Massage Parlor Reports

**Roscoe23** · 08-03-12 17:09

I think my ATF just went to the bottom of the heap. Wed evening dream went like this, usually dream of Sheri or May but for some wierd reason dreamt about Eva. Nice friendly girl in the beggining as thinks she saw me in the old VIP on Millwaukee. Not really a massage more like a rub down but okay On the flip she started asking questions about other dreams while teasing, went for the oiled up flag pole and not to bad at it. Then she decided to drill for more oil south of the flag LOL. Stayed fully clothed through out, however I did manage to undo the over the shoulder bolder holder. After the clean up left what I thought was the customary 40 and she counts it and starts complaining. Tells me that most leave 60. 80, so I said I must not be most then. Sanity check please, am I just a cheap old timer that is not up with the times, or am I right that 60. 80 for a fully clothed HE is just crazy especially in these hard times. She kept after me and telling me it is so slow so I asked her if she thought I was supposed to pay for customers that she does not have! Really surprised as this is never happened to me before and I have been around for a long time. P. M me if you would like.

**Gopher88** · 08-03-12 09:30

Originally Posted by SimonHeSays [View Original Post]

You're not willing to provide any reviews your just looking to trade? Thanks for letting us know.

Simon said it, He's right you know.

**ElginMonk** · 08-03-12 08:13

Have seen Edita in the past. Not really a massage if you get what I'm saying. .80 total for FS, she massaged my back for 15 minutes was told to flip. I asked for the full hour but was told that FS was available instead. Put on condom and rode cowgirl and finished doggy. Located in her apartment building.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/thp/3178881862.html

Was given her facebook, mongering is much different then in years past.

**ElginMonk** · 08-03-12 07:53

Went to this location yesterday and had a great dream, called and setup appointment. Was told to get too said address and then call. The location of massage parlor was across the street in an unfurnished building. Was greeted by a not so pretty lady and got scared and almost left, went to take a leak and saw a man in the room over; on a pc and got scared again and almost left. I was about to leave then out comes 2 pretty girls whom is pictured in the ad BTW. Picked the blonde, she is better looking in person, glad I stayed. Everything is offered, standard AMP pricing but much cheaper. .40 for massage and. 40 for a hand shake, was offered. 60 CBJ and. 80 for FS. Got a nude handy with two pops for. 40, she let my fingers roam and had a fun time herself, will repeat. The other girl had big tits will eventually see.

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...rk-24/10677853

**SimonHeSays** · 08-03-12 07:37

Originally Posted by AllStar2350 [View Original Post]

First time poster long time reader. Trying to earn my stripes. Got some good places near ohare. Looking to trade with someone that knows a place in the south burbs.

You're not willing to provide any reviews your just looking to trade? Thanks for letting us know.

**Member #5942** · 08-02-12 19:28

Originally Posted by AllStar2350 [View Original Post]

First time poster long time reader. Trying to earn my stripes. Got some good places near ohare. Looking to trade with someone that knows a place in the south burbs.

Well if I read the forum (again) , I would have noticed a South Suburb section with some places such as Nabi Spa. No need to provide places in O'Hare such as Bless, United, Hollywood, New Look, Irene's, Lidia or Gunnison.

**JuanPrimo** · 08-02-12 08:53

Originally Posted by AllStar2350 [View Original Post]

First time poster long time reader. Trying to earn my stripes. Got some good places near ohare. Looking to trade with someone that knows a place in the south burbs.

Is 2350 your badge number? LOL.

Talk about your O'Hare place openly and people will be more open with you about what you're looking for. That's how you earn stripes.

**Member #5942** · 08-01-12 19:29

Originally Posted by Overextended [View Original Post]

Hey guys, I'm visiting from PHL and wanted to see if anyone was able to share some good asian massage spots near or around the N Michigan Ave area. I would be happy to share my intel in PHL in case any of you get into the area.

PM me with any questions.

Thanks

Well if I read the forum, I would have run into some info about 500 N. Michigan Avenue. A place called Mercy Acupuncture. No need to provide any intel about Philly.

**ChgoJJ** · 08-01-12 19:20

Originally Posted by CTmongerX1 [View Original Post]

Been passing by my favorite chi town massage places, all of them closing early past few days. Stopped by Kneading on Pulaski, a favorite Latina place, closed. 5900 N Elston, asleep last 3 times I called or knocked on the door. Montrose and Cicero, always a good late night stop, only 1 lady working late. Looks like my hobby shifting to daytime. Thoughts on the new 36th St acupuncture place? Ad says open till late, door says 8 pm.

CTm

I was at 36th Street this past weekend and did not leave happy.

Massage was mediocre and no ending was provided.

**AllStar2350** · 08-01-12 17:23

First time poster long time reader. Trying to earn my stripes. Got some good places near ohare. Looking to trade with someone that knows a place in the south burbs.

**Lokkin4** · 08-01-12 11:27

Originally Posted by Jefelici [View Original Post]

Just an update in case you guys were curious. Yumi is actually happily married now. Good for her. She was definitely amazing. There are still some girls out there that give great effort, but haven't found new blood lately. Yumi was lightning in a bottle.

LOL. She will resurface once the honeymoon and $$$ run dry. I am sure she made bank over the years it may be a while. What an actress.

**Sdjsingle** · 08-01-12 08:46

Broke down and finally got a 4-hand massage at Halsted. One girl has always taken care of me so I thought it would work out. Never had the other girl before. So-so massage, not worth the money.

Stopped at Ruby. Haven't been there in ages. Ended up with a somewhat older one. Weak massage, typical finish. Two other girls there look like they'd be more fun.

**CTmongerX1** · 07-31-12 22:48

Been passing by my favorite chi town massage places, all of them closing early past few days. Stopped by Kneading on Pulaski, a favorite Latina place, closed. 5900 N Elston, asleep last 3 times I called or knocked on the door. Montrose and Cicero, always a good late night stop, only 1 lady working late. Looks like my hobby shifting to daytime. Thoughts on the new 36th St acupuncture place? Ad says open till late, door says 8 pm.

CTm

**Raoul Duke** · 07-31-12 18:30

They dropped off my radar a few weeks ago, please PM if you've been in contact with them. Thanks.

**Squat** · 07-31-12 18:20

Originally Posted by Antonio [View Original Post]

"Yellow" was a short Chinese guy who ran an Asian apt. Operation for years and years-don't know if he's still in the biz. He started out on the north side (Sheridan Road.) , moved to Chinatown (on 24th Pl, just off Wentworth, where his wife kept a trinket shop) and the last location he had (that I know about) was on and. Glenwood. Always had sharp girls, from all over Asia. I've lost my tel. Contact with him. Can anyone help me out? PM me if you feel more comfortable doing so.

Yellow has disappeared for some time. He was also involved in gambling in chinatown, more as a Runner. He has not returned my texts in over a year.