Massage Parlor Reports

**Splooge McDuck** · 08-13-12 14:42

Splooger dah YouTuber here, just came across the greatest flash mob song ever in the history of ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp...eature=related "Gangham Style" PSY.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMcFKIyLCE8 (English Subs)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qeg11TUPzs8 (Flash Mob Style)

So this is how you flash mob an AMP. You walk in the front door & ask mama (or hot mama) if you can choose from the lineup on the bench. Check out every girl sitting. Then when you see the one you want, you recite this to her:

Areumdawo sarangseureowo / Geurae neo hey! Geurae baro neo hey!

Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji gabolkka!

Hehe, I have no idea if the spelling of those Korean words are correct. But it translates to:

Beautiful, Loveable / Yes you, hey! Yes you, hey!

Now let's go until the end!

(Now, if you want a BBBJ you sing this to your provider)

Blow no condom style / Eyyyy, B-B-B-J / Blow, blow, blow, blow-blow no condom style!

(If you want BBFS you sing this to her)

No mo condom style / Eyyyy, BB all the way / No, no, no, no-no mo condom style!

Hahahaha, I'm obviously just kidding around, but this next thing you actually can do! When you are banging her doggystyle, do it Oppan Gangham Style! Cross your hands together over her ass, with your right fist over your left fist. And shake your fists up & down as you thrust into her (like you are riding a horse). Then hold your left arm out & point it to the right of your chest as you throw your right arm in the air & swing it round & round. (like you are on a bucking bronco & swinging a lasso). Then put your left leg up & plant your left foot down on the bed as you keep your right leg on its knee. Place both your left & right palms on your left knee & thrust into her from the right angle. If you want, you can add that 808 flava by "chrowing dah shaka!" LOL. After your session is done, make sure to do that pimped out B-boy stance PSY does at the end of the song LOL. If you complete this routine you have banged the way you should be bangin:

FM Monger Style / Eyyyy, sexy provider / F, M, F, M-FM Monger Stlye!

Eyyyy, I'm gunna ride ya / F, M, F, M-FM Monger Style!

**Crouchingtiger** · 08-13-12 06:12

Several part questions for you mongers. I put it in this thread cause it technically pertains to AMPs

1) How many have done it with a girl using it (pro or other) and how did it feel compared to BB and CFS?

2) How hard is it (no pun intended-hehe) for a girl to put in and keep it there during the deed?

3) How do women like it?

4) Finally do you think AMP providers will go for this?

5) Oh how much do they cost anyway?

I generally like it BB, but realize there are other girls out there that I want to try but although they will do BBBJ, FS is covered. However, when you get older, junior is not as sensitive and can't last more than 20 minutes when pumping iron.

**CM0069** · 08-12-12 22:37

Originally Posted by Mipene77 [View Original Post]

Holy babe o licious Batman! Is that really really Aki? No freaking way. Somebody please verify. If it is, I will see her like right now and be back with a report ASAP. No way that Roses can have a chick that looks that good. I think the pictures are fake. I hope she proves me wrong.

I suspect that those pics are really theirs, but taken at a much earlier time perhaps. After a few years of seeing these k-girls studio pics and in person I'm guessing this is their calling card when they go and make it to the US by that time 3-5 years may have passed. Rarely if ever I saw another kgirl use another ones pics. I simply would say those kgirls that provide quality pics are the ones you can't go wrong with. Earlier examples if you ever saw were Mulan and Sua way way back. Amazing how its been consistent body types, slender petite vanilla skinned pretty and downright sweet. Someone got to ask those other girls at pink / GQ occasionally post their portfolio once in awhile.

**Member #4374** · 08-12-12 17:40

Is Goi any good at night? I checked it out daytime and only had a bunch of old aunties in Walmart lingerie available to provide services. No thanks, I'd rather jerk-off to moonangel.

**Pokesqd** · 08-12-12 11:37

To simplify it, Aki has a better face. Her eyes are gorgeous. The pic is almost like her. Body the same.

Poke

**Liampark808** · 08-12-12 11:33

Originally Posted by Pokesqd [View Original Post]

You my Hero going back. I bet the girls no can give good BLS, cauae you got some big Balls dude. Its like them trying to suck a whole grapefruit into their mouth, and thats only yourl left side."No Fear Brah!

Poke

LOL. Just blueballs that night not bigballs, well at least not grapefruit size kine. Like I said, I figured what were the chances they come back again the very next night. And the blueballs didn't help to keep me away either.

**Blake123** · 08-12-12 04:48

Originally Posted by Splooge McDuck [View Original Post]

Oh come on! Only now Aki starts to post BP ads when she is leaving tomorrow already. Look it look it.

http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleE...aki-26/3556086

http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleE...all-26/3554168

Aki was there at Roses last nite. Lookin delish.

