Massage Parlor Reports

**Magooski** · 08-04-12 09:21

40 is fair, but I will pay 60 for roaming and friendlier HR services.

Originally Posted by ChgoJJ [View Original Post]

Roscoe. 40 is my standard fare for HJ. Especially a clothed one. She must be insane. Or either thinks you are insane. Lmao.

ChgoJJ

**Magooski** · 08-04-12 09:17

One has a better chance of finding the Tooth Fairy or Easter Bunny in the south suburbs than an MP that provides extended services because Little Snot Nose Sheriff Tommy and the rest of the honorable officers of the good county of Cook seem to shut them down quickly. A very good use of Cook County tax dollars and keep the public safe from rogue massage therapist gone wild. It would be nice if they redirected those dollars and went after the rouge gang bangers killing little kids or helping stop the flash mobs mugging people. The other thing I've noticed from some newbie posters is BS reports trolling for info, IMHO. So yes Virgina, there is a Santa Claus!

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

Simon said it, He's right you know.

**CumShooter6969** · 08-04-12 01:32

Stoped by late night kind of last min made an appoinment ahead of time, an decent thinish asian chick with glasses, decent rack wearing a shirt about in her 20s, I was hoping I got that latin chick I ve seen before but she was off that day anyways paid for half since they were about to close. Got walked to the back undressed & in came that olderly troll looking lady. I would of left and asked for my money back but since it was late and back was killing decided to stay decent massage and finish got a deal on the finish for 20$ since it seem like a slow day 4 her, not comlpaining but next iam calling ahead to see if that little latina is there.

**Member202** · 08-04-12 00:28

Funny what some of these girls try and get away with. Even funnier what some of us actually let them get away with. This sounds like a case of her trying to take advantage of the moment. She may actually believe those are the right numbers but her fantasy does not translate to reality. At the end of the day it's whatever we agree to pay that's the right price. I would never spend more than 40 for HE, especially fully clothed. In this situation you were right and she was dreaming and you handled it perfectly.

Originally Posted by Roscoe23 [View Original Post]

I think my ATF just went to the bottom of the heap. Wed evening dream went like this, usually dream of Sheri or May but for some wierd reason dreamt about Eva. Nice friendly girl in the beggining as thinks she saw me in the old VIP on Millwaukee. Not really a massage more like a rub down but okay On the flip she started asking questions about other dreams while teasing, went for the oiled up flag pole and not to bad at it. Then she decided to drill for more oil south of the flag LOL. Stayed fully clothed through out, however I did manage to undo the over the shoulder bolder holder. After the clean up left what I thought was the customary 40 and she counts it and starts complaining. Tells me that most leave 60. 80, so I said I must not be most then. Sanity check please, am I just a cheap old timer that is not up with the times, or am I right that 60. 80 for a fully clothed HE is just crazy especially in these hard times. She kept after me and telling me it is so slow so I asked her if she thought I was supposed to pay for customers that she does not have! Really surprised as this is never happened to me before and I have been around for a long time. P. M me if you would like.

**OngBak15** · 08-03-12 23:53

I only had one asian girl that I have in my phone. She always took care of me when that was the type of proformance I needed. She has never not answered my calls or text. Last week, I heard no word from her. I drop by her job only to find another of the dreaded stickers up on the window. The hobby is taking a very hard hit.

**OngBak15** · 08-03-12 23:47

Originally Posted by Roscoe23 [View Original Post]

I think my ATF just went to the bottom of the heap. Wed evening dream went like this, usually dream of Sheri or May but for some wierd reason dreamt about Eva. Nice friendly girl in the beggining as thinks she saw me in the old VIP on Millwaukee. Not really a massage more like a rub down but okay On the flip she started asking questions about other dreams while teasing, went for the oiled up flag pole and not to bad at it. Then she decided to drill for more oil south of the flag LOL. Stayed fully clothed through out, however I did manage to undo the over the shoulder bolder holder. After the clean up left what I thought was the customary 40 and she counts it and starts complaining. Tells me that most leave 60. 80, so I said I must not be most then. Sanity check please, am I just a cheap old timer that is not up with the times, or am I right that 60. 80 for a fully clothed HE is just crazy especially in these hard times. She kept after me and telling me it is so slow so I asked her if she thought I was supposed to pay for customers that she does not have! Really surprised as this is never happened to me before and I have been around for a long time. P. M me if you would like.

Last time I checked, that was the going rate. But times is hard. We all know that some of these girls are so pro, they will upsell even to their dependable clients. Uncle LEO to me, is the cause more than greed.

