Massage Parlor Reports

TinyDancer · 08-18-12 22:39

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

Try this link:

www.cityofchicago.org/ConsumerServices/

Then go down to "Supporting Information" and click Business Affairs and Consumer Protection Hearing Schedule. Once there click Upcoming Hearings. They used to have hearings just about every day but now it seems they're having them only 2 (maybe 3) times per week, so pay close attention to the dates. I just checked the latest schedule and only 1 MP was listed for September. Zenobia's, which is already closed.

Also on the page with Upcoming Hearings, if you look to the left, you will notice a section called Hearings and Disciplinary Actions. Click that area, and it will direct you to a list of all businesses that have had their licenses revoked. For MPs (Massage Estasblishment) , click on Non-Liquor and scroll down to Massage Establishment. Currently it shows all revocations as of August 1, 2012.

I hope this helps.

Watch for patterns and common denominators. The City is very systematic on how they enforce the law. As you all already know. If they appear to be overly selective just remember, this is Chicago!

Lovingly,

The Tiny Dancer

**OPIllini** · 08-18-12 14:15

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

I have a question for members and watcher's, For some reason I can't find a current hearing schedule,

I have looked at: Business Affairs and Consumer Protection. Weekly Hearing Schedules. All from April.

Alice's South Wentworth Is due to have a hearing today. I can't find it anywhere.

Could some one post a link. Are PM me. I use to check it every week see what was going on. I though maybe they were on summer brake. Nothing since April 11 2012

Try this link: www.cityofchicago.org/ConsumerServices/ Then go down to "Supporting Information" and click Business Affairs and Consumer Protection Hearing Schedule. Once there click Upcoming Hearings. They used to have hearings just about every day but now it seems they're having them only 2 (maybe 3) times per week, so pay close attention to the dates. I just checked the latest schedule and only 1 MP was listed for September. Zenobia's, which is already closed.

Also on the page with Upcoming Hearings, if you look to the left, you will notice a section called Hearings and Disciplinary Actions. Click that area, and it will direct you to a list of all businesses that have had their licenses revoked. For MPs (Massage Estasblishment) , click on Non-Liquor and scroll down to Massage Establishment. Currently it shows all revocations as of August 1, 2012.

I hope this helps.

**Humpfree** · 08-18-12 09:59

Originally Posted by ChiGuy09 [View Original Post]

Just got done at a long standing place in Willowbrook. TS was busy at the time so she said that we would do that after. Provider was a cute little Asian with a decent rack (C). Massage was quick, effortless, and disappointing. FS was provided after that which was nice but overall I felt rushed. She asked what my preference for girls was and I said big titties. She offered to bring in another girl with D's but I didn't have the means to that end. Good overall experience but could have been better. PM for more details.

There's a cute little Chinese gal there advertising on her own, On CL R BP one of the two.

She states I'm at Willow brook. Come see me.

**Member #5884** · 08-17-12 11:54

Anybody have any luck with her? I would love to hear about what she offers. Thanks

**Magooski** · 08-15-12 20:09

I made one or two post about this place and all you will get is a massage.

Originally Posted by Jadedone [View Original Post]

I think you are referring to KT massage.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/thp/3203327975.html

Don't think much fun will be had there.

**ChiGuy09** · 08-15-12 16:36

Just got done at a long standing place in Willowbrook. TS was busy at the time so she said that we would do that after. Provider was a cute little Asian with a decent rack (C). Massage was quick, effortless, and disappointing. FS was provided after that which was nice but overall I felt rushed. She asked what my preference for girls was and I said big titties. She offered to bring in another girl with D's but I didn't have the means to that end. Good overall experience but could have been better. PM for more details.

**ChiGuy09** · 08-15-12 16:23

I went to the one on Wolf a few years back and nothing. Steer clear.

Originally Posted by Jadedone [View Original Post]

I think you are referring to KT massage.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/thp/3203327975.html

Don't think much fun will be had there.

**Humpfree** · 08-15-12 10:36

I have a question for members and watcher's, For some reason I can't find a current hearing schedule,

I have looked at: Business Affairs and Consumer Protection. Weekly Hearing Schedules. All from April.

Alice's South Wentworth Is due to have a hearing today. I can't find it anywhere.

Could some one post a link. Are PM me. I use to check it every week see what was going on. I though maybe they were on summer brake. Nothing since April 11 2012

**Datsurman** · 08-15-12 07:40

I ain't no lawyer, but my understanding is that there are 2 issues to worry about. They worry about losing their massage license and a prostitution charge. Neither would happen if they gave a nude table shower as long as they don't touch your junk. The thing that our government does not want to happen is for someone to get paid to massage your penis or testicles. Make sense?

In reality the table shower is great because you both are mostly naked, There's usually nothing in the room that could conceal a recording device and there's running water as background noise. Its perfect time for a Leo check. If she washes your jimmy she's cool. If you encourage her to wash your jimmy then your cool. If either side is hesitant then its a problem.

Originally Posted by BenBeck [View Original Post]

This brings up a question I've been meaning to ask:

Is a table shower even legal in Chicago (assuming it goes without saying that the underwear comes off)?

I presume naked TS must be legal since they're all so out in the open.

**Maestromaestro** · 08-15-12 05:33

Tineye shows that 3/4 of the pics are coming up as positive. Only the pic of the girl in the red dress hasn't been recycled. Still waiting to hear any reports to see if the girls are the same as before or if they've gotten younger and hotter.

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

Forth picture down look like the gal from the shut down Nabi in Lancing, Nice. Keep us informed.

**Brandonkelly** · 08-15-12 03:28

Originally Posted by BenBeck [View Original Post]

This brings up a question I've been meaning to ask:

Is a table shower even legal in Chicago (assuming it goes without saying that the underwear comes off)?

I presume naked TS must be legal since they're all so out in the open.

You have to remember, the same shit (basically) goes down in hospitals and nursing homes everywhere in the country, everyday. Many handicapped and / or injured people cannot bathe themselves. That being said, the way I understand it is as long as neither party files a police report, you're good. If the touching is considered lewd, and YOU complain to the police, then it's illegal. As far as being nude is considered, hey, the towel must have fell off when I lept up after a herd of barrell-assed cops broke the front door down.

Remember David Archuleta from American Idol? Nice kid right? He finished second, pretty damn good. Well, his dad's a dumbass. Google 'David Archuleta dad massage arrested' and read the articles. He ADMITTED he got a hand job and before that statement, the cops had no evidence against him whatsoever. Same goes for the TS situation.

**Gopher88** · 08-14-12 21:16

Originally Posted by Magooski [View Original Post]

Nice pic's in the ad. Walk in and you will probably find grannie and Bebe!

Forth picture down look like the gal from the shut down Nabi in Lancing, Nice. Keep us informed.

**BenBeck** · 08-14-12 15:56

Originally Posted by ChiHappiness [View Original Post]

Wow, their advertisement says that table showers are available. Table showers with your underwear on? Sounds like a squishy ride home.

This brings up a question I've been meaning to ask:

Is a table shower even legal in Chicago (assuming it goes without saying that the underwear comes off)?

I presume naked TS must be legal since they're all so out in the open.