Originally Posted by Mipene77 [View Original Post]

Holy babe o licious Batman! Is that really really Aki? No freaking way. Somebody please verify. If it is, I will see her like right now and be back with a report ASAP. No way that Roses can have a chick that looks that good. I think the pictures are fake. I hope she proves me wrong.

A search on Tineye and Google Images came up with zero hits.

**Splooge McDuck** · 08-12-12 04:36

Originally Posted by Alohaoe [View Original Post]

All you guys who wanted to try hot mama LInda she been working, very nice boobs on that slim figure.

Happy Mongering

Originally Posted by Seenum [View Original Post]

Ok everyone here's the plan for tonight everyone go to roses and see Aki before she leaves mean while I'll go to GQ myself and give linda lots of my Dna. I'm sure I can handle this myself I'm bringing all my perks, extreme conditioning, scavenger, sleight of hand and blind eye (just in case of a bust) also assasin, blast shield, marksman, steady aim and dead silence (just in case of a raid) and oh yah everything is at pro! GQ it is, but everyone else go to roses.

Yeah buddy. Roses is where its at guys. Go Roses & leave me & my hot little mama at the GQ alone LOL.

**Seenum** · 08-12-12 04:25

Originally Posted by Alohaoe [View Original Post]

All you guys who wanted to try hot mama LInda she been working, very nice boobs on that slim figure.

Happy Mongering

Ok everyone here's the plan for tonight everyone go to roses and see Aki before she leaves mean while I'll go to GQ myself and give linda lots of my Dna. I'm sure I can handle this myself I'm bringing all my perks, extreme conditioning, scavenger, sleight of hand and blind eye (just in case of a bust) also assasin, blast shield, marksman, steady aim and dead silence (just in case of a raid) and oh yah everything is at pro! GQ it is, but everyone else go to roses.

**Azn0651** · 08-12-12 04:02

Originally Posted by Mipene77 [View Original Post]

Holy babe o licious Batman! Is that really really Aki? No freaking way. Somebody please verify. If it is, I will see her like right now and be back with a report ASAP. No way that Roses can have a chick that looks that good. I think the pictures are fake. I hope she proves me wrong.

Sorry man it's not really pictures of her, though she is thin like that girl. As to small Bs, but either way today is her last until she gets back in a month or so.

**RickJames808** · 08-12-12 02:19

Those are pro pics which makes me doubt it. The eyes are blurred but the rest seems like a good representation even if the pic is a fake.

Originally Posted by Mipene77 [View Original Post]

Holy babe o licious Batman! Is that really really Aki? No freaking way. Somebody please verify. If it is, I will see her like right now and be back with a report ASAP. No way that Roses can have a chick that looks that good. I think the pictures are fake. I hope she proves me wrong.

**Belot Eater** · 08-12-12 01:39

Originally Posted by Pokesqd [View Original Post]

You my Hero going back. I bet the girls no can give good BLS, cauae you got some big Balls dude. Its like them trying to suck a whole grapefruit into their mouth, and thats only yourl left side."No Fear Brah!

Poke

Damn, I hate that. I remember on my AMP days Coco suck my nuts in her mouth. Never like the feeling. Felt like my nuts was going disconnect from my pole. Told her to stop.

**Member #3973** · 08-12-12 00:53

Originally Posted by Heavy Chevy [View Original Post]

Did the girl give you a shower? No. Did the girl give you a massage? No. Just say no in a polite yet firm manner. No worry beef curry!

I agree you should not tell the police that the girl gave you a massage or a shower. Bu just say "I would like to remain silent" or "no comments". It is never a good idea to tell LE anything except your name and address. And it is MUCH better to decline to comment than to lie. You can get in trouble for that.

Be safe

**Alohaoe** · 08-11-12 20:39

All you guys who wanted to try hot mama LInda she been working, very nice boobs on that slim figure.

Happy Mongering

**Pokesqd** · 08-11-12 20:30

Originally Posted by Liampark808 [View Original Post]

Well, it wasn't at band camp, but I was in the AMP where 7 is now when it got raided. It was a few years ago, but I wasn't in the room. I was actually waiting on the couch for a room watching the tv and I noticed four cops in full bullet proof vests walking up the walkway on the security monitor. I totally thought I was fucked, but they did their thing with the girls and just asked me for my I'd, wrote some info down, recommended I don't come back, and let. Me on. My way. I showed them though. Went back the next day since I didn't get to spend my $$ the night before. Plus I figured there's no way they'd raid the place 2 days in a row. There were less girls but some of the one's there remembered me from the day before and were so surprised I came back the next day. They kept asking,"Aren't you scared?" I just told them no way they coming here 2 nights in a row. Did scare the shit out of me as it was happening though.

You my Hero going back. I bet the girls no can give good BLS, cauae you got some big Balls dude. Its like them trying to suck a whole grapefruit into their mouth, and thats only yourl left side."No Fear Brah!

Poke