its nonexistent. The popular places we all go to most likely won't and if they do they will be very discreet about it. Although those soleis I always see hanging out on the couches at Ginza does make me wonder sometimes. If it still operates the same and you frequent Hulas, I'm sure you will eventually dig up some evidence. It seems you don't want to believe these things happen and I don't want to either. Sure those activist blow things out of proportion, but at the same time they are a few percent correct. Point to all this Ocolombo, theres more years to experience and read up on before you can get political.

[Splooge McDuck]

Splooge,

I was sitting at a fast food joint and literally laughed out loud at your NWA reference especially to one of their more obscure classics. Ruby / Sugar who ever the hell she is has mental issues. Any chick that reaches out to you then rejects you and then still makes an effort to contact you just to nag is not firing on all cylinders between the ears.

RJ.

OMG. You have no idea. How rock hard & horny (I'm talkin "crazy horny for MS Naomi" type of horny) I get at the sight of Sugar or Ivy or Apple or Ruby or Miso or so on & so on & that sexy, succulent, spinnerlicious, spinner lover's wet dream of a body of hers. And I luv her face too, a lot. Arrrggg! She's been on my "maybe list" since I 1st saw her. But all the reports of her are way too much for me to wunna potentially put up with that crap.

I mean, I'd take looks over service any day / I mean, I'd take looks with a dead fish & with a lame lay.

I'm sayin, I'm payin for looks is basically what I always say / But even with the looks of the ideal spinner bod, I could not stay hard, if I were treated that way.

WTF Beeeyitch! What the hell is wrong with you / Youuu freakin called that dude, & you freakin give him attitude.

The worst part was, she called his phone after too / Brother Rascal X. Holy shit, I feel so bad for you.

I hope your next piece of poon, is a good one soon / I'll stay tuned.

For me, it's no can do now, no like boom boom now / If she gets sent to my room now, I'ma tell her get the fuck out.

Not gunna try my luck out, with a chance of bi*ched out / If she's the only chick sittin on the couch, I'll dig out.

Sugar / Apple / whoever she is now, is without a shadow of a doubt / One less bi*ch I will ever have to worry about.

One less bi*ch on my list to be done / But this Golden Butterfly Bunny, sounds like one next, one next, one next ho I gutta go & recon!

[Uki Eater]

Some things never change. I have seen this provider quite a few times. Last time a few months ago as Apple at Pink, before that as Ruby at GQ. I know she has bad reports, but she has my body type and big nipples that I like. She usually lets me play with them a little, but trys to cover them with her arms. Now she is working at Hula's under the name Sugar. She recently got back from the mainland, and called me to say she was back. I went to see her and paid the HF and asked to take a shower. I was put off by the place. The shower was gross, the matresss and floor looked filthy, and felt like you were lying on worn out springs. Looked like the kind of place you read about in the back streets in China. It even smelled bad. Loud talking and TV from outside was annoying. I wanted to get up and leave, but made the mistake of staying. Sugar comes in and goes immediately to CBJ, no massage or back rub. Gets on for 2-3 minutes of CG, and tells me her nipples are sensitive and don't touch them. Another 3 minutes of mish, and she is upset that I have not come yet. I stop and say to myself, what the hell am I doing here. So she gets up, puts on her clothes and says to pick another girl next time. I put on my clothes and thought about walking out without tipping at all, since I was only there for 15 minutes which included the time to shower, and got nothing close to being satisfied. But I gave her $50 for the less than ten minutes she spent in the room with me. She looks at it and gives it back and says keep it and don't come back,"I don't need it". Like I would ever want to see her again. She than calls my cell and leaves a message swearing at me again telling never to call her again. I rarely write bad reports, but this was unbelievable. Probably the worse session I have ever had.

Man that's really retarded. She's the one calling you to see her only to later complain and say to not ever come back. LOL. If she really didn't want to see you, then she shouldn't have called you or even gave her number out in the first place. Hello?

Sugar: "Well, I changed my mind!"

LOL.

[RickJames808]

Splooge,

I was sitting at a fast food joint and literally laughed out loud at your NWA reference especially to one of their more obscure classics. Ruby / Sugar who ever the hell she is has mental issues. Any chick that reaches out to you then rejects you and then still makes an effort to contact you just to nag is not firing on all cylinders between the ears. Most of those sorry wenches at Hulas are like that. Many of them have to to pay their hard earned (?) wages to some sorry cocksucker who does absolutely nothing for them and thus they are miserable. You wind up with a joyless provider who will give you a lackluster session at best. Never could understand a girls lack of willpower to break away from a pimp.

Anyway there is some good pussy to be had at Hulas but none of it is worth the drama or attitudes not to mention the absolute filth in which you will lay. Total lack of respect for monger and provider IMO.

RJ.

Shit man. Damn. Sounds like 1 of the worst sessions I've ever read about too. Just a FYI, after leaving GQ she was at Ginza for about 2 weeks or so, but I don't think anyone ever got her name. Then she was "IVY" at Goi for a while this summer, before heading to Hulas I guess. I think she has the world record for working at the most AMPs. LOL.

If this is how Sugar / Ivy / Apple / Ruby / Miso / etc etc treats a long time repeater, who SHE even called up to come by & see her / Shit, there ain't no way I'm ever gunna try & skeet her.

I been on the prowl, I been on the lookout / Tryin to find a provider with that K-Pop look now.

A bro PM me, about a sexy spinner named Sugar at Hulas to check out / But as NWA would say, that's one less, one less, one less bi*tch I gutta worry about!

[Captin Crunch]

Uki; is there any place that you can go to for Just a b2b soap massage with he? But the donation would not be the usual tip. Can you set one up for me? Heehee.

[Splooge McDuck]

Dude thanks for the heads up, this chic is a wombat. A Bat from Hell. You're there for her to turn you on, not you to turn her.

On. If you cannot release then its her for doing a lousy stinking service. Theres lots of Tuna on this Island. Keep both head high and go get them.

Poke

Yeah really though, sometimes then, gutta remind them, that "You's a HO!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G03CwWvtdF0 "You's a Ho" Ludacris