**ChgoJJ** · 08-03-12 23:47

Originally Posted by Roscoe23 [View Original Post]

I think my ATF just went to the bottom of the heap. Wed evening dream went like this, usually dream of Sheri or May but for some wierd reason dreamt about Eva. Nice friendly girl in the beggining as thinks she saw me in the old VIP on Millwaukee. Not really a massage more like a rub down but okay On the flip she started asking questions about other dreams while teasing, went for the oiled up flag pole and not to bad at it. Then she decided to drill for more oil south of the flag LOL. Stayed fully clothed through out, however I did manage to undo the over the shoulder bolder holder. After the clean up left what I thought was the customary 40 and she counts it and starts complaining. Tells me that most leave 60. 80, so I said I must not be most then. Sanity check please, am I just a cheap old timer that is not up with the times, or am I right that 60. 80 for a fully clothed HE is just crazy especially in these hard times. She kept after me and telling me it is so slow so I asked her if she thought I was supposed to pay for customers that she does not have! Really surprised as this is never happened to me before and I have been around for a long time. P. M me if you would like.

Roscoe. 40 is my standard fare for HJ. Especially a clothed one. She must be insane. Or either thinks you are insane. Lmao.

ChgoJJ

**Nighthawk1955** · 08-03-12 18:04

Originally Posted by Roscoe23 [View Original Post]

I think my ATF just went to the bottom of the heap. Wed evening dream went like this, usually dream of Sheri or May but for some wierd reason dreamt about Eva. Nice friendly girl in the beggining as thinks she saw me in the old VIP on Millwaukee.

Was this the same Eva who worked on Pulaski. And for a while was on Dame. She ALWAYS had a oversized opinion of worth.

**Fireman469** · 08-03-12 18:00

Fellow Mongers,

I'm from Indy and going to be up in the area this weekend in Lake County, IN and was curious if there was a good place for Nuru? Please PM me with any help you might have.

**Rtr111** · 08-03-12 17:56

Roscoe 23 is pointing out a fact that I have experienced at T-Pro and other places in the last few months. It started out that the younger girls wanted a extra double saw and other girls in the spa wanted the same tip. Sunny on Pulaski (may be closed) pointed that out to me when Coco didn't even want to make an appointment after a 40 tip. Sunny said business was slow and she didn't mind a 40 but I could tell that she wanted an upgrade. I haven't been back to see Coco and a few others and won't go to anyone that makes me feel like a jerk. No people skills. They may be talking with one another but I don't think they realize that they are up against the 160 FS apartment girls and 60 plus 60 puts them right there.

**Roscoe23** · 08-03-12 17:09

I think my ATF just went to the bottom of the heap. Wed evening dream went like this, usually dream of Sheri or May but for some wierd reason dreamt about Eva. Nice friendly girl in the beggining as thinks she saw me in the old VIP on Millwaukee. Not really a massage more like a rub down but okay On the flip she started asking questions about other dreams while teasing, went for the oiled up flag pole and not to bad at it. Then she decided to drill for more oil south of the flag LOL. Stayed fully clothed through out, however I did manage to undo the over the shoulder bolder holder. After the clean up left what I thought was the customary 40 and she counts it and starts complaining. Tells me that most leave 60. 80, so I said I must not be most then. Sanity check please, am I just a cheap old timer that is not up with the times, or am I right that 60. 80 for a fully clothed HE is just crazy especially in these hard times. She kept after me and telling me it is so slow so I asked her if she thought I was supposed to pay for customers that she does not have! Really surprised as this is never happened to me before and I have been around for a long time. P. M me if you would like.

**Gopher88** · 08-03-12 09:30

Originally Posted by SimonHeSays [View Original Post]

You're not willing to provide any reviews your just looking to trade? Thanks for letting us know.

Simon said it, He's right you know.

**ElginMonk** · 08-03-12 08:13

Have seen Edita in the past. Not really a massage if you get what I'm saying. .80 total for FS, she massaged my back for 15 minutes was told to flip. I asked for the full hour but was told that FS was available instead. Put on condom and rode cowgirl and finished doggy. Located in her apartment building.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/thp/3178881862.html

Was given her facebook, mongering is much different then in years past.

**ElginMonk** · 08-03-12 07:53

Went to this location yesterday and had a great dream, called and setup appointment. Was told to get too said address and then call. The location of massage parlor was across the street in an unfurnished building. Was greeted by a not so pretty lady and got scared and almost left, went to take a leak and saw a man in the room over; on a pc and got scared again and almost left. I was about to leave then out comes 2 pretty girls whom is pictured in the ad BTW. Picked the blonde, she is better looking in person, glad I stayed. Everything is offered, standard AMP pricing but much cheaper. .40 for massage and. 40 for a hand shake, was offered. 60 CBJ and. 80 for FS. Got a nude handy with two pops for. 40, she let my fingers roam and had a fun time herself, will repeat. The other girl had big tits will eventually see.

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...rk-24/10677853

**SimonHeSays** · 08-03-12 07:37

Originally Posted by AllStar2350 [View Original Post]

First time poster long time reader. Trying to earn my stripes. Got some good places near ohare. Looking to trade with someone that knows a place in the south burbs.

You're not willing to provide any reviews your just looking to trade? Thanks for letting us know.